>"ahh, Natalia. you look so beautif- is that a breadcrumb on your lip?"
>"what? n-no, i p-promise.."
>"mmh, no matter. we will talk about this later when you have refunded your dinner."
"ahh, Natalia. you look so beautif- is that a breadcrumb on your lip?"
Jacob Garcia
Asher Price
THE ERA OF STIC IS UPON US LADS
Nathaniel Cox
>THE ERA OF STIC IS UPON US LADS
HAHAHAHAHA
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT YOU BONY FUCK
Mason Butler
>LE ARCHITEEEEECT!!! SO FUCKIN BASED
Isaac Sanchez
>”Sir, the Vogue and Vanity Fair covers are in for your review. They’ve narrowed the actresses’ waists 10 percent on Photoshop, I think you’ll be pleased.”
>”...shrink the horizontals by 20.”
>”20 percent, sir? They’ll never believe it’s a realistic body size!”
>”Do it.”
>”Y-yes, sir. But...”
>”No! No buts! No tits or hips, either! No thighs! They have to be spindly, frail creatures that blow away in a breeze. To be...perfect.”
>”He’ll know we’re behind it, sir.”
>”Let him find out. He can’t dam a tsunami. What we’re doing here is so much bigger than one architect, it marches with the tide of history. We cannot be stopped.”
Heaton turns to the window:
>”For so long it was just you, Pierce. Alone in this morass of ignorance, laboring to reveal the secrets of the human form. But where you flinched away in horror, I saw...beauty. Where your hand heaped helpings, I pruned away portion by portion. You destroy beauty with your creations, but I...ah, I create it with my... Demolitions.”
Caleb Garcia
PIERCE BROSNAN
VS
CHARLIE HEATON
IN
DIET ANOTHER DAY
Carter Hall
>It looks like I will need help from someone on the inside *dials number*
Camden Richardson
>*lights cigarette* ay, Ima little busy but I can give you someone elses number though
Nolan Roberts
Who is he gonna call?
Kayden Davis
>This seems like a job for Chief Hopper and Detective Byers. Don't worry Pierce, me and Joyce will solve the case!
Bentley Baker
that jacket is /fa/
Ethan Allen
>allow me to help
Christian Wright
>GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT FUNNE-*mouth noises*
Angel Perez
>WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE YOU NATALIA NOW STOP STRUGGLING FOR CHRIST SAKES
Luis Rodriguez
>I GOT MORE FOOD FOR HER DAVID!
Mason Bennett
You know cokeheads rarely eat, right?
Especially rich cokeheads. She probably hasnt had solid food in a month
Josiah Richardson
>For Natalia, Pierce?
>No. For me.
Gavin Butler
>Nice try, but that was a DECOY MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oliver Gomez
You fat fucks keep your gravy-soaked hands off her
Logan Rivera
Based and demolitionerpilled
Liam Adams
kino
Logan Morgan
so Timothy Chalamet is a crossdresser now?
Ian Diaz
>I was wondering if I could speak to "The Grim Reaper"
Camden Cooper
Sorry, wrong number
Robert Walker
>DATS ME!
Michael Thomas
*poot*
Nolan Allen
I'm coming my friend
Benjamin Watson
t. Charlie
Zachary Rodriguez
>triggers your amerilard
Thomas Brooks
Mason Morgan
absolute kino
Hudson Nguyen
He's so fucking ugly holy shit
Jacob Murphy
Why is she settling for that goblin
Joshua Barnes
the demolitionist actually has to be stopped
Grayson Perry
NEVER!
Asher Diaz
my grandma is fucking dying and hasn't eaten barely anything for the past two weeks and she still looks like less of a bag of bones than this specimen.
William Phillips
Is it wrong that I find her thinness aesthetic?
Aaron Perez
This is Timoty Chalamet
Isaac Jenkins
No. It’s natural. Don’t let these chubby chasers tell you otherwise.
Chase Gutierrez
See? It is Chalamet
Adam Ward
imagine thinking having a xylophone for a mid section is normal and hot
Aaron Smith
yes. She’s attractive but she would be way better if she had some fucking meat on her bones
Aaron Thompson
Just watched Night on Earth recently. Pretty comfy movie. New York segment was the best.