>Anakin, join me, and I'll be able to save your wife's life
>Okay. *kills Samuel L. Jackson*
>Very good. To tell you the truth I haven't figured out the whole "resurrecting the dead" technique just yet, but I PROMISE that if we work together, we MIGHT be able to figure it out. Now go fuck the Jedi's shit up
>Okay. *kills children*
>Very good. Now, there's a bunch of Seperatists hiding out in this lava planet, and I somehow know exactly where they are, even though I'm the leader of the opposition. Kill them, because Padme's life depends on it
>Okay. *kills Seperatists*
>Very good. Oh, what's that? You've lost 30% of your body weight? Nothing a short stint at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center™ can't fix. Oh by the way your wife's dead. Still haven't figured out the "saving the dead" trick either so YOLO
>Okay. *follows the man who ruined his life for another twenty-odd years*
Anakin, join me, and I'll be able to save your wife's life
Darth Vader sounds like a waggie in his caggie.
>Okay. *follows the man who ruined his life for another twenty-odd years*
Didn't really have a lot of options left at that point, did he?
Plus he did genuinely like the Chancellor, and the feeling may have been mutual -Palpatine did personally go to collect his charred corpse from Mustafar.
PLUS plus, the Jedi *really did* attempt a coup against the democratically elected leader of the galaxy. Anakin was the only one of the lot who was loyal to the laws of the Republic. His time as Vader saw him merely continue in that capacity as a knight if the realm.
>Palpatine did personally go to collect his charred corpse from Mustafar.
I thought that was because nearly every other Force user in the galaxy was dead and Vader was still powerful in his own right
And he doesn't remember where his uncle lives.
Luke literally has the same last name as him and he doesn't use Loogle to find him.
He didn't know his kids were alive dumbass.
What are you talking about? He doesn't know "Luke Skywalker" exists until A New Hope. They he does Loogle him and tells him he's his father.
Plus the whole reason they hide him on Tatooine is because Vader would go near because
>sand
>I somehow know exactly where they are, even though I'm the leader of the opposition
Anakin knew that Palpatine was Sidious, the leader of the separatists. Did you even watch the movie?
He also should've known that Sidious, the Sith Lord that the Jedi was looking for, was the one who trained Dooku, who tried to assassinate Padme in the previous film
Vader was a bitch boy even without the prequels. I never understood why people thought he was a badass.
He choked a man to death from miles away.
You watch the obscure youtube channel Redlettermedia I see
>implying RLM invented prequel critique
>BUT If We work Together
the promise anakin made to palpatine was to destroy the jedi and end the civil war with the seperatists, THEN sheev would help anakin "keep padme from dying". anakin did not think padme was going to die so SOON. and afterwards, once he was mogged by obi-wan and in his new cyborg suit, he was much weaker than before and had no allies left except the chancellor, and he knew if he killed the chancellor, the pre-programmed clone army would kill/hunt him down. so he instead decided to begrudingly serve palpatine, learn what he could about the dark side, and plot to overthrow him. a lot of this is explored in the EU and even the OT where he literally says as much to Luke on Bespin. Shadows of the Empire covers it in great detail.
Palpatine didn't give a rat's ass about any of his subordinates including vader
Then why did he renovate EmPalSuRecon
Still seething from getting BTFO last night, huh?
You don't even need that to see how retarded all of this is and that Anakin wasn't seduced like Obi Wan said but actually tricked and then for no reason continued to follow Palpatine right after he says he DOESN'T know how to save Padme. If anything Anakin should have attacked Palpatine right then and there for lying to him and forcing him to kill Wace Windu on a lie. But no, Lucas is a dumbass and can't write a proper way for Anakin to fall to the Dark Side like Obi Wan said and so he make Anakin and literally everyone else complete and utter idiots that just let Palpatine get away with everything for no reason other than everything HAS to be set up for the OT.
Because you can still fall to the Dark Side without being a little bitch. The OT made it look like Vader fell because of the power the Dark Side has and he repeats this many times throughout the movies. Even when Luke tries to convince him to turn to the light Vader tells him "You don't know how strong the Dark Side is. I MUST obey my master." as if the Dark Side is so strong that he himself is compelled to stay within it. It's like a person addicted to powerful drugs that would like to be better but mental and physical hold they have on addict makes it extremely hard.
The biggest problem of the prequels is making Vader seem like a complete and utter retard.
They ruined his character just as badly as TLJ did Luke's.
According to Nuwars canon he visited Tatooine right after New Hope to hire Boba Fett, he Deus Vulted a bunch of sandniggers while waiting for his meeting and wound up becoming a demon in their folklore
Based
>Extended Universe