IS THERE NO ONE ELSE? IS THERE NO ONE ELSE???

IS THERE NO ONE ELSE? IS THERE NO ONE ELSE???

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shit movie with shit fighting cherography

I could have beaten him

I'm your Huckleberry

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Do not challenge me achillies

He refused to fight for Agamemnon as he had promised breaking his word because some dispute with a slave girl that he wanted to keep for himself to fuck. Then when his "best friend" Patroclus is killed by accident in a battle by Hector he gets so angry and goes to kill Hector.

Not only that, Hector says that Patroclus was wearing his armor and he thought he was killing Achilles. Returns the body to Achilles and apologize.

Achilles kills Hector and drags his body 3 times around Troy in front of his parents and family.

What a fucking piece of shit that was Achilles.

What a faggot.

Childhood is idolizing Achilles, adulthood is realizing that Hector was the real man and hero because he went to fight someone that he knew was a demigod and he couldn't win.

Man are brave, demigods are not.

HEEEECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

The thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you!

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Patroclus was his blood relative, not his best friend.

How does he wipe his ass?

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he has a harem of roasties to lick his butthole every night

Achilles was a fucking nigger and it is apt and proper that he be played by one in that shitty adaption
Hector was a bro

Watch it achilles

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Odysseus bait Achilles so well.

And I thought in the movie it was implied they were lovers like Alexander and Hephaestion but no I didn't remember it well. They are cousins.

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troy is the best sports movie ever made

Is this the movie version?
There' no accident about Patroclus death, no mistaking Patroclus for Achilles (or any such claim), no returning of the body since Menelayos and I think Diomed defends it in The Iliad.

>shit fighting cherography
I think you got lost, this isn't The Dark Knight thread

>3000 years later, Priam is still seething

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how white were trojants irl?

They are literally Turks

Absolute retard

>Is this the movie version?

Yes youtube.com/watch?v=AO7b_UfkF20

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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The coward Paris kills the brave chad Achilles.

What did Homer mean by this?

Was he trying to appeal to the cowards betas in Greece?

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Basal Anatolians are typical Eastern Mediterraneans who probably looked indistinguishable from Greeks and Armenians of today except maybe with fewer genes for coloured hair and eyes that appear in Turkish and Greek populations of Balkan origin. But they had Thracians among their ranks who the Greeks often depicted as pale and lighter of hair.

"Coward betas" killing renowned warriors using sophisticated techniques is something that happens all the time. The narrative purpose of that was probably to complete the tragedy of Achilles by denying him a cathartic, honorable death and to say that Apollo guided the arrow as punishment for the sack of his temple. To the Greeks, even the mightiest most accomplished warrior was a pathetic play thing in the minds of the gods.

It was not to appeal to any Greek because they all reviled Paris and identified more with armor clad heavy infantry than skirmishers. It's important to remember that despite being an object of fascination and identity for the Greeks, the legend of Achilles is still considered just as much an investigation of his flaws as it was a celebration of his deeds and the same author elevates the wily and cautious Odysseus in both books.

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