GOD DAMN IT POTTER YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, NOW TURN IN YOUR BROOM AND YOUR WAND
GOD DAMN IT POTTER YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, NOW TURN IN YOUR BROOM AND YOUR WAND
Luke Reed
Anthony Cook
Suck my Nimballs, gandork
Logan Cook
FUCK OFF NIGGER I HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT TO OWN A WEAPON AND TO TRAVEL
Nicholas Smith
Does Dumbledore realize that Harry always keeps a phoenix feather special snubby wand in an ankle holster?
Brayden Campbell
SOVERUS DETAINUS
Liam Jones
>...AND YOUR OTHER WAND
Owen Perez
>ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS POTTER? I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK.
Samuel Butler
OP RAPED HIS STEP SISTER
Joseph Sanders
>And your other wand
Brayden Moore
>POTTER, THE MINISTRY’S BEEN UP MY ASS EVER SINCE THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU PULLED IN THE CHAMBER! AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT COST? YOU’RE BREAKING POLICY LEFT AND RIGHT!
Jeremiah Campbell
>POTTER I DON'T KNOW HOW POLICING WORKS IN WHATEVER SHITHOLE YOU CALL HOME, BUT IN THIS DEPARTMENT WE DO THINGS BY THE BOOK!
>"what 'book', sir?"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Isaac Clark
>I AIN'T IN THIS FOR POLICY, PROFESSOR... I'M IN IT FOR JUSTICE. IF YOU'VE GONE SOFT ON ME THEN STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
Jeremiah Thomas
Why did they put as many cop movie tropes into harry potter? I guess the confusion was meant to distract from its status as one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlings mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read Harry Potter you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Camden Garcia
>Atlas shrugged
>God tier
Lmao what the fuck?
Juan Stewart
>Atlas Shrugged
>god tier
Leo Gutierrez
Juan Butler
where's your wand loicense?
Leo Hughes
I've been thinking of reading that, what's wrong with it?
Christopher Green
it's written like shit and its' philosophy is juvenile.
Thomas Gutierrez
The reason most of reddittards hate Rand is because of demographics. Look at Yea Forums in general, almost everyone here come from a bourgeoisie upbringing and quite frankly are, or either are close to being NEETS; utter losers who have very limited life experience and responsibilities. They are so absorbed with politically extreme leftist ideals that one cannot have a rational discussion with them (I harbor various left wing leanings myself, but there is a difference between talking to a moderate and an extremist).
The young men I know who like Ayn Rand are admittedly arrogant and self-absorbed, but they are determined, intelligent and motivated individuals (Businessmen and Doctors). I do not mind Rand myself nor do I love her, I will not discuss too much of myself but I'll just say that I am rather far off being a NEET. Think the liberal feminist meme you see going around. Yeah, those are the people that disagree with Rand (The majority of people who hate her have never read her books, they just accept and repeat the culture of memes).
Brody Scott
>biting the hook
Lurk more friends
Nathan Cruz
KEK
Ryder Jackson
>I LIKE YOUR GUMPTION, POTTER! YOU’RE BACK ON THE CASE
Easton Lee
Hermione did more illegal shit than Harry. Half the things she did was for Harry's benefit. Surprised she didn't end up in Azkaban.
Jacob Lee
this was true before south america got smartphones and obama subsidized smart phones for blacks. now even here is a bunch of retarded monkeys flinging shit
Lincoln Kelly
Richard Harris wore lifts in his shoes.
Leo Perez
Daniel Walker
>the young men I know
Hey Grandpa, wanna know how I know you’re making shit up?
Kayden Cox
Keep up the tradition user
Brayden Harris
10/10
Jordan Jenkins
based and redpilled