I have a girl coming over for a date tomorrow I don't have many movies do you think this selection will be ok?
I have a girl coming over for a date tomorrow I don't have many movies do you think this selection will be ok?
Why the fuck would she wanna watch the matrix you autist
those look boring, just turn on the office or friends on netflix if you want to get laid
Man I have to be honest, unless you're really sure she's into that kind of stuff, those aren't great for dating. I personally recommend Return of the Living Dead and Re-Animator, those are at least interesting to many people and will actually give you two something to talk about.
t. have done what I've suggested a few times
Just watch The Princess Bride. Literally, there's not a single demographic that doesn't like that movie.
Watch Grease or La La Land. It will get you laid, and it’s musikino
Depends on the girl ... but probably not
>Return of the Living Dead and Re-Animator
Meh, dated corny effects. Turn on avatar or avengers if you want to get laid
>The Princess Bride
Too old and boring. Turn on silver linings playbook if you want to get laid
>Grease or La La Land
Grease is too old and corny. La la land might work if you want to get laid
yeah that should be fine. Honestly going with the animatrix is probably the best one out of those to go with because it has a bunch of different short stories so there will be more to discuss after watching it
>Turn on avatar or avengers if you want to get laid
yikes
>Meh, dated corny effects
That's part of the charm, many of these chicks don't know what practical looks like. They might not like the movie, but they'll enjoy it
Yes, put on cartoons for one of your first dates and actually think she'll want to discuss them. Dumb dumb.
While your enjoying all the "charm", she'll be texting the guy who will be replacing you after the movie.
The Notebook, every woman in the world loves that movie.
Reminder. [ L A I N ] is love.
No one watches movies at home for a "date" it's an excuse to fuck. Doesn't matter what you put on just make a move before the half hour mark or you will be a bitch. Hell you can put on a shit movie on purpose and talk shit about then make he laugh then fuck her while the movie plays in the background.
It's not about the movie it's about the vibe between you two.
yeah you should be golden bro
I don't think the OP is the kind of guy who understands that. He'd probably get mad if she started talking during the movie.
The serial lain movie would make her powerlines vibrate
No, no self-respecting man owns the fucking BLURAY of the first Matrix, ffs dude
>and will actually give you two something to talk about
>talking during movies
Nice
I didn't specify during or after.
that's a lot of not getting laiid core right there OP
But I specify you're a gigantic idiot AH HAHAHAHHAHAH
it just occurred to me that I don't have high expectations for women to appreciate good cinema
no
Fuck bros, he got me, tell my mother to make me some tendies
Show her the Animatrix and be like "I wonder if WE'RE in the matrix? like whaaat?" and then shove a few fingers in her snatch
OP I recommend "stranger than fiction," it's a relatively smart dramatic comedy with romantic elements that she might well enjoy, and you might have something to talk about.
chad detected
This. If you don't have a netflix account, start a free trial before she comes over, put some generic shit or anything really on, slide your hand down her thighs. If shes coming to your house to "watch a movie" she probably wants to have sex.
And Matrix wouldn't give you something to talk about later? Gotcha, you son of a bitch.
50 First Dates. Trust me
>give you two something to talk about
Reminds me of when I saw this movie with a date.
She actually picked it off my DVD shelf. This was before all that Fifty Shades nonsense that ripped off this movie. (I would worry about this sounding like I was bragging, but it also shows how long ago I was last into dating.)
If she's trans you'll be a-okay.
>lain
YAWN
watch the entirety of lain to see how intelligent she is
Lain is definitely a pleb filter but if you're just looking to bang put on some Adam Sandler type shit.
This man has never talked to a woman.
And you don't seem to understand
Based. I got laid last Halloween showing a girl Return of the Living Dead. I had weed though so that might have helped...
fren
Remember when people walking around wearing VR goggles seemed like some crazy far future nightmare, not something asshole zoomers did for laughs?
Based choice, showing you appreciate female filmmakers
Damn. Now I want waffles.
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>de hippie spacing
Just watch a harry potter kino
La La Land is cringe trash though, just like Grease.