The Great Debate

>not obviously picking the Asian one
the state of the world

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Ramona. Knivefags are a bunch of incels trolling mew

excuse me?

>two ugly girls with no tits
what's there to debate? hard pass on them both

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how was this kid supposed to be a nerd when he had 3 girls slobbing his knob

This.
This man has taste.

He wasnt supposed to be a nerd, just kind of a loser

He's literally not supposed to be a nerd. The comics got into it more but the whole story is him realizing that he's a jerky player, a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Like the whole idea that people have that he's supposed to be some kinda nerd is so weird. He literally plays in an indie punk band, has a huge amount of friends, and dates barely legal girls. He's a Brad, not a nerd or a Chad.

Only right answer

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>the whore or the virgin?
gee i dunno

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baSED

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Either Ramona or Envy.

Knives definitely. She deserved better than Scott Pilgrim. Like, Nega-Scott is literally a nicer version of real Scott...what does that say about him as a person?

Envy was pretty hot...not even a lesbian. She was bi which means that she would go for a dude as well

I watched it on a whim (right before the Bell Delphine bath water fiasco made her famous) and now I am seeing it everywhere. Not sure if that is because I just now watched it and I get everyone's references, or because of the e-girl

To be honest i'd take the chink any day. Ramona was the definition of unwanted drama.

He's a huge asshole in the comic, he's more like a indie chad-lite if anything. I dont know why they cast Michael Cera

>He's a huge asshole in the comic
explain how, because when i read it he seemed like he just had memory problems which i can relate to, so am i an asshole?

Did you read the whole thing? The memory thing was suppressing all the shitty things he had done

>Did you read the whole thing
yeah but forgotten most of it i know he treated the drums girl bad but dont remember why

Except Shaun of the dead and hot fuzz imo

knives was unbelievably based. Romoana was garbage

knives
>tons of nerd interests, DDR, vidya, music
>energetic and full of energy and love
>pretty and fit
>a pure virgin who had never kissed a boy before Scott
>literally anime catholic schoolgirl

romoana
>seven exes (including twins, girls, and probably tons more that were just one night stands)
>arrogant, and above it all, not down to earth
>flaky and unpredictable, constantly changed hair color
>literally no shown interests, extremely boring like most girls
>played by a homewrecker who cheated on her husband with a SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

scott has and will always be a gigantic faggot

Qt nerdy version of her from the flashback was the best. Was that even in the movie?

My ex died her hair blue during our relationship and now I have a fetish for neon hair. She's since died it purple and I want to fuck her so bad

based putaposter

Enjoy having a hapa incel son

this

It beats getting divorced and forced to pay child support when Ramona has a mid-life crisis decides she's bored.

Ramona was purposefully painted as a used whore so that Scott would end up with Knives, but the test audiences complained he ended up with an Asian instead of the scene girl so they changed it.

Original ending where he is with Knives:
youtube.com/watch?v=-vXhXvuwl14

You can tell it's a much more complete ending and that the ending in the theatrical cut was pretty quickly put together.

lmao what a cuck, dating some used-up whore with danger whore who will probably cuck you too so you can become the eighth evil beta ex

holy shit why do americans hate asian girls so much its hilarious

with danger hair*

>wanting a virgin gf means you'd have a hapa son
?

>knives

shame she´s ugly as fuck

Romona
>cuter
>cuter fashion sense
>white

Knives
>better personality
>not a slut
>cooler hobbies
>younger

I can unironically respect either choice.
For me, its Romona because short dyed hair is my favorite thing on this planet

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Scott my son, you are men now, you must make choose
will you pick cute asian gf
or homewrecking PUTA?

Who are these girls?

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>white slut who has banged a hundred guys
>chink who is obsessed with you
Unfortunately, genetics are all that matter in the end. I could have white children or hapas.

I'm here to remind you that while the film and the comics treat Scott and many other characters in completely different ways, Kim Pine is and will forever be the best girl in the comics, in the film and in the videogame.

Not even a debate. Ramona is fat, ugly, will get even worse and is probably a leftie whore.

Knives was the better girl to me but in the movie Scott and Romona had way more chemistry

>cera
>chemistry with a girl

kek

Only time brie has ever looked hot

Ramona, if she washes all that shit out of her hair.

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I don't remember that scene you got a source ?

>Used goods with a history of dating horrible douchebags who carries a ton of emotional baggage
>Vs
>Clingy but still cute Asian girl

Wow what a hard choice; pick the girl with horrible daddy issues who’s going to make me another ex in 2 months, or go with the Asian girl?

This. Ramona is the cuck choice

I just found out that I was able to redownload the game on my 360 system and I have the knives dlc so yeah

You're a real bastard user

Anyone who thinks hes portraying a nerd should be banned from watching movies altogether. How could you not understand something as simple as character portrayals?

asian girl is cute, but the slut is super cute. Still hard if you have taste

proxy paige is hotter

Ramona was a fuck up, like Scott, she suited him better. Knives was the better long term prospect.

This always reminds me of this song:
youtube.com/watch?v=gUWx5dwjVu8

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You post a 3 with tits and make that comment?

GTFO.

I'm going to be honest with you.

Knives is appealing until you actually date a chick like that.

I did - never again.

Envy - all day long.

I thought the obvious ending was to have nega-scott end up with knives and scott end up with ramona

My afro american brother

If Knives was white I’d probably pick her but since she’s not Ramona it is.

Besides, if she could get that many guys and girl to go crazy stalker mode after she broke up with them that pissy has to be wild

>that pissy has to be wild
probably burns too

Hello fellow shooterbro

Knives, obviously.

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> you should so
> totally
> come

11/10

Hey there, friend. Glad at least someone knows them. SS should be more popular.

I'm on team Kim, both in the comics and the movie

Based, the thinking man's response

I'll fuck the Tumblr whore white girl instead of some plain looking chink

I know, its a damn shame.
>tfw i own an alien mode shirt
Its my favorite band shirt i own

Ramona
>Turboslut
>Will dump you when she's bored
>Bipolar
>Exes want to kill you

Knives
>Virgin
>Loyal
>Traditional family
>Smart

Just kidding lol, Kim is a superior choice

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It's true

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The only real answer.

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It was the based of times, it was the worst of times

I'd blow gallons across her face

based shooter

This

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All homosexuals MUST fucking hang

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Rude.

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>she'll never gulp you

Nice try, but you forgot to include
Romona
>a cute

Knives
>panface

*blocks your path*

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based

Only 4 anons and this guy got the right answer. It's always Kim, anything else is just wrong.

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Acceptable alternative choice. Seems at least as bitchy as ramona though

comic knives >>>> movie ramona > movie knives > power gap > a literal pile of shit > comic ramona

homewrecker posting was Yea Forums's best story arc

some howewrecking whore vs asian pussy tight?

yeah, that's an easy choice.

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I want her thighs to squeeze my head.

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As long as you don't mind sharing that space with another man's dick user.

This movie got me into Metric. I got to see them in concert this year and they were great.

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comic Ramona had lots of real nice scenes, movie Ramona is a bitch through and through

the casting had some role to play in that

>I've-dated-seven-people-and-hate-talking-about-my-past-I'm-practically-a-pornstar-SJW-hair-Ramona
>I'm-legally-underage-infatuated-and-a-virgin-Knives
What are we debating, exactly?

>implying you'd get either

>debate

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why was this movie not successful? it was good

That's nice and all but then you see her without the hair framing the face and find out that you're dating the lady behind the radiator.

Fucking this, I don't get all the cucks who want that whore. I say this as someone who likes MEW.

>tfw you got rejected by Emily Haines at an afterparty and spilled a drink on her

In another life, I made it. You would have made a move too.

this guy gets it

High IQ post

Scott pilgrim vs the world ruined an entire generation of women

Pass on both
>Best girl coming through

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julie > knives >>> envy >>>>>>> ramona

haha u got told

Jeeeeeeeesus, my choice has been affirmed.

you mean men, right?

soundcloud.com/negativexp/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-ruined-a-whole-generation-of-women

>tfw discovering this is Brie Larson and looking at her now

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Looks better than that PUTA double crosser.

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Manic pixie dream girl vs broken but mended mature woman. You're a sad loser if you pick Knives.

ramona flowers is the epitome of a manic pixie dream girl, are you delusional?

uwotlad.

>belt buckle has cherries on it
bruh

He's right fucko, her entire visual look alone screams it.

worst his a hipster nerd

kek nice eraserhead reference

No it wasn't in the movie. Most of the comic didn't make it into the movie for better or worse. I enjoy the movie more than the comic, but that's just me. As for the OP's question. Scott deserves neither. I'd take fixed Ramona, or unbroken Knives.

It's a shame, because the comic made more sense by making the relationship last more than a week. IIRC, the comic takes place over a year or two, and Scott and Ramona even break up for like a week.

Meant to say couple of months.

Knives before stupid haircut

I want Aubrey Plaza but between those two it's Ramona because she is exactly my type of white girl

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this is whites only space, sir

Book of Henry?
That's a quality movie there

I thought this was shopped, wtf. She should stick to having bangs.

Does Latino count as white?

>Prime MEW vs generic Chink
hmm

Starting with you, faggotron.

I liked the snarky gay roommate character.

Am I gay now ?

>nerd
>in a band that actually gets gigs
>has had several girlfriends, including prime barely-legal asian puss
>goes to huge parties with lots of cool people

yeah total nerd

At face value both have their pros and cons. Knives has probably the edge, because she seems to have better hobbies etc.

The big point is their emotional control:
Ramona seems chill most of the time. Maybe even a bit distant at times.
Knives is increadibly obsessive, agressive and even vengeful. Not gonna touch that one with a stick.

So: Ramona, if I have to choose one.

that was with kim x knives

MOMMY

Knives in the movie and Ramona in the comic.

a man of taste
based

Shut up you dirty pathetic faggot, now lick my armpit.

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>Knives has probably the edge
:^)

School Shooter rules, good post