So since everything from Galaxy's Edge is canon in the SW universe, does that mean American Express is canon too...

So since everything from Galaxy's Edge is canon in the SW universe, does that mean American Express is canon too? What do star wars people think America is?

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If Galaxy's Edge doesn't have anything from the Star Wars Holiday Special then fuck that place.

Does this mean that park visitors can meme something into canon if we get creative with the interactive theme park

Yes.

Sneed meme at GE and Sneed is now canon

this is immoral and peak late stage capitalism

>Luke, did I ever tell you about American Express? It was a good finance company.

>late stage capitalism
t. r*ddit

it isn't immoral, it is just petty

>geico was there for me when my land speeder broke down in the jundland wastes. And they were a good friend...

That was always the case. Star Wars takes place in Hell.

>isn't immoral
yes it is immoral

do not try and force this meme again

What the fuck does putting your coke brand into your kids scifi universe have to do with morality. Are we associating coca cola with morality now

Why is it shaped like a grenade?

>theres a sub-link to "ice" on wookiepedia
fucking kek

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This can't be fucking real...

I'm an admin on the biggest 40k wiki lexicanum and we have lots of autistic people but still not this level of detail. Generally we don't explain what stuff like "water" etc. is.. Wookiepedia is really the only fan wiki that does this

Then again we only have 24,000 articles vs. Wookiepedia's 150,000 or so

Wookiepedia is a complete joke wiki where admins don't police notability so its some kind of autistic hypercube of endless articles

>Frozen water was known as ice[source?]

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>What the fuck does putting your coke brand into your kids scifi universe have to do with morality.
Because it's blatant product placement within an escapist fantasy that's supposed to take place in an era that's far removed in time and space from ours. Setting Coca Cola exist in a universe with space wizards and last swords is as extremely jarring as seeing Cup Noodles in FFXV; it destroys the magic of the fictional reality and denatures the presentation of the story being told. Unless it's set on Earth, real world placement has no place in a universe that's supposed to represent escapism, Mouse shill. It's immoral to teach children to break rules of lore and disrespect fiction within the laws of literature. You'd fail an English college course if you did that.

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>water
>non-canon appearances

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Favorite wookiepedia article?

Mine are:

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Pillow/Legends
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Stomach
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Couch
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken

Seems they deleted Feces, Urine, Chair, & Table. shame!

>Mace Windu, Part II (Mentioned only)

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This is most wookiepedia Lexicanum gets

wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Canid

granted since canids seem to be canonically genetically modified dogs with a higher place in Imperial society than regular humans they might be notable enough to be added.

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starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

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semen was on there for a bit. IIRC one of the mid-2000s EU booked talked about "seminal fertilization" of an alien species which is how they got it on there

Cute.

thankfully he's an invention of april fool's day

Wookiepedia despite having decades-long dedicated turbo autists is 100% controlled by SJWs now. Not sure how they took over so quickly and easily.

Because both products can kill you

at least the article for Breast is still up.

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starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Duck/Legends

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Sitting Ducks? It was a good show.

So Tatooine is Arrakis now?

Don't they usually just fuck an admin?

Oh no no no..

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>trash compacted
Seriously?

Among the most reddit posts ever. Maximum yikes.

>So Tatooine is Arrakis now?


tatooine has always been a desert, luke's aunt and uncle have always been moisture farmers using moisture vaporators, and the and people have always worn suits and masks that retain their body moisture. tatooine has always been arrakis. even had sandworms by return of hte jedi(sarlacc pit) and a prophetic child to lead the galaxy(anakin) by episode 1. u r SLOW.

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Did no one consider the security risk of making red grenades a common sight at a theme park?

>Frozen water was known as ice
I see, so what do they call it in the future?

Star Tours canonized Energizer batteries

>I see, so what do they call it in the future?

i-water.

Congratulations!
Youve been awarded 1 (you)!

It's going to be crazy embarrassing for Disney if Rise of Skywalker doesn't surpass TLJ. I've given up hope of it not grossing 1bil though.

Don’t forget the classic “breasts” Wookiepedia article

This is exactly why women hate the male version of nerddom, where everything has to have a purpose and anything that happens must be canon because its there. I am sure Disney never even meant for any of this to be canon in-universe its just like fan fiction to have fun in, men can't stomach fan fiction though because we need ((history)).

>Coca-cola is a fictional product
I wish.

I miss him bros

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there's nothing autistic about that page

What user means is that canid is a regular word that warrants an article in this case because it's used in an expanded context.

lmao holy autism

At least none of that money will be coming from my pockets.

I remember people making fun of Timonthy Zahn for having Luke drink hot chocolate in the Thrawn trilogy and now look

Dork

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This is surprising to me. I thought normies loved this stuff.

>poor storytelling is immoral

do they have pages for all the elements? fire, earth, air?

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Fire
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-rock
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Atmosphere
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Water

>Immoral
Lel wut

It's not immoral tho.

I'm guessing it's repackaged from like a CoD grenade or something

the rise of skywalker trailer has NOT been released this is bullshit

what the fuck is that .gif

before the dark times..... before walmart

newfags will never know