French cinema

From L'amant double (2017). Imagine being pegged by her.

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The film was good for the 2/3 of the running time. Trashy thriller, quite entertaining. The last third is one of the most retarded shit i have ever seen, still an alright film.

American cinema

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>tfw no tomboy gf to peg you aswell as stroke your cock and suck on your ear at the same time while whispering "that you are a big boy now and should cum for me "

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Faggotry shills
A small percentage of the population do it. Mostly soys who can't tame their morbidly obese women.

>victims of underage molestation and incest, one of which is a prostitute and the other is a violent mercenary, are sexual deviants
shocking

deep

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I've tried it. It felt like nothing, just uncomfortable, and made me have to poop. My gf lost what little respect for me I had tricked her into having, and broke up with me about a week later.

4/10

She was hotter in Young and Beautiful. By 28, she has to resort to disgusting acts to get the same attention she once got just by being a beautiful 17 year old.

Such a shame how quickly women sour.

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t. never had an anal orgasm

>tfw qt pixie cut french gf
do they still exist, or is this just another one of my completely unrealistic fantasies, do I have to brainwash myself to like modern thots

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French girls are cuter than ever user! Of course, her brothers won't like you being a non-believer, so you'll have to convert. But it's worth it for delicious French cooking like kebab and baklava.

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At least in Deadpool it was basically a political statement that also made sense as both a joke, and a comment on the morals of the characters.
Shortly before this in the movie, the same characters were making jokes about all the horrible things that hapoened to them including being molested as kids.

Almost kino, it's just missing the bbc fucking her as she fucks him

In France that's the only way white men are allowed to have sex with women

b a s e d

Based actress believes the moon landing was faked.

Nah. Bullshit. You are over-complicating it.
Is still a good, fun scene, especially with the later joke of abstinence.

I would go to France

Wait for the american remake.

Cute boy.

This man needs to beat her up

That was Cotillard, not Tautou

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>man

Generous.

Oh hey, I've always wondered what the buildup to this was like.

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I know some people will argue pegging isn't gay, but if your girlfriend looks that manly from behind, it really might as well be a dude nailing your asshole. This is coming from a guy who likes tomboys.

can someone explain to me the context of this? what even is the show?

>cinema
>posts a tv show
Nice try, eurotard.

A fantasy of mine is having a girlfriend who is into cucking, and when she comes with the other guy, I beat the shit out of him, tie both of them, rape the guy in front of her, kill him cutting off his head, and then proceed to rape her while she (hopefully) cries her eyes out (but the fantasy would only be 100% if she were to be crying since the moment I kill him, but NOT before it. She should be aroused that I beat him up and raped him). Then after I'm done with that whore, I smoke a cigarette and say "hey that was fun. Let's do it again?"

B&R’d

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seems like a comedy to me

Uh. What happens after?

It's a documentary about middle class Americans

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On National Women’s Day,
a superhero gets fucked up the ass by a woman.
Maybe I’m over thinking this, but it could be a political message.

It's a dark swedish drama akin to Breaking Bad but with lewd elements. The character gets manipulated into being a cuckold, which then makes him develop a MGTOW/incel persona and go on a crazy revenge spree. It ends with him being gunned down by a black cop who remarks on the role-reversal of the situation. Overall a really weird show. It's called Learning Love.

The absolute state of western men.

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"You're the Worst", comedy series about shallow LA people.

No.

How could such an ugly incel land a cute slampig like her?

user is embarrassed by mistake.
I would like to offer apologies to Yea Forums for my mistake,
and to France.
I’m not one who believes all French people look alike,
but I know my mistake could indicate that racist belief.

Kek

It's for the sake of the joke. Relax.

>that notification bar
the absolute state of (you)

People may give you shit for admitting but, you're experience is living proof that it doesn't work despite what mediafags try to push.

I do this and it felt incredibly good.
But i'm a bisexual faggot.

these """"""movies"""""" are always just an excuse for the director to indulge in his degenerate fetishes

>swedish

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bifag here I just stick to a dildo in privacy that my gf doesn't need to know about

Catastrophically based.

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Why not cut out the middleman, and go for the real thing?

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cringe

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Based and Aysha Cashpilled

>biscu... I mean based

It literally is not gay if it's a broad

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I don't know man I like cock and getting fucked but men are kind of gross.
For me it's shemales.

All cucks should do this in the end

I need a French girlfriend!

>thinking the Borderlands hero wouldn't shoot your ass for saying that about him

In all seriousness, the context is the wife made up a cuck fetish to try and make her hubby angry enough to fuck her but he's extremely rich and aloof so he actually gets a bull (maybe its 2 bulls i forget)

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Aaaaand this is how Muslims took over the world.
lol

Not a bad thing. White Sharia soon.

I'm about to pirate it on an iPad can anyone give me sexy scene time stamps to make this easier? Doesn't have to be sexual scenes only. Dirty talk or cuteness will also work. The girl is pretty

This dialogue reads like someone from Yea Forums going on a rant to be honest

Unironically you should check if your prostate is okay if you didn't feel anything, it's a serious health concern. Even slight prostate simulation is experienced very strongly by a healthy person, I'm not joking.

I got pegged a month ago. Would recommend

Prostate stimulation is fine in and of itself. But the worst fucking mistake a man can ever make is to submit himself to a woman he intends to have a relationship with.
She probably doesn't realize it before it happens, but she'll lose every bit of respect she has for you as a man. Although there are some women to enjoy humiliating men, but only the real freaks who gets off on being humiliated would want to stay with those.

You want prostate stimulation? Do it yourself or pay a whore to do it for you.

bassado

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It's amazing how quickly a woman loses respect for a man and the type of cold bitch she turns into as a result. Almost out of nowhere.

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Bisexual faggots do. IT's not common they find a woman willing though

be absolutely fucking careful about sticking ANYTHING in your ass lads, I used to stick a ole finger up the bum when fappin and ended up with a fucking prostate infection and I didn't even go deep like at all... I didn't really wash at all though so take it with a grain of salt. I'm sure if you wash it's fine but ever since then haven't really done it. It felt fuckin amazing but it was hard to stop after a while. I can't let anyone else do it to me, it's just too uncomfortable

t. virgems

>Muslims took over the world

BAR

If you want something up your ass you deserve no respect from anyone

Ass-virgin, yes.

But I've had loads of friends throughout the years who've taken it up the ass, and the story is always the same. And if you've ever spoken to women, or listened to them speak about the topic, you'd know exactly how they feel about it as well. Of course the exception being the mentally ill women who wants to punish men because good ol' uncle Henry touched her when she was little.

based and literallyme pilled

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same tbf

Why waste money on a dildo when cucumbers are less than a dollar at the grocery store?

And you can use them later in salads

>not wanting to be pegged by Becky lynch

I enjoy slicing and dipping them in ranch. Yum!

Getting pegged is just low quality trannies.