Why ofcourse I don't like silly boat movies, how did you know?

Giga Stacy would be a bog-tier bimbo, women shouldn't be muscular

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>likes muscular hard bodies
How autistic are you?

What's the models name?

>Begone, foul wench, begone from me. You can never understand the sense of romance and adventure that a man has. Your petty idea of adventure is drunkenly fornicating in the rear seat of an automobile and then crying afterwards because you feel used and worthless, which you were, and are. Take your worthless, banal opinion and leave my presence forthwith, lest I suffer the smell of your rancid meat flaps for another torturous second of my precious time. Brad, fetch my Blu-Ray copy of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. We shall crack open a few cans and engage visually, intellectually and artistically with the kinography.

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I imagine gigastacy would be like that big-tittied coalburning bitch from Euphoria.

this

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Good post man, you did a good job with this post

Kinda odd collection of movies, but yeah, Virus is cheesy stupid fun.

Based

>"This is why I never even looked your way Stacy and went after Becky instead. You never appreciated the slower, more methodical movies that requires the viewer to pay attention to character interactions, but instead favored bland action or Pseudophilosophical dopamine rushes that made you feel smart without actually challenging you"
>" I can't believe I have to tell you this, but you need to grow up and have sex Stacy"

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>mfw my grandmother's favorite movies are all boat movies and favorite books are all boat books
She sends a letter yearly demanding that Criterion do a release of Master and Commander

why yes master and commander is my favorite film, how could you tell?

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>Tfw trains guy
Screw boats and planes

>Omg Titanic!

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How about a movie where you have something for everyone?

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she's not though. also have sex

at least photoshop it to something crazy instead of just posting your favorite facebook pictures

looks like the type of girl that says she hates drama as she instigates it

what did she mean by this?

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Why yes, she took everything including the children and the dog, how did you know?

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Most curious. I don't believe I've seen the likes of you around these parts miss.
Regardless, you are more than welcome to join.
I've always felt like we've needed of a woman's radiant instincts, warm embrace and decorous elegance.

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Barely any muscle.

KEK

sauce

Most exquisite, I must say

Inaccurate.
Pic related

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Haha that's so gross what if the pee got in her mouth and she drank it hehe

*surpasses kino*

Based. How does he do it?

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!!!

You call for aid sister?

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shame her boob job is messed up

The ancient books of Oa call for a divine unity between the two tribes. One that will lead us out of the darkness. But be forewarned brothers and sisters.. Nihil Plane Sincerum.

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>her
The nigga literally has his dick out and is pissing on himself, how did you miss that

reddit.com/r/Bonnie_Bell/

That guy is a lot closer to chad than the gigachad meme. Chad is blonde and clean-shaven

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As honorary chapter librarian, I am aware of the ancient texts you speak of. The unity you are referring to has a dual meaning, brother.
The unity between man and woman has the capacity to create life. It is the very essence of the equation that has brought us to bear.
However, as is the case with many a film pretending to be kino, the dishonesty spreads it's roots and consumes it from the inside, creating it's own false being.
The dishonest physical coalescence of a man and a woman goes by the name of a transsexual, or tranny, for short. We do not invoke under any circumstances.

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Best thread on Yea Forums right now to be honest.

I want to sniff her bellybutton.

sneed

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>why yes I do think this is BASED, how could you tell?

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Yea Forums has many a wordsmith but none are as great as the "I shan't have it" poster.

*jojo's awaken theme song intensifies*

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Top choice that secured a good post. All you needed were dubs too and the circle would have been complete

>jojo
nono

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You did well, user. You did well.

and on that day user was based, let it be known now and forever

>We shall crack open a few cans and engage visually, intellectually and artistically with the kinography.
10/10, chef

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Yeah, that's gonna be a based from me.

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Yikes. There is NOTHING more embarrassing to a woman than this.

I rewatched it recently and it's actually superbly made
and the nigga was based

べスド。

Searching through the internet and stealing a photo from an obscure fitness project to shitpost in an anonymous imageboard. Time to curb your autism

They feed on attention, being denied like that by someone who she probably doesn't even consider that attractive must be fucking world shattering, she probably went home and downed a handful of skittles after that

I should rewatch it I guess.

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Based

This. Now and forever.

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god i wish i could find bionicle heroes digitally somewhere

A grand post

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Based and redpilled, FPBP

The war has begun...

how will women possibly recover?

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Put me in the screencap

Is he pissing himself?

Chadman

>>Omg Titanic!
Titanic has nothing to do with boats

>to be honest.

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HE IS PISSING HIMSLEF

My bodily fluids release to make way for my massive testosterone levels, how could you tell?

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BASED

fucking destroyed

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why the room smells like sweat and shit?

how will f*moids ever recover?

>Brad, fetch my Blu-Ray copy of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. We shall crack open a few cans and engage visually, intellectually and artistically with the kinography.
Sure thing bro. I'm on my way.

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Today I shall rewatch that very kino in honor of your post.

Have sex

>he doesnt want children with top gens
Sorry bud.

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>peak female performance
>shedding away feminity

>when a post is more kino than any film in the past decade

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Please be my friend Gigachad

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>"I brought the Adam sandler film collection, ready to marathon?"

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now this is what a based and redpilled man would say

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BOATS ARE THE SPIRIT OF MANKIND
WHATS SILLY IS ROMCOMS AND OTHER FEMOID DRIVEL

PLANES ARE JUST AN EVOLUTION OF BOATS

PEAK FEMALE PERFORMANCE IS SUCKING MY DICK LMAO

based, everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick

basato

imagine those thighs wrapped around your head haha

Is Patrick O'Brian a Yea Forums poster?

>genes
Except she needed to work-out incessantly and maybe roid to look like that. Plus she's probably infertile
You need thicc breeding sows with wide hips and lots of brothers if you and Chad-tier sons.

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It's funny how Gigachad must be a photoshopped abomination while Gigastacy could basically be vanilla Amber Heard or some thot like that. Women have ridiculous standards.

Women will never understand this feel

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b&rp

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thats because men set themselves impossible goals to drive them towards greatness
women dont want to pursue greatness, just declare that they're already great

Gigachad, the saviour of kino against the throngs of f*moids

I've never actually seen it. Should I watch it today? Or is it just a meme?

Absolutely correct. Pic related being case in point.

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My sister went to see this in the cinema. Said she walked out because it wa so boring. I've never seen it, whats it about?

same user that wrote the don cheeto pasta?

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Shit meme bro

train-kun is innocent

jesus christ we are witnessing perfection right now

>tattoo of Miss Piggy
These people treasure their illnesses. They reject help because it would rob them of their identity. Homeless don't want help, junkies don't want help, whales don't want help. Take their disability away from then and they become ordinary. Snowflakes must never melt.

Me on screencap

Same thing with the whole 'genderqueer' shenanigans that emerged from tumblr years ago. Snowflakes want to be unique so they demand to be adressed with some bullshit made up fairy tale gender pronouns. Why do you think those gorillion genders all popped up within a tiny timeframe? They all want to feel special.

Epic

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Wew thats pure kino right there

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>being a nigger
Yikes!

>why yes i have more than 500 pieces, how could you tell?

>tfw no lighthouse
why live

who is this fluid druid?

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kino

Oh captain, my captain!

You should kill yourselves first

peak female performance is about the same as a pot bellied boomer, so why bother? play to your strengths instead of trying to patch up your biologically hardcoded weaknesses
>working out
>genetics

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this

Peak female performance has absolutely nothing to do with physical strength

This shithole is literally facebook now.

Its like one of those nature documentaries where the male bird is doing a dance to attract an uncaring female but its the other way around.

There's nothing Chad about body modifications

thats right
you cant be chad if you're cut

this
also Jaws is a shark movie

This is it, the logical conclusion of Yea Forums. Shut the board down

kek

wow

is this twinkchad?

>This is it, the logical conclusion of Yea Forums. Shut the board down

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Ultra Chad is as usually Ultra Based
I bet he's the reincarnation of the most important intellectuals in history

holy... I want more

What will you do when she has too little estrogen to conceive?