Let's get a good stoner general going

Watched Evil Dead 2 with a friend and some good weed last night, shit was hilarious, highly recommend

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It's better than you think.

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This show is underrated as fuck

Fuck off you insufferable homo. Weed does not need to be discussed

best film I've ever seen stoned was master and commander. it's like I was on that ship man

DUDE WEED LMAO

just bought some pineapple express

movie for this feel?

You have to be 18+ to use this website boys

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Videodrome and MxC. Super comfy.

Nothing except faggots like you who pretend like you know how best to live on an anime image board

Speed Racer

Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requium

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

The Running Man

Scarface

Minority Report

imagine being both an autist on Yea Forums and someone who looks down on people who improve reality with chemical substances lmao

Just hit a dab now I’m watching xQc on my laptop and livepd on tv

pure kino

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>tfw either get completely absorbed into kinos when high, or see how fake everything is and how everyone is just acting

dude hes made of weed lol

Its actually terrible. Good sitcom is the George Lopez Show

i like watching star trek.

same. it's a fine line. same goes for video games. on LSD i've both had some of the most amazing immersive experiences and also deconstructed it so much that i couldn't even enjoy games for awhile.
there's also the line of making yourself too stupid

FUCCCKKKAAAAHHHHHFUCKKKNOOOFUCKK

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What a repulsive person.

this. it's pretty relaxing so it's good for anxious autists like me who might get freaked out while stoned

go fap to loli

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weed makes you a lot more sensitive to how authentic things are. seeing how fake everything is is probably just indication of a bad film

IMPRESSIVE

nah, i've had highs where i know a movie is great and it doesn't even matter, i'm just fundamentally unable to play the game. you can have the greatest actor in the world and i can't forget it's them reading lines on a set no matter how amazing and authentic and soulful etc

It's weird. I don't smoke weed, but I like a good number of stoner films.

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S2 of Sopranos can be super comfy

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does smoking high thc cartridges take longer to cleanse for a piss test?

I've heard that the answer is yes because it's a THC concentrate
but don't quote me on that

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Pot is so overrated, if you smoke strong pot then it just makes you super paranoid and tired. I'd have a beer over pot anyday, cheaper too.

DUDE
this thread would somehow be less cringe if OP is underage

I'm not a stoner and don't care for stoner films, but if I were to watch a movie while high, I'd go for something colorful and/or with a really good soundtrack.

It really sucks because practically everyone I know smokes and I have to watch them enjoy it without me.

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Not gonna lie, this is great thing to do whilst high.

weed makes me alert and happy. alcohol makes me tired and depressed

smoking weed is unironically gay

Well I smoke in my car every time before going into the movie theater. Did it about 47 times or so for alita battle angel.

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GODSPEED SPIDAMAN

Koyaanisqatsi
youtu.be/i4MXPIpj5sA

based, I downloaded all of space ghost and aqua teens, when I don't know what to watch I pop that on. adult swim is the shit

got weed and dabs im so high right now

why is weed so lame?
it makes you less interesting and more lazy
at least alcohol turns you into a daring hyperchad for a few hours that people can be amused by

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>tfw addicted to weed and everytime I run out I switch to alcohol and fuck myself.

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I was planning on taking 180 ug this weekend and seeing "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood". Should I wait until the peak is over, or dose and head straight for the theater?

should I get a sativa or a sativa dominant hybrid?

Sativa dominant hybrid. You want a bit of indica for the muscle high but mostly Sativa is the way

you shouldn't get anything
weed lowers functional IQ

they don't have one on Yea Forums, why would there be one here?

good. I'm a high functioning autist with an IQ of 136 and everyday is pure pain

fuck that

Nah I'm charismatic high and when i'M drunk I act retarded

no you just suffer from Dunning-Kruger syndrome
post your papers from MENSA and your doctor for diagnosed autism

youtu.be/yn7U1KIGeuQ

All day err day but haven't smoked in 8 months because medical bills. In that time it's been decriminalized and docs vet the patients so that now every mother fucker is on cbd and every car smells like super dank.

Life is a fucking cruel ironic bitch goddess.

>DUDE!! WEED!? LMAO
lynching should be legal for these abominations

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

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or turns you into an asshole ..fine line

fpbp

>”it makes you”
No it makes YOU

anyone here use empiremarket?

Mandy
Too Old To Die Young
Legion

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was thinking of doing acid and watching mandy

Weed and ket with kino is kino

Watching Seinfeld

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If you really want the gig don't leave it to chance and buy dehydrates piss. It's not an exact science completely polluted with disinformation ranging from test type, thoroughness, whether or of he employer cheats questionable results and the list goes on and on.

Ironically it's the only drug that a piss test ever catches because everything else metabolizes in mere hours unless you literally smoke crack in the waiting room.

>Favorite movie
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
>Favorite show
Mr. Show

I save my episodes of Legion for my weekend joint.
only a few puffs before the show, for exactly these reasons
This
People need to take smaller doses

Why watch movies while high when you can listen to The Doors instead?
youtu.be/EDbQ7zyEp2s

>does a hair test instead
nothing personal wagie

Russian Ark is a great movie to watch while high

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Weed is for kids, real men sniff their own farts and get high

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Do they smell like turds in the wind?

the best show to smoke some bud and drink a beer is californication, try to debate me faggots
absolutely comfy

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Actually it's a really good indicator if your hiring manager wants to go the extra mile like that to run away.

just drop it and then head there

why?
I wouldn't want an employee with no respect for laws and that contributes to more illegal drugs being made by violent shitskin gangsters in South America