Spending all day on this website for the past five years has given me brain damage and I am now constantly a nervous...

Is thy name Jannie?

>tfw you have sex but still have the personality of an incel
what now

Pepe the frog XD

This website will slowly rot your brain untill you're addicted to the dopamine rush it gives you.
Leave while you still can

I've been here 10+

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actually you developed the habit as a poor coping strategy for anxiety problems you already had, but hadn't consciously recognized were affecting your behavior. that's how it always starts.

How? This site is hilarious.
Are you a faggot?

Op is on this site all day every day for five years. It's already to late for him.

>go to DMV
>100 people sitting down behind me and watching
>everyone can see everything
>standing like a retard for 10 mins talking to the customer service at the desk
>hands shaking
>can barely hold pen and sign forms
>sweating like a pig
>keep swallowing
>go to car after and have to sit there for 5 minutes to cool down before leaving
fucking hell

Why? I only come here to laugh, it's probably the funniest site on the internet

same
same, I have zero attention span anymore

I came here from reddit in 2014. This site is much better but I still hate it.

once you hit the point of not caring its glorious. should try it.

sauce? already stroking

how do I hit that point?

>falling for the ban meme

stop caring

how?

just be yourself

>feel sad
>post SNEED
>feel better
thanks guys

Thats nice im on year 10

my brothers
autism stories like these are why I can't leave

fug u gugd up brah

Imagine being here for ten years ahahaha

true.
I come here because of people having it 100 times wore than me. thanks brahs

I've never been here

Why does Yea Forums always attract these threads?

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Selma Hayek Gonzales

Yea Forums is a board of confessional stories from ugly men.

year 15
it gets worse literally every day and you're not going to leave

y-yes

i-imaging hehehe

Quads and I get a hot rich girlfriend soon.

Because shitskins get chased out of all the other boards
redwood and swaglord let them shit up this place

Spending all day on this website for the past five years has enlightened my brain and I am now constantly thinking about qt lgs.

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dubs and this user never ever gets a gf lol

5 years and you didn't even buy a Yea Forums pass? you should get permabanned you cheap motherfucker.

>Bent my fucking glasses again
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NERD

based fellow passlord
let's spit at them together!

>being this much of a newfag
summer’s almost over, dont you have better things to do?

This combined with video games did it for me too

>Spending all day on this website for the past five years
>on this website for the past five years
>for the last five years
>five years
Lol newfaggot zoomer

Literally, unironically, leave while you still can. I used to browse Yea Forums constantly but now I only browse like once per month. Everyone here is an autistic retard that has a warped sense of reality. There is some funny shit on here once in a while but it’s not worth the piles of retard bullshit you have to sift through to find it. Once you quit, you will feel much more positive. Anyone who states otherwise either a deluded retard or a redditfag who only goes on Yea Forums because they think it’s “cool”

sounds like you need a fren

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Dubs and I get a hot girlfriend and I leave Yea Forums.

asshole

Because now....

blogthreads should be bannable

Bumping an off topic thread because I hate mods

if post ends in a number 1-5 i will get my shit together and have sex

w-we're all gonna make it brahs..

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>2009
God damn newfags!

I actually started coming here in 2008 and being on Yea Forums for the 2008 china olympics, but i dont recall becoming a daily user until 2009

Yea Forums unironically helped me land a gf about a year ago. We're no longer together but at least I got some life experience out of it

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I've tried fapping to bee-sting images but it's just not for me

Same here
Also, my memory is a mess now

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>those thick fucking lenses
So how does not seeing anything more than a few inches from your face feel like, user?

let me guess, you stay up late and are also depressed and have poor nutrition?

DUBS AND ILL LOSE MY VIRGINITY BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

Yea Forums is Yea Forums-lite, with celebrity gossip and racebaiting.
It sickens me to come here.

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>you stay up late
Depends on your definition of late, but I usually get at least 7 hours
>and are also depressed
I'm not happy, but neither am I depressed
>and have poor nutrition
Nah, my diet is on point, I used to be a 300 lbs fat ass, now I'm 165, didn't help my memory at all though

Tips for losing that much weight?
I've struggled with amphetamine addiction and eating problems since I was 14 and can't stay skinny without drugs

imagine...

I'm not clear about what you're getting at.

DMV can do that to people.

Imagine how bad it must be to work there.

maybe you're just depressed and you don't know it!
also you gotta use it or lose it

Keto for me yielded the best results, but I have a sweet tooth, and unless I forego sugar completely, I will be snacking on something sweet. And I was counting calories too. But I've also lost weight after dropping keto, just more slowly, because I couldn't resist sweets sometimes.

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dubs and i'll die before the end of the month

HOW DO I CURE MYSELF

Shut the fuck up

Based blind user

Rollo tomasi

I can see, I just can't make out fine details like words or numbers
I think I managed to bend these bad boys back though, so that's good

Fingers crossed for ya user

This.

Unironically this.

I'm positive this place made me genuinely autistic

Where else would I go, this is all I know

dubs and these two get genderbent and become my gfs

Not that user but after being in those situations long enough you'll realize nobody was watching to begin with and it's too tiresome for you to stress over

LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE EITHER WAY TOO SKINNY OR WAY TOO FAT, YOU DON'T HANDLE SOCIAL SITUATIONS WELL, AND YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH SUCCESS WITH GIRLS
MARVEL AT MY PSYCHIC POWERS

you have to realize that even if anyone is actually judging what you're doing (though they probably aren't, people are usually occupied with their phones anyway) they'll never see you again after that day, so who gives a shit what they think?

Depression is just a meme

Dubs and you become their gf

>so who gives a shit what they think?
non-psychopaths do because that's how social life works

No you had it before, it's why you stuck around

Being on this shithole website has encouraged me to be more of a pathetic manchild and has made me prioritize looking down against other people more than improving myself and living a happy and healthy lifestyle.

If it wasn't for Yea Forums I would have unironically killed myself by now

you can still do one of those things

dubs and I drink myself to death by the end of the year

I really, really, really like this image