ITT Jokes you didn't understand when you were a kid

ITT Jokes you didn't understand when you were a kid

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guess you were a pretty dumb kid, huh?
probably a retard now, too

I 100% thought she pooped her pants. I didn’t get it.

how big is that cock? like nine inches flaccid?

Yeah, she's got a tail. That's pretty funny.

as a futa fag, this really gives me the grow bone

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I didnt get it until I saw this thread.

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you're mentally retarded and a degenerate

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What movie is thsi

>shadma-
Oh. Carry on.

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Maybe degenerate but not retarded.
I really don't like negros, if that makes you happy. I just love the idea of fucking a girl who has a giant COCK in between her legs.

Ugh, the ‘90s *SUCKED*

>Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man!... and thats B-E-A-UTIFUL

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I was 5

yeah, i watched this movie countless times when i was a kid and it never made any sense to me til i grew up.

i thought it was poop too.
i also saw in theatre at 10 and pissed my pants laughing during the scene he freaks out realizing he kissed a man

The weirdest part is that it's Dan Marino who points the genitalia out to Ace, but it's only after Ace reveals it to everybody else in the room that Dan starts spitting out of disgust.

this is a bad scene, their are implying ultra giga tranny dick?

That cock is seriously like a foot long. Why did they do that? Wasn’t this a kids movie?

My Filipino friend and his family are smart in general, but absolutely retarded when it comes to movies. AV either convinced my friend or my friend's dad, who went on to convince my friend, that Sean Young is ACTUALLY a man in real life and he told me that I "have to look at the shoulders to see it." His mom believes to this day that The Polar Express is live-action and she won't be convinced otherwise. The dumbest smart people I've ever met.

>His mom believes to this day that The Polar Express is live-action and she won't be convinced otherwise.
I fucking love Filipinos. It might just be my personal bias but they're the funniest people to ever walk this fucking earth.

This

Same here. As I got a little older I knew he was a tranny, but I didn’t realize it was a dick.

That’s not how tucking works.

I must have watched a censored version because I definitely would've remembered a head and veins.

Yeah I like them too.

Same

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