Hellooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it so you don't have to!

Hellooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it so you don't have to!

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>wearing a t shirt under a suit jacket

Is that the joke or what?

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God forbid there's a gag in a comic book movie

>I'm Ra's al Ghul, and I'm here to say
>No inflection in your voice is a-OK
>With the League Of Shadows I'll make Gotham fall,
>I have several identities, all of them dull!

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I AM DOUG WALKER AND I'M HERE TO SAY
THESE GREEN SCREEN EFFECTS COST ME 200K

The art is some CWC-level dogshit, but his moral reasoning isn't wrong.

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Audibly keked. Thank you user.

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A BAAAAAAAAAAT CREEEEEEEEDIT CAAAAAAARD?

Doug is worse than James at his peak but better than James right now

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He clearly didnt want to do the super villian shuffle.

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>doesnt want to do the supervillian shuffle
>proceeds to shuffle as a supervillian
what did black guy mean by this?

Honestly I can respect Doug's level of output. He manages to come out with a new NC episode every single week at the exact same day and time. Even at James' peak we only got a new AVGN episode every 2-3 weeks.

Oh my! What ever did he do to those poor comics?!

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just gonna post this here

Do you you have the one where he's in Europe and acts more of an autist than usual.

Old AVGN holds up great and is comfy as fuck. The new ones aren't nearly as good but some have their moments. Doug was never good.

>Those poor comic books
I'd prefer not to contemplate it.

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This is some Guantanamo Bay shit torture.

epic contrarian opinion bro! shit tier capeshit rocks! I wish more people were enlightened like us!

He knows who signs his checks.
It be Massa Dougie

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damn did james join the SS??

Nostalgia Critic has always been hit or miss (mostly miss) for me, but it's barely any worse than it used to be outside of the stupid comedy skits. And I like listening to Doug give his real opinions outside of NC, whereas I think James sometimes lets his special needs and autism come out when he's talking honestly about movies. All in all, I bump current Doug over Screenwave blimp-era Cinemassacre.

He finally had enough of April's bullshit and realized going full fash was the only way to stop getting cucked.

What did she mean by this?

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Is that one of Mike's whores?

anyone seen it yet?

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No, Girl with the Goggles.

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IT IS ME, THE LIGHTBRINGER!

MELVIN MELVIN
B R O T H E R
O F
T H E
J O K E R

No, but it couldn't be worse than Jesus, Bro! could it?

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It's the one where he visits on Vienna. "Mozarts Balls" or something he called it.

Pick a movie, take a screenshot at 14:58.

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Be honest, you would

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Probably just spilled alcohol on a comic. And it was probably rubbing alcohol.

I don't know when this was filmed, but I feel like she's fatter than this now. With that version of her though, I would.

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She's fucking disgusting

oh i definitely would

Is there anything worse than "content creators" who say shit like
>I have a life outside of Youtube I can't put out a video consistantly like I used to
>I don't NEED to make movie reviews all the time I can expand my horizons if I want
>If you don't like my new content go somewhere else I don't owe you anything
>Uhh youtube is just a hobby
Imagine if one day Superman stopped saving lives and started doing crimes to "expand his horizons" Imagine if wagecucks started going to work every other day to try something new. It isn't just reviewers that do this. Drama chasers and political commentators think switching things up is the same as ignoring what people watch their videos for.

This is bad but what's worse is:
>Acting like they're hot shit, getting involved in drama like online slap fights actually matter
>Talking about muh fans when they have 5-digit subscriber numbers
>Making video essays about other YouTubers who make video essays

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Is even worse when they make videos begging for money because YouTube isn't enough.
That's something that's kind of respectable about Doug, he puts out videos regularly for his autistic fanbase because they pay his bills.

>Fatty sitting with a coke
Holy shit, how desperate are you people?

I just hate the ones who always draw themselves like and sound like they're grumpy/tired cause it's cool how much they don't care bro!

Yeah, how dare someone not devote their entire lives to making shitty reviews of crap on Youtube!

The problem is that they're devoting ANY time to it at all

>Comparing Superman committing crimes to Youtubers "expanding their horizons"

I don't even understand that point you're trying to make.

Okay. And? So what?

Can someone Redpill me on the BTS Drama of CA/etc?

About the most I know about her is that someone made a deeply degenerate vore comic.

I would not. Feminist pussy is too risky. Look at what happened to M00t.

If she gets on you just bring up the rape thing.

Don't get cute with me user. The problem is they think they're distancing themselves from Youtube so they don't become DarkSydePhil or some obsessed A logger. Then a couple of weeks later when the views start dying down
>Well I didn't want to get involved in this drama but you guys liked the first video and I felt I had to comment on it
Or
>I REEEALLY didn't want to talk about this franchise again I didn't even grow up watching or reading the series it's based on but with the announcement of a sequel I felt it was the right time

James Rolfe is soooo desperate to distance himself from AVGN that ye uploads video game reviews on whatever is a hot topic (remember berenstein bears?) And reuploads SEASONS of AVGN

>If you don't like my new content go somewhere else I don't owe you anything
what’s wrong with this?
I could maybe see a frustration if you’re a paying patreon subscriber or something, but even then, you can just...stop

i saw you last thread.
Whats wrong with Jesus Bro!? i never seen it

ideally, i would not
realistically, i would

Why couldn't people see this was pure kino

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It shows someone who isn't appreciative of people willing to support them. Imagine if they all did leave and he or she had no supporters because they all left

its really not that bad. far from douge's worst sketches in NC like hocus pocus or devil boner or deadpool 2. the premise is simple; some pathetic neet trying to be edgy, but cant cause his own incompetence and mom embarassing him.

I think is because douge looks like hes in drag and it sort of came out of nowhere and it came out when douges fanbase werent 100% autistic blind followers.
if this was in some modern NC, no one would bat an eye at it

Reminder: "That Girl with the Goggles" was a cam girl and fucked her self silly for a few months before Yea Forums / Yea Forums found out about her. The shoe on head meme is reponsible for us not having archived footage of her fucking her self with a large white dildo from streamate.

>for me? its the cinema snob

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BUILD THAT WALL

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But who will remember him?

What does he remember so I don't have to?

this is kino, and you know it
>based douge pissing off europoors by exposing their shitty hotel living standards

B A S E D

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Me too all happy how Amazons the Boys turned out.

Without all edgy shit and juvenile humor it is now

a genius deconstruction peace that we can enjoy.

I miss Based Brad.

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You know Brad Jones is my favorite TGWTG person.
He has had multiple personal issue but did not put them out to the public for sympathy. His goals were to make shitty exploitation movies, not be an ARTEUR/be the next Spielberg.
Spoony went off the deep end after scarlet left him. i remember watching the "review" of a twilight movie. it was just a broken man talking to his friends over the phone about how they used to watch these movies together. everyone else was pretty shit.

YEAR OF THE TANG!

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pls link
serious. how do older guys attract really young females? bad is cool, but i dont think he makes 6 figures. hes not a model.
like wtf, how do so many older guys score hot young tail?

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We may have gone too far in a few places

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Was he in the news today or something?

I don't get it.

I was the one who altered Brad's YouTube channel during the hack. I had complete access to his email but I didn't read anything because that would just be assholeish.

>a bat credit card

Hard disagree. AVGN isn’t even that bad right now, most of his episodes are adequate but unspecial, not even close to his old quality. But modern Nostalgia Critic is unwatchable, the skits are so bad and unfunny. His old videos don’t hold up as well either

Thanks for not reading any of my emails :)

>the skits are so bad and unfunny.
he rarely does skits anymore. avgn is fucking godawful because its written by a bunch of retarded fat faggots now and james doesnt give a fuck.

>such a failure
Fuck you for making me break my record

[leans slowly towards you]
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP

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Kid was never gonna make it. Hope that served as a reality check

>doesnt do gay shit anymore
>got a real job
i think it did

Just saw this is the thumbnail of his most recent video.
I haven't really tuned in to his stuff in years but is he okay? Fuck his shit looks really fucked up.

Various asshats like Nostalgia Chick, Obscurus Lupa and etc pretended they didn't know they were genuinely terrible people and dumped all their shit on genuinely terrible people (Doge and Mike) who ran the whole operation.

Wow imagine supporting someone who doesnt pay his employes. yikes

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The lipless cunt was never any good. It's honestly fucking embarrassing anyone talks about Doug Walker and outs themselves as a past viewer of him

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This is honestly Doug's best video since 2010.
>No skits with niggers
>Pointed out something I never realized about it when I was a kid
>Capitalized on my NOSTALGIA
Though, it's weird to me that he didn't get the symbolism behind Hecuba turning into a toy, because it's deeply rooted into Japanese philosophy that evil can never be completely purged, merely chased away for the time being. A little bit of evil is merely a part of the nature and Hecuba represented nothing but evil.

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>it's a bat credit card episode

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really? this felt most like a case of the movie was so crazy that douge didnt have to put much input in it

That's good for everyone, the less effort he puts, the less jokes he makes, and those almost never land. But what works for this particular video was that I remember watching it, I kind of forgot it existed and he literally capitalized on my Nostalgia and pointed out things I never really thought about. So, Nostalgia Critic actually used nostalgia for once and let movie speak for itself while trying to decipher what the fuck is it even trying to say.

If you aren't an autistic sperg who thinks "MUH GROWN MEN BEATING EACH OTHER UP IN TIGHTS IS SERIOUS BSNS" this is actually kinda funny

And were weeks later outed as having in all likelihood known about JewWario's rapiness but kept silent about it.

*Avatar with blase has arms folded*
Oh boy, have we got a BIG one today, and I've been around the block
*The avatar throws arm over the back of his shoulder and points with his thumb*
This person, is absolutely CRINGE!

He was well on his way.

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imagine douge making this joke in 2019

I tried watching his Lion King review but I just could bear it. A spastic bald guy screaming with his insanely shrill voice at me for 30 minutes is not something I consider enjoyable.

I mean I always knew that he thinks loud = funny but this video made me realize just how insanely annoying he really is. He just can't tone it down, ever.

>Last time he did a review was a shitty crossover and pic related sounds like an infinitely more interesting review than the one we got
Motherfucker knows how to tease. But to be honest "it sucked" is a review too.

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i dont care what revisionist say. Pre 2012 douge was kino and he had the internet by the balls

>youtube vlogger uses a cartoon avatar
into le trash they go

Turkey Tom browses here and dislikes commentary channels despite being a commentary channel.

I wonder if JW's 5 dollars still goes to his wie

>the rumors doing the rounds
>how is he still in business

SOON.

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?

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...with a tie...

Why did this upset him so much? The whole movie is super silly and this doesn't really stand out.

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Who was in the wrong here?

That bit was kino, u godda admit

yes, that is the very hacky bad joke that he's going for

This. He's the Chaucer of internet based content

what the fuck was his problem?

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>yeah heh-heh-heh

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Literally who?

Very reddit turn of phrase

In his defence he did make fun of it later on although I 100% guarantee it was because of the backlash and not because he thought it was shit

You realise 90% of that is post-reboot right?

>I wanna become an internet reviewer just like you!
honestly as cringe as doug is he doesnt hold a candle to all the autists who aspired to become like him. for a while there were these hordes of spergs filming themselves sitting in their sofa with bad lighting and terrible video and sound quality, making awful imitiations of the guy with the glasses character

>tfw Spoony is never coming back
Even if he exclusively did Counter Monkey I'd still be happy, just something. But given that he left his website to die there's no way he's ever going to make new content.

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Who is still giving Spoong money despite the fact he doesn’t make reviews anymore?

119 people apparently
patreon.com/spoonyexperiment

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jesus christ who is this guy? i just looked up another of his videos and its just him interrupting doug trying to chat with the audience at a convention. hes even in the front row
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>5:11

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>If by some unbelievable miracle pledges ever get to this point I'll shift my focus to finishing my script for a feature-length movie and putting it into pre-production.

What's with these bastards always trying to make a feature length film, despite never making a short or having much of a background in film making (sitting in front of a dodgy greenscreen notwithstanding)?

From left to right descending:
>friendship simulator
>dogfucker
>a hero driven mad by his gf
>porn reviewer
>dead muppet porn connoisseur
>literally who
>cunt
>abortinatrix
>literally who part two
>and three
>seething blob
>weeb
>literally who: revelations
>tranny
>thicc
>an hero

Spoony is probably one of the few content creators old fans would immediately flock back to if he returned. His inability to find the WILL to create again is what's stopping him.

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wannabe directors stemming from being obsessed with movies as kids

No, Spoony threw his chances away due to mental illness.
He's deader than Brendan Fraser's lawyer

All critics are failed artists

Does anyone know what his problem is? Him being bipolar shouldnt be a problem unless he just dgaf about taking his meds

Ooooh a bad credit card

He masturbated to a comic

Bad pussy.

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his long time gf dumping him and realizing he was in a dead end "career". which is weird because he was one of the few who could have made it. also, generally abrasive personality that didn't necessarily come thought unless you followed his social media.

Only if it has no skits.

I like to imagine Linkara turns into a fucking animal when drunk. Gotta be all that Christian upbringing. Same reason why he craves BBC and considers himself a cock slut.

>Imagine if wagecucks started going to work every other day to try something new.
Y-yeah, that would be terrible!

Shit is so cash

Sauce or this didn’t happen

Spoony on that big bucks boss shit

this is the first joke i dared show my brother back in the day

He's only on about 400$ now

I remember that he made several alterations to some of his recent reuploads. He removed the autism joke from the Ernest Saves Christmas review for example

the autists will never stop being mad though. it's part of their pathology. i for one is good just remembering the good times.

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do you know many people with bpd?

G

I liked his Lion King remake review

Hellooooooo I'm the Nostalgia Chick! I abort it so you don't have to!

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DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH

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Turkey Tom is shit but he fulfills my shota interests.

>I DID MY BEST TO NOTICE
>WHEN THE CALL CAME DOWN THE LINE

I love her milkers. Wish she showed them more

God imagine if she had more kids

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She's got a nice ass too tbqh

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i'm embarrased of nothing else in my life than having at one point avidly watched this faggots videos

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I really do hope he winds up killing himself, but he's too self-loving.

We all did it, m8. Anyone who mocks Douge this much was undeniably once a fan of his, most likely when we were teenagers.

>crudely pasted the triforce onto the blade to make a le epic 90s gamer reference

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>the giant stomp his mother instead, kinda randomly out of left field
he can't even read text, none the less subtext. it's kinda good he have embraced his retardedness and only do skit comedy for children now.

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Hes worse than most of them, he acts like he’s above everyone.

We need a new holocaust.

i used to vote for spoony every day when he tried getting that internet award and it showed on my facebook wall. one of the reasons i don't use facebook anymore

Isn’t she a commie?

Why is it so downbeat and depressing?

Who was in the wrong here?

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