I hate being a cumbrain

I hate being a cumbrain

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What's this term? I'm behind on the times, quick rundown please

*I hate being a Cumbrian*

means he is addicted to porn and porn distracts him and once he spunks he loses all interest in other activity's including finding a mate

for example he probably worrys about finding a gf and a job but he remembers internet porn so edges all day

then when he cums he doesn't know what to do with himself so shit posts about it on Yea Forums

>movie reminds me of something i fapped to
>Now watching it is awkward

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Wow that's literally me

okay

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jerk it to jpgs don't fap longer than 5

Have this too, how do I stop doing this?

I hate being a 4channelbrain more tbqh

This site is for high IQ's only sorry

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I'v never masturbated

good thread

If I was gay I'd spend most of my time sucking cock and getting cum all over my face. I love sucking cock and I love squeezing cum out of it
only if I was gay, mind you.

>fapping to this

You normies disgust me

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I have 121 iq

DELETE THIS

>121
>high

I love being a BUM TRAIN
take the final redpill Yea Forums

Gee, user, it's a good thing you don't *hate* sucking cock and squeezing out cum.

FUCK

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*normalfags

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ah-bloo-bloo

Just stop watching porn.

how do I get out of this hell?

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that’s above average though

I didnt read it yet, yet I know that im not ready

Stop telling people who are trying to help you to

>fuck off back to

reddit term, just another buzzword to filter out crossboarding frogposting shitposters.

my sleep schedule is fine, jealous?

not op
but i wish i could stop sooner
im getting burn marks on my dick from fapping so hard

You'd get pretty good at fuckin' and suckin'.

have sex

reminder alice is a cumbrain and she's doing fine

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based

at least you have the Lake District

Underrated

Explain how exactly blaming my personal problems on the jews is going to help me.