Take a girl to a small theather

I used to be pretty normie about women before this but now I realized bitches are validated for just existing, I want to end their existance right fucking now, my mom cheated on my dad and turned a pretty cheerful good guy into a fucking alcoholic loser, i'm glad she got pregnant and her fucking bastard child was taken away from her. Fuck bitches.

yeah that's why I have a clingy gf who is uglier than I am

Based latinochad dabbing on white cucks

lmao dabbed on by Alejandro at work

all women are whores

Do girls really stay in relationships with men even if they're not interested in them anymore and are fucking other people?

jesus christ user

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yes. men do the same thing.

t.incels
At least I had sex

I don't think that's true

Sorry user, that sucks

>validated for just existing,

if you want to understand women imagine playing a game on hard mode compared to playing a game with cheats on, where you can go anywhere, do anything with whoever you want, whenever you want with all the unlockables immediately the second you boot the game. instead of having to play the game and strategize every move, where every mistake sets you back hours of saved progress.

this is the fundamental difference between men and women. you and this world are nothing but playthings to them

Based

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nigger it's the usually the number 1 reason why people cheat, go outside more

yea, and so did fucking juan ramirez

Why would I do that if everyone cheats on eachother? They sound terrible.

>At least I had sex
the fucking state of you

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Tell me what sex was like with her. What did she look like?

this is why I'm a volcel. imagine actually being this pathetic

>having pride in being cheated on and cucked by a beaner
Jesus Christ dude

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>MUHHHHH POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
stop thinking about it, SJW

Until the woman hits level 30 and suddenly the cheats don't work anymore

white, one of those bitches that pretended to be quirky but not in an annoying way, don't know hot to explain, submissive in bed
I used to be a volcel but gave up because I wanted to be a normie, total failure now.
i want to kill myself, i'm not proud about getting cheated on but at least i learned something

He must have absolutely demolished her in bed.

he's a manlet and thin, i doubt it

Are you white? lmao how'd you let some short skinny hispanic kid steal your girl?

>thinking you need to be super muscular to be good in bed
no wonder she stepped out kek

i have stephens curry color

What movie was it?

blade runner 1982

I've been through this 3 times, i was young so i wanted to fucking die.
So i became a bastard and i crushed a few girls feelings, i just didn't care. Then one day i found the right girl, we both found happiness and we have been together for some years. She broke up with me a few months ago because, no matter how hard i tried, i still don't really care.

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you're a cuck

have sex

>be me
>discussing runnerkino with my mates at work
>qt 8/10 girl co-worker asking to join the discussion
>nah okay, what did you liked about the movie?
>says that she liked the visuals, directing, the soundtrak but also disliked Goose's performance saying it's too emotionless
>dumb cunt.jpg
>confidently explain to her why ourguy was top-tier with examples of GODDAMNIT and death of Joi scenes
>she silently agree
>asked if her bf liked the movie
>I-i always go to the cinema alone
>tell her that we should watch the movie together sometimes
>she blushes and smiles
>o-okay user!
>never invited her to watch movie together after that

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lmfao

Never happened
Cope

White women belong to Raul cock

this is why I like little girls :3

best reaction gif

OP you got cucked so hard you are now a born-again incel

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Eight months? You poor bastard.

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Have sex

Well that sucks

This is NOT TRUE. Some of them don't tell you.

see and

Another one bites the dust.

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Fucking retard

Maybe if you took her to the mall and bought her some thot clothes, or had a sports car and got her high while you did 100 mph she'd fuck you. But you just took her to the movies.
Lesson learned

>in today's edition of things that didn't happen

based

Is getting a girl high while you drive a good move? Genuinely asking.

Kek

Is it a wise decision? No. Will girls like it? They like recklessness and dangerous situations, so yes. Just don't behead anyone

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Latino turbo chad here. I will seduce and reduce your women, all women, especially white women. You have been warned.

Then she just needs to get pregnant to a guy (or just pretend it's his) and then divorce to get a free house and income for the rest of her life.

Fuck, in some countries she doesn't even need to have a kid or be married to you, just live with you for two years and then she's entitled to half your assets by law.

Imagine how much stuff you could accrue if you used this cheat multiple times. No job needed ever.

reminder women are not people

Yeah as long as you know how to drive. I got a new car and every girl I "show it off to" fucks me. they love speed. High at the same time and they are already horny.
Same principal as taking her to a roller coaster, a scary movie, or even coffee.

>typed the fat white virgin in his moomies basement

What car user?

>clingy gf
BASED
>uglier than I am
WASTE

im not fat

>even if you mange to get a gf she will eventually cuck you

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That's not true at all

Of course it is

I don't think so

Prove it

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I don't leave my house or interact with women so I can't

So it IS true

Woof.

So glad I took the alcoholism+cat pill.

Nice tidy apartment, movies whenever I want, a cat to be kill any bugs, and no dumb fucking hoowah asking me dumb fucking questions.

Don't get me a wrong, a like a little bit of pussy pie every now and again but just LOL if you if you think human biology and enjoyable movie watching can mix.

incel cope

obsessed

I'm in a relationship right now with a girl i'm not interested in

yes

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>bad experience with a girl ruins some of your favorite movies/songs
this is the worst feel

yes. i have a female friend. shes one of my best friends but i dont trust her with anything. shes constantly turning on her boyfriends and breaking up with them to fuck new guys.
i know so many other girls who are exactly like this. its depressing

white guys are so fucking pathetic jesus christ...

>blaming a woman for cheating on you.
>blame her for not being able to appreciate kino while she is just looking at her phone during the movie.
Would you blame a dog for not being able to play the piano?
It's in their nature to always go find a better provider whether is money, a better place or just sex. You are not supposed to get mad at her but to teach her, use her if necessary and then eventually dump her.

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Don't fucking watch movies seriously with women, how many times do i have to say this

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it's called sunken cost fallacy. they don't want the time they spent on you to be wasted.

HAHAHAAAHAHAHA

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I have no redeeming qualities. there is simply no way I could get a girl more attractive than I am

based

Is that a trap?

I demand the sauce for that
Quick, before the 404

look up ELEPHANT.GIRAFFE on sadpanda

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>sadpanda

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> I hurt myself today....

>sadpanda
A-user...

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Since this is the dedicated blog thread, maybe I can get some advice from my fellow anons. My hip has been hurting pretty bad off and on for the past few months. I thought I had just strained it while running or lifting something, and that the pain would go away on its own with time, which it does but then it comes back even worse occasionally. It's gotten to the point where it becomes hard to stand and walk when it really starts hurting. Should I go to a doctor, or is this sort of thing common?

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more depressing, thanks user.

it is cancer pastafriend, it always was

oh god oh fuck

Actual white chad here, I've fucked numerous Latina's. They LOVE white guys. But alas, they're all fucking crazy and can't take a joke and get offended when I didn't mean at all to offend. WAY too much of a headache to deal with. Hapa's are top tier for relationships though. kids will be 75% white and 25% asian, literally the perfect combination for having a soul and being smart.

And yet here you are.

I only hate niggers. Have fun. I don't care.

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>kids will be 75% white and 25% asian, literally the perfect combination for having a soul and being smart.

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Either your full of shit or have had horrible luck with Latinas. The ones I've known are not PC at all, they can be a pretty hotheaded though I'll admit.

user... I have something to tell you about your suggestion...

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Yes, they do.
Why would a woman break up with a man before fucking another guy?

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>work together with qt girl
>want to make a move on her but wait for her last day at work before asking for her number
>we end up both in the same elevator at the end of her last workday
>ask her for her number
>she pretends not to hear
>have to repeat myself
>she gives me reluctantly her number
>want to send her a message later but see in whatsapp that her profile picture changed to her on the beach with her gigachad boyfriend
>coworkers still found out about my failure because they remained in contact with her over facebook

movies for that feel?

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>at least I had sex

jesus christ bro, are you really that desperate? Anyway don't feel too bad about it, bitches come and go, try to be less of a faggot and maybe the next one won't cheat on you with some random illegal

please tell me you'd at least been a little bit flirtatious with her throughout her stay? You didn't just talk to her for the first time in that elevator, right?

>You didn't just talk to her for the first time in that elevator, right?
actually it was, before that we only talked like twice in like 3 months and only about work shit.

Quads and I get hot rich girlfriend soon.

Why did she tell everyone about what you did?

top kek

because she is a dumb cunt
I just pray everyday that she, her boyfriend my ex coworkers die horrible deaths

Are you fucking other people though

Get outta here Dagochad

lol, you probably looked and sounded like a creep, good job. I mean you've never even had a casual conversation.. Try to be less autistic and afraid of striking up conversations with women.

>lol, you probably looked and sounded like a creep
No I didn‘t, I was wearing a suit and I don‘t look like you imagine I do, sure I was a bit nervous asking for her number but I was overall polite and took the rejection like a man, I could have also acted like a nigger and punched her right into the dome full force but I didn‘t take the obviously better decision (the nigger chimpout).

Not for long.

I dated a girl for 9 months just to get close to her friend. It happens.

just never ask a woman for her number again,accept the fact that you are a hopeless autistic retard and that you will die alone

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Based

A woman will usually break up with you in her mind months before she actually tells you she's done. As you gain more experience, it will become easier to detect when she's checked out emotionally.

it probably wasn’t your fault then, it was because a dozen thirsting faggots ask women for their numbers every day, and when they’ve already got a gigachad feeding them the python they become irritable about it and resent the attention. even though we know if the attention stopped they would have a total breakdown. ask a different roastie for her number.

>actually it was, before that we only talked like twice in like 3 months and only about work shit.

this is where you really fucked up. You should have had already friendly relations to her and small-talk occasionally. Basically ignoring her and then jumping to ask her number is socially inept and weird.

>>she pretends not to hear
>>have to repeat myself
LOL, read the room

you really need to work on your social skills user

>watch movie with gf
>halfway through she either wants to sleep or have sex
Just don't bother.

>accept the fact that you are a hopeless autistic retard and that you will die alone
I'm trying

I dont get why she had to be such a dumb whore about it, could have just said no thanks and keep that shit to herself.
but no make it as awkward as possible and then tell everyone and ruin my job.

>>have to repeat myself
at least I had the balls to ask again.
however my Chaddish moves never even once worked and I am literally a kissless virgin.

>at least I had the balls to ask again.
No, you were stupid enough to ask again and not take the hint

>Chaddish moves
The fact that you think these are "Chaddish" moves is the reason you are a kissless virgin

a real chad would have asked again and so I did.
chad doesn't care about some dumb whores hints.

you can't get rejected if you never try h-haha

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ok bud

enjoy your wizard powers

Just go on vacation and impregnate some brown girls for revenge. Also stop being a little bitch your whole life.

good one

>this whole post

lol the "ugly friend" on the left

I do

>Just don't behead anyone
Don't tell me how to live my life

.... El Hermano

>detect when she's checked out emotionally.
And can you get her back from this state?

lol no you retard, you just check out aswell and cheat on her too

Yikes, dude. And you admit how much of a failure you are for us to laugh at. Jesus

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I'm just so lonely guys, I don't even want sex, I just want to be touched by someone who's not a cashier or a stripper

youtube.com/watch?v=SO2-tMzG43Y

Pull it together bro, fucking embarassing

...

You're lying

FACE is 95% of male attractiveness

dude just get money and the hoes will come calling

Yeah, how is that working out now?

This, just never forget the lessons the Yea Forumsros and Leo have taught you: don't fall in love, no chicks over 25

At the very least these kinds of things are going to be come extremely normal in the coming decade or two as all the zoomers who got fucked up with early internet access and social media are left as emotionally unstable lonely gosling posters who will be an enormous market.

Being mostly void of feelings is a blessing, but also a curse when you actually meet someone worthy. I know it rorm experience.

>watch blade runner with gf
>she falls asleep
>doesn't remember half of it

>watch Heat with gf
>months later listening to kino Moby ending theme
>gf asks what it's from
>from the movie Heat we watched
>user I don't remember ever seeing that movie

>watch the last samurai with headphones in
>she's in bed next to me on her phone
>says something
>can't hear cause headphones
>say "oh? cool" every time she talks to me

>Sister likes all the same kino as me and asks engaging questions at the END of the film

AND all her qt friends always ask me to come in the pool with them when she has pool parties. Livin the dream my niggas (15)

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Trips and I get a hot girlfriend to put me out of loneliness soon.

congrats user

nice

Congrats, mate

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Dubs and she cucks you with a nigger

still beats being alone i guess, at least they got nice bodies

TAKE ME WITH YOU

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teens today what crazy sex lives you have. hopefully you'll meet a nice girl soon, have babies with and then you can start spanking them as soon as possible, good luck

How do you guys approach women? I just got rejected on my second date 2 days ago.

Cringe

You what nigguh? You already got a date, how did you get rejected, did you literally say "be my gf" on a second fucking date?

No she doesn’t want to be with someone who is not part of her religion, and I’m not converting for pussy/gf

If you can't trust her with anything she doesn't sound like a very good friend.

Then drop it and go for another gal, get on tinder if you must, shit's easy

You’re a retard for ever wifing up a slut like that

Not all but most

Jackpot Witnessed.

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Condoms have a 98% success rate. 1 in 50 fail. And that's if you only use them perfectly. Literally why would I risk having sex if 1 out of 50 of those times I could ruin my life?

put on 2 condoms for double safety, duh

>tinder easy
Yea maybe if your a attractive dude, I’m around average so tinder is going to be worthless for me.

>get on tinder if you must, shit's easy

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Stay mad white boy your women belong to us and your country is next

You live your life by statistics? That's pretty sad. Before we were married my wife and I used the pull out method. Actually after too, but not as much since we were open to having kids. Anyway she never got pregnant and we did that for 8 years before we got married. I'm not sterile or anything either, when we decided to have our first it took two times. When we decided to have another it was the first time. Statistics say she should've gotten pregnant long before we were married.

Dios mio an el goblino

Statistics are statistics for a reason, choosing to ignore them is fine, but you are the exception, good for you. Most people aren't so lucky, hence why the statistics show that.

I hate Warframe because of Latinos now