Did Harry choose right?
Did Harry choose right?
checked
and yes, yes he did
Objective best
>Luna
Red pilled tier
>chu
Pleb tier
>Ginny
Damaged goods tier:
>hermione
Luna. Hermione or Cho as back up choices. Ginny was Rowling's self insert
>hot
>spunk
>tomboyish
>witty
>wicked sense of humor
>all the boys in school wanted to fuck her
No, he should have been gay like everyone else in universe
haha what if Draco was a girl and bullied Harry sexually haha
Wrong. Harold goofed. Cho is the only real marriage material (provided you can get over the Scottish Asian thing). Realistically he would have done the right thing and provided the world with high-powered hapa wizard qts.
hermione is mudblood filth
The witch chooses the wizard, Mr Potter. It's not always clear why.
Which one of them hit the wall the least?
Hermione dodged it but she turned evil.
Luna > Hermione > Ginni > Cho
this is Yea Forums
and movie ginny was nothing like that, just a background character that suddenly got harry's attention
guessing the Asian one
Nice digits.
I have no idea who any of those girls are, but I'd choose top left.
too bad hollywood is on a crusade to extinct all females that look like that on the media
Holy shit
holy shit she looks like she just turned 40
cho chang all the fucking way
What's going on over there? Is it the fish and chips?
She's Irish, it's the whiskey
Postmodern philosophy is trash and cultural relativism is contrived horse shit.
E from Entourage and Tracy Ullman had a baby
literally the worst of the pack. You just KNOW Luna Lovegood is the best fuck out of all four. Crazy=hot. Also, her actress in the movies is so soft spoken, how can someone rather fuck Ginger Forehead instead of her?
always makes me happy when a celebrity has worse teeth than i do
>one asian character in the entire series
>name is fucking Ching Chong
how did Rowling get away with this?
that's Kristin Kreuk
That's exactly what the meme says you nonce
why the fuck they look like they were in their 40s when they arent even in their 30s?
Did claire?
It's called being British
all postmodern shit is trash, but you are in the wrong board for that rant
Post Ginny's tit pics already, jeez.
Should have picked Luna.
No
>Ginny was Rowling's self insert
What a retard. Rowling has admitted time and time again that Hermione is her self insert. It’s all over the books and the movies especially. It’s common knowledge
>Goblins are Jewish caricatures straight out of NSDAP propaganda
>No one says a thing
How did she do it?
>all the harry potter girls from the 'good' houses grew up to be annoying slags that look 50 at 25
>all the slytherin girls grew up to be cute waifus
Reality itself mogs Rowling so hard. Even with all her billions she still can't win.
so rowling likes gingers?
haha what if a girl Draco would bully you for being a mudblood haha like what if she told you to stip down and show you her mudblood dong wouldnt that be weird
who is the big guy
Did Rowling choose right by writing the books that would be made into one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>all the slytherin girls
You are forgetting about her replacement actress.
Of course not.
Harry not ending up with Hermione at the end was a gigantic fuck you to everyone that read the books or watched the movie.
Based
Has any woman ever successfully avoided the wall without resorting to plastic surgery?
Oh no...
Helen Mirren
What does Chu look like now? Luna looks like shit, Ginny varies wildly depending on the picture, and Hermione still looks good. How a woman maintains herself overtime is incredibly important.
haha what if she rubbed her bare feet on your penis and balls because she didn't want to touch them with her beautiful hands. wouldn't that be gross
Consider Luna
>blonde
>blue eyes
>fun and quirky
>seemingly pure
>nice all the time
This is an easy choice for anyone who doesn’t have yellow fever or a basic fetish for nerds or redheads
witnessed, and no he did not.
she's OK but she's already developing a case of Weird Scottish Face
All a woman has to do barring shitty genetics is drink lots of water, moisturize, don't cake on makeup or use it at all, don't smoke or drink too much and lay off the food a little and she'd look fine into old age.
It's that simple and yet women cannot do it.
Jane Seymour
Also this
How the fuck does this happen? Too much bangers and mash?
JUST
DEH!
>atlas shrugged
>god tier
>Weird Scottish Face
I hope you don't take "NO!" posting seriously.
Muslim acid attacks.
Yeah, his is actually the saddest one.
Everyone expected the women to WALL hard. Emma is somehow holding on which is kinda nice, but no one expected this from Draco, especially since he was something of a heart throb on set.
Why do so many Brits age so much worse than Germanic peoples in Germany or the Scandinavian countries? They're both pale and white, so it can't be muh sun exposure. Bad diet? Too much alcohol? Latent Celtic ginger blood? Inbreeding?
She looks like someone dragged her out of her apartment after she had gone on a 5 day bender.
ohnononono
Bong genetics.
And all of a sudden her self insert is turned into a nigger. Maybe she wanted to be a nigger all this time.
Cho and Ginny at Padma Patil's wedding
>ayn rand
lüüüüül
Usually I'd say shave it off, but it looks like he has a bulbous head and his hair is the only thing that even moderately slims out his face.
>filthy mutt
>feminist lesbian
>mildly attractive ginger
>Irish potato
Yes
hapa girls are so hot
When will the news that Ireland is a different country to the UK spread to the rest of the world?
i had a luna gf
never again
greentext
checked and its alcohol + uv damage, we get so little sun that we think we dont need protection even though the ozone layer isn't uniform and becomes thinner over the uk around spring, even when its overcast. shit diet and little exercise too
The asian and indian still look fine. That ginger looks RUFF.
Avril Lavigne is 36.
He should have been pounding Ron’s ass the whole time.
for you
jesus fucking christ.
The power of the Anglo.
what the hell, Cho is still cute
Yes but they should have casted a prettier Ginny
I don't know if Halle Berry has had surgery, but she's like 50 and I still wanted to fuck her mutt ass when I saw her in the last John Wick.
Was she
>small
>childlike
>very sweet
>rarely ever swore, except during sex
>made inappropriate sexual remarks because she thought that's how humor works
>would initiate sex without seemingly any foreplay
>incapable of handling any kind of relationship conflict
>just shuts down and wants everyone to be "nice"
I had one of those, amazing at first but you slowly realize that there is something very wrong with her.
When did Jay Mohr transition?
1. Hermione
2. Cho
3. Ginny
4. Draco
5. Luna
In the books? Yes.
In the movies? No.
this is why they're still considered a 10 in british soil
>Alice in Wonderland
>Shit tier
Fucking killllllll yourself pleb.
Fuck this makes me sad. This is why guys should be able to get a divorce. They can pay off the wife and she can go work as a waitress or some shit for the rest of her life. Women work nowadays, no real need for alimony
Yeah, that man-jaw.
Another good example for the ginger enhance phenomenon.
Beauties get another 2 points added till outright 10 and homelies/uggos get them subtracted.
I see her and keep thinking Draco transitioned.
She´s probably a feeder.
Fattens him up so no other wants him.
Creepy as fuck.
>irish, vegan activist
each of those increases the wall's power by +50%
The ABSOLUTE STATE of white women
Yes, because all he wanted all along was to have a big loving family so he married the girl with 6 (5 now) brothers that are all bros with him and parents that treat him as their own.
>newfags
>be not white
Chu was worst option, a fucking ching chong? no way!!!
not a fucking anime, you weebshit
true, if you want a big family, you pick the fertile girl with a big familiy
Did radcliffe sucked their youth?
Asian age like shit past 50, all of them look like north korea`s president.
What is the use of youth when you are a turbomanlet?
Does he live in Chernobyl?
Yeah but the 50 years until then is great.
How they fuck Cho this much
It's easy to be the tallest man when everyone else is six feet under.
What kind of braindead retard wouldn't choose Luna?
I still want Luna to do lewd ASMR or something with her voice.
He was raised right, and his mom protected him from industry parasites.
Haven't you heard the news?
BONG GENES
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
HOW YA DO GOVNAH
That's impossible, Hermione was secretly black the whole time!
that isn't her but that's a really hot set
Veganism boys, it makes the wall hit 10 years earlier than normal.
It was a different time
Saaaauuuuceeeeeeeeee
Ah, there are those bong genes.
claire who
post how they all look currently
>a fucking ching chong? No way!!
post body
Ginny literally fucked a dindu
>not damaged goods
You're retarded, user
Dasha B
uniroincally yes, heres cho and hermoinie in 2019
>choosing the asian
Why are so many people on this site so beta?
heres luna 2019
both look cute here
and heres ginny 2019
she turned out the best by far plus good looking redheads are a rare find
NO, HE DIDN'T. He could choose other most better
I call BS. This looks like it’s from around goblet of fire
the absolute STATE of wh*te women
>tattoo
D R O P P E D
this is what i imagine a beautiful and classy british woman to be
ALCOHOL'D
I would know. I was a pretty 20 year old and am now an ugly 30 year old.
Damn - well played Harry.
She looks like the Royal chick.
Based lookalike
Fapped to her like 100 times
Just watched this one, you made me snort-laugh.
Still would all of them
Yea Forums told me chinks age like fine wine all the way until their 50s?
back to Yea Forums, nigger
Well.
Lovely.
them superior anglo genes
she has a nice pussy
None of them were super attractive, so by personality we go with:
1. Asian Girl: Didn't get much character in the movies, and they changed her plotline. In the books she fucks Harry over, to defend a friend. A hard choice. I think this is the biggest issue, if you're going to date and marry someone, it's someone who stands by family and blood first. A friend is a friend, but if you'd screw someone over you'd had a kid with, in favor of a friend, that relationship never should happen.
Luna: The personality would wear thin on most people after a time. It'd take a very particular sort of man to decide that personality is what they want to spend their whole life with.
Herm: That's Ron's girl. You don't mess with your boy's girl. She's basically another guy at that point. Doesn't exist.
Gingery: She did several important things, one of the most important is standing by and supporting him in the late game when others were pussy footing around. Loyalty is important, more important than looks, even personality to some extent. Her personality would likely end up like her Mother's, which would make her a good mother, so that's something of worth too. At the end of the day it's not about the height of love, that doesn't last, it burns for a time. You need someone who you can spend a life with, a partner in crime, a lifelong friendship. It's a hard find.
Harry probably got as close as anyone gets to that, so, I'd say he made the right choice.
post pusy
If it wasnt for Ron, I would say Hermione. A nerd girl but a fucking sexual beast in bed.
Ginny, fucking fucking your best friend sister thats kinda fucked up.
Luna is just a crazy girl would fuck but no marry.
Cho is the only option left and the best one, harry first love, first kiss probably first sex and well you avoid british genes.
emma by a mile
>brits are huwhite
Latinas do not age like that. They usually start inflating at 30 and are hughmungus by 45
Based Claire poster delivers as always
>raging feminist harvested whore
yikes
I know Radcliffe seems to have gone crazy with how far can he star in insane silly movies, and Watson turned into a crazy sjw feminist, but what happened to Ron’s actor? Never hear anything about him.
Ginny and Hermione = Sakura
Luna = Hinata
Chong = 10/10
>harvested whore
I'm sure you only have sex with virgins irl
Raimi used to fuck Rowling
I think she's still qt
What's with turning gingers into coalburners?
femfoy
because im patrician
>when you don't have anglo genes but the country still turns you ugly
you mean british women
Imagine if she kidnapped hermione and just sexually tortured her with spells haha that would be weird and cruel haha
W-what kind of spells user?
haha imagine she shouted 'Crucio!' when she twisted Hermione's nipples haha
She would look better with her real hair color desu.
Based
WALLED.com
Aging well serves no purpose if you are born ugly as shit.
His youth is spread out over a smaller area/volume so the density is higher. Manlets age much better also because gravity slows down time and since they are closed to the earth they age slower
He is risen!
>ywn be able to save Merula
Life is hard.
Why do Americans always post this, when all Amerimutts are ugly and fat as hell from the moment they are born?
this gorilla offends me
I mean the actress might have aged but the obvious answer is Luna. Harry is such a serious guy and Luna's twee personality complements that. She would have taken him to far corners of the Hogwarts grounds looking for crumplrd horned snorkacks and they would have stolen kisses on a hill overlooking the lake, she would have brought him candy from Honeydukes one night when he was studying and they would have snuck into the astronomy tower just to get away from it all and to look at the stars. When Harry would have woken at night, screaming after having dreams of Voldermort, she would have cooed soft assurances and pressed her breast into his mouth, nursing him back to sleep.
Why would you choose anyone else?
yikes
welcome to the mind of an incel
Yes
>How does it feel Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?
that's a real line from a blockbuster movie.
>You think Dean is dating my sister because of her skin?
Based and also redpilled!!!
Labius Partum over and over agin
I thought Asians aged well?
I feel like i'm going crazy, this chick looks gross as fuck. You couldn't find a hotter blonde chick?
I like her stfu
nigger
The tattoo reeks of try hard.
Jennifer Lopez
Ikr, my gf ate two fucking huge bags of Cheetos yesterday. She literally couldn’t stop herself. Then she blamed me for not taking them away from her. She’s starting to put on weight too. Should I be worried bros?
Fuck yes
What the fuck happened
She looks like she fucks black guys
>My barber WILL hear about this, Pottuh.
Luna was ugly from the get go, I don't get people who say she "aged badly", gety our fucking eyes fixed
The Oirish are Jew tier ethnic shapeshifters when they want to blame shit on the Bongs.
The actual Irish tend to take the distinction warts and all.
>all the good stuff in shit tier
This has got to be bait.
It's a copypasta that has been around for years. Lurk more.
>the clifford the big red dog book didn't tip any of the newfags off
Literally retarded.
Is this a political compass?
That is a middle tier book, though.
The real question is how does he keep getting roles? Looks like shit now and is probabky the worst actor of the bunch.
Red > Asian > Watson > Blonde
He was good when he was younger
manlet aging privilege
Actually yeah so I don't know what the fuck happened. Everything I've seen from him recrntly has been painful.
> Don't drink or smoke, drink plenty of water, moisturize, exercise every other day. Don't eat shit too often.
> Get women complimenting how I look and ask what I do to look so well
> They get disappointed when I tell them it's avoiding smoking and drinking.
She didn’t love so good..
>tfw raimi is so based he can spunk liquefied redpills inside a woman
We must recruit him and find a way to replicate this power
Ramsay Snow?
t. Never dated a white women.
Swap atlas shrugged with wuthering heights then it’s a slightly better list
That's a really good point user
You always should marry someone 10 years younger than you. When your Asian wife is 50, you will be 60 and either your vision will be shit, or your dick won't rise anymore.
Hollywood is where you stay young apparently
>age 27
I want nonon to femdom me
proof its nothing to do with anglo/irish genes, the HP cast must all have been hooked on some fucking drugs or something
>Asian puss is great
But cho is more Scottish. So she’s not truly weak and submissive
Luna is superior choice nerd
Well of course, the rest of the girls belong to the audience.
Last I heard he was driving an ice cream truck around handing out free ice cream.
>all the boys in school wanted to fuck her
Oh they didn't want to, but they surely did. Who among them would say no?
looks like jail cell panty hermione
based "No!" poster
bros is there a tickle spell?
>now excuse me while I suck this humongous black PINGAS
>harry: bruh
webm of cheese melting
Had that happen to me too. If you had tried to stop her she would have bitched and moaned or maybe even thrown a tantrum. We cant win and yes you should be worried. Be prepared for tears and accusations when you bring it up but dont give in. Dump her of she won't stop
1) Overuse of makeup (think of it as a loan
2) Too much drug abuse
3) Too much sex
4) Poor hygiene
5) Fake depression frowning
to seed
Thread theme (checked)
youtube.com
It's pasta
She should probably make the best out of the situation and lynch herself
do you guys think that she shaves down there nowadays or is she still on the wild side of things?
Freshen ur drink guvna???
Imagine getting mogged by someone 20+ years older than you.
Audrey Hepburn or Francoise hardy
There's no way I'm 3 years older than her. Jesus Christ, that's fucking impossible.
This is the power of manhood...
>except during sex
kek what a faker
>implying Cho Chang wasn't shit-tier
So anyways, here's "I Ran"
>if a woman has sex before marriage, she’s damaged goods
>if a guy does, whatever, it’s alright
Fucking incels
>if a guy does
he's also damaged goods
It's Pepe Silvia all over again!
Oh man I remember seeing that set for the first time. I don't even care it's not her, it's close enough and it's fucking fantastic.
How did this thread go on so long without anyone mentioning the real patrician choice?
this is what too much banter do to you
Anyone else see that movie where Felton plays a bad boy that likes some black chick at a black college and plays on the golf team? It's pretty awful.
I still got that video.
>same age as me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*in deep smoker voice* EY
I USED TA PLAY LOONA LOVE GOOD
I WAS THE PRETTIEST FACE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES
Luna or Cho. Ginny is almost offensively boring.
A-user, I...
I don't care how she aged, can we all just agree that character-wise Luna was the nr1 score waifu material?
She even had a great relationship with Harry.
He even named his daughter after her, not his wife... Such wasted potential
What are you guys talking about?Luna actress mother looks like a Nice MILF...
girls that are cute when they are 16 always fade quickly. something about the spring flower or whatever.
No, Hermione was the obvious best choice. Intelligent, responsible, doesn't seem to be an obnoxious feminist like Emma watson.
How could you even consider kook gook and female Ron over her?
The only reason it didn't happen in books is cos JK Rowling found it too cheesy to set her self insert up with the main character, but if Hermione were real and not a Mary Sue, 10/10 wife
this, hhhnnnggg
keked and checked
God I want this
>tfw dated (and broke up with) a girl that looked like Luna
>didn't even bang, just talked and played videogames
>masturbated to hentai together once or twice
god I miss being 15, it was a simpler time
Had an ice cream van and probably doing whatever he wants.
To be perfectly fair there really is no wrong answer here.
>masturbated to hentai together
bros...
Not just any hentai, user. Bible Black.
the post is correct but the image is fucking cringe.
yes i know its pasta.
I know what it's like to age. To feel so desperately that you still got it, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the body frigid. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. The wall arrives all the same. And now, it's here.
Name a more well cast series
I've seen her boobies. They're excellent.
Hermione is too cute.
Potter is a bit too nerdy.
Ron is right.
Megamind looking motherfucker
>all titlets
Harry should have kept searching.
Didn't he go through bad problems with alcohol abuse and binge drinking?
>past 50
At some point you are allowed to get old dude
if anything Potter's not nerdy enough
I would still share an irn bru and a munchie box with her.
Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston. They aged liked wine.
>white women
this is why you take the yellowpill
1. Luna
Power gap
2. Hermione
3. Cho
Power gap
4. Ginny
Literally the worst possible choice he could have made by a large margin
Ageing should be illegal.
There's nothing wrong with getting WALLED at 50+
Based
Hermione was placed in the friend zone early, plus his best friend had a thing for her and is the jealous type. Harry was not going to go there.
Cho was first real crush but Harry waited too long there. Too much a gentleman to take advantage of her while she was grieving over Cedric.
Luna would have been good for a school girlfriend. Her quirky personality would help Harry lighten up a little bit, which he desperately needed. Plus, I think her public quirkiness was partly just her way of dealing with the bullying she faced.
Ginny is the fan girl, you don’t marry the fan girl. That type of relationship is destroyed end badly, especially when reality of who Harry is does not live up to the version of Harry that Ginny has in her mind. She seems that she would be the possessive/jealous type, which would be a pain to deal with. Plus, Harry has seen a preview of what Ginny would be like in the future in Mrs. Weasley. This should of sent Harry running to the hills.
In the films it should have been Luna.
What does it mean when a girl touches your hand, bros?
It means they botched the handling of the relationship in the film adaptation because it looked like they were developing a romance
What if it happens to you in real life though?
Wasn't she Cedric's sloppy seconds?
In the books Ginny is the correct choice, in the movies Luna is better
It is obvious that the filmmakers believed that Harry and Hermione would end up together because "muh main boy and muh main girl."
>Those aging-denial replies made by 20'somethings and ups onions-anons
This is might a new bully method
the movies were the problem
Books: "Hero and his two sidekicks"
Movies: "Hero, Heroine, and useless idiot comic relief"
>asian
meanwhile real life where no makeup or surgery
>he thinks morality is a set of rules laid down by god and not the result of evolutionary pressure favoring in-group cooperation ever since caveman times
truly brainlet opinion
She wasn't a fangirl, she just had a genuine crush on her older brother's best friend
Interesting analysis, user.
based italy
Luna being Qanon is canon.
That whole scene of Hermione crying in the movie is so uncomfortable. (almost the whole movie is like this) It is better in the book where it is only implied that she is crying.
based
Let's see, user, show us a picture of you.
It's a really good cast.
Susan Sarandon. She looks fucking amazing for 72.
Also, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) is 67 and still looks great.
Sigourney Weaver still has it!