Just watched this properly for the first time, before I was stoned and fell asleep

Just watched this properly for the first time, before I was stoned and fell asleep

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Chocolate tablets that big really exist? Amazing.

Not defending the movie but it's because the weed

junkies deserve the chair

The actress is actually really ugly.

they prefer the term 'chocoholic'

Really dissapointed with this film, watched it last night

>Didn't even finish the story
>She goes full love for some guy she met like a day ago
>That guy doesn't just say "Oh the assassin killed those two guys not me"
>He dies twice pretty much
>She doesn't push up the cable after the defence has been deployed
>Instead plays in that shit sport where that BBG could have killed the Dr at any point as he's a spectator
Enjoyed the first half but the second half was stressing me out with the stupid dialogue and decisions

Did you read it? He says he watched the movie before he got stoned and slept

Why did Cameron debase himself by being involved in this embarrassing incel bait?

Cute girl means good movie dumb leftist

She's literally 300 years old, what would she have done if she went up there and killed Nova and/or everyone up there? She should've explored outside the city and tried to find more relics from before the fall

nah she isn't, Rosa Salazar is actually really cute it's just that mask she wears is unflattering

>Nova just killed her BF
>Instead of pushing up the cable she's already halfway up and finishing it off so her and her family are safe she flees back down and plays sports
She could've found relics after she killed him or found relics in Nova's collection. Instead the half finished a story so they could push out a sequal

this girl should've been Alita

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This, goblina

I assume she wants to be invited to Zalem legally because she hates evil

>cute girl
>good movie
objectively subjective

explanation why some people seem to hate Alita:
Some scientific research about a phenomenon known as "Cute Aggression" just showed up on my radar. As I was reading into it, numerous light bulbs started flashing in my head. It explains so much about what we already know about the differences between the liberal and conservative brain. The Amygdala! It is also heavily involved in the reaction to cuteness and is involved in reward processing for behavioral responses. If you have an underdeveloped amygdala, you are more vulnerable to cuteness overload which activates an aggressive response wherein you want to attack, hurt or destroy the source of the cuteness.

I think Cute Aggression warrants some more investigation by interested parties here on /pol/ and elsewhere, I think it can directly compliment some of our strategies going forward. Cute Aggression turns out to be more prevalent in young girls and feminists. I bet you could predict which girls are more likely to become rabid feminists by analyzing their response to cuteness. Why do we get so much flak from leftists and even some people who claim to be right-wing (neocohens, cuckservatives) about using anime avatars and posting anime memes–it's because they have underdeveloped amygdala. Why are most Western cartoons and AAA games so ugly, with the exception of say French cartoons or stuff derived or influenced by Disney classics: because the Jewish producers and art directors tend to become aggressive with cute artwork, they really don't like it. Why do the corrupt leftist and globalist elite partake in child sex trafficking, rape and torture? Why has child vore emerged in Jewish occult practices? Why do Jews run the worst of the hentai and porn industries? Cute Aggression and the brain chemistry involved explains it all.

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sorry for Latinas > Asians

Even the fact that Yea Forums started as an anime image board ended up acting as a filter to select for those who tend not to be aggressive to cuteness–it selects for those with normal to well developed amygdala. It explains a large part of why /pol/ and the alternative right emerged from image board culture, the other part of course would be anonymity selecting for INTJ/INTP personality types who tend to score lower on narcissism. It explains why whenever we got floods of new posters from reddit or elsewhere, complaints about anime would always follow. It explains our relative power against leftists on image boards and why /leftypol/ can't seem to grow without bots, as less of them tend to like cute things and hence avoid anime.

Cuteness can be used as a wedge in our strategies. Aversion to anime is a litmus test for the underdeveloped amygdala and the liberal brain. We can use cuteness in our memes and campaigns to attract like minded people into our fold and keep out the unwanted. All of these things we've already been doing inadvertently, but now we have comprehensive theory as to why it works and what we can do to really hit the pressure points. Best of all we can call people out for not liking our anime smugs.

Here's some links to get you started, but by no means is it complete. There's a lot more material available if you search for it. If this gives you any interesting ideas, please share them.

When Too Cute Is Too Much, The Brain Can Get Aggressive

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Dimorphous Expressions of Positive Emotion: Displays of Both Care and Aggression in Response to Cute Stimuli

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The Affect of Cute Animals on the Human Phsyiology

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I'm a smidge hispanic and even I think Latinas are gross.

Please tell me this is ironic

worst film 2019

latinas a great though

not ugly

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it isn't. alitafags are really that delusional

no its true, people who hate Alita have a not fully developed brain.

Not pretty

Gross.

she definitely has some attractive qualities or the movie would have flopped

>establish the legal only way up is getting dissected
>imma win motorball to get dissected!

this movie man

>tfw latina calls you papi

the movie did flop though

Dr Ido literally said the only legal way to go up was to become the champion of roller ball or whatever

and then vector establishes that means getting dissected

Or walk up the tubes after the defence ring has been dropped? Who cares if its legal she's going up there to kill someone and she's Mars Tech

I will admit that it was kinda dumb the elite berserkers got fucked up by the defence ring and their first reaction was to shoot it with rifles

it did better than expected user

Robert Rodriguez made that chocolate himself.

No shit.

I liked the part where they had spacecraft and they decided to land in some random place and climb the wires

The plot felt more like a YA novel adaptation than a manga adaptation, but I still enjoyed it.

So they expected it to flop and it flopped.

YA novels are about as mature as most manga

Shes going there to commit murder like niggress just grab a fucking jetpack

what if they had really good AA against spaceships?

it was expected to flop but it didn't

DUDE

Is that a real chocolate ? Is the actress allowed to bite it?
Or is it that she was supposed to bite it but it's too thick and hard it's impossible for human to bite through?

So she didn't complete the specified action and didn't provide any useful reference and the animators have to do everything by themselves ?

it did flop though

otherwise a sequel would've been announced

it's probably fake, she takes her mouth away from it

she suckles it like a teet

Like feet

They actually sold that chocolate at Alita conventions, saw it on here back when it was in theatres

how to fuck if no vagina?

You put it in her asshole, duh.

who here /bluray/?

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disgusting yellow dog, don't post this again

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Then why didn't animator base on that to draw?
Did she really provide them the reference of movement and expression?

Ps. I have weak teeth and gum so I don't dare to bite through chocolate bar now

She is like T1000. She can grow penis if you want her to

It was literally his dream project that's he's been trying to get done for well over a decade.

She looks like Tobey Maguire in the second one lol

meant Topher Grace actually

Yes
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you just know if a woman eats that shit then she is a BBC fan

Or like, a Neo Yokio fan user

>was
Key word there. He's all about avatar now.

Sure, if it was still his dream project he would have made it himself. However he still really really wanted a competent action director to make an Alita movie.

>However he still really really wanted a competent action director to make an Alita movie.
so why didn't he hire one?

Is this movie actually worth watching?

Yes

Addicted to chocohol. How terrible.

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Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

That's basically what he did, which is why he's credited as an executive producer. The term often doesn't mean anything but basically his job was to set up the entire thing by using his clout to sway people into signing off on the project.

>Mole under eye
>Handsome
?

>men will worship this 6/10 goblin all day
What the fuck went wrong

Wrong Alita is my wife.

Her lips and teeth look weird through this whole movie. I can't properly describe it, but she was off-looking and gave off a really unnatural aura that, for example, the Avatar aliens did not. Avatar was 10 years ago.
I don't know if this is the uncanny valley effect or just flawed execution, poor casting or any other thing. I just know that I didn't enjoy this character, the way it moved and sounded, but it mostly looked good in stills.

I like how your reading comprehension fails when you have to address legitimate criticism.

Robert rodriguez is not a competent action director. So I'm asking why did james cameron hire someone who is incompetent if he "really really" wanted someone competent?

Uncanny valley only applies to things made to look human. The avatar aliens don't trigger it because they're not supposed to look human So anything unnatural or alien about their appearance gets automatically excused by the fact they aren't human.

But since alita is supposed to look realistic/human, and does look okay in some respects, the ways the character is CGI are more noticeable by contrast.

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her lips don't move like they're composed of flesh and her teeth look like baby teeth on an adult. every individual aspect of alita's design is, on it's own, something used to make the audience uncomfortable. Large eyes, large head, small mouth, tiny teeth, stiff doll hair, etc. But for whatever reason people thought putting all of them on a single character would swing around to endearing.

Oh I see, thanks for explaining the joke to me.

Well Cameron probably does consider RR to be a competent action director. He's done many successful films in the past, isn't scared of dealing with fairly goofy stuff and he and Cameron have probably met several times before and has one-on-one discussions about the source material and their ideas about how to handle it and agree on a lot of points.

I mean, the problem Alita isn't the direction. Its the fact that its a goofy manga made for young boys and regardless of how you flip it you're going to end up with a pretty silly end product.

>pretending all criticism is a joke
check
>pretending rodriguez isn't a hack who's entire career is total garbage
check
>shitting on the source material to excuse the film's failings
check

yep, its an alitafag

You might want to take movies a little less seriously before you have a heart attack there user.

>umad

there's no need for further verification

What was the significance of this scene?

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