>male character has nude scene
>you can see his frickin' wiener
>start laughing uncontrollably in the cinema
Male character has nude scene
Jace Barnes
Cooper Ramirez
>characters kiss
>have to worry if parents will walk past
Colton Lopez
>black person comes on screen
>start laughing uncontrollabley
Matthew Harris
>sex scene comes on
>father starts raping me
Brayden Garcia
>credits roll
>get up to leave kinoplex
>pour pepsi all over seat and floor and into my popcorn bucket
>throw bucket at screen
>throw empty pepsi can at mexican family two rows down
>drop my pants and take a shit on the floor
>for the grand finale, pour gasoline all over everything in the vicinity and strike a match
>mexican family is immediately immolated
>mexican woman screams for god to absolve her of her sins
>mfw the police immediately find out that i started the fire
>mfw i have to spend 600 years in prison with no chance of parole
Blake Anderson
This thread is proof that frog-posters aren't funny
Landon Jackson
t. only started hating frogs when the chads on 4chins also started hating them
Henry Gray
I laughed at all of these. Apologize
Logan Gomez
Based
Caleb Murphy
>listen to favorite songs
>pretend it's me who made the song
>imagine that my imaginary gf (usually my Waifu in whatever current show I'm into) comes rushing to my work place to tell me that my song is finally about to play on the radio
>turn the work radio to the channel playing my song.
>all coworkers and clients are happy for me and congratulating me like I finally made it. all are mirin my song and me
>actually have no musical talent
>clients are actually just customers since I am only working retail despite being 30
>haven't had a gf in years and I'm actually scared of having one now since they would make me go out and stuff
Samuel Smith
>sex scene or characters kiss
>mother always comes in at these scenes asking if I have any dirty clothes here for the washing machine
without fail niggas, without fail
Easton Sanchez
>listening to music
Luis Cox
Nah, they're hilarious and you're a buzzkill.
Samuel Collins
>listen to instrumentals of favorite songs
>pretend I'm showing people music I am currently working on
Jaxson Russell
You're not funny either
Julian Gray
I don't get her face, what does she mean by that expression?
Michael Walker
Nathaniel Diaz
>watching some kino
>a character says "nigger"
>I whisper "based and redpilled" out loud in the theater
Aaron Gray
Wagie STILL has to clean it up
Cameron Murphy
She's massively dissapointed at the size of your dick and has decided to leave
Adrian Gomez
>nude scene or sex scene
>Parents and siblings look at me and laugh despite most of my siblings being younger than me
Jose Cruz
I will never not laugh at a frogpost and I genuinely appreciate the lads that make them