What went wrong

What went wrong

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That pic bothers me. What's Godzilla standing on? Don't imply that he's paddling with his feet to stay afloat. It makes no sense at all.

Nothing went wrong. Fuck off.

>DUDE, let's make a movie where Godzilla fights other monsters
-What about the story?
>Shiiiet put some family and kids and shiiiet
It's the most retarded movie I've seen in a while. Good thing my friend paid for it with the free movie pass.

MUHHH ANDREEEEEEEEEW: the movie

>inserting an annoying unlikable tomboy as central plot device and giving her tons of screentime

Fuck were they thinking?

Horrid trailers.

Nothing went wrong. It's pure Kino

So the main leads in this movies are:
- the retarded father who is somehow right about everything and know things everyone don't despite being obliviously retarded
- the retarded mother that want to release monsters to kill people then has a change of heart when the monsters she released starts killing people
- a retarded useless daughter that can't act
- a retarded dead son we don't give a shit about
- some ugly teleporting monsters who can wreck shit in russia one minute and be in US of A the next

-2/10

not enough monsters fighting, dialogue was shit and Charles Dance wasn't sinister enough

>the retarded mother that want to release monsters to kill people then has a change of heart when the monsters she released starts killing people
I like when she's doing her evil speech over a video call then suddenly random clips illustrating her evil scheme are displayed on some screens
Like she prepared and edited a full 10 minutes presentation video for justifying her evilness to people she actually spend most of her time killing when she can
what a load of fucking trite
one of the worst movie i've ever seen

Tried to watch 3 times, fell asleep each time. Murky & dull.

>RLM hated Godzilla 1 and loved Godzilla 2

Are they just plebs at this point?

Not much really. Release date if anything.

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Fuck you, now I see it.

Most of it
Mothra was pretty cool

hack director

>What's Godzilla standing on?
that scene where he stands in front of the submarine was utterly retarded for exactly this reason. Immediatly pissed me off.
Of course the whole movie was shit and I had to skip to most of the generic dialogues. But the destruction porn was good.

this.

its literally the same formular since the emmerich 1998 zilla.

its hilarious. while new original shin godzilla did a complete movie about godzilla and its implications the mericans shove either romance or disfunct family into our face while we want to watch some monsters.

Yeah that's the scene where the pic is from, he blasts into the sky. But that's full depth ocean. He would have to be levitating in water for that to work.

>t. absolute pleb plotfags

Nothing, it's basically a standard Godzilla movie. Either you accept that and enjoy the movie or you won't enjoy it at all.

How did it box office? Was it flop?

He's always been able to do that.

Just underperformance. The kind that doesn't seem to bother anyone at least officially. They will try to be smarter about it next time but I'm still worried about the release date for GvK. It's a bit too close to Mulan. The Toho guy said there are no concrete plans for either American or Japanese movies afterwards but they will happen. And maybe a new animated movie.

what makes you think its open ocean lmao fucking retard
heres your answer: hes standing on the sea floor, which is as deep as the ammount of his height that is submerged in the water

You sir, are a special kind of retard.

Horrible humans that took up way too much screentime
Horribly shot fights that kept cutting to humans

13 minutes of monsters and hours of WORDS WORDS WORDS

Are we calling it a comeback?

Our society being so fucked and people being so mentally retarded they'd skip on this to go watch Aladdin again except worse.

They made an authentic Godzilla film with a Hollywood budget. The series has always been niche and they didn’t bother making it accessible to non fans. Hence why the only positive reviews came from fans and front Japan.