Euphoria HBO S01E07

Kat is a bitch that's going to catch something, but Maddy is one of the shittiest people on the shit for being upset that one of her orbiters decided not to orbit her.

any jules sex scene webms

Eat us, Rue

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In six hours, maybe.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.

Is it intentional that every character is completely unlikable? I hate that I keep watching this because it's degenerate as fuck but I'm in too deep.

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was there any good nudity this episode?

Roasties, trannies, and all women are whores: the show

bravo

really bad filler episode

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Is anyone else over cis women? When beautiful, feminine, talented girls like Hunter exist, what is even the point of them?

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You need kids to preserve your lineage.

I really do wonder what its like to plow a tranny in her fake vagina

Do they even feel pleasure from that? Is it even wet in there?

Jules takes it up the ass, dumbass

they don't get wet and they have to spend hours dilating them every day so they don't close up

also sometimes shit gets into them

see r/neovaginadisasters for more info

This episode was fucking terrible. Worst one yet.

have fun dating a tranny and being shamed for the faggot you are

I thought this was a great episode. Last week's was the weakest by far

you can see a lot of dicks but not a single fucking labia its fucking retarded hbo is a faggot hive

>thinking every tranny has a fake vagina or even wants one, and doesn’t just have their pristine intact soft, delicate delicious penor
user, I

you cut a part of jules boobs scene

>that very elaborate shoulder hiding composition
Who are you trying to kid confused-gentlemen-discorder?

Well done.

So next episode hes getting a showcase right?

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>episodes been out for hours and nobody knows the song playing during the title card
just kill me

not fez. who is going to take care of his grandma?

This really made me have to take a piss

Safe to say Fez is kill next week.

No! the police will only find all the pills and it will turn out they think it all belongs to his dieing mom and leave him alone. he will get off free and then Nate will be fucksville.

He had to flush all the new product Mouse pushed on him. He's dead.

ouuuuu fuck. Maybe he will have enough money to pay him and just end up going fucking broke instead of being dead

i’m afraid for fezco

this scene was absolute kino

>coalburners
>trannies
>fatties
>dykes
>white male the evil incarnate

this is america by childish gambino starts playing

>lots of dicks
>all cut
What gives?

Do we see her penis?

Shut the fuck up brainlet

She looks like a tranny

Why is everyone in the show a terrible human being? It's so distressing watching a show filled entirely with narcissists and sociopaths

I guess boomers and Gen Xers really fucked up bad in raising kids

Because we like it

Can't wait for S11E05

Based chad Nate calling out Fez for liking Rue but being to pussy to go for her. What a friend zoned loser

Stop spamming this shit. You don't even watch the show. Find a hobby you loser

Have fun being basement dwelling virgin who posts on pol all day

It looks more like Nate is in trouble. Next episode preview clearly shows some dudes going after him

Rue looked so hot in that cop uniform with her belly showing.

I love tall skinny chicks. I wanna have a threesome with Jules and rue

Man you'd think fez would have a better plan for situations like that.

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We don't like dick cheese in America

The implication is that Nate ratted on Fez right? Did I miss a scene of him calling the cops?

God I hate Nate so much. He thinks hes tough but hes a fucking coward who solves all of his problems through blackmail

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I've seen two episodes and I'm basically Nate desu
Last gf I had asked me if I was gay though which is weird

>I'm basically Nate
A sociopathic dickhead obsessed with cock because you found your dad's personal stash of underage tranny porn home movies?

hot girl with daddy issues turns turbo thot circulating sex tapes, dates nigger and cucks him

a lot of limp dicks

Lexi was so cute this episode bros

>hi im from pol

Do you like water?

>euphoria is based on the israeli series from hot that was created by ron leshem and daphna levin

Where are all the nudes? all Im getting is general degeneracy without anything to please me. also the far pig should suffer more

no.
nate did nothing wrong.
there was nudity at the start.
Maddy was right, its not like she is standing up for herself, she is just being insulting to everyone.

they think its "human"
no. There has not been anything good after those phone nudes.
and all men are gay. because they like it or because toxic masculinity makes them play gay games where the whole team can bust into your room while you are with a girl and ass rape you with a dildo

Imagine becoming an actress only to play out some director's sick perverted sex fantasies. This show is sick and so is Hollywood.

This should have been the first ep. We finally see rues mental shit instead of getting a lecture about it.

it really looks like a dude anytime you catch a hint of profile, dat brow and nose

Those sad eyes when she looks up :(

youtube.com/watch?v=R6sDkUyk_gE
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I swear to god if they kill Fez I'll go jihad on Drake's ass

If he had that much money he would not need to push drugs and would have someone else wash his moms tits. I wonder if he will say rue stole them

mut country
then wash, faggot.

pics?

>only to play out some director's sick perverted sex fantasies.
so an actress? oh and getting a female director does not help, they have sex fantasies too

Fuck that wannabe wigger. I was so happy to see Nate cuck his white trash ass when he started to put on his thug nigger act. Talking like he's a tough guy when he's constantly getting cucked by that spic. And what did this moron think was gonna happen when he tried to press Nate? Did he think Nate was gonna respond like some ghetto nigger and have a shoot out with him...LOL. Real white men aren't impulsive and irrational like some chicago gang banger.

Yes, Nate could've just punched Fez out of his shoes right there in the gas station, but instead, what Nate displayed by just calling the cops on him was a perfect example of how white men handle confrontations, they use intellect, strategy, and resolve to beat their foes over mindless violence.

Btw, you can just tell Fez was seething hard when Nate put the mirror up and let Fez know just how much of failure/no future loser he is. That's why he threatened to kill him lol, Nate hit a nerve.

Worst episode of the season

brainlet here, I just finished E04, can someone explain Nate blackmailing Jules? I don't really get if that was his intention from the beginning or if it was his fallback if Jules rejected him, and what even is the blackmail? I'll tell the cops you took photos of yourself if you tell everyone I'm gay?

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It was a fallback. blackmail is that she is not 18 and her pics count as porn. in some states you can be arrested for possessing such pics even if they are your own

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me at ex-boyfriend 4

WHORE

>title card
I thought this was a television and movies board

give me a time stamp

I watch tv shows, not title cards

Mount Everest LABRINTH?

Will she show her penis or not?

you forgot she also gets pregnant and will abort her mutt kid in the next episode

wow so you can be underage and take photos of yourself and get put on the same list as some adult who diddles kids?
that's pretty fucked up

alright same user here I just finished E05 and now I don't get why Jules is looking so stressed about being with Rue

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her internal issues.

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=WW58zWrqQdc

>drug dealers start flushing presumably thousands of dollars worth of shit
>they don't have a good hiding place despite having a entire fucking camera system watching out
>they dont know dogs can't sniff out pills
>only when the tranny is dressing in goofy shit does he get outted
having alot of trouble with suspension of disbelief here

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about identity? And why did Lexi's comment suddenly trigger that?

you and other brainlets failed to pick up on nate planning to ruin his father with these pics and the video.
contrived drama. rue is the most completely unimportant character/storyline so they have to shoehorn her in wherever possible

That scene with Jules and Nate in the night club was fucking kino. The music. The lights. The cinematography. Everything was so well done

No such thing as a good hiding place. When the cops are sent to look for drugs, they'll find it

false.

>strobes lights and glitter makeup
>so fucking kino!

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I kind of laughed when she called him a pussy and bitch with her fingers stuffed in his mouth

Why is she so perfect

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Pretty sure Nate was not actually in the night club she was just imagining it.

Is this the first Jules sex scene where Jules' dick is involved? Does Jules' dick work? How big is it?

Whole episode should have been Detectives Bennett and Howard. Really, that should just be the series.

That's Nate's father tackling him.

It showed Nate calling the cops to report a crime. Fez really is half a retard for a) threatening to kill Nate and b) not having an easy way to get rid of his shit in the event of a search.

See and raise.

youtu.be/iHrKoE1cdEo

>they have to spend hours dilating them every day so they don't close up
pol retards still believing this shit in the current year

why doesn't she simply lock the door like a normal person when in the bathroom

test

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>We don't like dick cheese in America
In the rest of the world, people just shower everyday, you know, that thing called hygiene.

Nearly 70% of all men worldwide are UNCUT, this insane barbaric practise is mainly practiced in the US, Africa and Arab countries.

>no one still has that webm of McKay getting raided by the college frat dudes

I thought McKay was nutting in Kathys ass, how does he act so suprised about the pregnenancy now?
and that whole drug dealing operation seemed fucking retarded from the start, like if you want me to suspend disbelieve about that kid & dropout running this shit out in the open OKAY
but have a single phone call take them down is just lazy writing
series has been going downhill since the Tyler reveal, instead they should have just gone along with the Chad dates tranny in secret

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Basically yeah

Tits McKay's sister is quite likable tho

>He will never be your bf?
Why even live, bros?

I hate this show. I've watched a few episodes with my friends and I can't stand it. The writing, ESPECIALLY, the main characters narration is high-school level edgy. The cinematography is needlessly slick and stylish. They kept using the exact same forward dolly shot with a pan up at the character when they're texting or talking.

Just seems like complete wankery style over substance.

Also why was it two cops sent for a multi-thousand dollar drug bust? Wouldn't they need a warrant?

t. unironic christian

>"pretty girl no boy likes" trope
I'm glad she's pure, but come on.

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Grow up summerfag

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>wannabe wigger
>implying to be a "wigger" is something to be proud of

>she

Those are implants. You can tell because they're not falling in accordance with gravity, which real boobs do in that position.

>shemans with real breasts
how?

>(((we've))) destroyed society and make shows about it lmao

POST MORE JULES PLS

Nate is so fucking based.

Ahem, is this thing on?

Can I have everyone's attention for a moment? Thank you.

*clears throat*

Forty Percent. Have a great evening.

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She's the only one who's written like a real human being. She's just insecure about her looks and deals with it like a real teenager while being nice to those around her. On the other hand, the rest of the cast are a bunch of extremely dramatized teenagers. I guess I could relate and like Rue since she has mundane, real problems; the thing is those problems are treated in a very dramatic way while existing in a context that tries to be somehow realistic. That's my whole problem with this show: they do all these fancy camera movements and all those artistic decisions but at the same time they're just trying to tell a story that teenagers can find relatable. It's Skins all over again.

You do realise how fucked Nate is?

No I'm saying that the 'sheman', Jules, does not have real breasts. They are small implants that defy gravity.

yes, hence why i asked how a sheman could ever have real breasts..

>the tranny is a lesbian, both the character and the actress
Into the trash it goes

Way to prove you haven't seen the show. She actually likes getting blasted in the ass by DILFs.

I can't be the only one who thinks she's a closeted lesbian who's in love with rue. She's way too devoted to rue even for a childhood friend.

Wow an actual tranny holy shit

How is he fucked? Fez is a manlet, Nate would leave him slumped after just one shot to the jaw.