How are you holding up with noporn/nofap lads? How many days are you at?

I've met a qt girl and don't need to wank anymore, i woke up beside her the other night after having a mild panic attack but was relieved when she held my hand and kissed me, she texts me at work asking how I'm doing, also left me a love bite on my neck and it was the subject of much banter with mates and work colleagues, needles to say she has made me genuinely happier, how you holding out bros

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were you ever a big league addicted jacker or nah? A year and a half is impressive, gz.

are you me

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>were you ever a big league addicted jacker or nah?
I was a fucking menace, lad. 24-hour-plus adderall-fueled jerk sessions were not at all uncommon.

did you have sex yet in that time?

I have never watched porn once in life
AMA

Man this made me smile reading this, i'm glad your happy user

nice dude

What kind of idiot doesn’t jack off at least three times a day. Millennials are so stupid with this nofap crap.

What's the purpose? To get a gf? Imagine you "make it". You get a steady job, your gf waiting for you everyday at home with good homemade food. On the weekends you go to the park or drive around. Add some children, repeat for 40 years. Yeah sounds great

I masturbated like 6 times in the last 4 days.
Same

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I've been doing it non-religiously for about 14 days. My longest has been over 13 weeks during my degree although I did pop one out during exam block to take the edge off. I usually just take a break for a while to see how I feel but I'm not gonna off myself if I 'relapse'.

I blew a load in my 20 year old gf last night. She's on that inserted chip thing. I made her cum three times then she passed out while I made Dunston dub posts.
I jerked off today as well.
If you're high T cumming is natural.

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Do you have superpowers yet?

How long before it actually starts improving your life? I just did a week and broke yesterday, there was no difference. Came an absolute bucket though.

Blessed post.

Checked indeed.

>I made Dunston dub posts.

Damn son.

>How long before it actually starts improving your life?
Never. If you think your life is shit and the only thing you change about yourself is not watching porn or masturbating anymore then you're an idiot

How did you do it brother? How did you break the habbit?

I used to be a normalfag. Kind of funny that I was always the type who loved the chase, but once the girl started being "all in" on me then all the sudden I wasn't as interested anymore.

I fap at least 2-3 times every single day. I can’t fucking stop bros. I need a gf so bad

lol, this shit is fake as fuck or the girl has some issues.

It sounds awful to me. The true fantasy is hitting the lotto and just being able to travel and live anywhere, take your friends along too. But societal expectations do a number on you. I wish I didn't care so much about that.

So then what's the point?

Starting it in August.

lol jealous ass nigga
that's how relationships go, although it sounds like it's his first one

I dont wanna jack off for a month then fuck a girl i imagine there will be cum everywhere and lots of fucking aggression

>Why yes I only do nofap so I can cum gallons when jacking off, how could you tell?

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>fap to porn all the time
>fuck gf regularly
>confirmed from doctors visit in May that my T levels are great

When are you guys gonna admit you’re just losers? Always looking for something to blame for your failure. You are the fail.

self delusion, the whole no fap thing is just another religion/cult replacer.

yeah a girl wouldn't be weirded out about a guy she just met having panic attacks lmao

>you fell for he no-fap meme
>you’re still gonna die one day
>you’ll just have missed out on hundreds of hours of easy pleasure
Literally LMAOing at your life rn.

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Its another one of those 'holy shit I just cannot stop fucking masturbating' weeks.
3 times consecutively yesterday, 3 times this morning and Im about to go again.

NoFap bros, do you get wet dreams?

How do you know they just met? He didn't give an indication. Also, there's nothing strange about a girl being with a guy who has panic attacks. This kind of stuff can actually increase emotions because they feel sorry and want to be there for you. I know someone who is with a guy who has them frequently.

>thinking life is all about easy pleasure
t. brainlett

almost a month in, so fucking easy, never gonna fap again

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I usually just don't fap until my balls hurt.

Good goy. Life is about working hard for Mr. Noseberg and gathering together wealth you can’t take with you.

based

I can’t stop even when I go for long streches without jerking. It’s not that I don’t want to cum anymore it’s more so that I want to quit porn. I can’t enjoy anything in a woman other than the explicitly sexual. I’m no longer attracted to just normal kissing and intimacy and shit I’m only turned on by sex (not even nudity). Porn turns you into a fucking retard

it's not one or the other you simpleton

I’ll kick your fucking ass then we’ll see what life’s all about when you’re nursing a broken nose motherfucker

Ever since this happened.

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i can't go even 2 days with nofap. I think i have very serious problem. It almost give me panic attack.

The serious problem is that you're a bitch with piss for blood.

This.
Nofap is a cope for incels to justify not being able to get a girlfriend.

ok boomer

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whenever i do nofap i feel a tickling sensation in my anus. is that normal?

>i can't defend myself so i'll throw out word salad because the memes
That's what I'm talking about. You're a complete baby. Sorry, don't want to act like a boomer: shitty faggot fuck fuck shit nigger jew

Three days in. I'll keep doing until I fuck some pusy. It's kinda easy for me since I burned out my dopamine system and lost any pleasure I used to get from masturbation.

>tfw only major relationship ever broken off after 2 months due to long distance
back to the grind lads

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I don't get this, the only thing that can I fap to anymore is deepthroat porn and anal. Yet just making out with a girl is enough to make my dick rock hard

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There's nothing wrong with jacking off, just don't watch porn

how do you jack off without porn

Think about your mom.

You STOPPED fapping because of Non Non Biyori?

LOOK AT THIS NEW FAG LOL!

EVERYONE POINT!

POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM

BOYS

WE GOT HIM

There is nothing easier than nofap, just dont visit Yea Forums and you are good.

I don’t get it

Is anyone else on nopillow? It’s the perfect companion to nofap. Did your ancestors use pillows? Of course not. And they had T levels that were much higher than yours. Stop using a pillow and you’ll feel like a real man. It also clears up acne.

Hell yeah that’s what I’m talking about damn modern convenience made pillows too easy to access and fries your dopamine receptors to comfort. It’s a damn Jew conspiracy to make us compliant and controllable.

exhentai got shutdown and this image is what you see when you try to access the site now

Just come back from fucking an asian hooker after a week on nofap she was cute but my dick kept going flaccid took me alot of focus to keep the erection, im fucked bros