If you were a famous, Hollywood director, what would your calling card be?

If you were a famous, Hollywood director, what would your calling card be?
Tarantino’s is gratuitous foot shots.
Mines would be A-list actress farts. The female leads in my movies all have a moment where they Brap. And it has to be a real one too.

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Whatever Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, and Luc Besson's is.

Twinks in everything, especially as the love interest, I’d work Tom Holland to death

Is the plot more important than cinematography and image quality?

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When women scream the camera goes into their mouth and shows their tongue/uvula.

Not falling for it this time

This is a stupid fetish thread but I'll answer honestly instead
My protagonists would all have bad relationships with their fathers to varying degrees, it's something I always end up writing in to my books without even intending to, more than any other trope.

All my male leads would have long fingernails on their right hand. Because they play the guitar. Each movie would feature a scene where they groom and polish the nails on their right hand with a lot of care. They'd have a little tool box.

no black people

Spread open pussy

Mine would be rape.

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kek every fucking time

I'm convinced there is no original.

cunny masturbation scene

My signature would be Twitch thots that get excited over donation alerts.

What movie is this from

pitpussy > shitfeet

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mine would be sneeds unironically

I will find you

Mine would be brutal girl fights

Fornicatrices all end up having cervical cancer and by the end of the movie they have to go to surgery to have all that stuff cut out.

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women pissing themselves in fear.

People going to the bathroom. Hardly anyone ever goes to the bathroom unless it serves the plot. Even James Bond will take a leak while on a mission. Like, assassinate someone and then use their bathroom before leaving.

Kojima did it.

not film and mostly men.

know any scenes?

I would force all male actors into chastity cages, and have them complain about throughout the movie, only to have the female lead kick them in the nuts, followed by a close up of their swollen balls

Femdom woman is heroic/love interest.

based and pitpilled

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Is it kino?

Anorexic girls that have bad hygiene and look like they’ve been awake for several days.

>someone took the time to make this
Holy based

why do actresses go along with this?

holy....i want more

because they aren't mentally ill enough to think of feet as sex organs

The original. I need it. I don't even think I'll jerk off to it. I just fucking need it at this point.

What a dumb fag

Dirty underwear/women not wiping their asses

Casting chicks with big noses, with a guaranteed profile shot.

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