How would Freddy Krueger taunt/kill you in a dream?

I'm watching a comedy movie and the ylyl banana appears

he would pretend to kill that guy that posts that dokken video with the girl mixing instant coffee with coke, EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT. but then he kills me instead

havent had a dream in years. thats booze for ya

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I used to be afraid that Chucky would crawl up the toilet and stab my asshole.
Oddly enough, someone with the same fear posted on Yea Forums once

far too close to bowl, if i hang from the stall a good four feet up there is no way he could reach my undercarriage, or at least if he has extending arms i may have enough time to book it out of there, extra points if i shit on him in my escape move

Chucky can't fit inside a toilet hole

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It'd be masturbation related. He'd make my hand move on its own and have it start jerking off furiously, and at the same time as I'm stroking my hard dick, I'd be also shredding it to pieces because my fingers were turned into razors blades. I'd die of blood loss after my dick was torn to shreds. And I wouldn't even get to cum at the end.

Just can't think of a good pun for it.

Freddy dressed as a Rabbi
>Oy Vey I usually just take the tip

Based.

>had another dream about banging my twin sister again

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Best post I've seen in ages

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so your nightmare is having to raise your deformed baby?

fuck YOU

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No my nightmare is not getting to bang my sister

He could always make me watch his old show.

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>Fall asleep
>Begin dreaming
>Nightmare on Elm Street music begins playing
>I am surrounded by SJW's, antifa and liberals
>At a gay pride parade
>Fags all around me sucking each others dicks
>Try to run away
>Dude fucking some other dude looks up
>It's fucking Freddy Kruegar
>He smiles and laughs at me
>"Hey user, want a little head?"
>Cuts off faggots head and throws it to me
>Freddy Laughs
>Try to run away
>End up in Freddies boiler room
>Freddy begins showing me all the rights and special privileges fags have gotten over the years
>The cake faggots win their case
>I die. The end.

>"we're the dream warriors"
>"don't want to dream no more"
Why wouldn't "dream warriors" not want to dream? That's like a fighter pilot not wanting to fly planes.

Every dream is a battle and they are fighting for their lives and the lives of their friends. They are just getting tired of fighting.

fbfp, bitch

this or finally getting laid. it happens in my dreams and i wake up then realize it was fake and get depressed

This, though I don’t dream very often.
I wish I had more Moner dreams

based dyslexic faggot

Still have this problem because of critters 2.

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Appearing in the gay porno I’m watching and slashing my throat through the screen

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All black reboot where Freddy kills everyone with weaves and grills when?

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Asian QT with a BooT sits on my face until it explodes

That ain't shit.
>get dumped by angela
>in 1993
>after we dated through all of high school
>first kiss, first everything
>gonna go to the same college
>i'm just gonna do boot camp real quick summer before for nat'l guard GI Buxx
>two weeks in she's dating someone new
>one of my oldest friends
>they're actually gonna move in together
>they got matching tattoos
>i find out about all this second-hand after all my calls and letters go unanswered
>see her and the new guy on campus and at parties and they just ignore me
>stalk and harass the shit out of them
>cops get involved
>every girl i date or marry (gone through three now)
>call them angela when we fight
>or have sex
>or in my sleep
>i apparently talk in my sleep constantly
>and say angela's name
>all the time
>even roommates and nat'l guard buddies have told me this
>constantly getting dumped/divorced for this
>25 years have now gone by
>still always thinking and dreaming of her
>my small business has a booth at the state fair
>other business putting one up
>holy fucking shit it's her
>didn't know what happened to her after college
>after i collect myself go say hi
>she doesn't remember me at all
>after about ten minutes of my blather her memory's finally jogged
>she seems upset, like indigestion or something
>asks me not to bother her again
>leaves her business partner to run the stall and takes her two small children with her and they briskly flee
>business partner actually summons police who give me a stern warning
>still think of her all day and night
I really think I might finally fucking kill myself.

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Spiders, zombies, or drowning in a large body of water. Also

jesus fucking christ

He'd just leave me be. My nightmare is living and dying alone and I'm well on track for that.

>s-she'll come back some day, r-right fred?

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Take that bitch with you man.

You sound like hillbilly white trash

How the fuck do you not get over someone for 25 years? Pathetic

That's rough man, hope things get better for you

Hey Freddy, why are you just sitting there? Aren't you going to kill me?
>Nope.
Fine, I'll just do it myself when I wake up.
>Haha! No you won't, pussy.

I can't think of anything worse.

cringe
based

I don't care what anybody says this is great 80's hair rock.

ITT: Things that never happened.
On the off-chance it actually happened, you should actually kill yourself for being so mentally deranged.

>ever having a gf
begone normalfags

Im down with Yea Forums for today

haha can you imagine

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holy shit, delete

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My own personal theory? Freddy never actually kills anyone.

The movies are dreams from start to finish, and when people "fall asleep" it's just a dream within a dream, which is why Freddy can appear in the "real world" in some of the films. Freddy is a kind of demon that feeds on fear. The whole story about him being a pedophile child serial killer or whatever are just to make his targets more fearful.

But nothing you ever see in the series takes place in the real world and no one ever actually dies.

HOW DID YOU KNOW

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>It's all a dream
You can say that about any movie or even the life your living right now.

Freddy is dressed up as every marvel onion's favorite hero
Freddy knows their biggest fears and desires.
He knows they don't like true kino
As he is costumed as onion man
He admits that the target audience is numale and knows about what they crave the most
Black widow and Captain fungus come in and bend over infront of Freddy, as he whips out his cock, it's black as midnight, the onion is flabbergasted with emotion, frustrated because this is all he is wanted. His eyes locked on freddy's bbc.
*Freddy's signature laugh
"What's wrong faggot!? cuck got no tongue?
*Zoom out
Freddy is now Cyborg
the Snyder Cut is playing in the background
Cyborg Freddy is pounding away at the onions' dream gals are getting railed like he's always wanted but true kino in the background is causing his wee brain to shatter.
Shrieks out for Freddy to kill him
*Freddy laughs and just nuts on his face
"You're stuck here forever, bitch!"

STOP!

Wow. You're pathetic.

It's time to end it.

t. Chad/normie in denial.

At least you got to experience romance.

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Freddy can't kill me. In my dreams I'm god.

He wouldn't because Princess Luna would protect me

All Freddy has to do is tip his fedora and not believe in you.

>dying in your sleep isn't rea-
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_arrhythmic_death_syndrome
>tfw hmong too

It would basically be the gluttony scene from Seven.

Men worry about being rejected, women have to worry about being harassed, stalked and killed.

he would just wake me up so i'd have to face the painful waking life that i currently live

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It would probably involve spiders or deep water.

wake me up

SOMEBODY

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Sweet dreams, user.

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They're actually laughing with my dick.

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This site is for men only

He'd leave me alive.

Who's in denial, loser?

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I'm about to shoot up the entire board right now

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I can lucid dream, so I'd just conjure up an m16 or something and I'd light Freddy's ass up

I had this exact same fear as a child, only the hyenas from lion king

Taunt me with a clean vagina

Then the vagina turns into a huge shark mouth and snaps shut like a mouse trap around my neck.

Fuck

Like that dream in FvJ where he fucks the girl to death, instead he's the girl, then turns around revealing himself, and starts laughing like an asshole and bites my dick off with his vagina.

I used to do that with Pennywise, but as i grew up and realized how fucking funny Tim Curry was in that role he became an imaginary friend instead who would keep me company while i took my long shits until i was 11
It would probably be a joke scene where he sees what I regularly dream about/the state of my psyche from childhood trauma and he'd just shrug and leave figuring I was bad enough off, but the next day it's revealed that I hung myself. Everyone thinks it's because of Freddy, but it actually wasn't, I just gave up on life. That's the twist/punchline.

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WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>everything in dream is the same as irl

>>two weeks in she's dating someone new
>>one of my oldest friends
what a cuck

Please just kill me now Freddy

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Totally realistically? He would appear as the mailman from Santa Claus is Coming to Town. I would try and hide by rubbing vapo rub on myself and pretending to be asleep. But he would find me and kill me. As always.

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Probably some form of ball crushing. It's been a recurring nightmare for most of my life.

Pretty pathetic desu and that's coming from a khv