11 year old cousin is over

She thinks you'll show her a scary movie as a prank.

ITT:LARPING FAGGOTS AND LITERAL RETARDS

What are you supposed to do in such situation?

Stop making this thread, please.

You're a sexual predator who can't even see your cousin as a person and not as a sex count

she just wants to make sure you don't overdose her on sugar and the movie you watch is pure christian kino that complies with the legal age ratings.

I can't stop watching this

imagine having sex with an 11 year old cunny

THIS

who let's their kid get her hair dyed pink at such a young age?
anime is fucking retarded

so you're saying that poster is a young girl who wants to fuck older guys

>really close with a younger female cousin of mine
She'd always sit in my lap
>once she got around age 11 people startes giving me weird looks
I had to actively tell her to stop.

She knows you're a pedophile

Based cuck mom

be a legend
fuck your cousin
make sure to video record it and share with us

hot as fuck

This, honestly you're lucky to get this for free. For some mommy's this costs 10 good boy points.

What did she think about the whole thing?

>mfw a black mother would tell her son
>ayo finna member pull out dat dik real good, we aint no wan nother mouf to feed rond here u digg?

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If you're over 18 & a virgin neet, everyone will think the worst of you in any situation.
Rightfully so I might add.

She got angry with me and stopped talking to me. Shes 21 now and we started talking again. We text and snapchat daily.

What does she look like? What do you send eachother?

But what if you're not a neet

Stay mad roastie

Reminds me of a weird situation.
>With girlfriend going to her family get-together.
>It's in a rural remote farm land.
>Like no internet connection remote place far from the city place
>had only met her family a few times but they seemed normal.
>We got there and it's boiling
>After saying hello to everyone me and her find a quite place to just chill.
>All of a sudden a paddling pool is out there, with a sprinkler for the kids.
>At first just the real young toddlers are naked running around.
>Then the kids, then the teens with the oldest being 15 are running around in the nude with water guns shooting each other.
>No-one else even bats an eyelid, other then the remarks of the older family members saying took them long enough before they go back to drinking.
> I'm sitting in a chair sweating bullets every time one runs by me.

Mfw I find out this is the norm.

It was a fun time, would go again.

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most criminals are not virgins or neets

it's natural fag

your mom just obliterated you holy shit

did you take any pics or videos

Yeah, I never experienced this but family did get all hostile to two of my cousins being extra clingy. I swear expressing affection will be completely dead in a few generations.

People are more likely to trust you.

>yuropoors will never know the feel of trying to fuck your cousin on thanksgiving

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If you're in yurop maybe it's too hot for closed doors.

>friend next door was a girl and we were both 10ish
>her cousin is 16 and comes to stay with them
>friends mom tells the 16 year old not to be alone with me
>later found out she had a thing for young boys and married a guy who was 18 when she was 33

Tfw I was the forbidden fruit once

Your point?

Were there any girls nude there and what ages? Did your gf try and excuse/explain this?

Every Englishman knows how that feels, even without a holiday

>>At first just the real young toddlers are naked running around.
>>Then the kids, then the teens with the oldest being 15 are running around in the nude with water guns shooting each other.
>Mfw I find out this is the norm.

Gnarly

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>be 20 y-o
>babysit my cousin's 2 y-o daughter for an evening
>eventually have to change her diaper
>wipe the piss/shit off her vagina/ass
>mfw that was the first and last time I saw a vagina IRL
Also
>be chilling on their couch, eating chips while watching TV
>she starts crying really loud literally 1 second before cousin is back and opens the door
>they see me laying there on the couch and I guess they assume she's been crying forever and I don't give a shit
>they never me asked to babysit her after this

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MODSSSSSSSSS

>t. filthy nigger sub"human"

W-what was it

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Maybe we're the weird and perverted ones that think nudity = sexuality. Societal conditioning has morphed our natural way of viewing each other and our bodies.

Everything i have posted is satire and has no basis in reality. It was work of art posted on anonymous forum in order to gain attention.

Got it FBI?

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Was at a family reunion today because my grandfather passed away (rip old man, wish the cops never took your rifles would've loved to have them as a memory of you).

Was my regular aspie self and didn't say a word.
On the way home my sister asked if she could take a picture of me, I ofc told her no and asked why the fuck she would want a picture of me.

Apparently our cousin had texted her saying that she thought I was super hot and that she wanted to show a picture of me to her friends. She said I was so hot that she couldn't believe we were related. She's 16. I am 24.

Is it possible that all those times girls were pointing at me and laughing were because I was good looking? Is it possible that I am so fucking retarded that I have misinterpreted girls all this time?

Not that I will ever get a girl anyway. I am just curious.

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Kek, baby knew you're a freak and made sure to sabotage your chances to perv on her in the future.

people shouldn't assume the worst about those least likely to be violent

Pretty much same thing happened to me except it was at the beach with a huge family. Wtf is wrong with people?

She's a solid 8.5/10. Shoulder length brown hair. C-cups and thin. Funny pictures. I got a snap today from her today while she was swimming/tanning.

No. Too paranoid someone would see and paranoid in general.
A mixture of both, but I'd say about 12-15 girls, mostly between 5 and 15.

And she thought I uncomfortable with the heat and I'd thought to just leave it there, again was paranoid asking questions would raise eyebrows.

An adult woman in a wholesome pose.

She knows you too well (OP)

An underage girl in a suggestive pose.

>what did she mean by this
she found the vocaroo

Unless you are stupid she did not want you to fuck up your life temptation is hell

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sometimes I forget just how creepy the average Yea Forums poster is, threads like this are always a great reminder. You people unironically need mental help.

>breasts
>underage

>no results anywhere including non popular/unregulated search engines
FBI HELP

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No, not at all. That's exactly what you'd tell a grotesque freak that you wanted to take a picture of.

>My mom says to "leave the door open"

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White people coping with their pedo ways

ERP

THIS!!

whoa hold up there mr racist
jeez

>at uncle's house
>he says we should watch a movie
>mom tells him to leave the door open

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>11 year old cousin is over
>She wants to watch a movie in my room
>My mom says to "close the door"

WTF did she mean by this?

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>wow sometimes I forget the possibilities that anonymously posting on the internet can bring, even though I post anonymously on the internet
Go back to IG then faggot

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You should all consider suicide

Is that your 16 year old cousin in the pic?

She didn't want to hear you guys fucking?

Do you think that the hard-working moderation staff of Yea Forums get Christmas bonuses?

>11 year old cousin is babysitting me and my mom for the night
>mom wants to watch a movie
>cousin says to "close the door"

hummmmmm wtf?????

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Yep, they get 2 weeks of pay as a bonus

>dog bites lip

like 90% of all incest porn on pornhub is black dudes fucking their cousins though

kek

maybe they were euros

is it oppositesday?

>be 11 years old shota
>20 years old female cousin babysits me
>her mom says to not do anything stupid
>after those years it clicks in my head

The truth is similar to this but less sinister. Your mom is protecting you from any potential accusations, false or otherwise. Under her vigilant eye, you'll be okay.

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>enter non ‘times you were the Joker’ thread
>jokerpost anyway
CAN YOU FEEL IT SEE IT HEAR IT TODAY
IF YOU CAN’T THEN IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY

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No, niggers are simply expert projectionists acting like most white people are into incest when they're the ones fucking their cousins.

Well are you going to share it with the class?

Oh no! The OP is stealing replies to these redditors epic meme threads!

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>11 year old mom is over
>she wants to watch my cousin in my room
>I say to leave the door closed so can watch a movie

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you're a retard. people re-upload videos of people fucking, and add incest themed titles to them, and since you're faceblind when it comes to blacks, you more easily believe them to be related.

>fucking your cousin is now incest
what the fuck? incest means immediate family

>emily feld