>When will you learn Mr.Brosnan? You can't stop me. You will never take Natalia away from me!
When will you learn Mr.Brosnan? You can't stop me. You will never take Natalia away from me!
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>p-p-please let me eat
LET HER PUT SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES YOU JUNKIE FUCK!
Pierce Brosnan: The Father
Joe Alwyn: The Son
???: The Holy Spirit
Charlie Heaton: The Adversary who is called Satan
Natalie Dyer: The Soul of Man
She needs to be saved
>Mr. Heaton, how are you ever going to get close enough to the architect to take him out?
>Don’t worry, I have a man on the inside, waiting for the right opportunity
She has snorted from the line of knowledge.
NO!!
Natalia a cute! CUTE!
>>zoomers think this is unhealthy
kek
>Tfw I’ll never have a gf like Natalia, why even live?
HSSSSSS!!!
You doubt my power, boy?
TOP FUCKINF KEK BOYS
SOMEONE GET THE SCREENCAP READY MY SIDES
Natty is too pure to be persuaded
How the fuck did that junkie get a girlfriend like Natalia?
You're not welcome here Pierce. A thinner day is dawning
Sarcasm is so 2008
I met a cute scrawny girl recently and now realize that they're kino. Not anorexic tho
WE STIC NAO
her face is straight up disgusting
She's only 22. See that one Tom Petty song for more details
>tfw had a gf like natalia but i fucked it all up
Oh well it was the best sex and relationship Ive ever had.
Your reign is over my friend
I want to feed that skeleton
He also knocked up some Jap when he was 19.
based homosexual
God, he has aged like a fine wine
formerly seed
MY DICC AGHHHHHHHHH
"Hey Natalie, want to watch my film "To the Bone" with me? I think you'd get a lot from it
Engaging Phase 1, Master
Based and natalpilled
>ywn
ITS NOT FAIR GOD AGHHHHHGGHHHHHH
The wheel of time continues to spin.
What once was sacred is now profane.
What once was thicc will soon be thin.
He looks like a meth-head about to mug you for a fix
I want to kiss her ribs and feed her pudding
>Architect....... tell me, how much weight has your wife lost recently? Over a hundred pounds? Hm. I wonder how that could have came about.
Angels walk among us
She'd be 10/10 if she wasn't so skinny
Is Charlie making Natalia gross on purpose?
Is this the worst Hollywood couple in existence ? The girl looks like was just released from a WW2 concentration camp and the guy looks like Stephen King fucked himself and had an offspring.
>soon
based obese boomer
What movie?
Leave him to me, Architect
I can picture Charlie and Natalia losing the plot in a few years time and have to stay in rehab until they're clean and look like complete shit.
I can't put them on FaceApp but you get the idea, also screencap this shit.
IIII BELIEVE THEM BONESSSS ARE MEEEE
I can’t even imagine how tite that pussy must be
>One step ahead of you son, haven't seen your sister lately have you? I have... I'm in this game a little longer than you, but you'll learn and lose like so many before you. Care for a smoke?
Is that peepee?
Jesus christ, do you not see how DEAD her eyes look?
>the latest generation of amerilards think a girl like that is too thin
Ah, the conditioning is working I see. Consume more! Get even fatter and more docile! Don't forget to drink tap water!
Post your ideal woman
imagine fucking her in missionary position and watch all her internal organs moving
I had a gf like that, it's weird and not that nice, I am not joking, you can actually feel her bones with your dick, not the best feeling
easy
Wat fukken movie
Sauce please???
Is she sick?
In time She will produce beautiful gallstones she will produce for them.
Maybe bulimia or something which is actually great because those girls have a reduced gag reflex and hate themselves aka the perfect throatgirl.
Has anyone watched their lie detector interview? I SWEAR TO GOD they both look inhuman.
youtube.com
>those tiny pointy tits
>You think too narrowly Pierce. You focus on women. Me? My scope is much grander. In time, everything you love will lose. Men, women, even the children will know what it's like to shed a pound or two.
The architect's real nemesis would weaponize tapeworms.
He is legit ugly. Whose dick did he suck to get that role?
Oof
My god I didn’t think I could fall any further in love
Pigment gallstones can be beautiful I hope she makes these for the architect.
He's a Bong so the directors probably just assumed he'd be a good actor rather than a ratfaced drug addict.
>screencap this shit
Why? We're all already waiting for it to happen.
I want to feel her little bones crack beneath my heaving man weight
>chest looks male
>tiny body makes her head look huge
> my heaving man weight
You just described a loli.
We're finally figuring this fetish out
Its from Penny Dreadful a tv series. I think its Season 3.
holy fuck, eva's a freaky bitch.
I'm horny rn
Will we ever get actual lewds? I can’t even imagine what a leak would contain.
I love her big ears
her lewds would just look like a decaying corpse trying to look sexy. gross.
All you fuckers stop posting this ugly skelly bitch. You should be appreciating a REAL FINE WOMAN.
> can’t even imagine what a leak would contain
lots of bones
Who? Is she the dyke from season 3?
Are you fucking retarded? If every single american started drinking only tap water instead of sugary drinks we would lose a shit ton of weight or die from flintwaterTM
She's a good girl, loves her mama?
I'd like to personally thank this man for making thicc dad bods and perma-scowl so irresistable to tight cardiobunny divorcees in gyms across fhe world.
Godspeed you manly bastard.
A daring synthesis...
Yes, and MARK MY WORDS Steve will make her bi in season 4!
imagine this big hunk of love pounding the daylights out of you
>muscle-fat bod
>mustache
wew
>bisexuals existing in a netflix show
As much as I want to see it (male or female) it will literally never happen. Outspoken faggots and dykes hate us unless we call ourselves pansexual
Mein sides
>Alright, ladies and gentlemen lets go over the plan one more time before we deploy. Our mission is to save Ms.Dyer. Noble Six,HUNK and my assistant Detective Byers will deploy at point Alpha and be on the frontlines. Mr.Heaton will most definitely put up a fight so expect heavy resistance. Task Force 141, you will deploy at point Bravo and provide suppressing fire so Noble Six can move up while HUNK and Byers inflitrate the building. Detective Byers will steal the keys to Ms.Dyers cell and free her. When you retrieve the VIP proceed to the extraction zone at Point Charlie. Protect the VIP at all costs. Any questions?
DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!
>Yes, sir? I wanted to ask... when do we eat?
imagine climbing him like a tree
Horses and America too.
that cavill manjaw jesus christ kill it with fire
Wtf? They look like random crackheads.
No chin beta boi
Now I like it more
>let's make Natalia a free elf again
>Heh, whenever we want, agent. Whenever we want.
There are pictures of cadavers all over the net, user.
I've never felt this way about another man before, help
>the architect has yet to reveal his deadliest servant...
>The one they say no meal can fill...
You've outdone yourself with this one, Detective Byers
maybe his fat dad bod might give hope for all of us virgins.
IIIII FEEL SO ALONEEEE
>muscle-fat
That's just regular fat.
He still looks kinda built under that fat, plus he's tall and has a handsome face and can grow nice facial hair. More handsome than your average fat virgin on Yea Forums.
i wonder if it's metaphoric for americans shoving their weiners into nippon women
if you think this is hot and you're not a girl or a middle-aged housewife, you're gay.
kek
>He wants her to keep going
He really is the demolitionist. Carving away at the excess flesh for his perfect stick waifu.
>he actually thinks he can beat the living incarnation of Ahura Mazda
Soul
Soulless
God I just want to help her so hard and I hate that I feel that way
That body is pretty kino
>tfw literally look like this
Shame it generally only attracts flamboyant homosexuals but none of them were cute twinks that could pass as trap if they tried
You think the art is your ally boy?
I was born in it..
Moulded by it..
I only saw a skinny woman until manhood and by then it meant nothing to me
>Ahura Mazda
Based and wisdompilled
>but none of them were cute twinks that could pass as trap if they tried
Go on Grindr and you should find one within minutes
>Spy
>When SHE looked at the actress
DETECTIVE RYDER?
That ribcage looks gross. She looks almost alien.
Nah I've tried, I think boipussy is a more competitive market than actual pussy at this point
>when they end up dead together don't be shocked. I also wouldn't be shocked if she dies one night because he wants her to keep going.
Good riddance. Also who will play them in the inevitable biopic?
How to spot a gay
winona is a qt
I look like this and I'm a healthy weight.
>hit the wall in less than three seasons
Kids, dont do crack
couldnt they have picked better looking actors?
hollywood have lowered their standards, now they'll hire ugly looking faggots and put some makeup on them to look passable on camera.
Found the skellysexuals. Fucking weirdos, nice digits though
Kino thread
KEK
Absolute kino script but who is the director?
god I wish I looked like this
i'm not even gay but fuck he was so hot in this
Kino
>”Sir, the Vogue and Vanity Fair covers are in for your review. They’ve narrowed the actresses’ waists 10 percent on Photoshop, I think you’ll be pleased.”
>”...shrink the horizontals by 20.”
>”20 percent, sir? They’ll never believe it’s a realistic body size!”
>”Do it.”
>”Y-yes, sir. But...”
>”No! No buts! No tits or hips, either! No thighs! They have to be spindly, frail creatures that blow away in a breeze. To be...perfect.”
>”He’ll know we’re behind it, sir.”
>”Let him find out. He can’t dam a tsunami. What we’re doing here is so much bigger than one architect, it marches with the tide of history. We cannot be stopped.”
Heaton turns to the window:
>”For so long it was just you, Pierce. Alone in this morass of ignorance, laboring to reveal the secrets of the human form. But where you flinched away in horror, I saw...beauty. Where your hand heaped helpings, I pruned away portion by portion. You destroy beauty with your creations, but I...ah, I create it with my...demolitions.”
>My men are ready to deploy
>i'm not even gay but fuck he was so hot in this
Same, I have a mancrush
>*makes vroom vroom sounds*
Dat ass though
holy shit is pierce brosnan a manlet?
no, it's just the colour of his clothing contrast sharply which creates an optical illusion whereby he appears to be cut in half, so to speak
Is the architect aware of the lanklet conspiracy?
Is the project safe?
>"ah. yes... i must have her."
Yes, the BMI rises.
I laughed so hard I clapped.
Top ten film crossovers
tfw you see The Architect coming your way with a stack of pepperoni pizzas
Who's skinnier, her, or the kennel slut from got?
He reminds me of a chunky/sleazy version of Harrison Ford.
when is the fanfic coming out?