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Dominic Morgan
Justin Hall
A man always chooses the lesser of the waistbands
Zachary Rogers
What we eat in life echoes through our bellies
Xavier Taylor
Gladinflator
Camden Wood
Master Ate Commander
Jace Diaz
Robin Food
Isaac Butler
A moment of silence for this belt, which suffers every day so that others may live
Jason Peterson
based
cringe
Josiah Collins
The frosting - sometimes it makes the fork stick.
Aaron Gonzalez
>gets divorced once
Dylan Gray
Lost it hard.
Jeremiah Miller
>A man should know when he's full
>Would you, Quintus? Would I?
Colton Green
Orson Welles biopic when?
Jonathan Roberts
You will give the people of America an ideal body to strive towards. They will waddle behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you on their mobility scooters. In time, you will help them finish their burgers.
Jonathan Ward
>If you find yourself alone, dining on bean yields with the sauce on your face, do not be troubled; for you are in Elysium, and you're already fed!
Owen Richardson
The scale smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.
Kayden King
>My name is Maximus Gluttonus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees, General of the Papa Johns Legions, loyal servant of the true emperor, Little Caesar. Wearer of a broken belt, owner of a broken scale, and I will have my dessert, in this life or the next.
Nathaniel Rogers
he's starting to look like john goodman
who may his soul rip
Owen Ross
Is this a fat suit or has he really let himself go this badly?
Henry Davis
it's for a roll
Samuel Morales
What role?
Ryder Howard
is this bams dad?
Owen Stewart
Kekked audibly
Jackson Walker
Based Russ has gone Brando Mode.
Brandon Martinez
No this guy spelled it right
Josiah Howard
He will lose the weight for the Gladiator sequel
Isaac Sanders
a bread roll
Chase Taylor
Nathaniel Morris
He didn't lose much weight for Robin Hood. He's been a fat fuck for over a decade now.
Liam Jones
My name is Glad-i-ate...*burp*
Josiah Watson
Quintus look at me, look at me! Promise me that you will you look after my refrigerator!
Oliver Bailey
A Beautiful Mound
Landon Clark
Those who seams are going to burst, salute you.
Robert Campbell
Kino post
Cooper Turner
Five thousand of my twinkies are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are still good to eat. Two thousand will never taste the same. I will not believe that they lost their flavor for nothing!
Matthew Ross
who else
Joshua Murphy
Marcus Aurelius had a dreamsicle that was Orange Cream, Proximo. That is not it. That is not it!
Caleb Robinson
god damn it
Eli Powell
>Wearer of a broken belt, owner of a broken scale
Carter Kelly
it looks like that black girl that got caught sacrificing shit in her closet curse worked.
Juan Ortiz