In all seriousness, what would you have done in this ridiculous situation?

In all seriousness, what would you have done in this ridiculous situation?

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came

I would've talked my way out of it. I was there on a mission and I'm not going to let some hot & bothered woman distract me from my goal.

Let her give me head and cum in her mouth at least. Probably finger her.

I would have become my own dad that’s for sure.

In all seriousness I never would be in a situation like that.

This

turned 360 degrees and walked away

>Oops, I'm my own father now.

then you'd be walking right towards her idiot

>360

user, I...

Furiously lick her pits.

Pull out

anal

I’m already attracted to my mom, so if she was young and into me? I’d fuck her. Right now I’m stuck just smelling her socks and panties.

Dubs and I get a hot rich girlfriend soon.

I would have already fucked her in her room when I woke up. Then I'd dump her the day of the dance and she'd go with george out of desperation. I'd go back to my own time and use the fact that I took my own mother virginity before my father to cuck them into submission and demand they buy me the toyota truck for me and my girlfriend to fuck in.

Pics?

3 simple words

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What's wrong with you? My mom was considered hot when she was young and I'm not attracted in the slightest by her prime self. How can you be attracted to your 50 something mom?

You must be new to 4channel.

No, I just didn't read his post to the end.

You want to have sex with your mom?

Since this thread will be dead soon anyways lets up the ante shall we.

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Recent pic of her

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It's fine so long as you don't cum inside

BINGO

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Impressive. Very nice.

Yup. Nice body, good feet, big boobs.

just get a handy so i dont mess up the timeline too much

Not him but my mom was a delicious thot who had dozens of boyfriends when she was young. Would have loved a shot at her prime ass. Would still love to blow some loads in her to be honest.

Probably get owned by Biff and his gang like Marty did.

Told her I was gay.

God fuck she was so perfect. FUCK I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'd drive her to the nearest feed and seed

cum inside her before magically turning retarding and fading away into non-existence

id fuck biff

Any pics? I need something to jerk off on.

What if you become your own father ala Futurama

Sneeze and leave?

>How can you be attracted to your 50 something mom?
You aren't?

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Did she breastfeed you? Did you kiss on the lips when you were a kid? I'm trying to understand.

pull out

Its best you dont.

Would need to put a bag on the head desu. Women really age badly.

spotted the new fags.

Kiss on the lips? No. Breastfeed? Absolutely. I remember even back to when I was 4 and 5, long after she had stopped breastfeeding me obviously, she would sometimes pull out her boobs for me to see and play with because I was obsessed with them and would never leave her alone about it.

Looks like you already fucked her, you degenerate.

It's okay to be gay,user

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This is a woman in her prime. God damn, hot as fuck.

>How can you be attracted to your 50 something mom?
>he doesn't have a 51-year old chink mom that looks 40

Hot. Did you stop by yourself and did she stop you when you turned 6?

jfc I'd still try to put another kid in her

i'm not american so i've never watched BTTF, but this isn't from it, is it?

yikes
Real MILFs are definitely not for me. I should never marry.

I think it's from All the Right Moves

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Fry was his own grandpa, you sack of shit.

Is it possible to tell if a girl has such nice boobs before seeing her naked?

Don't really remember, I think she eventually stopped and I lost interest and never paid a second thought to boobs again until I was a teen.

Movies are one of the biggest exports of the US.

let her give me a handy or blow me at least. No penetration.

Did you have sex?

>not breeding your mum and then she breeds yourself

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With her? No. And not until after college in my 20's.

Yes,i would give her the biggest creampie in her life

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I guess you dont know the expression conveys so its easier to call you dumb

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not really. you'll never really tell if it's just a push up bra or if their areolas are the size of small dinner plates. Much like how girls can't tell how small your dick is or if you're a grower/shower. The risks you take

The only right answer...take the beating and let the bully fuck my mom.

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woops sorry i meant to post this

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Do it user. Become your own little brother's father.

>Spelling errors, no punctuation
>Obviously the reader's fault
Must be hard to type while guiding that dick into your ass, huh?

Fuck, with my 8 inches dick, I feel good enough to ask for nice boobies. I'm more afraid of disgusting boobs than ugly labia.

Seething. I see you have negative good boy points.

Why do people still fall for this?

How dare you respond to my post

Ultra gay

Okay in all honesty, if I was in this situation and I KNEW no one would ever find out, if all I did was let her suck my dick and swallow my load, would that be morally wrong?

Asking for a friend.

I'm autistic not gay.

No

God sees everything user.

No

Well both are mental illnesses.

It’s true. Time travel doesn’t real.

>Why do people still fall for this?
brainlet who doesnt understand the supreme ultimate meta trolling technique of ALWAYS responding to copy pasta/bait to bait newfags into calling you a newfag when in fact you are such an oldfag you already know all the copy pasta/bait and have copy pasta/bait replies prepared for all of them just to bait newfags into calling you a newfag.

yikes bro. yikes.

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Nah, it's a power move more than anything.

And then what happened?

Imagine if your girlfriend had sad boobs though.

Pussy out and cuck myself out of existance.

would succ

>momNTR
Based and cuckpilled

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if my mom was her I absolutely would
if my mom was my actual mom then I wouldnt

Nothing. What if you went back in time and reciprocated your mother's advances at the very least, or given her the D at the very most, and after you left nothing compares to the guy who will be your dad, and so you're never born? In Back to the Future that will kill you.

Good,two birds with one stone

Yea Forums - Normal People

Wanting to fuck your mom is sign of extremely high T levels

Feed and seed

in all seriousness, not joking around here, if my mom looked like that I would unironically snap my dick off so far in her uterus that it would never see the light of day again

I most definitely would not have fucked my own mother.