BLACK PHILLIP
BLACK PHILLIP
Kevin Gutierrez
Hudson Ramirez
Based
Brayden Gray
uhm sweaty
Juan Cooper
Little shits
Adam Wilson
BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP
Tyler Sullivan
He prefers to be called African-American Phillip now, incel nazi.
Matthew Cook
Would you fuck Anya if she was your sister
Hunter Perez
God those kids are sexy
Jack Collins
Have sex, nonce.
Christopher Carter
n****r phillip
Kayden Russell
Why did he have to be black, why couldn't it be just a normal goat. Isn't that racist?
Christopher Morris
Wonder what her feet smell like
Alexander Torres
no dont
Brayden Campbell
>Hey user, want me to suck your dick? it'll cost your soul
Jayden Howard
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Black Phillip had a child, bam-a-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-a-lam
He said I'm worrin' outta my mind, bam-a-lam
The damn thing gone blind, bam-a-lam
I said oh Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
He really gets me high, bam-a-lam
You know that's no lie, bam-a-lam
He's so rock steady, bam-a-lam
And he's always ready, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
He's from Birmingham, bam-a-lam
Way down in Alabam, ' bam-a-lam
Well' he's shakin' that thing, bam-a-lam
Boy he makes me sing, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip, bam-a-lam
Whoa, Black Phillip
BAM-A-LAM
Joseph Stewart
imagine indoctrinating children into your disgusting witchcraft sex cult
Caleb Anderson
>you're going to sign your name in His book, user?
Alexander Watson
When will she do a nude scene?
Aaron Rodriguez
you rang?
Xavier Jenkins
Yes please
William Nelson
Who's this fluid druid?
Gavin Garcia
All goats are white (pink) skinned, it’s just their fur color that changes and that changes like white peoples hair colors (every generation a little different).
Imagine if black coats did have black skin, gave birth to significantly darker babies, were responsible for 48% of aggressive behaviors, and also only came from parts of Africa
William Baker
Francesca Capaldi
she's 13 or 14 you sick fuck, no semen demonism here
Levi Garcia
She's a child in hollywood, she's already been in at least 6 pornos
Brody Richardson
>it thinks i have a soul
Bitch even if I did, it aint worth saving. Get down on these hairy balls
Henry Thompson
Suck away, but to get my soul you will have to retrieve it from it's owner.
Bentley Collins
>it aint worth saving
who's talking about saving it?
posting cute Daddario to offset faggot succubus posters
Aaron Lee
Fuck yeah. RIP Patrice.
Anthony Lewis
Joshua Miller
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Josiah Howard
That is how she got my soul, she uses the cute to lure innocents in, and the succubus form to make you never want to leave.
Julian Anderson
>succubus form to make you never want to leave
naw she looks terrible in colored lipstick
a face this cute should never be touched by makeup actually, fuck Hollywood
Brayden Murphy
B U T T E R
Charles Flores
seeing her face and knowing I will never have her really makes me want to commit suicide senpai
Gavin Clark
Camden Powell
Can't believe people actually think this film is tense, let alone scary.
It's the same situtation as Midsommar, except Midsommar doesn't explore themes with even slight insight.
These "horror auteurs" are embarassing.
People rrally need to start remembering the horror films auteurs used to make - the opening credits of Psycho exudes more tension than any Eggers and Aster film.
Nolan Long
Luis Garcia
It's not meant to be scary you dribbling retard, in trying to elevate yourself above the masses you've just shown yourself up
Camden Martin
>Can't believe people actually think this film is tense, let alone scary.
>It's the same situtation as Midsommar, except Midsommar doesn't explore themes with even slight insight.
>These "horror auteurs" are embarassing.
>People rrally need to start remembering the horror films auteurs used to make - the opening credits of Psycho exudes more tension than any Eggers and Aster film.
Evan Myers
d-don't be lewd!
Connor Smith
Fucking hate these two disgusting midges
Elijah Campbell
>It's not meant to be scary you dribbling retard
>A horror film is a film that seeks to elicit fear for entertainment purposes.
Anthony Young
based
my ex looks like her
Jayden Campbell
Absolutely fucking based
Brandon Parker
Julian Thompson
It's a period drama with horror elements. It's 'creepy' and atmospheric but it was never meant to be 'scary' in the way Psycho was. Just stop.
Asher Thomas
REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES
Josiah Wood
Ralph Ineson is based.
Xavier Carter
But it's not creepy.
It's completely devoid of tension.
To call Eggers a "horror auteur" is nothing short of laughable.
Jackson Mitchell
why do women go out with half their tit hanging out bros
Joshua Howard
It is creepy and it is tense. You're trying to sound mature but just coming across as an autistic jerk.
Daniel Garcia
It's not a horror movie. It's a true crime drama. In that world witches and Satan aren't mythical, they're very real and nobody is surprised by their existence. The viewer doesn't understand this because they think it's our reality.
William White
Sounds like you're projecting mate.
Feeling tense is something anyone can feel at any age. I'll freely admit there are films that leave me feeling tense.
Bentley Cook
>Feeling tense is something anyone can feel at any age
what the fuck are you talking about. IT'S A TENSE FILM
Aaron Ortiz
>in that world
Julian Lee
Theres woodland near my house. My biggest fantasy would be coming across a murky cottage at dusk and a gypsy woman like this would invite me in.
Austin James
I bet you thought this was so funny. Well, I'm here to tell you that it's not. Have sex. With a comedian. So you can get some funny from them.
Parker Ortiz
Ironically, what you just posted is less funny than that post
Charles Phillips
Caleb Sanders
It's not though.
What truly kills it is how predictable it is - especially the """reveal""" of Black Phillip
Easton Reed
ah yes, I'm sure you saw it coming from the first minute. It must be quite the curse being so intelligent and cultured.
William Miller
Would it be weird to call my kid Thomasin?
Elijah Gonzalez
I certainly did, having a black goat with horns be related to the devil is straight up cliche.
You seem rather obsessed with maturity and intelligence.
Chase Anderson
Based
Gavin Nguyen
why do men wear tight short sleeve shirts that show off their biceps
Easton Scott
because men like it if women look at them
the other way around, it's evil internalized misogyny and sexualization
Elijah Martin
Die in a fire
Jack Edwards
something something fiery redhead
Ian Martin
Angel Moore
no they're not.
THIS however is a sexy kid.
Brayden Adams
>It's not meant to be scary
Yes, it is.
Zachary Hill
It wasn't meant to be scary. Not all food has to taste good. Not all games need to be fun. Not all vacations need to be relaxing. If you can't understand that, then you're not sophisticated enough to understand why the movie was a masterpiece. For example, you can put a dildo up your ass as a heterosexual male and enjoy the experience without having a gay experience. That's The VVitch. Just look at the name of the film, it's meant to be different. It's not just your regular "horror" movie meant to scare you.
Eli Fisher
>Not all food has to taste good. Not all games need to be fun. Not all vacations need to be relaxing
These are all varying levels of wrong but wrong nonetheless
Logan James
What will it cost me to paddle your bare ass with an open hand for 10 minutes?
Connor Brown
You left out 'not all films are meant to be entertaining' which is pretty relevant to this thread
Adrian Myers
ITT: brainlets who don’t realize that none of the supernatural shit was real, everyone was hallucinating because they ate rotten corn
Lucas Robinson
What a shit movie. Essential redditcore.
Jose Hall
based i miss you big guy
Brandon Thomas
Good bait.