Star Wars Land more like Emptyland

Star Wars Land more like Emptyland

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That's the best thing about Starwars land

formerly star wars land

Clearly not empty since there's still people in that photo, Trumpette basement dwelling incel white supremacist CISmale. Stay mad.

>buzzwords
Who hurt you?

Dafuq are you carryin on about fool?

Unironically good. That means the new E list ride will have short waits and large crowds won't take away from the immersion.

I hope the World version is like this too when it comes

>taking the bait

they don't call yall trumpanzees for nothing

There's only one reason to go anyways

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>merelypretedingtobererarded.jpg
You sure got him

She looks more like Padme than Rey

it's designed to capture the emptiness of space

park rey is a qt i wonder if she still works there

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Yep. At least until the last few days. Smuggler's run was at 95 minutes. All those sweaty tourists waiting all that time for a glorified video game. Hope they love Star Wars.

>the cosplayer is more attractive than the actor from the films
I always thought this was hilarious.

Is this Disney Land or World?

She's not a cosplayer, she plays Rey for the park meet and greet gurests like those disney princesses.

Why do they hire someone as Rey who looks cuter than than Daisy?

because they want to attract people not run them off, not like it's working anyways.

literally a retard (((you)))

>OH BOY! Another Star Wars thread

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This is honestly the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.... Can you actually meet her? Has anyone gone recently and saw her?

Because you only think Daisy doesn't look cute because she was cast in Star Wars

BREHS

I'm in love

Now neckbeards from Yea Forums will swarm Disney to cop a feel in the meet and greet booth. I’m cringing just thinking about it

please God she doesn't get paid enough to listen to beta males ask to sniff her socks, she just wants to dress up in the heat and tell little girls to believe in themselves.

*tumbleweed blows by*

>meet and greet
formerly mingos and gringos

>Star Wars Land more like Emptyland
Comfy.
Wish I could go soon, once they make a ride worth a damn.

Notice how all the "empty" pictures are outside. Everybody knows that all the attractions are INSIDE and those places are fucking crowded with 100s of people.

Please don't go, or if you do, clean yourself up first and don't be creepy

what this guys said

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I will ask to sniff her armpits and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Enjoy getting escorted out by security

yea like anyone is going to walk around outside in 100 degree socal weather

Imagine falling for 2/10 bait

>ywn creep up park Rey

her cosplay is almost there she just needs to bug her eyes out more and let her mouth hang opened

gr8 b8 m8

>be struggling college student who happens to look like daisy ridley
>gets scouted by Disney to play Rey at the park
>long hours in the heat and minimum wage
>but get to meet and greet little girls and make them feel empowered
>can also finally afford to eat out at chipotle once in a while
>feelsgood.jpg
>mfw there’s a dozen neck beards in line with the kids again
>mfw have to laugh and act happy while feeling their greasy fingers on my bear shoulder
>mfw they always hug for too long and have to feel their sweaty fat rolls pressed tight against my body
>mfw no we don’t wear bras in space
>mfw no I’m not going out with you after work
>mfw at least I’m making the children happy

>>long hours in the heat and minimum wage
Actually the character actors have it better than anyone. They get 15 minutes on the job, and then a 15 minute paid break alternating for their entire shift. They also get a body guard to protect them from people doing anything even remotely creepy. It's the cushiest job in the park, but also the hardest job to snag for obvious reasons.

t. Used to work in Epcot

Wait.... there’s more than one park rey??? How does one make sure they meet the right Rey?

>have it better than anyone
>wearing a shitty costume in the sweltering Cali/Florida heat

A man needs a name

Lmao yes. It wasn't my job so I don't know the intricacies, but if I had to guess there's probably seven or eight different Reys

>how does one make sure they meet the right Rey
Come back every day, I guess

That 15 minute break is in an air conditioned break room. They are only in the heat for half of their shift.

Meanwhile sanitation and most concessions are in the same heat, wearing more layers, and only get an hour long break at the most

>owns the rights to fox
>doesn't open ups Sneedland
>instead opens up a relic like soi wars land

One Superstar Limo coming right up!

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WTF there ARE fake reys!! I only want to meet THE park Rey DAMMIT! NOW I HAVE TO BUY MULITPLE TICKETS????

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In a previous thread someone said it's "strategically depleted" by Disney. How can people live like this?

You could just pay for her Instagram details

Can you grope them ?

>disney losing money
feels good

stick your fingers up her ass

Killjoy

did you get to bang any lookie likes user

does she do nude modelling

That would be a VERY tight entry

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Oh my imagine peeling those down an munching that ass an pussy

>eating pussy
what are you, gay?

This is your fault white man

just tell me her name to be desu fåm

That's not the current outfit so probably not, at least as Rey. I knew a park princess and she played different characters depending on the day.

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we shall get her nudes user

shes not as nice as her up there , can you ask for the qt ?

wonder what its like working for disney ?

The destruction of Star Wars worth it, men.

Because it's really difficult not to cast someone cuter than Daisy.

I fucking wish. That was the dream.

Unfortunately most of the princesses are all very cliquey and only hang out with their close circle of other actors. You would get infinite glares if you tried to sit with one at lunch

That's not the same one as the other picture

all stuck up actress types then , sluts need roppies

she not the bikini one ,working her instagram now

>some chad is banging this girl RIGHT NOW

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Except it's true. Disney knew they could just sell overpriced concessions and merch to basedboys instead of paying for actors, stuntmen, and animatronic operators.

God I hope he's black

Cringey shes wholesome

Park rey is VERY wholesome, please don't sexualize her!

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that chewbacca is definitely her 6'4 black bull boyfriend

That's not even the same girl

prove it

whos the bear dude ?

Bigfoot

dude those black guys fought for like 90 minutes LMAO

Keri Russell, thats what she looks like if you are an oldfag you'd know

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