Why is weed so lame?

I dunno user why don’t you explain this isn’t fucking Jeopardy you cocksucking reddit faggot

This. Athletes don’t use drugs like you losers wish

Weed is actually epic and made me more interesting

This. It's only good for anal sex and nothing else.

>at least drug A lets me forgo my dignity for the sake of people pleasing

I shiggy’d

>was seen smonking weed in his off-time after working his ass off to win a bunch of medals becoming one of the best swimmers and athletes of all time
>lol see weed can make you better!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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I only smoke it on weekends

Because it's a drug for the little bitches that can't handle liqour. Hence why it's less interesting.

There's a weird phenomenon where people who smoke weed frequently get obsessed by it. Not in the sense where they're addicted but it becomes their identity and it's all they think or talk about. I dabbled when I was younger and it really became an obsession where I would think of when I'm going to smoke next or think about situations where I was high with my friends or think of the state of legalization or how that guy supplied good weed while the other provided weak shit. I would think and talk about this stuff constantly and now always see it in others who still smoke. I wonder if this is documented in any research.

Anyway fuck thinking about this boring shit all the time. I prefer not smoking and living a life without considering or thinking about weed at all