Alita bad

>alita bad
>flopalita
>cringalita
>trashalita
not even close to source material storyline is a mess plot drags scenes feel disconnected acting is terrible cgi is horrible worst uncanny valley ever her eyes are large as dinner plates ffs yet the movie is still damn good
How?
What makes it such a fun re-watchable movie loved by audiences the world over?

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>How?
Because every point you listed that should make the movie bad is nonsense pulled out of the unwashed assholes of haters

GOD I WANT TO SHOVE MY PENIS DOWN HER THROAT

You're a mentally ill cumbrain. That's how. Stick to

Wtf "cum brain" ?

Because she's cute! Also bought the 200$ limited edition bluray to protect her

buying copies of the movie for literally everyone I know for Christmas

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The world building. The classic good guys bad guys themes. No obscure agenda to manipulate the masses. Just a fun, cute, action adventure.

Did the Rollerball scenes remind anyone else of Speed Racer?

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yeup

It's fascist propaganda.

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aSHITa is garbage for braindead idiots

That movie was terrible in every way

Fuck haters and Alita beraters.
Fuck lewds and asshole rude dudes.
Fuck jannies and discord trannies.
Fuck off topic hacks and ad hominem attacks.
Fuck waifu fags and Half in the Bag.

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It's a movie for braindead incels who care more about cute girls in the media they consume than artistic merit
Same people who love moeshit

not cute, CUTE!

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It's literally half a movie and we'll never see the second half thanks to James Cameron's hubris in assuming a sequel was a certainty.

(you)

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>m-muh audience score!
Imagine coping this hard cause your shitty waifubait cashgrab flopped.

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this is basically the "alt-right" bullshit all over again. media pretends that everybody that liked the movie now belongs to an small, radical, non representative, despicable, politically biased group

What is the best version to download? Read that some come with a format that doesn't show the entirety of the screen

Bump

;_;

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Fuck this piece of shit movie. Alita is the worst movie of the year.

EVO V2
everything else is cropped bullshit

Thanks user, will check it out

It is the only movie that will be remembered from this time period

I watched it one time when i was wageslaving. It wasn't kino or something similar but it was fun. And fun is the thing that is missing the most in today movies. Heres hoping for sequel.

I bought it yesteday
really enjoyed it
Gonna pick up the manga soon

>What could you do to my ass with such a little thing user?

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make her eyes normal and I'll watch it

Would you date a bald Alita user?

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I just watched this movie and it kinda felt like it was unfinished, like 3/4th of a movie

You'd think she would go off to revenge hugo but no, fucks off to the city again and wants to become champion but then the movie just ends.

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Sneedlita

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Back to the /trash/can you cringey faggot

have sex tranny.

>You'd think she would go off to revenge hugo but no
What are you talking about she killed Vector and Grewishka, and then she pursued the path Ido gave her to get to Zalem in order to kill Nova, become final champion.

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>not even close to source material
Fuckin LMAO...