Is this gods punishment for Dark Pheonix and Camp Rock Yea Forums?

*Dog Walker comes back home*
Sophie: Where's Waldo?

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>the dog broke free
No, the person walking the dogs let go of the leash because they didn't secure it.

Why would you hire anyone but a tried and true professional?

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This

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Bet the car was driven by De Niro.

>their dog walker
fucking celebs I swear

Who?

Why did the driver hit the dog? Asshole

i hate celebrities so goddamn much

I'm not ashamed to say I laughed at this. :^)

Tried and true professiona, reporting in, went to a dog walking school for 3 years. can confirmed that if they hired me Waldo would still be alive.

Thank you for your service, Daniel.

Dicks out for Waldo

I can't even imagine hitting and killing a puppy :(

Gonna go home and hug my dogs bros, and then plot how to punish Sophie turner

Her genes are already punishing her.

Not strongly enough

>giving responsibility of your dog to some other human
pathetic, thats what you get

why would you have to file a police report? The damage to the car is minimal.

Do I need to call the police if my fish jumps out of the tank and dies?

i fucking hate TMZ and modern journalism

>not actually walking your own doggo

lmaooo subhuman

>let's get a puppy! eeeeeee
>but we live in an apartment building and our schedules are too busy to care for it
>well we have money, so we'll pay other people to take care of it
>then we get all the fluffy cuddles in bed at night!
>XD

I'm not going to make a snarky comment

Dogs dying are terrible and only chinks and mudslimes get off their deaths

looks like jorge just lost his livelihood

damn perro

>dog walker
Imagine thinking you are above or more busy than being able to spend 30-60 minutes to walk an animal. What pathetic subhumans.

So everytime a celebrity hits a dog with their car it is news?
I don’t even care if Joe or Sophie was driving. It is just a fucking dog.

To be fair being a celebrity means taking 40 mins to walk your dog outside means constant harassment by paparazzi and mouthbreathing retards accosting you for autographs and pics

Id hire a dog walker too

>go to a therapist because your dog died
what kind of weak shit is this, do people go to therapy for everything now?

>I’d be a faggot too
Fixed that for you. The inconvenience of a B list boy band member and a D list television actor mean nothing.

Honestly if there wasn't an actual police statement about this; I would just believe that Sansha had dropped the leash on her dog because she was texting someone, then pretended that it had happened with a dog walker.

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It’s like the saying goes. if you can’t take care of it, you shouldn’t have one at all. Who knew celebs were lesser than children?

>be me, europoor
>go in exchange to the United States of A
>group project with some peers
>"oh I'm sorry, I can't do my part, I have dyslexia"
>"oh I'm sorry, I can't present with you guys, I have anxiety"
>"guys sorry I won't be able to help much, I'm going through depression"
>"sorry I can't come to our weekly meetings, I have ADHD so I can't stand sitting down for too long"
I think 99% of Americans have a mental disorder.

I'm suprised nobody was going through a sex-change

>incel who wont leave his room for a week at a time disparaging celebrities for not wanting to be followed by crowds of people every time they do mundane tasks

Have sex.

>paying someone to wall your dog

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Americans absolutely love telling you about any overdiagnosed health problem they have

Their victim culture is incredibly stong

Project any harder and you’d be a Kodak. Again, but if two lesser unimportant celebrities delude themselves into thinking they would be inconvenienced like a pair of dumb fucks, they shouldn’t have gotten a dog.

Waldo’s dead, baby. Waldo’s dead

Have sex.

writing about a fucking dog of c list celebrities
only jesus can help them

>resorting to normalfag buzzwords
I’d say drink bleach, but eating a tide pod seems more your speed.

I can’t say this isn’t true. Everyone here is a narcissist and wants to be special, and the current way is through fake mental illness

I thought this Joe Jonas AND this bitch's dog died...

Just the dog? Fuck this shit...

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just take the car and go to some remote forest or something. I doubt people care that much for Sophie turner and one of the Jonas brothers

>dog runs on a highway
>freak accident

?????????

Are you perhaps a retarded person?

publicity stunt

Having a dog in manhattan is animal cruelty. He took the easy way out.

You should probably approach the professor at that point and demand bonus credit for having to carry the snowflakes, better to get the request in before the project gets graded

Makes one wonder why don't we automatically consider all these cases as animal suicide. This dog was clearly tired of living with these people.