Btfo

Is typing randomly on a keyboard all you need to get a job these days?

All those big words just to fuck it up in the last line

I just don't know how people could see her get handwaved in the first 20 minutes of the movie to not appear in the next 2 hours at all, and not immediately realize she's a plot device rather than a character. And an inconvenient plot device at that.

But I feel the same, user. IW was pretty trash in retrospect, but Endgame has legs to stand on.

Bets on average weight of posters on that reddit page, mine is 273lbs

He tried to thesaurus his way into sounding deep and it didn't work. What he said doesn't make sense even if you know the meaning of all the words.

I dont even open threads or read text in catalogue for movies im excited for. Ive learned my lesson ten times over, no one here knows what the fuck theyre talking about and its a contest to see who can nitpick the sum of its parts rather than discussing the work as a whole because that takes more than a second of thought. Its been 3 years and I enjoy new movies again.

Wow never thought of it like that! Can't wait to see more Chris Evans now.

Endgame was the worst type of fan service garbage.

Rate his top modern movies, lads.

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Imagine typing this unironically. I guarantee it was some English major intern

There is literally no other movie they could have made that still would have been good and included all the characters. The movie had to be about punching Thanos and undoing what Thanos did, they aced it, doesnt matter if you like it or not, its capeshit.

>thesaurus every other word
>Russo's

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Endgame is a much better movie overall but if you look at Endgame and Justice League in how they use their all powerful characters, Carol and Superman I've gotta say, Justice League did it better. Resurrecting Superman was integral to the plot so when he shows up to fight at the end it doesn't feel anywhere near as forced. Endgame pulls a literal "I have to go now. My planet needs me." with Captain Marvel.

Theyre not bad movies, but if I wanted to see this list I would type "good movies from this decade" in google.

It was, particularly everything after the un-snap. But it has merits.

Very pedestrian/not surprising out of 10

It actually doesn't make sense.

That doesn't even make sense. Did anyone point out how it's not even grammatically correct?

I don't know about that. I like the tone of IW a lot and Endgame is really long and you feel the length. Also I'm not really into the MCU, so the emotional punches that mostly rely on you feeling like 'oh no it's over now' didn't really land with me. Stuff like the snap in IW with no music, just people withering away and Cap truly shocked in his realisation, that was a genuinely haunting sequence.
And a bunch of stuff in Endgame felt like filler, like the assembling of the team or the "get the glove across the battlefield" sequence.

shutter island and drive are the only movies above 7/10

It’s a joke, dumbasses. He’s taking the piss out of psueds

The Russo's managed to deconstruct and redefine what it meant to convey the concupiscent, animalistic struggle; showing us that the idiosyncratic is both ebullient and inevitable. All the while substantiating the superiority of film qua film. This shot symbolized the duality of man, the Unique, and is god damn (sic) gorgeous.

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Just looking into his post history, I can only assume it to be a joke post. He posts like crazy on wrestling threads so I am going to assume he's not exactly the high culture type.

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It wasn't even close to be a good movie. I dont mind some capeshit once in a while but endgame was self indulgent and boring often for the sake of making it "emotional" so weirdos can cry about it. I damn near fell asleep during it. Idk you're right its cspeshit and I doesn't matter but damn man... maybe I am becoming the boomer

Wtf thats not filler thats essential to the Infinity Gauntlet story.

Will the climax of Endgame ever be surpassed for the next decade? I rewatched the Avengers assemble scene again on youtube 10 minutes ago and cried and bump-fisted the air like the first time.
Seriously it´s every damn hero and character I´ve cared about for the past decade coming together with kickass music telling me everything will be fine now, I felt like a kid cheering for Goku to save the day once again. But it wasn´t just awesome, it was stupidly big and full of named characters, I still can´t wrap my head about it being real.
I can´t imagine another movie doing an hyper war scene climax.

>The Russo's
>'

Fuck you, Marvel. Fuck you.

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She was Tony Stark’s glorified Toe Truck service.

I don't care. It didn't do shit for the story of the movie.

“..meant to convey and obtain the sensual/lustful deviated clearance, showing us that peculiarity is enthusiastically inevitable.”

Big IQ move

Google "concupiscent anomalistic clearance" and you get 5000 results, dipshits. It's a meme from January, or possibly earlier.

based words knower

Honestly you're a fucking idiot, I see this dumb fuck mentality over and over. You know what it is, you know its not made for you on any level, you watch anyway, and you think you have some profound insight into it. Do you also watch a musical film then like, complain it makes no logical sense how reality bends when music starts and characters dont behave logically? No, because the point is to setup these elaborate singing and dancing sequences. Well the point of a capeshit is to have a good guy punch a bad guy, so why dont you ACTUALLY GO WATCH A GOOD MOVIE?

The Avengers lost in Infinity War because the heroes were not assembled and scattered across the galaxy. It is then a fitting logical story connection that the team has to be assembled after taking an entire movie to dissasemble them. Ridiculous.

I suppose if I think about it the thing I like the most about it is that it actually makes the subplots good. Anything with Thor in it in IW is pure fucking filler, trying to get a mcguffin that ends up serving no purpose, just put the guardians in the picture and show that Thor is doing something. On the other hand the Endgame time travel subplots all serve at least some purpose and are made to be good on their own.

WHo will play him in the inevitable biopic?

uh huh

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youtu.be/304dzyQHM6c

>thinking on literally any level that Endgame is at all good and defending it

I know /pol/types are dumb but goddamn
Even has a wojak image

Thor is the hero of the story opposite to Thanos, the theme of the film is sacrifice and Thor has to go on a journey to sacrifice everything, how is that filler

Casey Affleck. You know you can count on him to take it seriously.

>not adressing any points I made and changing subject

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this
I saw way too many questions asked here that were answered in the movie, it made me realize Yea Forums has the highest quality brainlets

You make a good point. There was literally no point to Thor’s plot in IW

based college freshman writing an essay at 11:59 PM

Logan is the marker of a pleb that thinks he has good taste

GFriend misconstructed and redefined what it meant to convey and obtain the concupiscent anomalistic clearance showing us that idiosyncratic is ebulliently inevitable while simultaneously substantiating the superiority of women.

No. I didn't need to know Hawkeye turned into some crazy vigilante. I didn't need to see Cap attend group therapy. I didn't need to see what felt like 30 minutes of Tony Stark pretending he's not gonna join when everyone knows he will.
The movie was trying to set a tone and not only didnt it work for me, I dont think it was even necessary. It didn't add much.

the way playboi carti misconstructed and redefined what it meant to convey and obtain the concupiscent anomalistic clearance showing us that idiosyncratic is ebulliently inevitable while simultaneously substantiating the superiority of men

a tired old trope of fighting same fag is mouth opening for Marvel hahahahahahaha

Is this satire or is it a 1st year English Major?

Neither does he.

Fucking idiot I said I like some of it. Lol because you like westerns as a genre you like ever western for example? No! Fucking drone. This was not good by cspeshit standards. Goddamn insect

What's up with their hands?

Thought this one encapsulates the duality of actorers better.

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The russos redefined what it means to make a movie based on instincts.

Theyre trying to look smart and wave their hands around to compensate for the fact that theyre saying nothing of substance. The show is making fun of people like that

probably rotoscoping

>actorers

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capeshit is unironically deeper than most modern pretentious crap.

You're seeing an animation that uses more than 4 frames a minute, it screws with your low expectations from anime trash.

>Excuse me, I dropped my thesaurus

Lmao

top kek

Jagten is the only acceptable one.

>idiosyncratic
>using an adjective as a noun

I unironically thought this was a postmodern word salad generator

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This is what snyderfags look like to normal people

This is strange and pretentious

It is a typo. He mean capeshit.

Is there a website where it makes these word salads

I remember there was a Dilbert "game" for Windows 95 that was really more of a collection of programs, and one of them was the Jargonator where you'd type something up, hit a button, and it'd spit out what you wrote but with a bunch of big words. Like if you wrote "I like pie" it'd come up with, "When one stops to considers all the possibilities, the conundrum that presents itself shifts the paradigm, leading to one inevitable conclusion that is concise in its clarity: that is to say, I like pie."
That post looks like it was Jargonated.

Fucking E-drone Nu-Japanlet pinhead simp.

Theres the new age bullahit generator, closest thing to that probably

>Logan
That ignoring a lot of list, but an immediate pleb alert.

The only three I have a problem with on that list are Hereditary (absolute shit), Fury Road (overrated videogame cut scene), Blade Runner 2049 (all style no substance). All the rest are definitely worth watching.

Most Redditors are so fucking stupid, holy shit.

that image is hackneyed and cringe; looks stupid

Nobody cares about your shitty tastes, lonely boy.

>The Russo's (possessive instead of plural??) to literary analysis to discover a work's true meaning irregardless of the author's intent & redfine what it meant to convey & obtain the sexual desire related to an anomaly clearance, showing us that the peculiar is cheerful bound to happen, all the while proving the superiority of film. This shot symboli(s)es the good and evil and is god damn gorgeous.

What

This. It's going to be looked at as a joke a few years from now.

>season 1 great, hilarious and promising
>season 2 oh wait you were having fun? Fuck off these kids are DEEP and DEPRESSED grow up, be a man and choose your waifu!
oof, yikes, and ywza.
It's a very very very very obscure joke about how corporate types talk with their hands whilst saying nothing but empty platitudes and nonsense. The MC joining in with his own hand movements is an attempt for them to actually acknowledge he knows what he's talking about. I'm actually surprised you even noticed the movements. I didnt' pick up on that until my 3rd watch through and I lived in japan for 3 years.

Pleb opinion

People talking with their hands to come off as more important is a common joke in the states, or at least used to be. Now its just seen as a speaking crutch instead of compensating for saying nothing of substance

was it autism?

>im actually surprised you even noticed the movements
Yeah now that i read it again its facially retarded and you probably have autism

what does that even mean?

You sound like such a faggot
Go dilate

>Will the climax of Endgame ever be surpassed for the next decade?
No and I doubt it ever will be. 22 films over ten years to build up to all the heroes lining up next to Cap to charge into battle. Nothing will ever beat the portals scene.

what goes on in the mind of a redditor? is it schizophrenia coupled with arrogance as a coping mechanism for insecurity?

It was a good movie. I know it's the unpopular opinion but I found it better than Infinity War by quite a bit.

it's another
>obvious satire triggers Yea Forums 600 replies
later, virgins

its satire

I seeth, yond is an ex'rbitantly scholarly posteth. S'rrowfully Yea Forums ign'ramuses cannot cognize it

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Shakespeare, is that you?

"The Russo's managed to redefine what it meant to convey lust, in it's weird clarity, showing that talking about individuality is inevitable without taking the credit of the film. This shot represents the duality of men, and it is great."

This is what he said without the word vomit, and basically, it means nothing. Big words don't change the meaning behind your words, that is a trick I used to pull when I was 17, but then I stopped when I saw another person also writing walls of nothing and I realized how stupid it is. If you really understand something, you can easily simplify it for other people to understand. That is the basic usefulness of language after all, to pass on a message, and not to just confuse people and trough that confusion make you seen smarter.

Also, the word vomit is strangely used frequently by brainlets who only watch capeshit. They always pull that shit when people confront them with the "how can you call yourself a movie appreciator when you only watch super hero flicks", to protect their egos.

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Dear god, I haven't seen a big brain wojak in forever. What happened to that meme? I kinda liked it. Or atleast I prefer it to basedjack and brainlet wojak

I personally like using word vomit to fuck with people and confuse the shit out of them. Seeing them just kinda nod while not knowing what the fuck I just said is funny as shit.

>"The Russo's managed to redefine what it meant to convey lust, in it's weird clarity, showing that talking about individuality is inevitable without taking the credit of the film. This shot represents the duality of men, and it is great."

That's not exactly equivalent to what he wrote. He's a real equivalent of what he wrote

>The Russo's managed to reevaluate and redefine what it meant to convey and obtain lustful, anomalous clearance, showing us that peculiar is energetically unavoidable, all while proving the superiority of film. This shot symbolises the duality of men and is god damn gorgeous.

>IngobernableACE

of course it had to be a nu japan incel

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I tried to simplify it a little more just to the core intent, but your translation is way more faithful.

>concupiscent
A strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust.

>anomalistic
Deviation or departure from the normal or common order, form, or rule.

>idiosyncrasy
A structural or behavioral characteristic peculiar to an individual or group.

>ebullient
bioling, agitated, enthusiasm

>"They obtain the sexual unnormal "clearence" (?) which is showing that the structural behavior for an individual (capt am) is enthusiastically inevitable, while also confirming the superiority of the film."

Not even de-pretentiousized does it make any sense.

I don't even know who is trolling who anymore.

>subtle

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It doesn't mean anything, they tried to make it seem like an absolutely retarded fight scene between a superhero from the past and the present fighting for no reason has a deeper meaning and they embarrassed themselves in the process

He's obviously a Yea Forums poster. As a matter of fact I'd be willing to bet he is the same guy who made this thread.

Logan and Roma are garbage, everything else is 8/10 or more

I'm assuming this is ironic, but there really are people this obtuse out there.

What is this supposed to convey? What is the symbolism?

Jesus christ did the asshole running the twitter page swallow a thesaurus or something? Cringy as fuck.

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That Superman is a dual character in that his powers are godlike but his souls is still very much human, so when confronted with the choice of sacrificing himself to save the world his two natures are in conflict. Christian imagery means to convey he's going through the same thought process as jesus when he was confronted with the same dilemma: "Father, if thou art willing, remove this cup from me; nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done"

Of course redditors are mostly atheist and can't deal with anything deeper than an Avengers movie or a videogame so they think this is ridiculous, pity them and move on

Good bait

That's actually a post from a tryhard fanboy on reddit.

user, I congratulate you. The fact you couldn't tell shows me that you are a good user, untainted by the reddit cancer. I salute you, sincerely.

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>you can't win
is that a CHALLENGE?!

"bu kang...is alive"
what did he mean by this? i didn't undestand that scene. the time travel in this movie is hard to grasp on the first watch

It's actually a copypasta that's been passed around a lot so...oh you got btfo

>complapullu omplapullu amplapullu

The Russo brothers are fucking hacks

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RETARDED CAPESHIT

>Kevin Fiege
>Taika Waititi
>The Russo Brothers

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You didnt "need" anything retard. Doesnt mean it didnt have it's place structurally simply because you didnt like it or care for it. Educated yourself moron

Does Fungus really get hit so hard in the face she leaves the movie?

Reddit is what happens when people who have good lives have one or two shitty moments 4 Chan is when people with shitty lives have one or two food ones.

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I love how almost a whole thread of you idiots fell for some reddit troll

>2010 oldest

it's shit

he would fit here well

So Redditniggers finally learned how to use a dictionary? Impressive!

it would be more intelligent to convey their message in laymans terms instead of being overly verbose for the sake of it. just screams pretentiousness really.

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winter soldier was the bigger red pill. shield infiltrated by hydra to voluntarily have people give up their freedoms. think about it

All those shit movies, including another Scorsese Shutter Island, and no Silence. What did plebs mean by this?

Fuck she's so cute

That is a joke I am sure you ruckin niggers,nobody is that dumb

That literally doesn’t mean anything

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This perfectly sums up Reddit.
Pseud using big words he doesn't really know the meanings of (and/or how to properly use them,) praising a mediocre (capeshit) film as if it were the greatest thing the medium has to offer. Pseudo-intellectualism is the hallmark of Reddit much like it is the hallmark of /pol/.

>Will the climax of Endgame ever be surpassed for the next decade?

I can't see how. It was the first time I had a pure just fucking visceral joy moment of being completely sucked in to a moment since video related.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=l6twEGJ0l0c

You gotta go back

Opinion: discarded.

It looks to me very much like a significant section of the public, mostly man children, having given up on attempting to understand the reality they are actually living in, have instead reasoned that they might at least be able to comprehend the sprawling, meaningless, but at-least-still-finite ‘universe’ presented by the MCU. I would also observe that it is, potentially, culturally catastrophic to have the ephemera of a previous century squatting possessively on the cultural stage and refusing to allow this surely unprecedented era to develop a culture of its own, relevant and sufficient to its times.

>just like capeshit
deep

>This shot symbolizes the duality of men and is goddamn gorgeous
That's all he had to write, everything else was unnecessary.

>concupiscent
>idiosyncratic
>ebulliently
they have no idea what those words mean first place, just look at dex and find out what those words mean, even if you look, that shit don't make any sense, for example concupiscent mean lustful or sensual, capeshit are not fucking lustful.

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It genuinely doesn't mean anything because the grammar/syntax is schizophrenic to say the least.

He meant that not having editors was a mistake

>Reddit user is a wrastling fan
Oh..

Reddit is retards pretending to be smart and Yea Forums is smart ones pretending to be retarded.

that's still retarded

his dumb post started it off

hes unstoppable

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Reddit is retards pretending to be smart, and Yea Forums is retards pretending to be smart*

Yea Forums is retards being retards

ok so this guy is just shitposting

This, we get to be ourselves

Not terrible but weird choices.
Skyfall is just mediocre, tonally inconsistent and in every way inferior to Casino Royale
Logan was generic as all fuck, its good comic movie, but its not saying much considering how mediocre they usually are and we had better ones like Watchmen
Shutter Island is good, but again, its generic done by numbers plot with twists you can see coming a mile away puts it in that good but not great tier.
Mad Max is great of you like large spectacles, but since its a one long chase scene many will bounce off it or get bored halfway in.
And so on for few others.

Overall, it feels like a collection of random decent titles from last 10 years but not especially what i would call a must watch list, if we go by just decent movies you can come up with a list of few hundred form that time frame.
The only one i didnt like from that is Skyfall, the last act is fucking awful and turns bond into a comical supersoldier which goes directly against the first act who tries to humanize him after those awful overdone movies from around the 90ties.

Marvel is trying so fucking hard to make people believe these aren't just brainless action flicks. They need people to believe it's something more which further destroys the medium.

>reddit bad
>Yea Forums good

That sounds like Mars Volta lyrics

Go read your thesaurus ingorbernableACE