Just tell me what happened brother

all convicted murderers are stupid, no excepcion. If you are smart, you wouldn't even be a suspect.

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Man I miss the old al/ck/ threads. Fuck whatever mod banned them

I think he might have told them off camera and the detectives bring it up in the video.

did you think the janny was your girlfriend?

For the most part with nigger and white trash murders you are correct. However there have been plenty of perfectly smart people, even smarter than you who have snapped or have hastily planned a murder. Humans are weird. Point is don’t talk to the cops at all if you’ve killed someone

My ex-wife accused me of sexually abusing our toddler daughter.
I gathered up all the emails, SMS messages and made a timeline of all the nutty phone calls she sent my way and went to the child protection unit of my own accord, without a lawyer. I calmly explained why she'd done this and how implausible it was.

Over and done with in just over an hour. They even recommended that I go through the family court myself to seek final orders.
I don't know where you live user, but I hope it isn't the kind of place where the police would try to bend you over for no reason.

Yes, the cop with the red shirt asked him

YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKE TO JERK OF TO PORN, RIGHT STAYVUN?

yes

WHAAAI?

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Did Steven think adopting a robotic monotone was going to convince the detectives he didn't do it

stayvun had just graduated law school too lmao. glad he got locked up before anyone could hire him

is there a video of the highlights of the interview? i cba watching the whole thing

>stayvun had just graduated law school
Not possible. No one could be that retarded and want to become a lawyer

You weren’t brought into a police station as a suspect in a felony investigation. By your own accord you went to a separate body to plead your case.

I’m talking about guilty parties who get brought in for questioning. Don’t answer shit. Also innocent parties who might be in precarious situations where it looks like they’re guilty. Also don’t answer shit. Your answers will get turned around if cops thing you might be guilty.

The easiest thing to do is refuse questioning (ESPECIALLY IF GUILTY). Half the time murders and rapists get convicted based on their own statements.

By the way your anecdotal story was fucking dumb.

the whole thing is a highlight
watch the interview. he had just graduated law school and was studying for the bar exam

>blocks your path

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the twist: I actually did it. she's a little too old for my tastes now, but those years where she lived with me alone were great.

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formerly thought to be short-lived

>commit murder
>realize you're the prime suspect
>don't flea the country or off yourself
Seriously, why don't more criminals do this? Life in prison is no life worth living.

Because that involves either living on the run (and in fear), living somewhere that could have you extradited (possibly in an embassy for years), or living in a country that doesn't extradite but is probably a shithole

Just look for the timestamps in the comments section. There are moments where the detectives basically just bullycide him. It's hilarious.

/211/ gang where we at

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>"LOOK AT ME, STEVEN!"
>doesn't break eye contact for the next 2 hours

>living in a country that doesn't extradite but is probably a shithole
for me it's this
I'm fucking off somewhere to teach english or something

Is this the true crime thread?

Do you think, in hindsight, the family regrets not just saying, "Our son killed our daughter, please put him in an institution for a while?"

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>However there have been plenty of perfectly smart people, even smarter than you who have snapped or have hastily planned a murder.
Retard, learn some reading comprehension. I said CONVICTED murderers.

>come on, I know you're a good person
>I thought we were friends?
>wouldn't you help a friend out?

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ayo nigga imma gonna get me some of that, from the back he look like mah ex, nam sayin

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he has spock eyebrows, tavarius spock

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Die please

He will eventually

>6 feet tall
>only weighs 128 lbs
He's not looking good bros

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Anime faggots and trannies will hang next to the niggers on the day of the rope

Retard. Plenty of said people have been convicted.

What is wrong with summer Yea Forums incels?

you know he got passed around, probably had 50 different black dicks in his ass by now

I am studying molecular and cellular biochemistry and intend to become biologically immortal. Long after you are gone my neural net will still exist, tended to by nanomachines and in control over a vast civilization, and it will still be creating images like this to show to my human-based organic bioslaves.

The jail scale is either broken or the nigger imputing the numbers is too stupid to see a mistake. Probably both. No way that guy weighs 128.

>Retard. Plenty of said people have been convicted.
If they were caught, they were stupid PERIOD

My niggers, about to crack open ANOTHER one, hope I recover before work tomorrow ahahaa...

what do you know 'bout that?

211 out of the can >>>>>> dog piss > out of the clear plastic bottle

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>saying this on Yea Forums
i wonder if /pol/ is getting dumber, or if it's just a constant

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>DOOD IT STARTED OUT AS A PLACE FOR ANIME DAT MEANS IT NEEDS TO BE POSTED EEVERYWHERE
tard

I actually don't mind you or your Race at all. Can you help me become immortal as well? I'll edit and spam anime images if I have to.

Get back on your containment board

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>you're multiple guys
>
>for you

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>did you have something to do with the body?
>I dunno
lol how fucking retarded is this guy? is law school really that easy?

fucking kino

>You go 2 weeks without cleaning your apartment?
>That's horrible Stephen

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for me, it's the claire from ba threads

>NO MORE COMFY SIMPSONS THREADS STEYVUHN

most lawyers are retards user. just retards who happen to specialize in this weirdly lucrative esoteric bullshit called the legal system

Based

Didn’t the UFO Balloon Parent’s wife get screwed over like that because she couldn’t speak English well?

What's going on crew?

Not much. Mom's being weak. Bout to ask my sister to pick me up a couple 40s.

Can you ba to kys?

This is so far from kino when you are in a similar situation.

He's talking about a criminal investigation where they know something happened and not who did it. To say a single word other than to ask for a lawyer is 20iq tier.

>YOB: 1985
That isn't him. He was 19 when he got caught in 2015. The numbers don't compute.

19 and in law school? I don't think so

I've never killed anybody, but I've been in similar situations that were admittedly far less severe and it is indeed kino. Being interrogated at the police station, getting pulled over when you have drugs in the car and getting away with it etc. It gets your adrenaline going and makes you feel alive. I love it.

>he
don't decide my gender for me dumb male.

Sorry. Won't happen again if I can help it.

Aint no such thing as a six foot flyweight that scales fucked up

Guys who kill after rape are just stupid honestly.
I get the idea, that you can't have her rat on you, but that's built entirely on the assumption that you'd definitely get sent to prison if she told the police.
Which just isn't true.

The amount of rapes that get prosecuted are pretty low.
Yea Forums boards often make you think false accusations and everything are rife but the truth is even if a woman gives the police your name and tells them what you did you have a very good chance of not even being charged.
Even if she has bruises you can just maintain it was consensual and the prosecutor may never actually charge you.
Your record would be 100% clear, your conscience might not but that's that.

Murder makes it way worse for you.
Now you can't claim it was consensual, furthermore rather than a couple of boys in blue asking you questions you've got an entire forensics team poking their heads around trying to find any tiny fiber you could have possibly overlooked.
Those cops that would barely give a fuck hearing their 3rd rape of the day are instead working tirelessly to figure out who did it and taking it seriously.
The evidence could lock you away 30 years later if they don't figure it out immediately too.

tl,dr if you're going to rape someone just let em go and poker face through the questioning.
I guarantee both a lower chance of conviction and a lower sentence if you are.
Even if she's got a pussy full of your DNA and your handprints bruised into her neck you've still got better odds saying she wanted it.

>DBZ noises
h-he's fast

f-f-f FUCK you detective I didn't do shit I want my lawyer bitch nigga

t. Stayven if he wasn't a lil bitch

My father was....a drinker....and a fiend..

Fuck you I was gonna post this

THIS A THOUSAND TIMES

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I thought we were friends stayvun. Remember we were talkin bout what kind of porn you liked?

Lawfag here, you have no idea

are his tripfag posts saved anywhere?

Holy fuck that shoop kek

>The amount of rapes that get prosecuted are pretty low
You're as likely to be prosecuted for rape as you are for any crime. Where are you even getting your headcanon numbers?

>i'm not going to die because a vague silicon copy of its structure will still be around
enjoy your no consciousness

hella frickin' BASED

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>when you are in a similar situation

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Lmao are you the same user from the thread on Yea Forums last night who said he "almost raped" some girl?

big cringe
big based

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What's the source on this meme? I see it posted a lot but have no idea what it's referencing.

Add his boomer sunglasses

youtube.com/watch?v=KIroLgiCyP8
youtube.com/watch?v=snVqd7tooW0
youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI
I think that covers it.

Based spoonfeeder, appreciate you.