The absolute state of Star Wars

Everyone shat on the EU for being amateurish fan fic writing, Well Nu-Wars is topping that with corporate fan fic writing.

EU was fantastic

Fuck that, does it still have a page about chairs ?

you're right, they're demigods

Miss me yet, faggots?

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Thirst quenchers they were not

back in the day it was mighty cringe

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EU was just a huge mixed bag, some absolute trash in there but some of the best writing in the franchise.

lol

May as well have Mah'C Donahds and Pe'suh The Hutt

loved force unleased 1+2 ngl

yes he was too powerful, but it's not really EU, just a videogame with alternate history

Not a single good thing came from the star wars franchise since 1983. How did it survive until now?

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memories n shit
I didn't give a fuck about it until Battlefront and I probably would never have given a fuck about it if there weren't any video games

lore buffs that want to document every piece of information

that's a lie and you fucking know it, kys baiter

No, it's you who is lying. Lying to yourself. The prequels were corny trash. The sequels were soulless trash. kys yourself rude shitposter.

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Not everything was mighty cringe, especially considering the really low budget.
It’s staggering how they pulled out a worse story despite having x10 of the budget for the brand.

Based chair bro.

the people who run that wiki are the biggest sellouts, ever.

you can't pay your brain to work harder user

>the movies are the only things star wars related to come out since 1983

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you're not gonna hate on Frank Oz though, come on

>he never played KOTOR, SWG or Battlefront

So much diversity.

There was great vidya in the 90s and early 00s.

Wookiepedia has been taken over by Disney employees. Those who used to contribute to the wiki for free are gone since Disney bought LF.

EU needed quality control and it was the correct decision to ignore that mess

Is this what constitutes as deep lore these days?

Ford being Jewish is sad.

Based and patrician taste

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Snoke's_slippers
I mean, it could've been worse, whole wiki is a definition of redundant

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inoffensive family friendly sci-fi franchise backed by a mountain of money
too bad every other sci-fi work tries too hard with the philosophical and grimdark themes for them to be appealing to general audiences so there is effectively 0 competition

what about it?

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That is how you know "social justice" is just a fucking joke, it's just the new cover for capitalism.

At least it was briefly entertaining.

How can Jews also be Nazis?

It’s just a fun way to sell soda at the new Disney land Star Wars attraction. Ignore the autist pantshitters

>make Star Wars: The Raid
>make Star Wars: Taken
>make a trilogy Start Wars: Mission Impossible/Kingdom of Heaven
>???
>take my money

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Rent free and cringe

Coca Cola is now canon to Star wars?

nice argument there meme boy

I do.

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Yep, all of this because of Galaxy's Edge.

>muh prequels
Just Say it already, RLM drone.

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>does Disney pay them
They pay Disney retard.

>you will never eat Palpatino's pizza

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>it's real
holy shit. we need a shoop of sheev as an italian chef stat

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This park would go bankrupt in two week, Disney GE was a much more clever way to go

>sci-fi with philosophy is trying too hard
>the absolute state
Science fiction is not meant to be just swashbuckling adventures in space
This attitude is why we have capeshit and the like now
Star Wars effectively started big franchises aimed at kids that manchildren wasted their lives on
There was no bigger message, no real point, it started as being an interesting piece of art but by RotJ things had already started to move towards being products intended to sell merchandise
Before Star Wars, science fiction (which Star Wars effectively is not) media didn’t need to dumb down to general audiences
Afterwards there was a change towards space operas, which are almost all extremely shallow good v evil stories
There were still good sci-fi movies after this but movies that would have been a success the decade prior like blade runner often flopped
The prequels reignited this and further demonstrated that the movies didn’t even need to be good to further this franchise
Most people have been trying to make franchises rather than works of art for decades now and Star Wars is the route cause
Don’t pretend you like science fiction of what you really like is whoosh pew pew laser battles in space

GE took one billion to make and it still isn't finished, alongside the fact that it's already a ghost town.

does it have the page on the most comfy chair ever?

It’s not a ghost town, it has been strategically depleted for guests enjoyment

> even diet coke was available
of course.

I wonder what she's doing right now.

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On her break getting banged by a guy in a goofy costume

Literally when did fucking Star Wars become about technicolor tumblr hair and not realistic dinginess?
Imagine how much better she'd look with her natural curly undyed hair and a much dirtier outfit.

you sound like this one guy i work with who refuses to call the Nintendo Switch a “relevant” console.

Shut up, nazi.

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It's real. Worst timeline.

I prefer the adaptation
youtube.com/watch?v=eYVdrwLEx1I

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Coca-Cola
>its real
what the fuck is this

Two beautiful women

Did you just assume their gender you fucking shitlord?

>He was a good friend.

That's a man, baby!

>it's a wookieepedia thread

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed

>was
According to this article I assume Coke no longer exists in the Star Wars universe

Fuck off shill.

These are just park guests. Not the casted park actors right?

They're actors.

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Lmao when u put it that way you really get a perspective of how bad it really is

Fuck, product placement advertising's gone too far.

Literally autists

What kinda alien is that?

>a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was coca-cola

I've always found Star Wars to be trashy.

Ixian

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Fuck i hate cats

>Large enough to accommodate Leia Organa's body
Every time

The tranny is not

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Neverpassin

that's because it is. Manchildren have just put it on a pedestal and pretend it isn't a derivative family sci-fi romp

Borderlands: The Rise of Skywalker

I want to kiss that girl on the lips, softly.

College I went to actually had an area with pepsi memorabilia and one of which was a 1999 r2d2 ep1 cooler. Was always neat to see it (and oh so tempting to steal).

Leland.

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But Han Solo and Chewie!
The Falcon!
Jedi mind tricks!
A Superweapon!
Classic lightsaber duels!
Practical effects!
X-Wings and TIE Fighters!
Villains like Vader and Palpatine!
New AT-ATs!
My childhood!!

-Gen Xers

No
You made this happen
You fat faggot
Glad your legacy is nothing but taint now

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It's really unbelievable how fast they destroyed the largest movie franchise in history.

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It was.

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>plastic bottles
YOU FUCKING MONSTERS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Video games.

>Video game is over the top
Yeah Sonic killed hedgehogs for me.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about the Coca-Cola Corporation™? They were a ruthless corprate entity which sold carbonated water with syrup in it. They first marketed it as a medicine and had hard drugs in it, much like those deathstick drinks Owen likes so much, and sold it to children and women. When the galaxy found out, the rebranded from a medicine drink to a beverage and no one was the wiser. They use their marking power to great effect, and soon people in the outer regions ended up drinking Coke before water, leading to a mass dehydration which killed thousands.

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>Mustafa
Was this drawn up before they had the final names worked out? I remember that was why a lot of people said "Corooscunt" instead of "Coruscant".

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>JUST GIVE US AN OT REHASH NOW, FUCK THE PREQUELS
>"okay"
>OMG THIS IS FUCKING GARBAGE WHAT IS THIS SHIT
The sad truth is, the "fans" never really knew what they wanted, and their "beloved" franchise died by their hands.

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I wonder if he uses the lightsaber hilt to dilate with

Phasma's book was pretty good though. It makes absolutely no sense for a spy to do that to their hair out of personal preference.

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she's so much hotter than Daisy Ridley

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>you were supposed to bring coca-cola, the most refreshing drink on the galaxy, not stupid space pepsi
>in my view, the taste and extreme quality of coca-cola, the best drink in the galaxy, is evil.
Now i get that scene

>Jar-Jar Log Flume

Have to admit, I'd go just to see that

YOU JUST KNOW

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Pretty good, but should have gone with obesity instead of dehydration

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starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Grass

i would let her use the force on me

it's not great, but isn't it still better to have some stupid backstory about why they sell coca-cola at some theme park instead of just selling it because it's coca-cola? hell it's gonna be overpriced themepark soda anyway so might as well play the part

Based Reddit Sithpost Saturday.

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Obesity is a problem with Coke for first world countries. In the third world countries Coke actually has had a hand in dehydration epidemic as the people their instead of purifying their own water are convinced to buy Coke products.

Which is awesome because it achieves the effect of a parasite without being an actual value transaction, its like a vampire machine we made that doesnt even move the blood it sucks

and they were a good friend

I don't really give a fuck about Lucasfilm but LucasArts was pretty fucking based

>In the third world countries Coke actually has had a hand in dehydration epidemic as the people their instead of purifying their own water are convinced to buy Coke products.
So Coke is now literally murdering people by selling teeth rotting trash to people who can't afford to buy toothbrushes..

No, people are drinking it instead of potable water and dying of dehydration with a belly full of coke

literal definition of breathtaking

how's that coke's fault? Unless their bribing the healthcare to not do their part and inform it's citizens of proper hydration

I miss Obi-Wan threads

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literally who?

The Star Wars wiki is only seconded by the Songebob wiki in terms of autistic detail.

Exactly.

Why is the wiki written in the past tense?

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jat_Kaa's_Coolers

yo what the fuck

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Because they're the ones who could stop it, and are the most capable and comfortable party in the situation, yet knowingly receive profit selling luxury beverages to poor cultures uneducated in nutritiom

what a beautiful girl

>a long tome ago in a galaxy far away

Gee i dont know

>appearances
lol

I love how every article is written in past tense.

>a long time ago in a galaxy far away

I miss the times when star wars was fun.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Elan_Sleazebaggano

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>Because they're the ones who could stop it
yeah by ceasing do business there (and leave it open for someone else to do it), not really a winning strategy for a company reliant on selling its merchandise.
It's the government who are obliged to take care of their citizens by providing them healthcare, not a foreign megacorp.

You made this happen. Driving him away to sell it to Disney.

I've seen a documentary where it shows a village in south america that doesn't have drinking water anymore because the coca cola plant dried up the local lake.

>Not a single good thing
WRONG
The prequels gave us the coolest sci fi ship of all time

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NUH UH, the prequels are bad because the fat guy on youtube said so!

Their governments are defunct and incompetent, user. I absolutely get what your saying that Coca Cola is performing their role, and African governments are not, but at a certain point you're just selling booze to native americans and watching them die.
Im saying yes we should colonize Africa or educate Africans here then send them back, though in a case like this we could also just have our government attempt to regulate Coca Cola's behavior in third world cou tries.

wiki posters can't distinguish product placement from lore
checks out

Would go

This is some Sony Pictures level shit right here

How the fuck is Coca Cola invented before Coca-Cola and in a galaxy far far away?

Because they'd give Disney $ if they did

that's just space Mi-24

I grew up with prequels and love them, zoomers will have sequels nostalgia in 10 years and shit on The Old Republic movies.

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starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sprite_(beverage)
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Dasani
BOTTLED
FUCKING
WATER

>Exar Kun ins't canon
>but Coca-Cola is

Witness the topping of his fully stocked and operational pizza parlor! UNLIMITED TOPPINGS!!!

Me too

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People who say this never played the games. He beat some literally whos, beat Vader because he underestimated him and jobbed to the Emperor. Nothing so amazing.

I don't understand Disney. The Original Series, the Prequels, and the EU all talked about equality among Jedi (and sith) in terms of sex/race/species. Yet the Nu Wars is all about EMPOWERMENT where every man is inept and every woman is strong.

lol good
They should start doing product placement in those stupid movies.

>HAAAAAA'LLELUJAH

literal trollface

be the change you want to see in the world. and by that i mean just make some threads
vocaroo.com/i/s0NjAjtfPOac

> Jat Kaa's Coolers has official backstory elements that, though not directly published for the public, are officially canon details that can be obtained verbally from cast members working the pop-up locations.

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a Hind D?

youtube.com/watch?v=RD4yGpk5Z4k

Does the anime bath wiki still exist?

>After a long day of battling droids during the hot summers of Tatoine, nothing beats drinking a cold Coca Cola™. Mmm mmm mmm... May the coke refresh you, always.

Why is everything to referred to as ‘was’ past tense in all of these wookieepedia entries?

>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

>a long time ago in a galaxy far away

...

Wait wait wait

Why are these always written as if they happened in the past????? Lmao wtf????

>but by RotJ things had already started to move towards being products intended to sell merchandise
You can thank Spielberg for that.

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a gong time alo and a alaxy fa fa a gay

chin mogged

Because a long time ago in a galaxy far far away is actually hell

A long time ago

I've complained about this before but I'm going to complain about it every time I see these tweets. Why the fuck do you think that you have to care or explain someones hair style or menstruation in Star Wars. FFS it's a science fantasy series, the small details literally don't matter because the story is told at a grander scale. Do these writers even understand or like the series?

kek

moonman?

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>"the drink was safe for humans to consume:
This is clearly written by the mobility scooter industry.

I wonder how Daisy feels knowing that cosplayers are better at depicting her character than she is.

>ywn grope and creep park Reys

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based fucking retard

It was cringe with soul. Might have been blatant fanfic with the biggest gary stu in the franchise but at least it gave us a fun hack n slash game.

Lol

Does high-fuctose corn syrup exist in the star wars universe?

Is corn farming heavily subsidized by empire like it is in the united states?

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kek

I’m an admin on lexicanum the 40k wiki. We don’t have articles on boobies and chairs but we still got a lot. We’re all just autistic fanboys

They do it for free

Based Jews playing best characters

Worst part is, i can totally see that commercial happening now.

I'll never forget how when they killed the EU and split the pages into the canon and legend sections how for the longest time every canon section would have a maybe a paragraph worth of text while the legends would have pages and pages worth of autism written up.

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I would drink that up. Question thoug. Why doesn't the bottle look like a deathstar?

And now...
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Canon_articles?from=D

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> that's just space Mi-24
You say that like it is a bad thing.

futuristic laser swords were always a great idea

I sure could go for an orb of ice cold Lonk Covk right now

What horseshit
>Portion of fans shit on prequels for terrible dialog, bad romance between two actors with no chemistry, bad production design for shooting digitally
>Portion of fans shit on TFA for being safe, derivative garbage that completely fucks over the plot of the original trilogy
>Most fans shit on TLJ for being autistic fanfiction that shits the bed with its own themes, destroys anything TFA tried to setup, and wastes more screen time with superfluous plotlines, characters, and dialogue
>Everyone shits on the sequels for the complete lack of imagination in ship design, terrain, world because they're all incredibly boring knock offs of ideas from prior movies excepting the worst ship every in star wars: super slow WW2 style carpet bombers
Yeah, it's the fans who are wrong. Faggot.

>we'll have one green alien milk and a Bacardi and Coke, my man

Dumb bitch I hate Star Wars but Dark Forces was awesome.

>giant galaxy-spanning space civilisation
>storing beverages in the one shape that makes them the least efficient to transport on ships, taking up more fuel AND adding greater risk of it rolling around and upsetting the weight distribution while in atmo
They've even got stronger space-metals, so they could totally have made cool alien-looking hexagonal cans that were still strong enough for the job and let you stack the things as close as possible on the ships.

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>it's a fun way to inject one of the most useless products in history into a fictional world
coca-cola exists only because of marketing, that's it. it's soulless flavored sugar water.

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This thread is giving me a sudden urge to drink an ice cold Coca Cola with lots of ice... What's happening to me bros?

The "fans" that autistically shat on the prequels with absolutely nothing to back it up were.
I guess that's what happens when you're 12 years old and want to a part of the cool kids club. You push a forced meme not even sure why aside from because everyone is doing it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ibkmh72_1pw

>You will never get to eat and enjoy maximum comfy at Dexter Jetsters 50s Diner

What is some shameless product placement kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=8lgLYGBbDNs

he has jewish ancestry but he's not full on kike though. iirc he isn't religious at all

You know, it really is astonishing how Hollywood has convinced society that actors and actresses are super hot, when in reality there are much MUCH more beautiful women and men out in the ordinary world. When I was going to school in Utah, a trip to the grocery store during peak hours would see at least 2 or 3 chicks who were better looking than any actress I've ever heard of.
This lady here is way more appealing than Daisy Ridley. She is probably just as good at acting too.

It's a children's franchise that became successful with peabrained man children.

George Lucas was smart enough to capitalize on that and Disney is continuing the tradition.

Nothing star wars means anything if it can't be sold to retards.

Mah man its definitely a deliverable sweet beverage. The marketing is absolutely huge but it is a product

>It was a good carbonated beverage

a product that anyone could replicate if not for intellectual property laws.

stop making me fall in love

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hUhisi2FBuw

Its funny because Hollywood would have you beluevw what you're saying is ugly, anti-social, and misogynistic, yet in the same breath will sell you makeup and pictures of models advertised as a revolution against the Hollywood norm

Then its copyrights, not only marketing, that does it. I would agree

It would have been in the best interest of everyone if the EU were revised with the fluff cut out. With the right people involved, a rebooted EU could have been something significant. Instead, Disney decided to replace the old EU with it's own, equally messy and particularly uninspired extended universe.

still, i would argue that nobody would give a shit about coca-cola in the first place if it wasn't shoved in your face all the time. even if someone could legally bottle "coke" and sell the exact same formula, i'm pretty sure everyone would just buy coke because the marketing goes beyond "we sell a tasty beverage," it's shit like "coca-cola will make you happy"

>We don’t have articles on boobies and chairs but we still got a lot
what is this supposed to mean

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mechno-chair
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Power_chair
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Repulsorlift_chair

you forgot this

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Most_comfortable_chair_ever_designed

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Is Rian actually autistic?

god I wasnt sold on it before but holy shit now its awesome

Could be worse. Doritos was invented at Disneyland. Having mexitrash chips in another galaxy where there are no mexicans is even dumber.

He's shitposting just like us. He's just doing it on twitter because that's where non-anons go to relax and shitpost during lunch break.

Hollywood runs on nepotism and incompetence.
The fact that a retard like this could ever get his hands on a franchise as big as Star Wars is proof of it.
Sadly, this kind of movies make money no matter what, so it will go on forever.

My sides

If Coca Cola exists in Star Wars that means a long time ago is actually in our future. Does that mean Star Wars is set in the Milky Way of the future and the narrators of th saga are in another galaxy even FURTHER in the future?

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Time is a circle.

That means Coca Cola was invented in the Galaxy, and somehow survived thousands of years and reached our planet.
We now carry the torch of extremely unhealthy space soft drinks. It's our duty to become a spacefaring civilization so the Cokespermia can continue.

>It's over, Anakin... I have the Vanilla Coke

Why? What are they doing besides running a wiki?

>I hate Pepsi. It's sugary and flat... and it gets everywhere that Coca Cola is not available.

Well yeah it was like 2 decades worth of books vs a year at most. What were you expecting?

Nowadays the articles are already starting to look more and more similar.

>Lucas
>makes deals with Pepsi
>Pepsi doesn't exist in-universe but Lucas gets large sums of cash to cover the costs of making prequels,
>Disney
>makes deals with Coca-cola
>Coca-cola exists in-universe now but won't cover costs of making TFA & TLJ because they're already made
What does this mean?

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This. People forget that in both endings, he gets fucked by the Emperor who comes out unscathed.

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based don draper

>Not a single good thing came from the star wars franchise

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It's only """in universe""" because it's at the theme park.

People are only spurging because it has a wiki page now, when in reality it's in the same boat as "castmember only" signs and styrofoam cups

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Why's that shaped like a grenade or thermal detonator? Should I feel unsafe having that close to my head?

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It's working.

>Disney is continuing the tradition.
Lol?

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Is this a joke?

>black spire
>it’s about a black spy-er

I have no idea who 90% of those characters are.

>like legends was any better with this: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_Claus

Why the fuck did Disney think it was a good idea to have their star wars theme park be canonical with the rest of the star wars universe.

Why is Disney so fucking anal about canon anyway?

>costume supervisor David Crossman revealed that Snoke was originally going to talk about his slippers in the movie, but the piece of dialogue was removed from the final cut.

>This article is about an Easter egg.
>This article covers a subject that was included as an Easter egg in a Star Wars Legends source and may not have been considered canon within the Legends continuity.
Meanwhile Coca-Cola existing in Star Wars is not an easter egg.

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What’s a russian gunship doing here?

Meant for:

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What

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because you have to do something to convince the autists to care about your products instead past ones that were much less autist-triggeringly incoherent.

To be fair, those are some nice Twi'lek titties.

Ah so this is where all the attractive women went. So hollywood is now like a literal fairy tale, where the ugly hobgoblin jealous bitches keep the attractive women in rags and in the background.

nice, and as for the white males, well, they're still there, but doing all the hard work behind the camera

They're being given the "Henry Cavill treatment" i.e. getting paired with women not his race and 1/10 his attractiveness

Check out the breast section in that star wars wiki

kek
People falling for the friendly corporation bullshit are fucked

Clone wars shows and games were good.

No, you're still shit, faggot.

and Hinds are one of the most based aircraft ever flown, so that's a good thing

Because it's cool

Tight lore is always better than "MAYBE it's canon! Until George says otherwise or something comes along to replace it ;)"

Meant for

>Tight lore is always better
Not at all, tight lore gives you shit like Disney Wars.

They're defensive because they know they don't own Star Wars so they have to force their shit down everyone's throat

The Force Unleashed was fun as hell though. I remember playing the shitty version on my DS and PSP during long car rides

>Coca-Cola was a brown carbonated soda with caffeine.

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Man, I wonder how that random pilot dude felt about being on a soda can. I literally remember him for two lines in the movie, both of which are delivered oddly.

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>star wars water and apples in grocery stores
>fucking sprite and coke are canon beverages now

At some point star wars and the real world will just fuse into one giant, merchandise-driven clusterfuck.

SHEILD GENERATORS BEEN HIT

>how can the one political group that took multiple loans from bankers who then triggered a massive war that killed millions of white people while jews got to be in comfy camps and given a state be jews
Yes I wonder how

No. Sloppy story telling gives you star wars. Tight lore gives you LotR

Tight Lore works fine when someone competent is behind it.
Star Wars is shit because it's driven by a bunch of retarded people who seem to have no consistent idea of what the universe should be.

>Why the fuck did Disney think it was a good idea to have their star wars theme park be canonical with the rest of the star wars universe.
Disney has a history of trying to make guests feel immersed in their parks. Part of this is covering up as much of the behind the scenes things as possible, like hiding maintenance buildings and giving guests nonsense excuses for why there're out of porg plushies that day instead of just saying the delivery truck was late. But another part is maintaining thematic consistency throughout portions of the park, so you don't see Cinderella chilling around the tower of terror while Gaston and Buzz Light Year have a nice conversation in the Japanese part of epcot. Disney however went full retard and decided the only way to have thematic consistency was to have it set in one time period, with one set of characters, on one planet no ones ever heard of, so why not make it canon while they're at it? It's the sort of thing only a boardroom full of out of touch egotistical suits could make.

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I think they genuinely believed people cared about the Resistance vs First Order bullshit so they wanted to make people feel like a real part of it.
But nobody cares. Even in-universe TLJ confirmed that the rest of the Galaxy doesn't give a shit about either side either.
People at a theme park especially just want to snap pictures of things they recognise and stand in line for themed rides.

It’s almost as if they value talent and it’s not a beauty contest based on your subjective preference...wow!

More important for an actor to look distinctive that attractive. Obviously both helps but marketing a million generic blonde thots would be tough. Daisy isn't terrible looking and she's distinctive. Makes her instantly recognisable.
Meanwhile in modelling every girl looks identical.

Disney does so much fucking OT pandering yet instead of making their theme park an OT wankfest(which would have brought in way more people), they base it off of their failing Nu-Wars reboot that not even kids care about.

>believed people cared about the Resistance vs First Order bullshit
Most people don't even know why the good guys are the Resistance now what the funk is the First Order.

>just read some gay books, goy
Why they fuck they thought Normie McNormalfag is going to read a book?

it gets worse, if the lightsaber building workshop is supposedly canon, then that means some junk scavengers were doing more to keep the Jedi alive than Luke fucking Skywalker

>a real life drink that is loved by humans is put in a universe populated by humans
>WAAAA STOP MAKING IT MORE REALISTIC I WANT IT TO BE AS DISTANT FROM MY SAD LITTLE LIFE AS POSSIBLE

You guys complain about literally anything. Are you mad when the characters drink water too?

It's hilarious really. A theme park is the one time nostalgiawanking is 100% justified and pretty much the reason people pay to go anyway. And they decided to set it on an OC planet with OC characters who aren't even in the movie.

the absolute tragic state of the few remaining rat shills

Rian Johnson, unironically, tried to prevent this

I'd say he succeeded. Thank to him, Lucas' Star Wars will prevail.

What talent does Daisy Ridley has?

Yeah, but the Emperor is literally the single most powerful Sith lord in existence. Kind of expected.

I really liked The Last Jedi, best along with ROTS and ESB

Can crack walnuts and shellfish with her teeth.

>Actually Ben, I'm a bigger fan of Diet Pepsi Crystal™. The drink of a true jedi.

Objectively prettier than Emma Stone and Daisy Ridley combined

>deez whyt peepo be crazy

To be fair, the universe is consistent, it's just not well written.

The story group knows how to write themselves out of holes at the very least

>Do these writers even understand or like the series?
No, no they don't

Have onions

>the universe is consistent

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>Hyperspace ramming
>Superman Leia
>Rey over 9000 power level

Even fucking Christmas special is better than TLA

The Force seems to flipflop between Light=Good, Dark=Bad and some kind of Yin/Yang thing where they balance each other depending on who's writing

>The creative process behind the bottles took over three years

LMAO, imagine how much money must have been spent on this.

We want MCU audience

>those literal brainlet "critiques" straight from tumblr or youtube comments sections
lmao, you have no taste at all

Those are valid critiques. Hand waving them as "brainlet" is an attack on the character of your opponent and doesn't answer the critique.

>somebody else shares your opinion therefore it isn't valid
I guess that explains why you pretend to like TLJ

What do you like about last jedi?

Buddhist

was it made in BBY or ABY?

ABBY NORMAL

But those same marvel bing bing tards hated the film since it was better than every MCU movie.

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Almost everything it was a breathe of fresh air. Actual directing, actual cinematography, injected new pathos and logos, paralleled the prequels and the OT. Visually took from not only the OT but the prequels.
It's pure pleb filter.

Last Jedi was a breath of fresh ass.

>a breathe of fresh air.
more like a breathe of 2010s air

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Bobby Lee was hot in that movie

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>The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but my passion for bold flavors and good service have never been stronger!
>In order to ensure security and continuing stability the republic pizza franchise will be reorganized into the first GALACTIC™ PIZZA™ CHAIN™, for a safe, and secure, family friendly pizza eating establishment

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