So is Jessica Alba's career over now? Shame she's being attacked for voicing her opinions

this is what happens when you fuck whites guys
fucking devils

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imagine the milk flow rate

is this real?

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Don't be retarded. Of course it is.

Jessica Alba is one of the few celebrities I have ever felt like waifuing.

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Reminder that the hellish future of Dark Angel became reality

This guy saw his chance and took his shot. You can see in her reaction that he did not have approval to touch her magnificent booty but he did it anyway, because he knows that's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

God bless him.

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wtf
what is that?

Spit, obviously.

non swimmer here

does spitting underwater actually look like that?

I like how she reacts right away as soon as Paul touches her butt

Those are the reflexes of someone who was molested as a child

If you are dehydrated a little

Yes

archive.is/UZ1bG

>the times she was in heat in dark angel
My little boner couldn't handle all those faps

Got hacked

how can an ass like this even exist?

that's what every single bum was like before liberalism marijuana and atheism

Are you saying prayer makes asses bigger?

no you must partake in the sacraments

unironically race-mixing, she's the perfect blend of everything

i'm normally into asian girls but her and Salma are top two Mexican women of all time

How do snorkels work that far underwater?

>that puny hand slide on the edge of her buttock
wasted opportunity if anything. he pussied out at the last minute from the ass grab of the century, and he has to live with it.

Jessica Alba has a career?

Strong mouths I guess.

it's wireless

If you suck really hard you can drag the air down from the surface before any water gets in

magnets

they have internal battery

She refuels the air in the tube with her Braps

Too bad she's a complete fucking idiot, like Jewel.

air bubbles

>I found out she wasn't nude here.
looks pretty damn nude to me
>isn't she rich and that's why she really doesn't act in anything?
stupid rich and has popped out three kids, est worth is about $350 mil
If I was Weatherly I would spend the rest of my life reminding people I took her virginity

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Only if you are disgusting. I don't know wtf that was either.

fucking based

Truth. Her body is not as photogenic as her face so she has always had a body double. Also, her company (Honest Company) is worth over a billion dollars.

>is this real?
yes
heavy.com/news/2019/07/jessica-alba-twitter-hacked/

Dark Angel was the shit man. Pure kino.

*Had to live with it.

wasn't she hacked?

>Alba, then 18, and Weatherly, who was 30 at the time
Next sentence
>He proposed on her 20th birthday – despite their nearly 13-year age gap.
What did they mean by this?

he was a smart man.

he popped her cherry when she was 18 and they dated for awhile and then he proposed when she was 20, the "nearly 13" thing is because they were like 12 years and 6 months apart in age and 13 sounds worse than 12 I guess?

>Jessica Alba
>act

Pick one

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>Her body is not as photogenic as her face so she has always had a body double.
Pretty sure the reason was always that she didn't want to do nudity, or had enough star power that she could force a movie to accommodate her in that way. I would speculate the reason why she stopped doing movies, other than being rich of course, is that she was no longer the draw she used to be and the roles she was getting offered demanded nudity, so she cut and run while she was ahead. She was never a good actress, imo, but she had the looks, especially after Sin City, to get people to come see her movies based entirely off sex appeal. She's your typical attractive actress with not a whole lot of skill in it.

Nerve gas

Didn't she already shift her career a decade ago to selling beauty products or something?

Is it true about the herpes?

>star power

I assume that's code for 'swallowed enough jewish executive's semen'?

what a slut

Wow, so subtle

No need for acting ability when you have friends in high places.

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Funny thing about Alba is she is the best we can hope all of our great great granddaughters will look like.

Idle Hands was her launch point, Sin City is what gave her a career, neither of which involved Weinstein and such. Everything after those movies was kind of a bust though, especially Fantastic Four. It could very be the reason why she stopped taking big parts was because she wasn't willing to do that kind of shit. According to her, she had a lot of problems with getting attention early in life, and also was pretty big into religion, so I doubt she was a casting couch type of girl.

But the simple fact remains; she's rich and doesn't need to keep up in the business to hold on to her lifestyle. She has enough dumb women to buy her products. Maybe even the reason that part of her life was so successful is because she's pretty and also made a very clear stipulation that she was not going to sell overly sexual roles in movies.

She's alright, but peak Jessica Biel will always be perfection

Thats how you get Star of David power

>Is it true about the herpes?
true or not, I gotta give it to A-rod for plowing so much world class poon

What opinions?

>according to her, she was the quiet girl in the back of your class

Alright Justin, go to bed

I didn't say that? She has done interviews where she said her family gave her a very serious religious upbringing, but she started steering away from it because older men were giving her a lot of attention and it got in her trouble with the clergy (her fault for wearing provocative clothing and whatnot). This type of thing early in life probably had an affect on how she felt about herself and also what she was willing to do for attention after it. I suppose some women might just spit in their face and go crazy with it as a fuck you to authority, but she most likely took it as a cautionary tale about how to present herself, because she's never really come off like a whore in anything she did, unlike girls like Miley Cyrus and whatnot.

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I wish this was real.

Winner.

>looks pretty damn nude to me
I've seen the unaltered pic. She was wearing a skin tight top and bottoms. Not even a thong, they were like granny bottoms that were tight. They made her look nude in post.

sounds like she's a boring person

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literally the best ass in existence

As opposed to all those hot chicks that are really deep and interesting?

Dude she loaded. She doesn't care if they ball her from working in Hollywood with her other projects

She almost started bawling when she found out she wasn't latina.

Alba as on reality TV and was mortified to find out she was mostly European in heritage. She stupidly thought she was a native injun. I would not be surprised if this actually had a pretty big impact on her.

Well it makes sense. The Spanish have a criminally underrated propensity for kino asses. No idea where that comes from.

berber rape raids

I can't stand the fact that the prop dept keeps giving her different guns, I know the show is just a prop to show off Jessica and Gabby, but come on.
>greetings from /k/

>holy shit I'm the bad guy?

that's the problem with family history that's passed down by word of mouth.

Oh now im sad

She clearly put a lot of emotional and personal weight into her racial identity. That has likely crossed over to her whiteish identity. If not for the constant advertising of some rapper, I wouldn't have been surprised if she posted it herself for shits and giggles because no one would believe she wasn't hacked.

What else did she expect honestly? Latina isn't even a real ethnicity, no ancestery tests will give results X % latino. She was found to be over 70% european and 22% amerindian. That's pretty standard combination for mestizos.

I guess it was mainly that. All of her street cred. . Gone just like that. She can pretend she's white now though. So in the end, she won.

>Tonight it's time for the tighter virginity to go, Jes.

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Her kids can NEVER watch her films.

youtube.com/watch?v=0tBTqgeMZ0s

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>Why would she waste her time acting?
When has she acted?

MAMA MIA

Why not?

fucking based
>alba
>dushku
two of my waifus. The guy is just like me

based

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>The guy is just like me

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Sometimes CG is used for evil instead of good

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WHAT

she was super hot in dark angel before she started throwing up everything she ate

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real?

user is right

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hnnnnngggg

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She's not Mexican tho

What movie?

HARVESTED

tv show "LAs Finest"

fat

Jessica Alba swimming is so sexy. Flipper flashbacks going through my mind right now

>touching my wife's butt
That guy is fucking dead.

>Flipper flashbacks
what? googles
welp, time to fap
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my fetish

>4channelers
>having kids let alone sex

She is responsible for my fetish.

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>not knowing flipper
fucking zoomers

Been a while since I seen these. Wew

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hottest swimwear scene ever made

Then explain Ireland

>we need you to have seizures and be non-appealing

sinners

Ireland enjoys large asses as much as anyone. Don't fall for Yea Forums propaganda.

>in the first sin city, she was supposed to be topless, it was in her contract. but the directed didn't care and allow her to wear a top.
now we will never see prime Jessica tits

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it was over 10 years ago. wtf have you been

>she was a virgin until 18
and people believe that shit?

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She has fuck you money. $200M buys you a lot of fuck yous.

nah, just preggers

>all those based angles
>Alba felt violated

Into the blue more like Into the based. 4k when.

what did she say?

Have you ever seen the deep?

>ywn have a mommy alba gf to bake you cookies while complaining about ragheads with

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It's called an air bubble, autists.

Fake boobs

What did she say?

If you put cum in your mouth it filters out the oxygen from the hydrogen molecule

You're the autist. And probably a nigger, too.

they don't look fake

sick burn

She is unironically a billionaire

Midichlorians.

Pregnant. Real fat hangs lower. Preggars at that stage is pushes out in that region.

Also kind of messed up someone leaked that to see her tits. She probably took it to show her husband how far along she was

You idiot.

>thinks a girl that looks like alba is still a virgin at 18

Um, swarthy... TV shows and movies are scripted. They most likely had do's and don'ts for their embrace. You can't just "take your shot" and grope other actors

That's a zoz.

Good thing her other features picked up the slack for her downs syndrome eyes.

>net worth of 350 million
awwww, poor her

KEK! An upvote contest!

Her career was over since the first Fantastic Four series, cuz she can't act for shit.

LMAO

Lulz

That's a though call. You can see her repostioning her hands after he touches her ass, she's gripping him tighter. It could be one of three possibilities: a) she gives over to passion
b) She takes charge and control on the movie set
c) she takes charge and control imitating what a dominant woman would do in real life.

To me, it's either b or c. But I think she's giving him a clear signal and showing him that it's acting and she's in charge. Clearly an inexperienced actor who let his hormones get the better of him and Alba showed him the ropes.

...to the gay audience

Bitch got outacted by a dolphin. Sorry boomers its over, its dusk now

but she was literally just in one

There's always greg lanksy

>actually put his penis inside prime Dushku and Alba while you fap to movie clips
>this guy is just like me

It's probably because overly religious parents were watching and she just jumped off a satanic altar only to be mouth fucked by a Corey Haim clone.

If that wasnt Paul walker shed have been disgusted and quit. I bet he nailed her on the set too.

what did she say?

I keep watching this waiting for a fart bubble to appear

she said "braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap"

Ew, one of those stinky tonsiloths pops out.

Damn it user...i just fapped. Here we go again..

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Steve Fapman beats his Lethal Weapon

I'm paraphrasing, but basically

>Hitler did nothing wrong

>God made men stronger so they can rape women

>Fuck the handicapped

>Free Melly

>Looks at it lustily
>Reaches our and grabs it
What a creep.

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What is this controversy about? I have no clue. Did she do a Mel Gibson or something?

yeah it's weird for some reason although i'd do the same under certain circumstances

That ass hit the wall pretty hard

by the end of the scene one of her nipples is hard.

honestly the shot is improved by the butt touch

what did she say/do?

as is my dick

imagine being interrogated by jessica alba and she gets rough with you and has her face really close to yours while angrily questioning you haha wouldnt that just be awful