HIS DARK MATERIALS

how will our general be called?

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/HDM/ obviously

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ban all generals

/dmg/ Dark Materials General

/bhp/ budget harry potter

harry potter is for faggots tho
this is all about adventure and travelling while harry potter is about being gay in a school

The series is literally nothing like Harry Potter. New Line thought it was, they were wrong.

/keen/

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Hdm
I was expecting a Narnia fan to be taking the pot shots

/hdm/?

/republicofheaven/

/pan/

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So now that we have a general, can we discuss casting for the Gallivespians?
Also, I'd love to see Liam Hemsworth as Bathalmos.

I thought The Golden Compass was okay when it came out, admittedly I was 16 when it came out.
Will I enjoy the tv show as well?
Is it true Lyra gets blacked in the BBC/HBO adaption?

the movie is shit

Kit Harrington for the Chevalier Tialys

Yes. No. The movie was a terrible adaptation, this will be much closer.

/tip/ - fedora general
m'lady edition

These generals will be a mix of book fans and people who want to bone the little girl from Logan.

t.gobbler

Hey faggot I just wanted to let you know you really pissed me off. I hope you spontaneously combust while driving a car down a freeway with your mother in the passenger seat.

>a poster is banned
THA GOBBLEHS GOT 'IM

/dkg/
Dafne Keen General

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post yer deamons

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Kaz...

>not Warwick Davis

Seething Christian

woosh

Here's your Will & Lyra bro.

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Also edgy religious larpers

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I always pictured Michael Sheen as Tialys

>caring what color Will is
It's 100% irrelevant, although making Will's mom a crazy black lady would certainly be an edgy choice.

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/thread

My daemon

this

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What about book fans who want to bone the little girl from Logan?

How will they handle these goofy as fuck essential plot elements, bros?

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Look at the fuckin tits on her.

Wanna run away with me to Mars to create Anarres/ The Republic of Heaven?

The amount of confidence people have in these large cats to not even accidentally maul them seems fatalistic to me. That panther obviously had its claws out in order to climb that fence wall, and yet the woman sitting atop that mud hut wasn't concerned at all with whether it would retract the claws in time to land on her, no protective padding or anything.

>generals are by redditors, for redditors
>generalfags won't just go to reddit

I'll never understand this

>mentally ill mother
>absent father
Checks out. I'm surprised he wasn't black in the books.

I'm really excited to see mulefas.
I hope they look more alienish. I think there's a lot of room, sinch the book doesn't mention
>color
>possible additional features such as antennae, feathers or fur, etc
>number of eyes

That's a big cow.

I don't think that kid is even black, he's half south Asian or something. His dad is white.

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Does that say Jews on his top??????!? What does it mean?!?!

Her mom is from Sudan I think

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Wow, she's kind of the perfect Lyra.
I could see her having street fights.

So he's a product of colonization. Who could be mad? So is Dafne after all.

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>A dance centre in Ethiopia

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just stare at her boobs like the rest of us

I tried, but someone put stupid words in front of them

It's pretty fucked up they gave the role to a black as opposed to other underrepresented races tbqh.

Please tell me they aren't gonna butcher Lyra. Please tell me she's gonna be bitchy and mean and pouty and haughty and a bully who knows nothing about the world until she learns and grows and matures like children are supposed to. Please tell me they aren't gonna mute her into some bland wide eyed YA protag out of fear that audiences can't handle a realistic portrayal of a human being.

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>books explicitly say that our world was surprising to Lyra first and foremost because people of all races and origins lived in London in contrast to her London that was predominantly white
>changing bad guys from a religious organization to vaguely nazi-looking
Cringe and bluepilled but then again, what could you expect from HBO.

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It's a BBC production. HBO is just the international distributor.

Did you not see Logan? Dafne can do bitchy and wild

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Man it has been a while.
What pissed off Chen so much that he teamed up the with the Furbolgs?

I hope so, user.
I hope she's allowed to be dirty, with tangled hair (not only in Oxford, but also later in Citagazze).
If they can capture the transformation from dirty bratty ragamuffin to somewhat romantic young lady, they will have done their job.
she really should make the complete transformation until after the world of the dead

shouldn't

and also she should swim naked in the river as is book accurate

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And she should eat a raw seal kidney

I cannot say she won't be wide eyed, but I don't think it's a character thing

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And this means a lot, knowing Harry potter is already budget

how can one girl be this cute?

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Unfortunately, yes. The whole adaptation is blackwashed af.

>mixed race girl with white dad is with mixed race guy with white dad
oh no i'm so outraged and offended

>Tony Makarios
>Billy Costa
>Roger Parslow
>Will Parry

I could see some of these getting combined or cut. There really doesn't need to be 4 little boys / sidekick / friend characters.

they all have different roles? how do you put Roger and Will in the same position?

There are like 3 black guys and are all minor characters.

Oooh, Ci'gazze kitchen moment

Bite your tongue

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The only ones that could be combined are Tony and Billy like the movie did.

>this twerp
>not Jason Isaacs
>not Fassbender

Fuck you.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

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>caring about this atheist trash
oof, yikes and one big cringe. This aint it, chief.

this show looks fucking fruity

Isaacs is really old now

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Seeeething and Father Luis Gomez-pilled

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Based, maybe we could get it cancelled with another protest like Good Omens?

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C U T E

He's 56 and looks young, that's probably not far from his age in the book. he is said to be older than Coulter and his servant says he's been working for him for 40 years.

How is she legally drinking wine and beer there?

for (you)

>fans talking about their daemons
>everyone is a dog or a cat or a wolf, the occasional edgelord is a snake
>no one ever picks normal unromantic animals like flies or goldfish or worms

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what the fuck is volibear doing here

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How fucked would you be if you had a fish
Like, seriously

fuck you main Voli fucking cuck

>god is dumb lol.
>i'm gonna spell demon with a thorn and people are going to pronounce it wrong because they don't know what a thorn is lol

What is he even doing here, he's the perfect choice to play Jim Button, not Will.

daff a cute

What?
How would this even work?

My dude, it's your soul. You can't disagree with your soul, issues like that don't come up. There are rare people in the that world who have fish daemons and they are people who are as miserable not being at sea as a fish is.

it wouldn't. Christians are dumb.

this is working nicely

Cast Mary Malone. Go.

Evan Peters?

I always imagined her as Dr Mary Albright.

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>not Daniel Craig

Tbh much of the casting of the film was perfect, and Daniel Craig especially was the perfectly Asriel. Asriel mogs everyone even the fucking trickster bear king and literal Angels and I cant see McAvoy pulling it off

Have you not read the book of dust? The antagonist disagrees with his

Its mentioned in the stories that there are gyptians or other seafarers whose daemons settle on a fish shape and they are fine with it because they spend all their time at sea anyway

>dude I don't speak lmao
>I speak after all but only spanish
>haha I could speak english this whole time

What the fuck was her problem?

I want to ____ Lyra

For moo

Imagine having a moose daemon. Trying to get anywhere would be nightmarish, let alone everyone trying to avoid touching your daemon

PLOW

I'd do her badly

/enlightened/ general
/fedora/ general

Or something else along those lines

The deconstruction of Paradise Lost and transformation into an anti- Christian parable was what made the book series good

Also good world building

/gob/

Dude meese fuck people up anyone touches it they get fucking rekt

General Oblation Board General

Yeah but it's a social no-no to touch anyone's daemon so everyone would constantly be dodging out of the way of this towering moose as it squeezed through doors and hallways

Marry and have a lot of kids with

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bobs and legs

You would be forced to become a sailor or fisherman or something related to the sea.

Based and correct answer

She is the complete package

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>14 and already at the wall
This ain't it chief

She's like MBB, but pretty

Hype fucking totally evaporated, how sad. Will is a stocky, depressed and angry pink-faced little worrier, not a grinning streetwise charmer. Maybe cos I’ve lived with these books for so long, it really goes against my mental image of him. Clarke Peters as the master of Jordan College is a pleasant surprise, this is just classic
>2 characters
>best make one of them black
shit. There are way more pakistani and indian kids in the UK than black, I bet they didn’t even consider that - or a polish or lithuanian Will. This changes the context of his upbringing and of his father being in the military and then an explorer. Fuck off

The caramel version of MBB

I like her enormous eyes.

are you retarded? you realize he's not in the show there right?

I like caramel

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Ye, it's pretty much like otherkin. By complete coincidence everyone is a wolf, bird or deer or some shit. No slugs or rats.

>This changes the context of his upbringing and of his father being in the military and then an explorer
How so? They can just make his dad white.

His blacked materials

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you have problems

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>grinning streetwise charmer
It's like you never read the books.

>no rats
Guess how I know you haven't read the books?

The other post was about fan daemons not book daemons. But yeah rats are a still a bad example. Cockroaches would be a better choice.

WHERE'S RATTER?
WHERE'S RATTER?
WHERE'S RATTER?

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