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Let's rise the fire one more time Yea Forums
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sneed
You're a sneed poster
for(merly) you
You don't get to bring friends.
have sex
CIA is himself experiencing a fight club-esque identity crisis. doesn't the mantra "i'm CIA" strike you as the ramblings of a mad man? he uses it to cling to what he thinks, what he HOPES he is. he wants a purpose. he can't be a monolithic singularity like batman, bane or raja ghoul.
we see his instability when he projects it onto his prisoners. the perfect canvases with their silent tongues and blank faces. "who paid you to grab doctor puddle?". as we all know, CIA is himself being paid to grab doctor puddle. he's questioning authority and allegiance. "he didn't fly so good": here he refers to himself in the third person, in an out of body experience. he knows he's slipping, he's doing poorly, this plane trip isn't going to plan. CIA didn't fly so good. "a lot of loyalty for a hired gun". why is he loyal to the CIA, so much so that he considers them one and the same?
and of course, "why does he wear the mask?". CIA doesn't know any more, he doesn't know why he rises every day and wears the mask of a steely-eyed and hardened CIA agent.
and that, my friends, is why he becomes his own bane. think for a moment. CIA and his underlings enter the plane with doctor pavlova, bane, and the mercs. we're seeing all the events from the eyes of CIA. all we really know is that CIA enters and bane leaves. do we know bane entered? of course not! he wore the bag, and CIA/bane left so many corpses on the plane, it isn't hard for him to imagine he is finally free of his law-keeping vessel, having left it with his brother, a representation of the shedding of his other identity. he embraces the bane of his existence.
coupled with the heavy insectile metamorphosis imagery (shedding of the wings, the body of the plane hanging like a cocoon from which bane springs and flys out anew, the blood-sucking and the mosquito man, the body bag being opened like the amniotic sac of an embryo) i think it's fair to say this is entirely canon.
bravo, nolan.
I don't think any of that is a negative, though. You see, as CIA goes through his own bane arc, he's learning and improving throughout. Infact, pic related was a deleted scene, clearly wanting to demonstrate that he has completed his arc and learned from his mistakes. It's just a pity that Nolan was strapped for time and had to cut it out in favor of that Batman fellow. It's a clear example of a full shakespearean three act play, with CIA going through his journey, his downfall, and his redemption.
post your rarest bane's
if this thread doesn't hit image limit there is no hope for Yea Forums
no hope
only fire and blood
Bane?
post ass
>they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
SO BANE - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BANE - HE REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE CIA, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER, ROUGHLY SPEAKING. BUT CIA, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS -AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT CIA, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY! YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF CIA'S "EXPERIMENT"? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. AND IT'S LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BIG GUY IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
>Baneposters are ESL niggers
Unsurprising
are Dr. Pavel and Dr. Pavelheer different characters?
>Hero becomes more like the villain to defeat his enemy
Give me some kinos with this trope, Yea Forums
metal gear
perfection
Bump bump bump
Ooga
you know with only 50 symbols our so total wouldn't that mean only really 50 addresses. cause you need a point of origin.
That is not going to happen. Unfortunately.
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A UNEMPLOYED SHITPOSTER
A daring synthesis
Doesn't matter what the hotheads or the jannies say. You're all big guys for me, and you're all on the flight plan
Not if we don't shitpost properly
How did baneposting become real twice?
10/10
No, that's just Pavel's full last name. CIA was a bit of a jerk (note how he didn't let him bring any friends and tried to kick a bunch of people off his aircraft and even talked to his gun to show off) and he mispronounced his name on purpose just to fuck with him.
Even if we don't it bump limit, thanks for keeping the dream alive boys
>Cosmonaut Pavel, I'm NASA
>mispronounces Pavel's name
>calls himself CIA to obscure his name
>pavel still screams when Bane rescues him
Was everyone in the plane scene an asshole?
this pasta never gets old
>Ah, you are big motherfucker?
Life imitates art
Do you ever think about the fact that one day, the very last banepost will be made before CIA is forever forgotten?
Biggest of guys,
Are you flying just for me?
Biggest of guys,
I'm so small that I can't see
Who knows
I felt it from the first airplane I ever flew
That I could be
A big guy, just for you
Smallest of guys,
Just one thing for a little man
There in the plane,
And through the smokescreen of the master plan
Pavel
Yes all we're looking for is what he told you
A plane
A stance
A plan
A crash
A look in somebody's eyes
To fly through the skies
To catch a plane and send it reeling
Now's not the time for fear
And you're a big guy
I don't know if they cared
Before we were paired
'Cause all that I need's this crazy feeling
A mas-ket-ta on my heart
Think I started the fire
Biggest of guys,
Shown me things I never knew
Biggest of guys,
Am I a big guy, for you?
Yeah it seems like the only good (but not big) guys were the pilot and wreckage brother
SO THEN WE COME TO THE JANNY, SEE HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND IN THE CHAOTIC POOL OF THE GENERAL USERBASE, A FIGURE LIKE A JANITOR, AN ANCHOR IN THE CHAOS, WHO DOES OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, IS A PRETTY BLOODY SIGNIFICANT THING. BUT THEN WE COME TO THE MOTIVATION OF THE JANITOR, WHY, WOULD HE UNDERGO SUCH A TASK AS HIS, FOR FREE, HE HAS TO BE GAINING SOMETHING FROM IT RIGHT? WELL OBVIOUSLY ITS ABOUT STATUS, SOCIAL HIERARCHY, HE WANTS TO ELEVATE HIMSELF WELL, HERE'S THE THING, HE'S ANONYMOUS, HE IS INDISTINGUISHABLE, FROM THE REST OF THE CHAOS, AND THROUGH ALL HIS WORK, HE WILL GO UNRECOGNIZED. NOW I'VE WORKED WITH JANITORS, AND MODERATORS BEFORE FOR MANY YEARS, WHEN I WORKED WITH ONE PARTICULAR GUY ON REDDIT, AS MANY OF THOSE I WORKED WITH CAME FROM, I SAW THAT HE SAW HIMSELF AS A KIND OF AVATAR. AN EMBODIMENT OF A JUSTICE OF SORTS, NOW THOSE WEREN'T HIS WORDS BUT THAT'S WHAT HE WAS FUNDAMENTALLY SAYING. HE, THOUGH, UNLIKE THE Yea Forums JANNY, WAS KNOWN, HE HAD A NAME TO HIMSELF, AND HE COULD HAVE PEOPLE KNOW, WHO HE WAS, WHAT HE DID, WHY HE DID IT, AND THAT HE DID IT FOR FREE, WHICH MAKES HIM A KIND OF LEGITIMATE CHARACTER TO OTHERS. SO WHY, WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS, FOR FREE, ANONYMOUSLY? IT DEFIES RATIONALITY, AND IT'S THAT KIND OF DEFIANCE OF WHAT YOU THINK SHOULD BE THE STANDARD BEHAVIOR OF SOMEONE, THAT YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO GRASP AND LEARN BY. THE. BOOK. IF YOU ARE GOING TO SURVIVE
That will be a sad day. Let's Never Let It Happen.
The pilot was just doing his job, and Wreckage just wanted to support his brother and got tricked into death. The plane scene is a tragedy
aeiou?
BANE?
>No roughly speaking
>No lobsters
>No Marxism/Hitler rant
Nice thread.
SO SNEED - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT SNEED - HE REPRESENTS CHUCK, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHUCK, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE JANNY, WHO REPRESENTS NEWFAGS. BUT JANNY, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CITY SLICKER IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO SUCK THE CHUCK - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED SUCKING CHUCK, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU FUCKED. BUT JANNY, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID! YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF SUCKING CHUCK - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF JANNY’S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE CHUCK IS NOT SUCKED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY SEEDED. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN S11E05. THE BLOODY FRINKIACS ATTEMPTED TO FUCK CHUCK, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FEEDED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A MOD IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT ON THE OLD SIMPSON PLACE, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
Best thread on Yea Forums.
She's a big girl
>WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF CIA'S "EXPERIMENT"? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING.
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lol
I like to imagine that the one last post before this board dies forever will be pic related with BANE?
That would be epic end. But i want CIA and Bane alive. Bat can eat shit. He killed Harvey Dent after all.
Holy kino
Result of Dr. Paveleers experiments no doubt
Fucking hotheads.
CIA and Bane are opposing forces trapped in perpetual struggle over flight plans and hired guns, like light and darkness, one can not exist peacefully with the other
for ayy lmao
He's a big guy
if I took of that mask would she die?
It would be extremely painful, but she wouldn't die unless you shot her before throwing her out of the plane
holy kek, idk why but I love finding gems in old shit like this
it gets me every time
I never cared about that kid until he put on the mask
was meant for
Big memes never die, someone, no matter how far into the future, will find out about baneposting, and baneposting will be reborn. Baneposting will live as long as mankind or whatever it evolves into lives.
Now that it's confirmed that the only thing Mask spam managed to do is revitalize Sneedposting, what will it take to bring back Baneposting? Nothing else can stop Sneed at this point. Or have most Baneposters become Sneedposters?
>Or have most Baneposters become Sneedposters?
This is the case for me but i still reply to a bane? thread with an aye
Baneposting IRL
Today I will remind them.
It blew up after the Yea Forums raid of Tom Hardy’s AMA.
Why did Bane need to get caught? If Masketta Man already had Dr. Pavel, couldn’t they just ask him what he was going to tell CIA themselves? I feel like this whole “master plan” was needlessly complicated.
ahah
formerly simple
based
holy fuck...13000 posts, in 2015.
christ
The plan wasn't learning what Dr.Pavel said or had to say to CIA, but to keep Pavel with themselves by pretending he was dead so they could take him to Gotham and have him work on that nuke while the rest of the world thought Pavel was dead.
This still brings another question, why bother crashing a plane that belongs to CIA to do that? To swap the bodies with the dead dude they carry to the plane with Pavel's blood, of course.
Then again, why not do the transfusion of blood, burn their body and leave it where Pavel was when Bane got his hands on him? 2 reasons: 1, CIA was already looking after his "prize", Pavel, and would have been looking after him, making things harder for Bane; and 2, the whole operation was a black op. CIA doesn't introduce himself as Bill Wilson, he's using some third party to get Pavel and meeting in the middle of fucking nowhere. So if the plane crashes somewhere in eastern Europe, they do the basics to see who was inside the plane (including a burnt body with Pavel's blood and the brother supposedly expected to be found in the wreckage) and then sweep everything under the carpet like with all black ops, thinking Pavel is dead, while Bane keeps the prize for himself and works in his nuke.
It truly was a master plan, BRAVO NOLAN.
True. Maybe real plan was just crashing plane with CIA on board. Bane wanted to see CIA last moments. All those moments will be lost like CIA in wreckage.
>gave their lives in service to their country
What a load of pretentious crap, the CIA is a civilian agency, they’re not representing the USA in any official capacity at all.
The NSA is the military intelligence agency.
Hideo Kinoma. Will do my version. Love this.
YOU TOO ARE A BIG GUY
FEED SNEED SEED
FUCK CHUCK SUCK
Blessed thread.
>Dr.Gannon? I'm Vexillarius
They finally added some different pics, I'm gonna have to go back and add CIA images again soon
Motherfucking masterpiece.
Beautiful.
Rare mirror universe copy.
Why didn't they fly so good?
Proof of CIA’s escape plan.
It is fucked up that the lay of land is imprinted on my brain.
BASED
This will never be topped.
Monsieur Bane?
>He wasn't Alon
I never understood that line. Dr. Pavels real name is Alon Abutbul so he actually was Alon. What is the message here?
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Homme Masqué
This is a big thread. Blade Runner 2049 is THE best movie I've ever seen.
> the way Scherbina looks at Legasov
CUTE!!
Crashing that plane *was* a national tragedy.
Fuck I loved those movies as a kid.
Alex the big guy
I wanna say that's a different board or site unless I'm going insane and Yea Forums was really that small back then
Probably infinitechan or something, there are plenty of Yea Forums screencaps from then and before that show there were a lot more posts those days
>this thread is still going
/r/ the birthday card we made him
Did we send our guy a birthday card this year?
Why did Bane do the plane thing if he already had Dr. Pavel at the start?
CARMELLA WOULD YOU PLEASE GET EM ON BOOOOOOOAAAARD
See
Deepest analysis right here
THIS ONE’S FOR THOSE HIRED GUNS
THOSE MERCENARIES, THE FRIENDS THEY BRUNG
THIS ONE’S FOR MAIMEN, GETTING CAUGHT IN THAT STRAIGHT MASTERPLAN
FIRE’S
RISING
ALL OVER GOTHAM CITY
GOT MY MASK ON
DON’T TAKE IT OFF
BENEATH, IT’S NOT TOO PRETTY
I’M TOO HOT (HOT HEAD!)
BETTER LIST ME ON THAT FLIGHT PLAN
I’M TOO HOT (HOT HEAD)
BRING THE BATMAN OUTTA RETIREMENT
I’M TOO HOT (HOT HEAD)
C I A, YOU KNOW WHO I AM
I’M TOO HOT (HOT HEAD)
AM I MAD ABOUT THAT WRECKAGE
>Sneedzoomers will NEVER EVER come close to this
JADE?
>"vietnam fucking shits" whalberg on the left
Kino
>She's a big girl
>She was very brave
Absolutely based
if we keep with this long enough, an AI will eventually banepost for us for all aternity
You no get to bring friends.
>hear the nukes are flying
>don't know how to spend last moments on earth when I'm already alone in my room
>decide to banepost one last time
The fire rises
Bane had to find out what Dr. Pavel told CIA. Despite Pavel's assertion that he said nothing, taking him captive was really the only viable option. Nobody would look for Pavel if it was assumed he died in the crash, which is why it was important that there be no survivors.
Dr.Pavel, I'm CIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Congratulations, you've got yourself possessed, what's the next step of your master plan?
The CIA Cinematic Universe (or CIACU) goes deep.
Is it real?
Detective McNulty, I'm BPD
>"Now, mr. Wayne, its time for the dark knight to raise"
Formerly PUTA
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The next step in Nolan's master plan is to create a a Telltale-styled vidya about the plane scene, each episode told from the perspective of all the major players (Dr Pavel, CIA, Bane, Mosquito Man and Wreckage Brother).
JAY?
Giving everyone boners...with no survivors!
>mfw comfy baneposting thread
MY FLIGHT PLAN LIST YU, MO, GWEI, GWI, FAI, DI, AND ZAO, AND ONE MOOOAH THING...
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHAAAAAA
Mr. Ipkiss, I'm ID.
>tu es un magnus homus
>green neck
ONE JOB
you do better
>she lost her life
>No without it she just has trouble breathing
what
What? She used to wear the mask to help her breathing. But she still died.
nice
什么?
Чтo?
IN MY OPINION THE BATMAN IS EVIL
Pontoon onion dog claws messenger ocean sclera alien?!
For you
I never thought I would miss baneposting.
Is it because I'm getting older? As you age, the darkness folds in closer, and it is not your ally as you once thought. I was born into middle-class unlike the movie, which Nolan expertly crafted to be explicitly dark and foreboding, a commentary on America at large. Baneposting was the true personification of this. It was further adopted by this theme when James Holmes shot up that theater during the initial release. Talk about dark! I turned 21 in 2012, when the baneposting started. You could say I was already a man when I first saw it. But looking back, the happiness of that time is blinding now. I miss it.
>...tibi
goddamn was Morena Baccarin hot
is
>Sir Bane is a big guy and true
why was she so hot?
>I looked for you at the meeting zone
>We were not there
>Woe to the big guy had we been
What?
>he doesn't know about the porns
Based
ancalagon is a big guy
The Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations held in Tiananmen Square in Beijing during 1989. The popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests is sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn). The protests started on 15 April and were forcibly suppressed on 4 June when the government declared martial law and sent the military to occupy central parts of Beijing. In what became known as the Tiananmen Square Massacre, troops with assault rifles and tanks fired at the demonstrators and those trying to block the military's advance into Tiananmen Square. Estimates of the death toll vary from several hundreds to several thousands, with thousands more wounded.
>And you must be Bane
DockTor PawVole IM Sea Eye Ayy
Is this from a superhero movie or something?
I’ve never seen Bohemian Rhapsody.
For the longest time I thought that scene was the guy CIA was playing visiting Mercury’s grave and talking to it solemnly in a touching monologue. I memed that it was CIA after the plane crash: delusional and talking to his long gone friends.
CHOCOLATE BANE
Mercenaries crashing through your plane
CHOCOLATE BANE
Using doctors to fool CIA
CHOCOLATE BANE
Mercenaries crashing through your plane
CHOCOLATE BANE
Using doctors to fool CIA
>moves away to call it in
CHOCOLATE BANE
BASED WINNIE THE POOH POSTER
-500 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE TO ANYONE WHO LOADED THIS TEXT
CHINKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CIA HARD AT WORK DESTABILIZING AMERICA'S GREATEST ENEMY
THE FIRE RISES
Bye CIA... thanks for the good times, partner.
if the intro scene was a music video from 2009
Is this really the end?
KAAAYOSS
Oh you
Never
My favourite. An all-time great!
Meow?
What a blessed thread
Lake Onion Foot Mouse Internet Ocean Eyeball Alien?
fuck, wrong image
Dr. Jackson, I'm SGC
Great thread, lads!
>Let the meal begin!
Lost
>if this thread doesn't hit image limit there is no hope for Yea Forums
We did it
Underrated
>I'M PILATE
THIS DISPLAYS A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF THE FORMULA
HE'S CIA, NOT (BILL) WILSON
SHOULD BE >I'M ROME
OR >I'M PREFECT
IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL
CIA Episode IV: A New Hope
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For you.
The fire never fades.
I honestly can't put it into words how happy CIA and baneposting makes me ;__;
EVERYDAY WHEN YOURE FLYING IN A PLANE
YOU GET TO MEET MASKED MEN LIKE BANE
AND HES THE ORIGINAL BIG GUY FOR YOU
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED
Based
Bump limit next.
Why were Bane's guns so loyal?
They were hired
But hired guns are usually less loyal
THEY EXPECTED ONE OF THEM IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER
WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT YOURSELF AN IMAGE LIMIT WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN
They were very well paid.
We did it, big guys
Baneposting will never die.
CRASHING THIS THREAD
Reaching the post limit...with no bumps!
I carved the big guy for you dialogue exchange into a stone in northern MN. Baneposting will outlive all of us.
Have we started the fire?
That's based, pics?
Yes, the fire ISIS
They were members of the league of shadows, looking forward to fulfill Ra's al Ghul destiny!
RODE TO CERTAIN DEATH AND PAIN
SWEDISH SOLDIERS MET THEIR BANE
>Baneposters are Sabaton Chads
Not even surprised
They were trying to find America, they work for the Country in Southwester Europe.
Spain?