I'm watching the original French rip of SotM and the Mask guy has a funky moustache! WTF...

Now that the dust has finally settled, whose bad was it?

>Est Que que tu aime halloween?
>id s'il vous plait
>awkard silent the guard look shocked
>alors monsieur
>both stare at each other
>des bonbons ou un sort?

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"mine"

or perhaps he's wondering who would wear gucci loafers on halloween

Based daring synthesis

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Past a certain age, a man without a formerly can be a bad thing.

Who was he shooting at? God?

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Why did he have no hair? Stanley Ipkiss has hair. Just another reason why Thr Son of the Mask was the better film.

the holy trinity

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This is the part where you sneed
This is the part where you formerly (sneed sneed sneed)
This is the part where you sneed
City slickers shake your booty
Shake your gucci loafers like this
Shake your gucci loafers (sneed it, sneed it, sneed it)
Shake your gucci loafers like this
Shake your gucci loafers
(chuck chuck chuck chuck...)
City slickers let me hear you

Well pardon us
Look who just pulled up
In a fancy german car, yeah it’s you
I love ya baby (formerly hate ya)
You'd be like a feed and seed to touch (mmhmm)
I wanna fuck and suck you so much (yeah-yeah)
At long last Sneedchad has arrived
Pulled up to a cozy thread
Yeah of course it’d be you
In a fancy german car, it’s you
Yeah of course it’d be you... YO!

Which version is the widescreen then?

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It's typical shitskin from IMOGENsfavoritepage meme hustling

sadly the widescreen version is lost to time, the only version left available is the colorized french version.
youtube.com/watch?v=S86X_dlL_Ks

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you're the only user who keeps mentioning that, literally nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about faggot

i prefer the original but still a tour de force

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Anyone notice how Mask threads get pruned right after Steven Wright poster shows up?

Leech.

Man was transfigured with a strange mask and held merry parties

A tour de force.

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>baneposting
>maskposting
>sneedposting
>all that in one thread
The Second Meme War against the Jannies has begun...

>ywn see the black and white Widescreen version
why live?

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If I pull that off, will you boogie?

Why are the jannies so afraid of this meme bros?

QUELQU'UN ARRETE MOI

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>nameposting
based reddit tourist that joined Yea Forums after 2014 and Yea Forums maybe a year before that

Can someone update the shifty Donatello daring synesthes meme with Bane, Sneed, and SOTM? Maybe put the SOTM hair and sneed hat on him, with the bane mask, and call it le sneedy maskciatello? Also the sticky pin of course

it is pretty fucked up that they keep deleting the threads, what possible rationale do they have for that

Have sneed

I made a legit The Son of the Mask thread earlier discussing the themes in the film (to make an effort to boogie in our daily lives) and the nannies deleted it without explanation. Maybe they’re Jim Carrey fans of the original, idk

TELL ME ABOUT THE MASK
WHY DOES HE DRIVE THE FANCY GERMAN CAR?

Janny is a loser,they didn't get invited to the party, that's why they hate to boogie

LE MASQUE purist here, and no they delete our threads too, which is a shame because the original was actually a classic before all of this

t. buttmad janny

HE DIDN'T BOOGIE SO GOOD

OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEED AND FEED A MAN, BEFORE GOING OUT TO BOOGIE

>he masked?

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sounds freaking epic

SOMEBODY STOPPING HIM WAS PART OF HIS PLAN

Why jannies hate to boogie?

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Hop in, dude.

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Because it's his job. He must be paid pretty well to be so dedicated

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FRENCH CITY
R
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N
C
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C
I
T
Y

Fancy german car

Son of Sneed Rises

THE LOANER?

Was his car made in Guatemala?

ITS A CLASSIC

A 1951 Studebaker. It's a classic!

Worst thread on Yea Forums right now,the local janny should be payed to delete that shit

Studebaker (US: /ˈstuːdəbeJkər/ STEW-də-bay-kər) was an American automobile manufacturer based in South Bend, Indiana.

Carrey unironically boogied better than Kennedy.
Even the joker is copying

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>fucking pleb Cocoa Bongo clubgoers couldn't appreciate a classic

Ah well, I don't know what to tell you user but believe it or not Janitors that spend all their time deleting Yea Forums threads aren't actually paid anything.

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Why do you hate to boogie?

HEY
PACHUCO

'''''my bad''''

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tbch the original mask is actually kino

Fuck offf

LOOK AT THAT! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head.

HAVE

BOOGIE

SNEEDVILE SUCKS

>The loner?

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Oh come on, that's preposterous. No one would clean up filth for hours on end with no compensation!

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user I think you need to BOOGIE

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The loaner?

Jesus fucking christ SHUT THE FUCK UP

Is this supposed to be funny or something?
Sneed

of course.
Take a look at this shot from an iconic number.
> El Cubano (or its full title "Pedro el Cubano, el Rey de la Ritmo Rumba!"), a classic of 1950s Mexican cinema. Some chortle at its dated romanticism of Cuba, but the heart and passion of the music numbers is undeniable. You'll feel every chick chicky boom in your soul.
You youngsters just like new things and that's fine.

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*the youngsters

Why does Yea Forums like to force memes? This is why it's the worst board.

What the fuck is wrong with you people

boogilate

My bad

A film both very nice and full of spice.

>Janny 1 : Banepost
>Janny 2 : Ungrateful Ape post
>Janny 1 : USELESS MACHINES? post
>Janny 2 : "I Drive" post
>Janny 1 : [Yells in pain] GETOUT post
>Janny 2 : Invincible son post
>Mask : A little to the left... that's it.
>Janny 1 : [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Problem Child 2 post?
>Mask : I've never seen those before in my life.
>Janny 1 : Sneedpost?
>Mask : I have a permit for that.

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>You wouldn't understand with your Prius and your Mini. This is a classic automobile.

No, it's the worst board because there isn't enough boogie. You gotta just dance, man.

>You'll feel every chick chicky boom in your soul.

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>THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SEETHE!
>THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COPE!

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SOMEBODY TRY TO STOP ME

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my great grandpappy was in that film, he played Maraca #2. Did his own stunts.

This is embarrassing, la dee da we’ve got a hothead over here

The murder of the domineering landlady scene was brutal. Made the export into the States difficult thanks to the Hays Code.
This is from a rare TechniColor print done for the 1968 re-release.

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am i turtley enough for the turtle club

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Memes only acquire their force by their perceived obnoxiousness. Thus jannies attempting to crack down on it only makes it stronger.

Maybe janny was the hero we deserved all along.

a versatile scene

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>le deep imagery that wasn't actually there in a kids movie

I don't like these colorized versions, I only watch the unsubtitled French original. I don't speak French but it makes me feel like a big man.

The similarity between this scene in and the scene which Raskolnikov kill his landlady in Crime and Punishment is incredible. Really shows how much deep this film is.

Jaques le Carré was a master of facial acting.

based

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>You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be sek'oon besht, see?
What kind of a name was that? Was he Native American

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Shows you how true art carries across geographically isolated places.

a master of french expressionism during the new wave, Kennedy was too stilted but that must've been intentional

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test

It's native Dakota, from the northern Sioux tribe, it means "gutshitter ratcunt".

kek

>Film snobs and their pretentious old French films
Pfft. Where's the color?

A true auteur of his craft, and that was in 1954.
Surprise he is still alive

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Interesting allegory for the mix breeding of races. To dress the foreign born man as a dog and the white woman in a latex dominatrix-esque dress, it shows the degenerate state of American society.

Kennedy was going for a more understated and stoic performance, to contrast his boisterous yet dangerous predecessor in the prior film.

>Est-ce que je regrette de faire le fils du masque? non.

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a ta couleur ici

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wow he looks great

Are they related?

>mfw someone wants serious discussions on Yea Forums

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for plebs there was a technicolor version made later

They trained at the same theater in Paris.

UNLIMITED POOWER

pouvez-vous vaincre mes coups de poing Loki?

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What a kino shot! Damn, those effeminate french know how to do good kino.

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>doo do. doo do. doo do do do.

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Is this kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=Y2xJMlYrYeU

>here... COMES THE BOOGIE!

>Nous portons tous un masque, la vraie question est.
>Qu'est-ce qui se passe quand notre vrai soi est le masque

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>120 posts already
Thank you! You really love me!

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Ramener...le Prêteur.

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A FRENCH
POODLE

le Prêteur?

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Le preteur?

what's the Mask's favorite racial slur?

He looks like a Bogdanoff wtf LMAO

What were the people working on this thinking?

pete

Nigger

They were ahead of their time

Le prêteur?

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Or as it was in the original script
>A
>POODLE

>SOMEBODY STOP ME
I feel like the mask went beyond his usual existential self in this scene; he wants to apply the brakes on the meaningless of life and his place in it entirely. A real turning point in the film.

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>Having to steal other memes to try to be relevant.
Son of the maskfags are pathetic...you shitters Will be forgotten like the tards trying to make the Quest of Camelot villain a meme

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Even Ruberposting was better than this garbage

I think you need to go back to twitter you nigger

You see loaner is a homophone. It also sounds like loner. It creates a double meaning in every scene. Then there's the theme of loaning out his time and thoughts to the burden of others, leaving little for himself.

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>posting facebook le epicmaymay
>calling others pathetic

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My god that absolute seething of sneedfags. Intimidated? Scared sneed will die off at last? Have you even witnessed the Le Fils du Masque scene?

>You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product...
fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.

how did they get away with this?

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"My bad"

My Bad

will we ever get a kino trilogy?

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ICE THIS DEADBEAT

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Absolute hivemind

what was the mask's tax policy?

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>bad guy grunt holds gun sideways to look cool
I thought only niggers do this

A fun fact, Georges Cravenne, the creator of the prestigious César Award, said that he was inspired to create a high class film award for France, their Oscar equivalent, upon viewing a re-release of Le Masque during the early 1970s. He said when he witnessed Jaques le Carré's tortured cry at his own reflection of "SOMEBODY STOP ME", he immediately thought, we need an award for moments like this, true milestones in French cinema. Le Masque's legacy truly stretches far beyond 1954.

"my bad"

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based

based
>you were good kid real good..but as long as i'm around, you'll always be second best

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You know, on the set of Le Masque, Jaques le Carré actually wore bright green makeup, though it doesn't show in the film, as not only did it help him stay in character as the Masque himself, it also made for a pale and otherwordly pallor on the B&W film stock.

Oh look the Same butthurt as the Reuberfags...top kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=tLZQ_xQEHGY
This scene is unparallellable KINO

it also was a great sign of forward thinking, the technicolor for some scenes really befitted

fucking kek

I see people talking about these films and I love french cinema so I've been looking for like twenty minutes on google but I can't find ANYTHING about Le Masque or Fils Du Masque is this some kind of hoax ?

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And, last but not least, my favorite... A BOOGIE gun!

In Fils Du Masque (2005) dir. Lawrence Guterman. They make the effort of showing this in the advertising. Jaques le Carré created the role of le Masque but I think Jaime Kennedy perfected it.

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boogie

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""My bad"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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wow, they actually managed to make the bad guy less generic by making him more human and empathetic.

>OH SHIT I FOUND IT THAT I AM FROM TWITTER
>FUCK FUCK FUCK QUICK I NEED TO POST MY MOST Yea Forums PIC
>type in google pepe the frog
>I FOUND IT

youtube.com/watch?v=E3zl23sLu6I

"

MY

BAD

"

this film is actually surprisingly stunning to look at times

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The original murder scene of the tyrannical landlady. Lambasted by certain American critics upon export as "Gaudy" and "Churlish"

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My bad

Film history.

I believe that whatever MAKES YOU BOOGIE , simply makes you GET DOWN

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unironically kino

Le Preteur?

This made me lol

Thank god the Criterion Blu-Ray contains both versions.

I also enjoyed the audio commentary from the dog actor. He had a lot of interesting things to say.

it was 1954, give the critics a break

The French critics had no such hangups, they saw the importance of such a brutal slaying in the narrative.

Does anyone have that old pic of the stunt double in green makeup? Used to be a good feels picture

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classic

Film historians have noted several times the uncanny resemblance of the Mexican star of El Cubano (Juan Carezo) and French legend Jaques le Carré, the star of Le Masque. Despite their immense geographical removal from one another and vastly different film genres and acting backgrounds, they look almost like twins. Just one of those things.

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>randomly brings up sneed
it failed to kill it off doe
maskposting isn’t for you lol

and a meme face was born

who's the green guy?

>file name
kek

But who was phone

somebody sure stopped you

lol

Shrek

Reminder to all the jannies, the false flaggers, and the haters: Sneed, Mask, and Fil du Masque are brothers

YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US!

Somebody stole YOUR PAJAMAS?

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Let's rock this joint!

Why it says it on my card, can't you see?

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The loaner?

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don’t exclude bane or the pest

>Brutal Edge City cops gun down innocent doctor of color

>maskposting isn’t for you lol
I've created a huge chunk of the memes/screencaps over the last few days starting with

J’aime le Carré

Cursed image

Goes without saying

The real hard to watch part occurs after, when the landlady's kid walks in on the scene after he's already butchered her.
>"Sorry son, dog was rabid, had to put her down"

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Hey mister, got the time?

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>Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Was he talking about the mask?

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money user, how else can you boogie without it?

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money user, at the time the film was in black and white

Are you sure? I think he was implying he needed the mask to enter the Coco Bongo

But he's already wearing the mask

Imagine the amount of money that was wasted just on this scene alone

but the film was in black and white user,
>needing the green
means money

kek

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Then maybe if was a comment on his previous self being unable to make the scene?

who should play the mask next?

loled

The Son of The Son of The Son of The Mask, obviously

le preteur?

The "Green" was metaphorical more than literary

Leonardo DiCaprio

#itstime for a female mask

This was actually just the actor discussing the need for more budget to shoot the full scene as scripted before a take. But it wound up totally fitting the film.

>bane thread gets taken down
>this is still up

pretty based if you ask me

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How do?

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Janny has been deleting mask threads all day, don't know how this has stayed up
t. OP

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Zoe for mask

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Weeeell, lookie here!

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He's out there, been deleting all the other good threads. Must be just leaving this up as a funposting containment thread.

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I call it... Daughter of the Mask™

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I'd fap.

That's what I figure
I'm not complaining

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...

>He boogied?

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Which is funny cos it's been a very high quality thread with good OC

Who was phone?

TWO YEARS YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING SNEEDPOSTING REDDITORS
FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC FEED AND SEED BOARD'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLO LOOK AT ME IM LE SNEED XDDDD FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Yea Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID FARMERS AND THE FUCKING STORE, 2 YEARS, 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A SNEED THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Yea Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE SIMPSONS SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT SNEED, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF SNEED TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF FARMER 1 AND 2. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT SNEED'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID SNEED THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH E-I-E-I FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

Theres was one video of this movie named "masked deformity dances" or some shit like that, please post the link, i wanna cringe

hehe "my bad"

Who was this pajama thief?

ok

I think it's a little sad that the autist has to write "angry replies" to himself.

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"my bad"

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Avery and Ipkiss as CIA and Bane when?

BASED

I always wonder if anyone actually won

youtube.com/watch?v=XbtTTxFbNQU

LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BOUNCER BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY MASKS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET BOOGIES ON HALLOWEEN, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED BOOTY SHAKES. I AM TRAINED IN ADMINISTERING IVS AND I'M THE TOP TRICK R' TREATER IN ALL OF FRENCH CITY. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER DANCER. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING THE NORSE GODS ODIN AND LOKI AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY GREEN HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE FRENCH CITY MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, BOUNCER.

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do you mean "Man was transfigured with a strange mask and held merry parties"?

ipkiss is such a kino name
thread theme

>The mean streets of Edge City. Somebody tried to stop me tonight. I stopped them.

DUUHHHH CRINGE

DUH—BRINGE

CRINGE

IS THAT ALL YOU SHIT-POSTING FUCKS CAN SAY
DUHH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE

I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE. THAT COULD DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
CRINGE BASED BASED
ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS

ONIONS LOL ONIONS

CRINGE BOOMER

ME ZOOMER

I AM BOOMER

NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES

ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES

RRRRRRRRRAAAUUUGHHHHHH

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GOD DAMN MUCH

FUCK

YOU SHIT-POSTING— HONEST TO GOD
FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL
YOU COCK SUCKER

BUT AUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH—— I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGE, ISN'T IT???

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGY, CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS

REDDIT BASED

BASED

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>THE MASK TURNED ME INTO A PICKLE LOKI, I'M PICKLE AVERY!

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STAN?

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I don't have a line for this I just liked coolsvilleposting

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>I think boogying SUCKS

RANK THE MUSICAL SEGMENTS OF THE PARTY SCENE MASKCHADS

tiermaker.com/create/this-is-the-part-where-you-rank-155635

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Yea Forums dubs Son of the Mask dance scene when?

>no heavy metal scene
cringe

I THINK EDGE CITY SUCKS

This thread's embarrassing, can't we stir things up a little?

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Subbed or dubbed, Yea Forums?

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subbed

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I love the mask, and I wholeheartedly welcome this meme in my life.
praise, lads

Jans are asleep, everyone be very quiet

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Damn double carrey straigh moggin errybody you

You people are genuinely fucking stupid

"""my bad"""

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fucking kek

Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK!

WHERE TO?

>I drive

ITT: REDDIT

ICE THIS DEADBEAT

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"my bad"

STEPHANIE!
HAHAHAHAA

>tfw actually got two of those copypastas from /r/copypasta
SOMEBODY STOP ME

Jamie Kennedy's anodyne performance really made me appreciate Jim Carrey. Did this happen to anyone else?

MY NAME IS CUBAN PETE

I'M THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT!

>now can't even discuss The Mask these days
FUCK

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There's shitloads of funny Mask content in this thread alone.

this shit will be unbearable on halloween.

I saw this exact "ride" at Ayiderdee last month, it was in storage for god knows how long. There was still vibrant on the yaefh feshe man telodwww es eryh bot with a newer base at the bottom, I figured they were going to put it back out but it's gone now, must've trashed it.They're the same kind of place that sells knockoff PPG toys and fucked up ice cream faces.

There's been plenty of philosophical discussion on the Mask in this thread already

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God you fucking mask posters Ive had that God damn can't keep my eyes off of you remix stuck in my head for the last 30 hours non-stop fucking bastards

Why haven't we got a stream going on about Mask but in Noir theme? Seems pretty easy to edit and stream

I think this is a new low for Yea Forums, this meme is so painfully unfunny and so blatantly forced, that it makes pest posters look like white people.

>Don't you just looove Halloween?

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awooga

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TOO
GOOD
TO
BE
TRUE

The Mask mentions these friends but we never see them. Was he lying? If so, why did that lie work?

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t. deadbeat in need of ice

He's gonna be alright isn't he lads?

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Was Grant the dog?

They were Cuban Pete's backing band.

rate my halloween costume

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you don't get to bring friends

What if WE were the sons of the mask all along, bros?

You can hear this image now can't you?

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underrated.

1. Rap
2. SHAKE YOUR BOOTAY
3. Disco
4. Finale
5. Country

>not ranking the musical numbers from the mask

Who was this mysterious Cuban Pete? Why did he only appear in one scene, while Ipkiss escaped into the night?

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>Jim Carrey drives a 1950s car through a bridge and throws himself into the river in the Mask
>Jim Carrey drives a 1950s car through a bridge and throws himself into the river with the car included in the Majestic
What the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=TK9umGHmUfg

youtube.com/watch?v=wmx44AzD52k

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both are excellent since carrey or should i say Jaques le Carré does both

He started maskposting

>can't talk about Donkey Kong without HEposting
You don't know anything about pain

youtube.com/watch?v=tVY79A57e4I

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HE'S THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

here's where you fucked up and now here is the part where we..

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Thread confirmed to be very nice and so full of spice.

Original audio w/o subs. I'm a cultured man who studied French since pre-school.

>carrey: pain
>thought he said bane

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low tier gods, how can those two yellow fucks compete

What was their plan?

BOOGIE

I watch unsubtitled French. I do not speak it but I feel the emotions.

the heights are actually accurate kek

>sadness and madness

Who can stop them?

Imagine being the bouncer in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Avery, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight costume and horrific androgynous mask face. I would totally have let you in, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is check his ID. Like seriously imagine having to be the bouncer and stand there while Avery flaunts his disgusting CGI in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing his fake chin and plastic hair, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he shows his IV. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as he keeps saying TRICK OR TREAT and DAMN, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HALLOWEEN?? because he's not the one who has to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been letting in nothing but a normal diet of office workers and their partners and later alleged mistresses for your ENTIRE NIGHT coming straight out of the boonies in Edge City. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his heavily prosthetic face as he sticks his noodle leg out suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" smugness, the attitude he worked so hard for with the mask in the previous night. And then he says "my bad", and you know you could kill every single person in this party before security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're the fucking bouncer. You're not going to lose your future security detailing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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lmao

where are we going Ipkiss?

somebody

stop

Who stole his pajamas?

I THINK EDGE CITY SUCKS

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aabsolutely Lynchian

me

me

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why do they wear the mask?

I can't believe this amazing performance is often overlooked

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Can you filter everybody from in a thread? Not just filter by words.

Yes hahahaa

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