Rich Evans is based. Change my mind

he seems like the type of guy that'd get a mail order bride but completely ignore it like the elephant in the room, just never acknowledging how they came to be together.

To his credit he didn't actually do that.

Well it happened on Twitch and I don't fucking remember when, and they sure as hell didn't upload it on youtube

It was funny b/c she did something pretty harmless, Rich responded in a really negative and mean way and she was hurt... But instead of apologizing, he just sat there with his usual smirk while the chat berated him and told him to say sorry. (she requested not to be on cam so it was literally just a shot of his face)

>What were they fighting over?
Can't remember, but it was really stupid and Rich overreacted

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he was engaged at the time

they did another stream a week or two later and he was overly nice to her the entire broadcast

>it was really stupid and Rich overreacted
Good to know he's not playing a character, he really is like that.

>high pitched fat fuck boomer
>based
no

OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD

Dawn of AAAIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSS

Based on what?

Based.

His laugh in unbelievably unpleasant

nice fanfic

holy shit, a standard and completely common human interaction. Incredible. Let's alert the Yea Forums autists who will never have experienced such a thing.

He threw the Raimi Spider-Man movies under the bus as soon as Homecoming came out. I will never forgive that.

Post it fag

The one good Raimi Spiderman movie is 2. 1 and 3 are both shit

Get a load of this hothead

He has a completely surface level understanding of the character, and thinks Holland is a better Spider-Man just because of his age. He's a huge brainlet.

youtube.com/watch?v=EqbUvHUcdao

it was around this time when she was on stream alot, but there was a facecam

especially since holland is not even a teenager lmao hes in his mid 20s

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He thinks getting the basics of the character and his world right is enough, but Raimi had a much richer grasp on the stories he was telling. MCU would never make something as kino as Spiderman 2.

At least he's with someone, unlike you.

Folding chable

a 40 year old playing lego games. jesus christ wtf happened to white people

agreed, 100%

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Skipped to a random point and she's preaching about democratic socialism.

only a mentally challenged woman would date rich yes

Rich Evans is defeatable.

yeah

a little later she starts talking about Saga, pretty based

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I still remember the part where he says his name and he has had sex.

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He is when he's working as Mike's muse, but that's it.

>Mike's muse
you mean his punching bag

Hello? Cringe department?

Rich Evens is like the quintessential example of the type of man that excelled at nothing his entire life, and got zero love from the opposite sex. When he finally does get a small bit of love from women, he begins shitting on virgins and "manchildren" despite the process of his very own evolution from manchildom to normal manhood being so slight to as almost be invisible. You aren't a normal person just because you got one ugly woman to suck your dick, you self hating self aggrandizing wannabe architect manchild fake laugh having piece of putrid shit. I hope you have a child.

I've seen Rich jerking off on stream. I don't remember which one though. Completely real. Gif related, but bare cock

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I skipped to a random part and she's saying state sponsored mass murder is America's status quo, and we're heading towards Starship Troopers facism.

found the incel

>I hope you have a child.
dude no they're both in their 40s you want more low iq redditors here?

>incel!!!!
found the incel

I noticed three years ago he had hair

He has the body of someone who posts here

I have found an incredible amount of extraordinary children come from less than extraordinary parents. I think sometimes kids see how retarded their parents are from a young age and work hard to overcome that.

that's a woman? I mean, really a woman?

He has the body of someone here that posts incel, manchild, have sex, etc.

Haven't ever watched RLM but what did he do that made you this mad?

I post here and I look like sean bean

Found it

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I voted for Bernie and even I am sick of hearing people fanatically preach about that shit

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Same.

Rich is literally only good when Mike is around to bully him into submission. When he discusses Star Trek or Star Wars with Mike he is 10/10. But on Pre-Rec he is somewhat insufferable

Unironically what I said - shits on manchildren and virgins who get angry at pop culture or overly excited about pop culture despite being exactly that himself. I hate hypocrites and I also think he has shit taste in movies. Fuck Rich Evans.

>I voted for Bernie
no you didn't

this is the average Yea Forums user

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>mfw Sharpe was only 5'8
I guess theres hope for some of us lads.

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A femanon? Impossible. Must be a tranny

Kek

>Eldritch flirt
>pre-hrt

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I speed read man, I'm sorry

That sounds better than the time Jack said the N word on stream and tried to cover it up.

its cool dawg but that can get you fucked in school.

>the try-hard makeup
yikearoony

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

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>Vampire the Masquerade alt
seems pretty based actually

Rich Evans is the best part of RLM.

>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.
he's my hero.

I have voted for Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul. I'm one of those radical centrists. *pauses as I blow your mind*

AIDS "The Skinhead Who Makes Blacks Dead" Moby

I feel like his whole situation would be better if he could say nigger.

cringe

>"Shit yeah nigga!"
Jack was always based

Dunno about that one but youtube.com/watch?v=zkzepuvmc9U
reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/8w5wo3/get_that_shit_ni/

I'm skinnyfat

Anyone have the transcript of him saying Rey needing no training good? That one's a riot.

You give them this much amount of thought? God dam you sound like the autists that defend them.

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who made you the expert, you think you're so great eh?

Why does it look like that those people always marry the female version of themselves?

pasta

heated gaming moment

go to bed rich

>Says something funny, laughs, repeats what he said while laughing
Why does that always crack me up.

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We stopped killing each other with metal objects, the weak were allowed to mate, etc

huh? that isn't rich. i'm confused

Does Rich actually like Stranger Things or was this just part of the Jay gag?

notice how they dont discuss stranger things anymore. because that one video was a paid ad.

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Jay talked about it on twitter and said the second season was bad and lost interest. He seems to like the third so maybe they will for ya, user

These fags are inhumanly ugly and spend their adult lives - Mike is 40 btw - watching puerile Disney capeshit every opening weekend and singing its praises to their manchild audience
They are Peak Reddit and it’s incredibly fucking embarrassing that anyone with more than a passing affinity for film would give them the time of day, let alone listen to them prattle on about children’s movies and donate to their patreon

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>she requested not to be on cam so it was literally just a shot of his face
That’s bc she’s ugly. Rich’s wife is ugly. Fat and ugly. Everyone these manchildren interact with is fat and/or ugly, usually both. They’re losers. Losers with shit taste. Fat, ugly, tasteless losers. It’s pathetic
You will literally never, ever have sex. Deservedly so. Have a lonely night

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she looks like that gamegrumps dude

rich evans spiked my drink and had me tied up in his closet for weeks. he did unspeakable things.

lucky

REDDIT
LETTER
MEDIA

the thought that i've maybe accidentally interacted with 'people' like this is truly disgusting.

They really are hideous, damn. Shit criticism, too. Guess they really are proof that dipshits will watch anything if YouTube recommends it

Damn, Egoraptor looks like THAT

RETARD

underrated grandpa response

what's your point? Rich isn't a looker either, so who cares if his wife is ugly.

You're probably fat and ugly too but can't get with anyone.

they are living the life they want, and probably have a lot of fun. if you could be in their place you would. so shut the fuck up, stop being a faggot, and do something with your life.

based
>*pauses as I blow your mind*
cringe

RLM is shit. Change my mind

>oh my god reddit letter media!

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I can't. He's fucking based.

SEETHING rlm cuck lmao.

I’m a wealthy attorney in top physical condition who fucks twenty new girls in their early-to-mid twenties biannually. I still find time to watch better movies than these fat, ugly, tasteless manchildren. They’re entire lives revolve around watching movies and they choose to review marvelshit; what’s worse, they can’t stop recommending it. It would be genuinely funny if it weren’t so outrageously pathetic

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Can someone explain to me why people watch this show? It's some of the least entertaining content there is

twitter.com/jessithebuckeye/status/1154788882615078912

what did she mean by this?

Watch a pre rec stream

If I had to wake up next to this hideous goblin I'd be looking to start fights with her too so she'd fuck off.

lol

wow, not only are you making shit up (because the person you described would not be here having this conversation), but you are also a fat fuck who is trying to pass off his morbid obesity as muscle. how pathetic

It’s incel NEETs who desperately want someone to validate the fact that their media consumption revolves around Disney capeshit aimed at pre-adolescent children. That’s it. They’re not funny, insightful, entertaining, or discerning. They just validate wispy sexlesss losers who want someone to tell them that Disney capeshit is worth watching

They’ll never review a Best Picture nom that isn’t Black Panther or memeshit like Get Out. They aren’t film fans and neither is their audience

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Who?

your lack of argument proves i'm right

Silence, Virgin. The adults are talking here

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> Rich's Fast Food Review never ever ever

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HITB is so boring now. Mike and Rich talking about starshit, Wheel of the Worst, and Black Spine are the only good RLM content anymore.

>RLM content
>good
Lmao. Cringebeard spotted^

kek, as if those are real accounts.

>Living in a world of delusion to own the non-basement-dwellers
Nice, m’lord

This. Fuck, Mike couldn’t even help himself, the fat failure recommended Captain Marvel, the worst received MCUshit in half a decade. There’s no floor for these “people”

>the worst received MCUshit in half a decade
Maybe if you live your life on Yea Forums

holy shit you're cool

God damn I want his ass so bad

If Mike and Rich released a commentary track for every episode of Star Trek I would die happy

you excited for your first day o high school? don't worry buddy, it seems scary but it's really no big deal. you should get to bed soon.

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No, I mean objectively. Find me recent MCUshit with a lower RT/IMDb score. You can’t, because it was the worst received in several years - except for Ultron, the worst since 2013 lmao - and he STILL shilled for it because they’re manchildren with zero taste. As are you, fag

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Warwick Davis?

Calm down, Virgin. I’m a successful attorney - see pic related. You’re a mealy-mouthed dipshit who watches fat losers opine about Disney capeshit. You’re not coming out of this ahead

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you should get off the synthol fatty

>black panther better than real movies according to RT
>still taking RT seriously
People like you aren't real people.

>Needing to flex this hard on the internet because of how meaningless your own self worth is and having no social group
Y I K E S
Become a YouTuber already and leave us alone

That’s exactly the point, moron. With all the force of wokeness behind it, Cap Marvel was STILL seen as a mediocre letdown by pozzed, ideologically compromised critics. Think of how bad it had it had to be for them to admit that. And Mike still recommended it for his manchild audience, because he will gleefully gobble down anything Marvel shits out, opening weekend, like clockwork. How utterly embarrassing

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>2017
>larping as if you are a rich guy already
>all you did was pass the bar
>probably don't even have a fucking job

>You’re owning us so hard that it’s embarrassing - f-for y-you!!
Lmfao. Priceless

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b ased

I passed the Bar more than 3 years ago, I’m salaried at one of the largest firms in the state right now. Will likely make partner inside of 2 years. Cry harder

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>Fucking Wonder Woman considered a Top 10 film of all time
>Captain Marvel considered shit and the worst MCU flick in years
Hahahahahaha how can anyone defend Mike at this point? He’s worse than the sõylords

RLM fans are Reddit, and Redditors have no shame. They probably clapped when he recommended Captain Marvel

Rich taken on his own sucks. BUT he serves as a better foil for Mike these days, and Mike is the only member of RLM that makes any kind of intelligent or original point anymore. He gets Mike going and that is all that is needed.

>Mike
>Intelligent
>Original
Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha oh mann this just keeps getting better. The dude was shilling Captain Marvel barely 4 months ago, find a better fucking friend simulator

RLMfags are the single most embarrassing fandom on this board, bar none

This, on his own, Rich Evans is a completely unbearable faggot:
>morbidly obese manchild
>always wears comic shirts, but cant answer ANY comic question Jay or Mike have
>has a video game show, but says stupid things like 3D mario games shouldn't have controllable cameras and is blatantly bad at video games in general
>thinks being a cynical, nitpicking autist is the same as intelligence
>flat out didn't understand basic character motivations for Civil War despite being a huge MCU fan
>"AAAAAAAAIDS'' and ''OOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD'' are his 2 catchprases which are not only forceed but fucking makes your ears bleed and its close to autistic screeching dumb levels of humor
>starts REEEEEEing when chat constantly BTFOs him
>nostalgiafag who only likes shit from his youth
>has an obnoxious "I fucking love science" attitude
>can't pronounce words
>meme laugh
>actual plebbitor
>confused by Yea Forums
>has a goblin fiance
>allows Mike to bully him on a daily basis
>only ever funny by accident when he fucks up and gets made fun for it, his real sense of humor is "lel so randumb XD" tier
>claps at the end of films
>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
>autistically rants about mustard
When did you realize Rich was actually worse RLM and is the embodiment of amerifat retard? He's endlessly entertaining as the meme version of himself but turns to pure cringe after you realize he's a real person with non-ironic opinions and not just le laughing screaming funny fat man. Finding out that he's the biggest fedoralord in the universe ruins the magic, typical fedora tipper. Euphoric beyond belief. Thinks he's smarter than everyone else but can't ever give reasons as to why. Rich manages to be both an embarassing nerd and seemingly have no real input into the movies they're talking about and is only there because he's Mike's friend.

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>got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
sauce

Pretty good, but don’t pretend for one second that Jay or Mike have even an iota more insight, taste, dignity, or credibility. They’re ALL ugly dipshit manchildren who ignore every meaningful film to come out in favor of glorified toy commercials which they cream themselves over endlessly

at first I enjoyed him but with time he really grew into an asshole and even his signature laughter has became annoying and I literally have to mute him when he does it

More based than Jay for sure.

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Doesn't even matter. Patreon money is basically a paycheck. Wtf do you mean by "caught" lmao are you zoomers underage and have never worked a job?

Would you?

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God I'd love to fuck both of them

Haha, you know that archives exist right? Dumb larper.

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Why did they shill for TFA?

Yeah, if he shaved first

I would do rich and the fat chick, but absolutely wouldn't do the dwarf.

Sack Squatch

>i can't remember
>i dunno
>what was it about again? it was dumb either way

you are full of shit

They didnt want to get James Rolfe'd

For money.

look at those eyes that forced half smile. he's dead inside

>>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
lul

I grew up in Wisconsin and know a ton of guys who ended up like Rich. I'm on the East Coast now basking in my sleazy glory. Goodbye midwest fat rednecks! (This post has been sponsored by Reddit.com)

The more you watch their other content, the more their behaviour will make sense. They are actually consistenly aweful movie critics. They like to get high and mighty about how much better they are than others and do these endlessly long fake podcasts, but at the core of it all they are just the exact same. They are grade A hypocrites . And pretty lackluster movie reviewers in addition.

You can pretty much predict exactly how they are going to react. The only thing they are good at is detecting a bandwagon starting to roll, so they always jump on it the first chance they get, and if they can't get on fast enough but sense potential for an anti-bandwagon, they will try and start that. That is exactly what they did with TFA. When the wind started turning after TLJ and fans suddenly hated Disney again, they turned right around and "admitted to their mistake" to get onto the bandwagon nice and early while people didn't realize whether the "love it" or "hate it" faction was going to win out yet.

They are good social manipulators, I will give you that, but they pretty much just say what ever will get their audience nodding, and they know how to make a tear-down entertaining whether substantiated or not. In that regard, they are just the edgy """high brow""" mirror image to all those shill-casts they like to mock.

And they do that with every movie, not just Star Wars, I got sick and tired of them real fast. The more I watched of them, the more they reminded me of the higher tier corporate bullshitters I have encountered in large companies, you know, the type that don't just rise through hot air and convincing other bullshitters, but that can hide their unsophisticated behind sophisticated wording. In the end, you develop a nose for that nonsense anyways. RLM are the same, beating dead horses and unsophisticated "criticism" hidden behind nice wording.

He's the kind of person who knows what the dunning-kruger effect is, but probably shouldn't be so hasty to diagnose it in others. He also does that thing where he suddenly "doesn't care" the moment he realizes he's wrong.
He's not a bad guy and he's pretty entertaining most of the time, but he can get pretty annoying after a while.

If Rich is based what is Mike?

why do you fucks watch these people play video games what's the fucking point?

Imagine having to prove your self worth on Yea Forums

a bully

>Mike, Rich, Jay, Jack
This is the best botw lineup.

People who passively enjoy RLM: I like these guys, I enjoy this content

People who have watched every video RLM has ever uploaded plus every one of their streams: FUCK THESE LAZY HACK FRAUDS THEY ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS NO TALENT FAKE CUNTS

>letting your wife talk back like that
Don't you americans have belts?

This is fairly accurate except that their wording is puerile (deliberately) and nobody on earth considers them ‘highbrow’. The closest they get to award films is Black Panther

this.

how in the fuck do you post 82 thousand things

same happened to me except he just made me watch Major League on repeat the whole time

don't forget you're here forever

Your point?

I just think it's a funny contrast.

I'm more confused why they dismissed the EU so lazily or how they blamed the setting for TLJ's failing. The EU has plenty of evidence that the setting is far beyond just TIE fighters and X-Wings.

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Because people see unattractive feature in themselves and find those in another person and think, well maybe I'll have a chance since they're like me.

t. ugly person

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>have sex posters are now unironically uploading pictures of their arms and whore finder accounts

excited to see this meme evolve

Source pls!

He married his mirror image

>proves self
>admits to buying a jaguar
he is proving a lot about himself...and its not good

He literally only exists for Mike to bully him and also for Mike to have someone to talk to Star Trek about. He actually seems kind of insufferable otherwise, from just about everything he did on Pre-Rec.

Mike and Rich talking about star trek. I don't care if their predictions are always wrong it's the best content they make.

The best of the worst about the star wars holiday special was pretty good

I can take cynicism and it's probably a good thing considering they tend to only review shit as it releases.

Jay on the other hand does make some good observations but he's like a slimmer version of Harry Knowles that likes anything he sees but not bought and paid for, which I would be fine with if most of his points are not just flat out fucking wrong.

cute

KEK

You guys are wall texting over a youtube channel that is filled to the brim with; fart, diarrhea, juvenile gay jokes, and non-stop slide whistles, etc? How retarded are you? Did you faggots write a book analyzing the Teletubbies?

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even rich evans had sex, what's wrong with you incels?

>owning
reddit is that way sir

>flexing
>jaguar
nope.jpg

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She can be fucking annoying though and amazingly dense.

I don't understand why Nostalgia Critic gets shit for skits but these guys don't.

>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
I don't know why people bother with the rest in the pasta. YOU CAN ONLY POST THAT and the rest is really meaningless. And before anyone ask ,THIS ISN'T FAKE. it's from a pacman prerec episode.

I dislike Rich Evans mainly for his voice. He's the only youtube personality with a more grating voice than Jim Sterling.

its pasta you dumb newfag redditor. go back to rlm subreddit

>they are living the life they want
Bullshit. Mike & Jay both wanted more than this. They used to fancy themselves as filmmakers. In a way they’ve held each other back. Rich probably is happy with his life because he never had any aspirations of making it.

Damn that's almost as bad as the time RIch started masturbating on stream while Jack sieg heiled

>But instead of apologizing, he just sat there with his usual smirk while the chat berated him and told him to say sorry. (she requested not to be on cam so it was literally just a shot of his face)

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she looks like timothy spall

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>accuses people of being redditor
>reads wall texts about edgy shows

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is that thing on the left a woman?