ITT Movies your girlfriend made me watch

ITT Movies your girlfriend made me watch.

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>girlfriend

never happened to me

This first one was good though

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>White

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I made my girlfriend watch this and she fell asleep during it

It wasn't terrible, just average. My wife made me watch "The Lovely Bones" in theaters with her and it was the most disgusting offensive shit I've ever seen in my life. I can handle all manners of gore but whoever wrote that is true scum

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I’m so terribly sorry you have a gf that doesn’t watch excellent kino user. Sometimes we fuck before going to the kinoplex. Sometimes after. It’s comfy.

my sister made me watch this
it's ok for a breakfast movie

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>ywn have Jennifer Anniston sexually assault you
Why even live?

What ankle tattoo does she have and how pointy are her glasses

>breakfast movie
do americans

>nympho boss
>bad
What the fuck

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I watch everything with Jon Hamm
100% of it has been bad so far, I just like him

My girlfriens made YOU watch that? She only watches anime tho.

Why would my girlfriend make you do anything

How it feels to have a gf?

it sucks because they take up your time from posting here.

>ex
She kept insisting I give the the benefit of the doubt while dragging me to the theater.

Fuck you, Ashley.

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It's okay the first couple times and it quickly becomes bad. Also even the first couple times will end badly and you'll try to listen to everything you've ever been told (lied to) about women, that they're "not all the same", that there's one out there for you.
Turns out it's just bullshit designed to trick you into continuing the lie that women are worth something, because that way you will support their stupid asses.

If you believe otherwise, you're still brainwashed or she's tricked you.

it like a male retard brain put int o boduy of pusy carrier it tlk stupid to you all times bu if u ignore it get male retad strength and hurt you but mentlly

My girlfriend is watching a Netflix documentary about how Schwarte Pete is racist right fucking now, I tried to tell her about how it's an old Netherlands tradition and new people coming into the society to change things to suit their tastes ultimately destroys cultural heritage. She just said "ugh why does people getting offended offend you so much?" Gave her the "Africa for Africans" bit then told her white people would end up living on reservations before it's all over. Stupid cunt she's getting fat too

stick to prostitutes, way less drama

Never had a gf, and being completely honest, most likely never will.

But, my friends usually make me go to the teather to watch capeshit and Star Wars, and those are never good.

and everything with this fucking actress, also made me read everything from milan kundera.

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bags of coin and milky sands

>Never had a gf, and being completely honest, most likely never will.
why will you never have one user? Too busy with one night stands to settle down?

>that scene when aniston gave charlie a bj

ended up loving it

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I liked this one though. Watched it with my first butch lesbian looking girlfriend

I am not in the mood for self demeaning right now, so I will stick with "I'm bad with women" and let it be.

>I'm bad with women
but women love bad boys user

I realized that any movie that starts with something like "horrible" "bad" or "dirty" in the title is guaranteed to be a shit movie.

Bad in the sense that I lack features that they find attractive, not in the sense of being unpolite.

Not trying to sound like some redditor, but it doesn't hurt to project confidence and keep swinging. I'm a fat, ugly motherfucker and I get laid fairly regularly. I admittedly have to put it in more work than Chads, but I'm confident and joke around with all the roasties I hit up on tinder. Once I stopped giving a fuck and stopped over-analyzing how I interact with women--I started having some luck.

you post your gut
and you post your face

and I'll have my wife decide which one of you is more capable of getting that pussy juice

Believe me, it was not for lack of trying. I actually think I should have gave up sooner, and save myself from shame.

>post your face
>on 4cheng
>after I admitted I am a kissless virgin
Not in a thousand years

Jennifer Aniston is sexy in this

>I actually think I should have gave up sooner, and save myself from shame.
tell me about the worst time you were ever shot down user

What would I get from it apart from remembering shit I don't want to remember, and pass the rest of the night feeling like total crap romanticizing suicide?

Hell no, you can relive uncomfortable moments just to entertain anonymous posters if that is your thing. This is stuff I want to forget, not keep revisiting.

Sneed

How tall are you

6'3''

lmao everytime

My ex made me watch that too. Then she cheated on me

Being fat and tall is the equivalent of being "thicc" to women