>Someone is offering us an alliance
>Let's attack them because iron price
Was it autism?
Someone is offering us an alliance
He’d shown himself to be an inept coward that holds a grudge quite a few times
No he was just a brainlet
>waiting until Robert win's the rebellion to rebel against the newly-unified realm
still better than
>fook da kween
Da Norf slapped his shit, killed his heirs and made his last son a Stark cuck. Doesn't matter if he started it he just wanted to kill some northmen and have his people relive the glory days.
The War of The Five Kings was contrived bullshit to insure Lannister victory.
F' TH' LAST TIME AH DUN WAN IT, NEVER 'AVE, THE WALL N' THE NORF ARE MUH KWEEN
>ensure
Uhm no. Stannis cucked him completely. If anything he’d have gone to war with Stannis for humiliating the iron born
Considering all the ritualistic drowning they probably all had brain damage
Stannis btfo his fleet and Robert crushed his rebellion, if anything he should have been more vengeful against the Baratheons.
balon did literally nothing wrong. FUCK the north and FUCK the starks
I imagine myself in The Twins, leading the Frey Crossbows. Our mission is to stop Northoids from breathing. We mow down North0ids but they keep coming. I shoot C*t&lyn T%lly and R#bb St@rk but run I out of ammo so I draw my Poleaxe and begin slaughtering Northoids, since the savages are way more psychically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get hit in the head with a glass by Dacey Mormont, but I didn't fall, I slammed my poleaxe into her gut. Then I lopped off the Sm@llj*n's head. The Northoids screamed were like they cowards they are. The Gr#@tj*on hits me on the head and I fall, facing up to sky and I see Lord Walder (The Father reborn) smiling at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in The Twins, my homeland. My FREY brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
I dont get it, who did the janitor from Hogwartz attack?
The janitor from Hogwarts is in the show, and you chose the wrong character. Sad!
>the Northern armies are busy south of the Neck fighting an unwinnable war
>the North is left undefended and has no navy
>the Westerlands and the Reach are well defended and have strong navies
>capture Moat Cailin and the Northmen are completely trapped
>Robb has given away his hostage, the only thing stopping the ironborn from thinking twice about attacking the North
It was the perfect opportunity. Baelon did nothing wrong.
based retard
>Jaime's army is destroyed
>Starks win every singe battle and invade the Westerlands
>Lannisters are surrounded by enemies with Stannis and Renly in rebellion
>The rich Westerlands undefended for a combined attack
>be literally incapable of holding any ground further then 100 miles from your ships because you're retarded pirates that literally believe logistics are unmanly
>durrrrr let's perform a massive land invasion for shits n giggles
>my leige lord is mad cause the queen mother blew up the Vatican and killed her family and crowned herself queen
>she allied with foreign queen with overwhelming military advantage
>she has no heirs now so I could just easily demonstrate my loyalty and probably be granted highgarden for my service
>nah I'm gonna ally with Cersei and sack highgarden and the reach and give everything to cersei lol
Was it autism
>only the strong survive!
>gets btfo
ok then
Just like the Germans
nah just an idiot with too much pride, I see it all the time.
would you let a foreign queen conquer your home province in exchange for a castle?