Star Wars is a dead franchise. Everyone who is going to watch it in theaters is paying to rape a corpse.
Star Wars is a dead franchise. Everyone who is going to watch it in theaters is paying to rape a corpse
Adrian Lopez
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Parker Ortiz
It's a funeral. I'll be going to pay respects and to fully enjoy Red Letter Media's take on it.
Grayson Baker
Who doesn't want to rape a corpse for free? But sometimes it's not in the stars, you know.
Daniel Powell
Been that way since '83
Andrew Cooper
>not realizing this upon seeing the first trailer for ep 7 with the panting monkey and le ebin marey Sue
You’re 4 years late pal
Ethan Jenkins
No idea why they decided to make the least interesting OT character the star of these new films, killing off the other 2. Especially when her actress was infamous for being a degenerate drug addict who could have (and did) drop dead any minute.
Cameron Rogers
THE FORCE IS FEMALE
Hudson King
>Everyone who is going to watch it in theaters is paying to rape a corpse.
disney viral marketing folks.
Liam Morales
>Especially when her actress was infamous for being a degenerate drug addict
this is a priceless, highly desired trait in hollywood, and is essential to becoming a star.
Does anyone NOT see the Irony that daisy Ridley and her battle with cocaine (which she even went to rehab for it DURING this trilogy) mirrors Carrie Fisher?
Hollywood loves this sort of shit.
Cameron Collins
It’s about family.
Matthew Adams
To be more accurate: Disney Wars are not "Star Wars" in any real sense, only in the fact that they paid money for the license. This means they can sue other people for making Star Wars fan fiction, and can legally make SW fan fiction themselves.
It has no connection to the original films in terms of who is creating it, what the intention of the films is, what the story or characters are - none of it. It's all fan fiction nonsense.
It's like if the Beatles started putting out new albums and touring, but all the band members have been replaced by different band members. It's still the Beatles! They've paid for the license to use that trademarked name!
We all know it wouldn't be the real Beatles AT ALL and no one would accept it. It's the same thing going on here with films.
PS. Fuck Disney
Isaac Cook
I like the new films
Camden Murphy
That's fine. Just like there would be people who like the new "Beatles" with the different members.
But the point is it's not what it says it is, it's a piece of fan fiction. This is not my opinion, this is just a fact. You can't take someone else's creation and say it's now yours (even with their permission or the law's permission).
Jaxson Murphy
>tfw my friend at work mentioned the Rise of Skywalker trailer and I didn't give a shit at all
the only SW movie I have not been hype for, the franchise is DEAD
William Rogers
Its not dead if people are still seeing them
Easton Allen
Which means you either didn’t like the originals/even prequels, or just didn’t respect the story in them
Gabriel Stewart
>the least interesting OT character the star of these new films
She's still the least interesting. All she does is stand around and shit out a couple of lines in her horribly fucked up voice
Parker Adams
No interest..not even leaks to even lol over. Its dead..only sad fuckers desperate to keep the franchise alive will flock to.
Zachary Brown
Never before have I looked forward to a movie precisely for the purpose of shitting on it, since before I just avoided bothering about anything that didn’t appeal to me, but NuWars has changed that. It’s now the only joy I can get out of something I once loved.
Jayden Morris
2015-2017 was terrible when all these cucks were in denial tell me that TLJ is gonna explain everything
Noah Perry
Agreed, I actually made the mistake of watching TFA in a matinee a few weeks after release just out of a morbid sense of curiosity, knowing how awful it would be. Felt like an idiot, then saw for years people defending SJW wars, felt a little better
Adrian Rodriguez
>tfw defended TFA like Mike until seeing TLJ in theaters
Oops
Mason Young
You should’ve known user. But at least you’re not a retard still pretending like the sequels are anything other than pure Jewish and woman incompetence
Jason Fisher
I personally assumed that Disney wouldn’t be retarded enough to kill the golden goose, but didn’t bank on that requiring someone at LucasFilm having a brain and/or spine
Dylan Reed
>hey you know this series that’s the most popular franchise of all time, especially with men and even moreso boys, as it ignites their sense of wonder and adventure?
>let’s give it to some woman secretary, she’ll know how to make it better
Matthew Morales
Star Wars is in a better place than it has ever been you normie fucks.
Tyler Jones
>defending nu wars
>calling other normies
Lol
Xavier Hernandez
t. Rian Johnson
Logan Martinez
Jacob Morgan
>Hurr durr me hate fat chink
>Hurr durr me hate black munkey
>Hurr durr me hate roastie
normie faggots
Thank you friend. I agree that Star Wars is very cool.
Oliver Howard
TLJ failed, its like the Matrix sequels. at least those came out quickly so we didnt have to suffer too long.
Adam Foster
>Does anyone NOT see the Irony that daisy Ridley and her battle with cocaine
This is news to me. I know she used to be a bartender, so I thought she'd be a alcoholic. Is she really a crack whore?
Andrew Harris
>1999 - 2003 is a shorter time than 2015-2017
So you are retarded then
Kayden Young
>my moms boyfriends growing up really liked Star Wars, so watching the new ones in theaters makes me feel really close to Tyrone and Jamaal and the rest
Jack Phillips
>TLJ failed, its like the Matrix sequels. at least those came out quickly so we didnt have to suffer too long.
Ian Ross
they came out within 6 months of each other, is what i mean.