Hellloooo I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!

He seems nice, that's why I hate the NC for making hate him.

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS

Imagine being in hell and your punishment is watch this theme on an infinite loop.

I think one would break into an insanity driven hysterical laughter by the 30 day mark at most.

Unpopular opinion, but as YouTube intros go it’s pretty good

THIS MOVIE SUCKED
IT SUCKED
IT SUCKED
THIS MOVIE FUCKIN SUCKED

youtube.com/watch?v=hI4y53Oj-io

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>ywn watch the AVGN R.O.B videos for the first time again
That line where he holds up Mario and says “You’re no hero...THIS is a hero!” are forever burned into my mind. Godspeed.

His scream is more disturbing than the Arnold baby.

I hate him. I really fucking hate him. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's alright irl and whatnot... but why in God's name does he INSIST on shoving his pubic bearded ugly face straight into the camera? FUCKING WHY?

he's either unaware that he's got a face for radio or does it on purpose to be "totally plucky XD"

FUCK HIM. I hope he loses his internet privileges.

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Post best Nostalgia Critic episodes.

invidio.us/watch?v=-q3WaG9bJS4

NIGGER-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT

please. someone. I need validation on this.

I never got why he went so hard on that? It was a hardship Charlie faced on his adventures that he turned into an asset later on.

How is that different than a million other adventure stories? (The Ring from the Hobbit comes to mind)

For the longest time I thought he was calling himself the Nostalgia Critic Guy.

Based

A BAAAAAT CREEEEEDIT CAAAARD????

The meme was started by Lindsay actually and she admitted she didn't even watch the movie.

you do like my videos, right? you do still enjoy my work, dont you?

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BLACK GUY WOMAN GET IN HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=wshUNuC6wv4

besides. the alligator attacking the ship in the final fight is fucking bad ass.

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And now she's a man. Pity.

hue hue oneyng's impressions are the best

LMFAO
youtube.com/watch?v=4nii3bVgUcM

Hello, this is Vanilla Ice.

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DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Brad just released his new movie. It couldn't possibly be worse than Jesus Bro.

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Hey Doug! Now my job at Dreamworks ended, I was thinking maybe you might want a new contributor for Channel Awesome?
Do you remember me? You recorded a promo for my show Gameception, and you agreed to be in my movie if it got funded. Shame it didn't work out, haha

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>likes Shining Armor
What a retard.

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Hey Latza, when is the next season of Gamer's Atlas?

>John De Lancie is attached

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She won.

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Her baby sure didn't.

BLACK GUY WOMAN GET IN HERE

BUILD THAT WALL

Oney said in the Mario Odyssey playthrough (during the Food Kingdom) that he’s practically never been on Yea Forums. You’re literally posting pure, unfiltered Reddit.

why can't other people care as much as we do user? downfall of western civilization etc

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Ding Dong can't help himself from going on Yea Forums though

>admit that you post on Yea Forums
>reflects badly on yourself and your 500k underage subs spam the place

Well technically it is YouTube becaise it's from a YouTuber.

>make two threads discussing the most recent rental reviews of cinemassacre
>no one responds
>both threads archive
fuck you fucking faggots

Yeah that is lame and NOT based like our guy Douge.

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>cant upload any pictures because hiro jew blocked my ISP, EVEN THOUGH IM USING A MODEM AND NOT PHONE POSTING
*deranged mike face*

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youtu.be/TBf0id_dg0A

How does an internet shitposting animator do a better Trump impression than any professional comedian?

sorry i was busy earlier or i would reply

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""professional comedian""""""""""""""""""""""""""
fixed

Unironically good:
>Cartoon All Stars
>Jurrassic Park 3
>Son of the Mask

Cringe Kino:
>Mad Max: Fury Road
>Deadpool 2
>Melvin

I can eat my... CUM CUM CUM CUM.. Fuck you

But did it fuck?

Saw it for the 1st time. Who in the fuck thought this was a good idea.

BLACK GUY
WOMAN
GET IN HERE

Who all fucked Lindsay Ellis aka the Nostalgia Chick? Doug and Spoony of course, as well as Brad. Who else?

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the best nostalgia critic episode is The Neverending Story 3 review. Id argue, its objectively the best. Like the most ideal a nostalgia critic episode could be

She had a boyfriend she moved in with and she broke up with him but stayed living there and fucked people at his house.

you think Douge really got to have prime lindsay ass? if so, good for him.
But if she really did fuck douge, i think she would talk about it, like
>douge walker has a really small penis
or something

Either Batman & Robin or Jurassic Park 2

she aborted Spoony's baby and made him an alcoholic lol

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>fucked people at his house
honestly, i would prefer that over having a male roommate that fucks different girls every week.
At least a female roommate probably has female friends she could hook you up with.

A male roommate is just a show off that wants you to die and get cucked

Bat credit card

>spoony fucked lindsay
but spoony clearly had Oneitis with Scarlette. Why would the spoon man be so devestated after the break up if he was sleeping around?

Doug and his brother Rob casting couched Lindsay back when she was a nobody and rigged the contest so she'd win. That Chick with the Goggles confirmed this suspicion years ago.

merely a coincidence

Respect

It was Todd in the Shadows baby iirc.

He had her keep their breakup a secret because Gamergate would have made fun of him had they found out.

The Room

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that sounds so hot. based douge
Also, based Chick with Goggles. Very hot niggress withe the info

>watch NC’s Digimon Movie review
>shortly afterward find out the chick in that video now identifies as a man
Fucking bizarre man...

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>you will never be 14-15 again and watching this feud unfold
youtube.com/watch?v=p25mVu3vUtE

why has based James associated himself with so many losers over the years

the remastered music sounds so fucking shit and out of place and too loud.
it was 10x better with the Star Wars III music

Suicide Squad, the whole review is one big skit but it's actually on point

heres best vid to get gist of it
youtube.com/watch?v=a4F29kPldLQ

Pewdiepie openly browsed Yea Forums in multiple videos and nobody cared.

i cant watch a fucking skit review
can you greentext the main points?

you wouldnt have known if you didnt browse here

Hey that fucker is ripping off the intro to the real adventures of Johnny quest

youtu.be/_uuJULBkHG4

Probably cause he makes unfunny videos and lacks the respect of anyone over the age of 18 on this site

>sequel is worse than the original

youtube.com/watch?v=_0waP-GDDNU&feature=youtu.be
brad has a new movie where a black bull fucks his wife

>she aborted Spoony's baby

so when people criticize her it really *is* just shallow virtue signaling

>ripping off
youtu.be/IQg0jT9IWWw?t=82
I don't think he's hiding this at all...

>only 8 k views
pretty pathetic. they get tamara and rob in the movie, yet they couldnt shill it on the Nostalgia critic channel?

Brad should just merge with douge at this point and live with the wlkers.

>yet they couldnt shill it on the Nostalgia critic channel?
youtube.com/watch?v=-dJtCKUHMQg
doug literally starts the new episode with the movie commercial

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I agree.

Now watch Emo Jones

Emo Jones is too hardcore for most.

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Deepest Lore

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He works at Nickelodeon now.

Well, I guess Doug finally realized that dream to have the site all for himself.

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>Now my job at Dreamworks ended
aww man, did it? kinda of a shame because he actually had a legit career.

I don't get what the fuck happened to Brad. He was one of the cool people.

Todd is pathetic.

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that just means he's an oldfag who knows you're not supposed to mention this place, zoomer

based and sneedpilled

>muh secret club

Douge skits are an interesting study.
They represent a failed artist with MUH STYLE, that by themselves, would never ever take off or be seen as funny by any. They would be that weird guy on deviantart's art.
But because the NC was so popular, it deludes all these people into thinking these skits are somehow anything but cringe.

But then again, Saturday night live is the most cringiest shit ive seen in my life, yet lots of people like it.

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yep

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David Walker

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>HMMMMMMM

is that april rolfe on the bottom left

It would be, if the rules were followed.

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holy shit, lol

DOUGE, THE LIGHTBRINGER!

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If Rachel was casting couched does that mean the girl they replaced her with was casting couched too?

>I get a letter from doug telling me it’s fine to pursue relationships
Bullshit, that only happens in my dreams.

pathetic

dilate

Really Douge's stuff isn't that cringey to me, it's just really loud and obnoxious. He should tone it down a bit.

I loved NC around 2012 and 2013

youtube.com/watch?v=KtK9XYY1hms

Just replace Hannibal and Will Graham with Doug and Brad

Kek

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THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LUXOR!
COME OOON!!

You now remember the Fanfic Critic.
>That text/video about how she could get three fingers inside

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how could people find this cringe? this unironically one of the greatest songs of all time

Because most of those people are doing an impression of Alec Baldwin's shitty Trump impression from SNL, rather than the man himself.

based and DARRpilled

Have sex

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Douge actually reviewed this movie.

Is he still married to that ham?

Yes and they live in a trailer hime iirc.

>incel rage
Dude, he's just a guy trying to get laid. Don't hate him because he manages to get pussy sometimes.

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>not wanting to hear people fuck next door to you every weekend is incel rage
yeah, go dilate you discord trannie

I really don't get how much awareness can one person lack. I mean, he tried to capitalize on craze Keanu Reeves has gotten lately by nitpicking one of his silly, flawed but an ok movie. The review itself is also rather poor, he just looks at silly comic book movie points at silly things in the silly movie and say they are silly. Wow, great review dude, I didn't know how silly things can be in a silly comic book movie that is very loosely based on a comic.

Is there anything behind those dull eyes? Is there any passion left?

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Yeah, it is.

>yes goy, submit to wanting to hear other people fuck
>never engage in the fucking yourself, you will always have to listen and be an observer
again, go dilate trannie

What? Go out and get laid then you dumb fuck. Your roommate is doing it.

Ended earlier this year
Oh shit you're right, pic related is out of date now

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JewWario ended up being a pedo didn't he? Am I remembering that right?

The woman was over 18. That story is bullshit.

I don't think a pedo, but he was a sexual predator.

The Good Son

I liked her anime reviews, they were the first genuine exposure I had to "video essays" as a thing. Too bad she deleted everything

What started #changethechannel again? What thing were they covering up?

Jewwario and Douge being incompetent and clueless with money, cameras and controlling the business.

Amanda Waller is a retard, no one besides Enchantress actually matters when the premise is that these are the guys to be a safety net against Superman.

So, basically, every criticism said by anyone ever.

Lindsay being a massive cunt was what started #changethechannel

>Listening someone rail your ex is what it takes to be a good person
Do you unironically believe this?

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When is the next season of Pop Quiz Hotshot coming out?

The black dude is the only good part of the show.

He's also a furry. Which makes Catwoman review better.

Didn't he start doing when the media pretty much already turned on him so he had nothing to lose?

Demolition Man
The Lost World
Last Airbender
Top 10 Best and Worst Last Airbender Episodes
Godzilla 1998

Oh yeah, I now remember that Nash and jesuotaku were a couple

Last Airbender is honestly pretty neat, because Doge actually put effort into watching the whole show in order to explain why movie not only sucks on its own but also sucks as an adaptation. Reviewers very rarely do that and props for him, it's a great show too and (negative, as if there were any positive) differences he pointed out were on point. Though, being able to criticize a Shyamalan movie is not an achievement.

>At least a female roommate probably has female friends she could hook you up with.
No. The best way to meet a woman is to make male friends. Women don't "hook up their male friends with women." That's a myth, a fantasy that men like to pretend is real.
Anecdotally, I used to work with a guy who would never make friends with guys. He'd always make friends with women. I asked him about it one day off-hand, and he said it was "because he was trying to get laid." Yeah, trying and failing, because none of those girls wanted to fuck him, and none of them wanted to get him a girlfriend or hook him up with a friend, because that's how women really are.
Think about it: the dude was doing everything for those girls. He was constantly doing their job for them plus all sorts of bonus shit like driving them around and helping them move and shit. If they got him a girlfriend, he'd abandon them as friends and stop doing that shit and focus on his girl. Why would any of them do that? Girls are dumb, but they aren't that dumb. They're not going to give up the cow that gives them free milk just so the cow can be happy. Fuck that, and fuck any idiot who thinks otherwise.

James is better movie reviewer than Nostalgia Critic ever was or will be.

literally my life 10 years ago

>ywn never casting couch Lindsay
Why live bros?

Man that part on Spoony has not aged well

i think it depends on the type of female friend.
i hear lots of success stories from dudes who slay a lot from just have good female contacts. someone told me
>if your female friend doesnt let you fuck their friends, theyre a shitty friend
>girls have the most influence on their friends for who to fuck.

i think the guy you work with, just wasnt attractive.

1. Every woman is a shitty friend. When you were off on the playground having a good time with your buddies, they were talking shit behind their friends' backs and playing power games.
2. Making a lot of male friends as a man signals to women that you are a genuinely interesting and worthwhile as a person. Women want a man with worth.
3. Having a lot of female friends, meanwhile, shows that you're weak and willing to act like a slave for a bunch of different women in the off chance they'll toss you some pussy scraps. Women want a man who will give her things, but they also want a strong man, because a strong man can get more things to give to her and also protect her for bad people. They don't want a wimp, and that guy who is "one of the girls teehee" is a wimp who doesn't even register as even a potential sexual partner to them. You may as well chop off your dick by making a bunch of girl friends.

There are guys with lots of male friends that fuck a lot of girls.
There are guys with lots of female friends that fuck a lot girls.
Both of these guys are just phsycially attractive and dont have an autistic personality.

Stop trying redpill Yea Forums. youre really bad at it

>stop saying things that i don't like bawww

>stop proving im retarded ;_;

How did you prove me wrong by making a couple statements with nothing to back them, then asking me to stop talking? Answer is you didn't.

seethe

choose

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>u mad
Good one.

Both

God, I wish that were me.

Put a bag on Nala's head and fuck her both holes and make the other one give me head and then fuck her asshole.

Literally what the fuck is this meme? I've been seeing this on Yea Forums for 2 days now. Is this from reddit?

It's from Son of the Mask. It's meant to counter and stop sneedposting. It's basically just spam.

Nothing can stop sneedposting. Not even steamed hams.

Their idea is to just spam it in every Simpsons thread until we stop. lol

year of the spoonman when?

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One spoony vid I always keep coming back to are the SWAT 4 videos, 'cause they're nice for background noise

She always looked like a man.

The titanic ones

You say that but you clearly haven’t seen any of the reviews he has made of those godawful films he made with Channel Awesome or Demo Reel, which he constantly shits on his acting and lack of cinematography skills for almost 15 mins per episode

You're right and it pisses me off.

They live in Naperville, her parents are loaded

Post it

is that taika waititi

Remember when he used to make fun of gays, the elderly, autistic children and the recently diseased?

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No, JewWario ended up being a corpse
He may have been a pedo in the intervening period

too nice to say no

Autism bump

Same

who's next?

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>tfw Latzaposting was five years ago

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>tfw Brad and Phelous had a falling out because of Lupa

>one person
>we

I do NOT like it!

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Something about Doug's recent NC videos seem extremely different, and I do mean recent, I only noticed it in the Alien 3 one and every video since he seems extremely out of it and phoning it in compared to previous ones, I don't even know how to explain it but his delivery seems so much less genuine than normal. I can't tell if I'm seeing something that's not there or if it's a side effect of me having rewatched his entire back catalog last month so the older videos are making his shift more apparent to me now

>Amerishoots can be arrested for being drunk in public

Beta af

post examples. he's always been a hack maybe you're just noticing it now

>unironically compares the original evil dead to the remake
what a dumbass

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I don't even know how to explain it, that Alien 3 one was so weird to watch, maybe it's because it's one I've wanted to see him tackle for years but I also had just watched the Alien Resurrection review again about a week previously and the entire way he performs seems different between them like night and day. Even down to the faces he makes he seems to make them differently now. I almost think it's because it was a traditional old style review, that maybe he didn't put his heart into it? Because I notice he seems to have his original delivery and passion in the reviews still but only if it's the ones that have skits like Tamara and Malcolm, I think he just doesn't enjoy making them the old style when he does do them and it's starting to show to me when I didn't notice it as much before

youtu.be/frJs4h7WZFI

I made a channel devoted of making fun of doug and his character not a long time ago. youtube.com/channel/UCBCsMsjo3k5SZBGVVzqgEUw/

seems she was absolutely shitfaced

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Didn't he get done for rape or something?

THE DARKNESS GROWS

>not a single HMMMMMMMM? in this entire thread

Disappointed in you Yea Forums, I really am.

Where is Spoony? Is he finally dead?

no but I'm sure he wishes he was
youtube.com/watch?v=gmKXdVwrobM

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Damn I didn't know their was footage of this. Didn't Spoony skip the trial?

His website is

I don't think Doug has any delusions that they aren't not shit and low-quality, but he had to do them as part of some kind of contract, I guess.

But then again, maybe he does. He tends to overestimate his skills. Or maybe he pretends to because if he was to show any sign of weakness the pack of drug-addicts he calls his crew would eat him alive.

youtube.com/watch?v=O0rfc5BY2F8

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DOUG HAS HAD IT WITH THESE FUCKING DISNEY REMAKES

youtube.com/watch?v=w7qjnJ6gJjw&t=1664s