How are you holding up bros?

I have a crush on a girl I met but she has a boyfriend. I met her before without knowing this. Yet she openly flirts with me, gets super nervous around me and avoids me at times. Yet next day will randomly message me or I'll see her and she'll just give me the most gut wrenching smile that tears me apart. I'm thinking of just telling her I like her, risking whatever relationship/friendship we have cause I'm pretty sure when she says no I'll never see her again.

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Not great, not terrible. Just got redpilled on VARA copyright laws and "moral rights" of artists.

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I'm a 31 year old kissless virgin with no friends and a dead end job. I'm just waiting to die.

safe sex is great sex
should've worn a latex

Mid 40s. Unemployed. In constant physical pain. Recovering from long-term drug addiction. Unable to make friends due to my realistic appreciation of how horrible and evil people are. Severely depressed. Contemplating suicide daily.

Is is a sore? Does is hurt? Does it have a crust?

still alive in a body that feels purposeless other than a point to feel suffering through. can feel spirit becoming more affected by the corrupt nature of a dying world

just btfo some kikes in a thread so i'm feeling like based kino fpbp right now

I managed to get a gf. I guess I "took" her away from another guy. I had the longest crush on her and we decided to give it a shot. But thing is her old bf was richer than me and a semi famous streamer/YouTube fag. He wasn't super rich but he definitely made more than me and had better house than I do.

Now I just feel really insecure. I have the girl but I feel like she feels that she made a mistake. She doesn't show it, we actually have a good time together. Currently living together in a two bedroom apartment that's pretty small. In back of my head I'm just thinking about day she'll tell me she doesn't want this anymore.

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I'm doing okay. My life's a failure by objective measurements, but I'm fairly content with it. Already watched enough shows today so I'll probably play some videogames and possibly jack off with someone over Discord.

>two bedroom
cuck

Okay, that's pretty based.

We actually sleep in same bed though. The other is more storage/closet.

Name the ex, faggot

lmao 2 bedrooms 1 for you and 1 for her to fuck her xbf

Still trying. Luckily I don't suffer as much as before because of the rejections. Last girl who said no, I've almost forgotten. Not attatchment really works.
Wish me luck.

lol sure

>Does it have a crust?

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I lost 100 lbs but I also have enough muscle loss that I look like a Treblenka camp survivor

I don't want to risk people I know browsing here. I know for a fact I know some people. He's a twitch streamer plays video games like 8 hours a day.

It's important for diagnosis of the herp

ending it tonight

if he’s only semi famous then who gives a fuck. name him or you’re lying on the internet

I thought I had an STD. Huge itchy red bumps on my dick. Went to the doc and I had Scabies. I itched something fierce and scratched my thighs and dick til they bled. I had to cover my body in pesticide cream and put all my clothes and sheets in garbage bags til the scabies died

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jesus

Don't do it user, remember what happened to the SpongeBob pineapple poster? They said they just wanted to help and now they just make fun of him.

Things are better I guess. I'm seriously considering meeting up with and fucking a black guy I met on Yea Forums, but life is crazy, maybe I won't hate it as much as I hate regular life

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Once a replacement for the panda emerges then I will feel much better.

bro...how fucking dirty do you have to be to get scabies? did you literally never clean or shower?

Fucking opossums, I swear.

You could consider it a blessing in disguise, user
Abandon 2D and focus on reality

you're gonna miss the funny expressions daisy will make in star wars episode 9

Youre disgusting and deserve to die

Finally wrote my resume yesterday. I hope it won't take that long to get a job, though I'm still in uni for a year so I doubt I'll get anything good if I even get anything...

>semi famous YouTube

She doged a bullet and you know it, just keep fit (or I suppose don’t degrade to badly) and be spontinaitous then you should be fine.

I got it in college from living in a dorm. I showered every day and was very hygienic. Showering and bathing does not kill scabies

My dog found a strange mask floating in the water, looks to be Scandinavian or something

I am taller than her ex and in better shape. I don't want to sound like a fag either but I am better looking than him too. Thanks for advice.

I've been working in retail for nearly 8 years, three of which has been post-college. You can do better than me, user. I believe in you.

Sneed

haha

doing alright , making friends at work , Doctor says I am doing fine Just took the parents out for dinner.

give us his name you pussy

If it makes you feel any better I'm not choosing to fuck him because he is black, if anything despite he is black. But yes you are correct on both notes

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I'm sorry dude

i got divorced from a cheater and here i am getting mildly teared up at the end of The Hours when julianne moore admits to abandoning her children

trying to be patient, biding my time until i can move to my dads property and start working his farm.

my cholesterol is a tad high
work sucks and is unfulfilling
no social group
tfw no gf

Is it pronounced “NAR-OO-TOH” or “NUH-ROO-TOH”?

Get into AA or NA. Will help your outlook in recovery. Good luck lad

Fuck I just want someone to hang out with irl instead of calling random people retarded faggots

Vaginas are a dangerous place for penises

I don't want to dude. In all seriousness me and my gf are still hang in that twitch gaming/youtube "community" and if they find this fucking thread somehow we'll be more fucked. I don't want any drama.

My bipolar ex gave me oral herpes.
She was an escort and never told me. But I should've known when she told me she was featured in Hustler: Beaver Hunt.
My first breakout was awful but I haven't had one since, and it's been a few years.

Women only cause men pain, even when it's going well. I don't understand why you all get mopey over it.

I'm crushing on a girl at work but I'm too beta to make a move. Feel like it would only take 2 dates for her to realize that I have 0 friends and next to no hobbies other than video games and movies.

lol yeah that sounds totally realistic, incel. Today you lied on the internet to make yourself feel special, remember that forever. have sex

I'm tired.

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>make $1800/mo, can afford to move out and support myself
>live with mom to help her w/ bills, give her $500/mo
>all the drawbacks of living at home with your parents in your late 20's, and very few of the benefits
>mom just barged into my room without knocking while I was fapping
>for the past several years, 10 out of 10 times she would knock before entering (or knock and wait for me to open the door) for exactly this reason
>today of all fucking days she doesnt
I havent had the financial means to move out of the house until I became 27 and now that I have those means I'm unable to do so due to a combination of poor credit and wanting to keep financially assisting her even if I live elsewhere. I have one (1) friend who I can split a place with but not for months to come. I have a decent job with room for growth and advancement, but I still feel like everythings just getting worse again. I'm so fucking frustrated and lonely and horny

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KEK

I'm 27 and just want to know what it feels like having a significant other.

t. never been married or in a decade+ LTR

you're right, but we're programmed to want them. it's really our only weakness. and when they throw it all away for some old man at work, it does a number on your self esteem. before you thought romance movies were stupid but now you find yourself tearing up at the concept of lost love. the only way to stop thinking about women is to cut your dick off or lobotomize yourself, but those come with other side effects that aren't very nice.

>messing with women at work
Abandon that ship, user. Especially if you're in constant enough contact with her in the building. Trust me on this one.

Just jacked off to traps.
Going back to uni soon.
Got so much shit to do that I haven't done.
Feel like shit.
Smell bad.

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Get out in front of it. Joke about how you think you're boring and then offer to do fun things like hiking or tourist shit. As long as you keep her entertained and she's attracted to you she's not gonna care what you do in your down time.

have hobbies

>People are evil
Explain

you're being a good son. don't worry about if she saw you fap. it happens to everyone at least once.

You're missing out on spending your hard-earned money on bullshit and lies. You're doing fine.

I caught scabies in an old folks home in 1991, and to this day, I still get randomly itchy and I'm pretty sure it's muscle memory from that. Never let an old lady touch you bros

agree with this guy, don't shit where you eat unless you don't give a single fuck about your career path at that job or you don't have to rely on references from that job when you inevitably have to leave the place

simultaneously great and terrible. it's grass is greener, really. when you're in it, as i felt, as people i know also feel, it's work and you get sick of the person's shit and the sex can go stale and you want to fuck strange. when you're not in it, you want back in it so badly. the good part about being in a relationship though is it's easier to jump ship into another one because being in one gives you natural confidence, plus it artificially signals to other women that you're "valuable" even if you're just a piece of fat shit.

It makes dating tough, but just accept that this lifestyle is the norm across the world, and for much of human history. It is extremely efficient and often generous to do exactly what you are doing with your parents.

What absolutely moronic advice. Where else are you supposed to meet women, tinder? Please don't make me laugh by saying church.

this

what was her reaction?

hang in there, you'll make it

Excellent on my end. I am looking forward to the Blu-Ray of Godzilla: King of the Monsters

youtube.com/watch?v=paIkgA3QPiE

>Explain
Not him but do you live in a cave? How do you not see it all around you?

Literally anywhere but work, dummy. If shit goes south, good fucking luck picking up the pieces.

Has she done or say anything to indicate as such/otherwise?

The devil's digits

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Anyone else getting all youtube links looking like this?

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Stop enslaving yourself to some worthless old boomer. She had however many years alive to secure her retirement without having to destroy her son's life to do it. Find a cheap place, live cheaply and save, and get the fuck away from that dumpster fire. Have some self respect.

>laugh track

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yeah me too

>SO HORNY AND LONELY
>GODAAAAAMMMIIITTTT
>finally meet a qt who is just slutty enough to give me some
>actually have sex
>she actually cums
>she likes me and wants to spend more and more time together
>we fugg several more times and I'm actually starting to get better at it
>when we're not boning I hate being around her and just want to be left alone

Is it just her or am I permanently fucked up from years of frustration and loneliness?

Ive never been able to move out of my childhood room/house and if we're keeping tally then this is the 3rd or 5th time this has happened. I really wish I could be more selfish instead of being a "good son" at this point.

This lifestyle isn't completely widespread accepted in the US yet.
>It makes dating tough
Very. Admittedly that might make my opinion very biased on the acceptance of that lifestyle here.

when though

In case what goes south? Are you some psycho who beats his girlfriends or something? I've dated plenty of women from a ton of jobs and never had any issues when a date didnt work out or a relationship ended. If she's not some mouth breathing whore she will be able to separate work and personal life just like you can.

sounds like you just want to fuck and she wants something more

best of luck with that pickle

considering to dropout from hs

that's probably not as uncommon as you'd think. you should feel grateful things are even going that well.

my friend and i got asian hookers a few months ago--his decision at the spur of the moment--and now i keep going to the asian massage parlor nearby. i cant help myself. i could probably try dating but my self esteem is dogshit and frankly im in a bit of a patch where i have an involuntary disgust of women despite how easily i get on with them at work.

>when though
soon