Ramsay doesn't know a good 'za when he sees one

> 'za
Based

its mozerella dumb ass

why isn't there more of it?

don't diss my italybros FAGGOT

Just imagine ramsay doing an episode of sneeds store

No it's Motzarelle

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Worst pizza I had was in Italy, all the talent left decades ago leaving behind weak men with their third born sons. Italy is such a disgustingly pathetic country of ugly layabouts that squat in ancient ruins like pests. I doubt they could make a single story building if their welfare checks depended on it.

i would eat that pizza

Your dough is shit.

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>'za
just say pizza, faggot

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>implying every pizza has to be covered to the brim in cheese
The absolute state of Amerifats.

>hates thick pizza
Bet he hates thick chicks too
Projects about what he can't get

Italians dont even eat pizza, they just autistically consume the same tomato based pasta dishes twice a day

Ramsay is fucking disgusting with all the spitting and throwing up and shit. What's wrong with this little troll?

Because not everything has to be heart attack tier just because burgers wanna die before everyone else

that looks like something from half-life

is there some physical law preventing mozerella from being spread evenly to cover the entire pizza?

at least we can afford cheese for our pizzas

what does this have to do with taste?

Fat detected

>implying cheap disgusting cheese making the majority of pizza is a valid standard
How fat are you?

What is with Italians pretending their cuisine is some ancient time honored tradition when it they all use new world ingredients or even worse are WW2 era dishes

what did he mean by this

what the fuck do brits know about pizza?

>they all use new world ingredients
No

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>you like more flavor and toppings
>must mean you're fat
So typical, like vagina thread boiling down to "have sex" or mcu thread boiling down to "cope"

Yeah ever heard of a tomato before you fucking moron

you could make it cover more of the sauce
there doesn't even have to be more of it; just spread it out

>Italian cuisine never uses tomatoes

>entire experience of global cuisine comes from fast food

Americans should be gassed.

I don't know, is pizza even halal? I guess without pepperoni or sausage it's probably ok.

>what the fuck do brits know about pizza?
there are more actual Italians (%) living in the UK than the US retard

For me, it’s the tomato. The best native European crop.

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Yea Forums should have a "flag" day so we could see what countries are spewing this spewege so we could life

There are more Italians in the US than Italy

what a low IQ post. because all of our italian-americans just forgot the cuisine of their ancestors.

the two cities with the best pizza (NYC and New Haven) are located in the US. Now fuck off you inbred

The worst thing they do is pretend that no one else in the world can perform the same physical actions that they do to make an approximate replica of a food dish with several common ingredients that can be bought almost anywhere on the planet.

As in they think there is a magical barrier that prevents someone in another country from making pizza. It's like europoors are mentally retarded.

>muh murica hurrrr allahu akbar
This thread is talking about pizza holy shit fucking kill yourself retard

Based. Tomatoes produce msg when cooked, that's why they are in curry bases, stews and braised meats spanning many different cuisines. Tomatoes are based af

based sneed poster

I myself am Italian and I love my country more than any other, but holy shit Italians are fucking annoying when talking about food. On Italian tv news they literally talk about le quality of Italian food like every other day non stop.

Pizza is about as italian as the fucking greasy fatass working your average food cart in Manhattan is god damn Euronigger
it got imported to NY from Naples and refined from leftover shit bread and sauce to an actual dish

Do you want a cookie?

I want you to go one hour without thinking about Americans.

No you fucking la creatura Americano, I'll prefer a Biscotto, thanks.

Honestly that pizza doesn't look good. Way too much dough and it likely isn't cooked that great.

>Japanese make better pasta dishes
>Indians make better tomato dishes
>French make better cheese
Is it finally time to call Italian food what it is, irrelevant?

Even if you think the pizza is fine I know some lards like grease, how can you reconcile that the Pizza he was served was the "thin" crust?

I'm a burger and unironically like this more

That looks like shit.

I want that last big mac to finally send your heart over the edge, lardo.

It would look bad and it would be disgusting you tastelet

because it was one size fits all pizza crust there not going to cater to every brit faggot asking for thin crust pizza

this thread reminds me of how arrogant and retarded brits can be

^

Made it myself. What do you guys think?

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He's way more chill in the british shows he's in. Americans like it when he spazzes out and swears at people.

yeah its just shows he can't handle the bantz and should stick to helping random fucks in france while whispering all episode

would you?

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calzone is the kino of 'za

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This fat

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It’s a line cook thing faggot

Uglee 'Zaaaa

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>Can't do it
Lol

they have to be over 2000 calories each, what the fuck

No but I might crumble some of the stuff up and use them as pizza toppings.

who else here likes putting pickles on pizza?

I've never tried it. What else is on said pizza? I could possibly be interested.

Based and redpilled, fuck american """pizza""". Frendly reminder Margherita was invented in Naples when at some point Margherita of Savoia (Italian former royal family) visited the city and the ingredient are same color of Italian flag: green (basil), white (mozzarella) and red (tomatoes).

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rate my pizza since we're on the subject

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my nigga

lettuce and beef

I just had it today. Best pizza I've ever had. Whoever thought putting all sorts of meats on a pizza and bastardizing it, is to blame for "American pizza" being what the standard is for pizza.

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that's my favorite but pretty please unfuck american pizza

>be me
>get pizza dough
>put on moderate amount of sauce and cheese
>put in oven for instructed time and temperature
>pizza still comes out with undercooked dough

what am i doing wrong lads?

No thanks

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why is there one right in the middle?

electric oven?

It's an objecitvely good pizza. The ones saying it's not are deluded fat fucks.

What do u mean, that's a tomato slice.

Jam packed to the shit with greasy cheese. Yep, it's an Amerifat.

no its a faggot thing, just say pizza you pretentious cock weasel with a low IQ

for me it's Dr. Oetker

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>having cheese on a pizza is bad

what the fuck is wrong with you Eurocucks?

yeah.

when i try going over the time, the cheese gets burnt before the dough is ready

Just give them their pretend victory, user. They really, really don't have much to brag about.

is the italian anchovy pizza different or is it acceptable to toss anchovies on the italian pizzas posted in this thread?

-10 points for not using 'za
-90 points for cutting it like a retard

I know it's a tomato slice. It's going to get wrecked when you cut the thing don't put it right in the middle.

Dough is too thick.

>t. FATfucks

Nothing is wrong with it you retard. When it's overfilled and too much, is when it's a problem. I'm also not European faggot.

>t. Fat with objectively inferior taste
Fat and absolutely fast food pilled

It's not even overfilled you fucking brainlet.

Holy shit, looks delicious!

Typical american "food".

Just make it big and cover it with cheap cheese. Truly amazing cuisine.

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Lol since when is pizza delicate cuisine, it’s fucking pizza

American cheese is plastic tasting garbage 90% of the time.

dude the cheese is not melted and the sauce is wet as fuck and the crust is autistically over puffed

that is not a good pizza, i see you tried, but seriously refine that more before insulting others

What are some Kitchen Nightmares where Gordan wasn't in the right?

>tfw have fake parmesan with sawdust in it

Yeah let me just hit up my fucking opium pipe and jame a banquette up my ass to prepare for my high class french five star mc fucking pizza you god damn boy molesting fruit

or jap food
don't even cook it! just throw the raw meat on rice!
throw everything and the kitchen sink on plain white rice!

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"tastes like plastic" is nonconstructive nothing talk

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>Americans like that

Fucking hell

Bro that pizza sucks shit way too much fucking dough you'll get FATIGUED eating that shit trust me I'm talking 40 years in the desert

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anime make you gay

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Italian pizza is ass, if it was better than American pizza more people would eat it. But they don’t, so it isn’t.

This.

thing that most people still forget that pizza is a form of bread, overdoing the toppings makes the bread experience shit. it's overkill.

everything has to be in balance.

I bet you never ate real cheese in your life.

It's okay, you are already gay anyways.

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agreed but some of the more plastic ones melt amazingly which is the one and only reason to use it in the first place. I wouldn't ever put it on pizza though.

The dough is important but that particular pizza has shit dough and A LOT of shit dough. Ratio is to be considered.

I'm sick of people forcing anime girls into everthing

>cheap fast food pizza = american

>high quality pizza = italian

I bet you never ate real pussy in your life.

>If it sells more means its better
American mentality is truly a cancer.

Unironically cheaper than good cheese.

>tfw a swede on /int/ was telling you about how his grandfather would submerge an entire wheel of cheese into cognac and leave it in their attic for several months
would it actually taste good?

Looks delicious, but I wouldn't eat it for health reasons.

because most on here actually think capeshit is good and that many people seeing it validates that is giving them like a free pass but we all should know that quantity =/= quality

It depends what kind of cheese but a lot of Scandinavia people have universally disgusting methods of storing foods through shitty winters

What's the best way to make good pasta sauce?

>all these subpar bread and cheese meals
true kino coming through

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>toastie
Fuck off

tell me more

>Quality over quantity
Based and redpilled.

>Pizza joint
>Doesn't sell garlic bread

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Pastanigger pizza is fart sniffing vegan tier shit, covered in leaves and other fag garbage. Real pizza is greasy and covered in meat.

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I would fuck it.

I've had some incredibly gay vegetarian pizzas in the states. I like to be bipolar and order an over the top carnivorous pizza with it so I can alternate slices.

Enjoy your stroke at 60.

Fast food tier pizza has truly brainwashed you. Why do Americans have such weak brains that are easily manipulated? Go clap in a movie theater.

>Mozzarella
>Vegan
Imagine being an USAnigger.

No, but it's a shame Rome went from a beautiful celestial realm to some drug cartel fatshit cesspool with skin as thin as their blood sugar

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>cowmilk better than puss

there are some spooky vegan cheese alternatives that hippies like

I will nigger. Enjoy gargling cabbage so you can live to 90, faggot.

>cheese has to uniform and completely melted
So you've never ate a real 'za?
Pizza Hutt brained.

I bet you were never in Rome. The only problem with it is that there are too many fucking tourists.

woah ur so badass dude

based and inconsistency that keeps every slice interesting pilled

Enjoying dying a fat fuck while eating a greasy fast food tier cheese pizza with shit in your pants because you lost the ability to wipe.

if you presented that pizza to anyone in naples they would throw it on the floor

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herbivore cope

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I guess if some people like pineapples then someone might like that. That's going to trigger 99% of the thread though.

>it's about the meat
>it's not about the overabundance of bread cheese and grease

>cheese and grease
quite good while really drunk to be honest

That's a watermelon retard

How are amerimutts not extinct

yes, another sweet fruit

why do europoors even try?

soon

we can't be killed because we're shapeshifters that alter our identities at will

You always choose the same identity: fat faggot.

Fried chicken is better in my experience.

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everybody likes fried chicken

we can change colors though

The pain is real.

I'll throw you on the floor

>good 'za
Translate for yuros.
Also
>That thing in OP pic
>Good
lol, good to kill you before you hit 40 maybe.

>burgers shitting on European food online
>yet every time I'm in Italy and see burger tourists in restaurants they are drooling and moaning like it's the first time they had real food in their life

Really makes you think.

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b-but I was a good burger in this thread

Do americans not have meat lovers pizzas? Are all of their pizzas really just pepperoni?

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Fibonacci pizza cut

>trips of truth
This but unironically. My dad has a colleague from Texas and he came here in Italy a couple of times per year, usually he brings his son, of my same age, with him. Once i cooked a dish of spaghetti with tomato sauce, basil and parmiggiano for him, and now everytime he came he want me to cook spaghetti for him, like i'm some sort of five stars ranked chef. He cum in his pants, and cant shut up how divine my fucking spaghetti with tomatoes are, every time he eat it wtf...again i'm not remotely a chef or something.

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please don't generalize, not every american is as uncultured as these poorfags who can't buy foods that isn't tainted by mcburgers

Cute

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>Mozartelle
I luv that guys symphonys

too many different textures and flavors

the dough is FOCKIN RAAAAW M8, yea?

i don't get people that think like this. i'm an american and making food is literally the easiest shit in the world. you can make a steak dinner in just a couple minutes for about 1/10th of what it would cost in a (((restaurant)))

Then the fucker shouldn't have come to fuckin america. Here bestestest pizza i ev4 tastet

I'm french and while our food is by far the best in the World, except for our italian brothers which I happily see as our equals, I deeply think that every country should be respected foodwise and even USA's ones have their perks.
We shouldn't fight about this, but rather share and educate. Food is worth more than blind competition.

why so butthurt though?

You can attach that statement to a silly picture but he's right. Also, if you live alone or with just one person, making your own food will make you fat because you always wind up making too damn much, which inevitably means eating too damn much (unless you're cool with wasting food).

>You can attach that statement to a silly picture but he's right. Also, if you live alone or with just one person, making your own food will make you fat because you always wind up making too damn much, which inevitably means eating too damn much (unless you're cool with wasting food).

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youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

This is what i call good pizza
So many flavors, so little time

>Comparing Japs and poo in loo food to Italian cuisine

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can I like all three of those?

What the actual fuck?
I cook for me and my gf everytime and no one of us is fat...mfw memes on amerilards are true.

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Based. Shoot every single animenigger in the head.

this looks like an abomination yet I feel compelled to try some

>p-please no fighting!
based surrender fags

I don't think it's edible

that looks like what literal pozzed faggots and male feminists eat in my country

this

>if fags eat healthy then I better eat fried wings & beer!

Other way around, you walking tub of lard.

go away Amerifat nobody eats fried wings in my country

Ramsey doesn't know a good restaurant when he sees one. A resto doesn't have to be sparkling clean, with quick service to be top tier. Some of the best places I've been were greasy shitholes, but their food was fucking God-like. Of course, it's a tv show, so everything is exagerated for effect, but even still, Ramsey doesn't know a good restaurant from his gaping wide asshole.

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>the virgin italian gourmet pizza vs the chad artery-clogging feast pizza

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>heh he didn't know how poor my country is that means I get to sidestep the point

seething faggot detected

>t.

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looks nice

looks like American trash food

I learned to cook years ago with help of Gordon Ramsay. I made his “english breakfast” for my dad and he thought it was abysmal. Who the fuck wants wet mushy scrambled egg paste? Otherwise his recipes are solid.

Nice choice of toppings, though I'd tear the anchovies and maybe slice the olives into thirds or quarters. Also possibly add some chili and thinly sliced red onion for a pizza puttanesca vibe.

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absolutely based retard

DA SECRET GABBAGOOL RECIPE ONLY TRUE ITALIANS CAN KNOW AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>heart attack pizza

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Wales is legit the most based UK country.

No we have it

>Ameritards ruin this masterpiece and complain about the original

>what a low IQ post. because all of our italian-americans just forgot the cuisine of their ancestors.
This is an example of Italian American cooking
youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I?list=PLiKEU27L-QWUm6gTECAeSiWSNt9dUOIga
Greasers are a blight on the Italian race.

Mozzarella and Tomato is the genuinely the best ingredient combination I've ever tasted, if I'm having them on their own or in a salad or pizza. Italian food is just the best, nobody else come close

>normally eaten with fork and knife
not really

Americans will be triggered by this

Italians are fucking idiots

Because it's still older than yours ;)

Try it you retarded fucking shit skin or europoor. You never will do anything kys.

>all that grease

If I needed that much grease, I'd go to a hardware store.

*slathers burger patties in olive oil*
*cooks each side for 30 minutes*
*places bacon directly on the grill, which catches fire immediately*

Beautiful
*makes a 1 foot tall vertical burger*

>doesn't understand what leftovers are

Is this what Americans do? They don't save food they don't wanna eat for later, they just eat all of it and feel like shit afterwards?

American, hehe.... more like american't

Why do you think they shop weeks worth of food at walmart and go back after a few days?

>europoors seething because they're too poor to afford whatever they want
Classic

I was kinda horrified at how expensive beer was in america

The problem with Amerifats is that they don't see fast food as the occasional treat food, they see it as a legitimate food in their daily diet. That's why they're ugly obese fucks and we have fats in the thread acting like their greasy disgusting garbage is a culinary delight. I guarantee the fats itt couldn't cook themselves a basic meal from real ingredients.

Retard, Arabic food is the best. Italy has good cheese though congrats.

based

How are Europeans poor? Europe isn't one country. Most Euro wages pay better than American wages.

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Biscotto and 2 bottles of red wine for me, grazie mille

Yeah I bet your pansy ass was shopping all the overpriced imported "classy" beers, fuck you. Just steal with your faggy manpurse if you can't afford it.

But user, I can't survive two weeks on bud light, I need belgian beer at 10% strength and up

seethe more faggot

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>cum from headless penis
I only get my cum from real uncut penises to be honest family

Natty Daddy 8%

$6.99 for a 15 pack

Not argument. You lose. Guess Amerimutts never learnt basic critical thinking. Answer the questions or kill yourself.

i would but by eating the little pizza on the top individually and then the rest
in both case I'll get greasy hands so I might as well not blend the flavors too much

Where do you think you are

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Excellent, i'll keep my eyes out next time

europoors will never know this feel

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The feel of the urge to vomit?

shitting on a plate is a matter of desire, not ability

>Disgusting looking pizza with cheese overflowing everywhere
Lucky Europeans

Based you can read their cope in responses too

>c-cheese is g-gross!!

Wtf is crem fresh?

obesity?
diabetes?
heart failure?
no thanks piggy

Well, putting 5 kg of cheese on a pizza is actually gross.

>One slice of pizza
>5500 kcal
Now I understand why the average amerilard is obese.

Looks like a coping poor person's pizza.

Shut the fuck up americanigger I bet you never tasted a real fucking pizza fagcunt. I can already picture you drooling and swimming all over the grease with your meters worth of fat stretched flesh.

You are a retarded faggot if you think this. A truck's worth of cheese doesn't make it good. Amerimutts will never get this.

You are not a food kinographer if you think this. I'm a chef and I diagnose you with shit taste.

Looks like a shallow bread bowl. The edge looks about to char but the middle looks undercooked and soggy. 3/10.

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Have sex

What will you guys do now that trannies identify as cute anime girls?

What will you do now that trannies identify as males?

that's old news. The anime girls are not

well what did you do when you found out

Already had it. Nigger

I seethed and now so shall you

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>people going full autist on fucking PIZZA
it's not some hard to make high quality food, it's fucking pizza
some tastes better than the other but they all look like shit and taste OK at best

Making a good 'za takes skill believe me I'm from 'go and you haven't tried 'za until you've had a 'go 'za

The dough is perfectly fine.
For the cheese "who is not melted" that's not disgusting American "mozzarella", that's why it look not melted completely.

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>bragging about being able to afford cheese
how fucking poor are you lmao

user, you are pretty sad to look at

based

Americans STILL seething over this hahaha

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Gordon Ramsey is the best chef in the world, so a fucking lot.

Because that's how it's properly made. That's the way the big boys do it. You don't have to like it.

>American reading comprehension