>I'm putting together a team, a man is going around he calls himself "The Demolisher", I need to know if you're in or out.
I'm putting together a team, a man is going around he calls himself "The Demolisher"...
Ayden Miller
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Oliver Lewis
What are we? Some kind of architecture squad?
Jordan Lee
>Of course!
Jacob Young
Count me in.
Joshua Ross
I'm in
Sebastian Mitchell
Detective Byers reporting in, here is my latest work
Daniel Sullivan
Fat Hop mind
Ayden Hill
you like need a getaway driver?
Connor Stewart
>I swear to fucking Christ. If you ate breakfast again I'll force enough Coke in you to kill Tony Montana.
Luis Diaz
You need a medic you can trust.
Isaac Gomez
When and where?
Liam Clark
>He took everything from me Pierce..... Every night i can feel my love handles..... my tits.... even my stomach sagging over my dick. The weight I've lost.... You feel it too, don't you? We're gonna make him give BACK OUR MCDONALDS
Liam Sanchez
Do you need me to summon him?
Jordan Cooper
>I will bring the Piss Grenades
Thomas Wilson
>Is there anyone else who wants to join?
Lincoln Baker
where does she say she drank piss... its been haunting me.
Cooper Sanchez
>I will bring the cable.
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James Mitchell
This pathetic little "team" you have here will never stop me Brosnan.
The demolisher cometh
Nathaniel Ward
I'm in.
Hudson Ward
>Alright ladies and gentlemen, this right here is our target, we must extract the VIP UNHARMED.
John Lee
>Sir, we have reached the enemy compound, weapons free?
Jace Gray
Please help me... I'm so hungry
Lincoln Clark
what the fuck is wrong with you idiots
Luke Diaz
>Yes, I'm sure you can't defeat me alone, that's why you're getting a team. While our end results are polar opposites, we both make actions with the same goal in mind: "Improve a human body" or atleast that's what you tell to yourself. I know your kind, Architech, I've seen them before, many have tried and all of them have failed. I asure you, I will demolish every single one of your projects, they will be reborn into a better being.
>What's that? You don't care about what I'm saying? I think you should know I've been observing you, I know you have enough food to feed 43% of the starving Africa, yet you keep it for some special subjects, I know more about you than you think. You're not the only one I've been observing... Correct, I've seen her, and while you were reading this message I took the time to kidnap her. Keely is with me now, don't worry, I'll hand her back to you in 2 months, heh, well, I will hand you only what's left of her after I do my job. They don't call me The Demolisher for nothing.
Gavin Evans
>GO GO GO! FIND THE GIRL!
Kayden Long
>I wasn't talking about you, I am talking about that monster Charlie Heaton, Step aside Nowzarad or do I have to make you?
Michael Ortiz
>Don’t talk that way, my sweet. I’ve nearly completed my transformation. My magnum opus. Even the Architect can not stand against me. My power is at its peak.
>Now shut up and have another line
Aaron Evans
>this thread
Mason Baker
What team is she in?
Jonathan Perry
Operator, get me Natalia Dyer. It's time to set the wheels in motion.
Ethan Ortiz
This is an example of the Architect’s power. If he succeeds, this is the glorious form Natalia Dyer could achieve.
Xavier Harris
You always did have a small mind, Pierce. It's not just erasing calories, it's everything on every starlet in Hollywood. Burgers , pasta, milkshakes, pizza, ice-cream cones. In 16 minutes and 43...oh, 42 seconds, the Hollywood will re-enter the Bone Age!
Landon Baker
>So you have finally stumbled into my apprentice? I guess it was a metter of time. I know you can't shoot me, Architect, I know feel pleasure from "constructing" a body shape, I know if because I feel the same when I wreck one of your giant designs. You need me as much as I need you. We're destined to this forever. In regards to young Heaton, I know I can't protect him forever, but be asured of this, someone will take his place if you kill him, same goes for me, my body will be gone, but the spirit of The Demolisher will roam around diffent people who just want to bring down the obese. Yeah, I know you would put that gun down. We'll meet again Architect, farewell.
Leo Lopez
Roger that, 141 OTW
Christopher Johnson
Listen to me Charlie, I know how much you love her but you have to let her eat! I don't want to see her die.
Jayden Ross
>Listen here you oven dodging bitch, what do you know about love? You slept with half of Hollywood in the 90's. Once a shit actress always a shit actress. You are a parasite and you deserve to die.
Andrew Lewis
>You can no longer stand in my path, Architect. You and the Planning Commission are no match for what I am now. I see through the lies of the feeders. I do not fear the skeleton as you do. On the off chance you manage to wrestle my experiment out of my clutches, I have Yea Forums's waifu in my back pocket. Don't force my hand, Brosnan. Tell me, Pierce, don't you find it a little strange that your wife lost over 100 pounds recently? I wonder who could have been behind that. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Jordan Scott
>this is Natalia Dyer's phone, who am i speaking to? The architect? well. it's about time we got to speak like this, Pierce. I've heard quite a lot about your work. Needless to say, no one else will be hearing about it once i'm through with you. because for every frozen pizza and ice cream bucket you tempt my dear stickwife with, i''ll be there to counteract it with a line of coke or a hefty dose of laxatives. there is nothing you can do that i can't undo. fpr every action there is a reaction, and i am your nemesis just as you are mine. you may be the architect, but I... I am the Demolitionist.
Connor Kelly
>You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.
Michael Price
>Am i late to the party?
Elijah Brown
>For Whales, Pierce?
Ayden Anderson
>there is nothing you can do that i can't undo. fpr every action there is a reaction, and i am your nemesis just as you are mine. you may be the architect, but I... I am the Demolitionist.
Camden Gonzalez
>Get your hands off of her!
Charles Edwards
fucking lmao
Eli Gomez
"Soon I'll have reduced average daily caloric intakes more than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was two fish and five loaves."
Colton Garcia
Shit just got real. lol
Luke Garcia
I am Ozymandias King of Kings
Landon Davis
>Right on time!
Liam Howard
Brandon Harris
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of me. You're afraid of big beatiful women. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to feed these women what you don't want them to eat. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without cocaine or diets, skinny jeans or salads. A world where anything is edible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
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Ethan Watson
fucking based
Evan Smith
kino
Brandon Richardson
Elijah King
>I will not be your coke whore anymore!
Bentley Flores
I need pictures of malnourished women like this.
Gabriel Bailey
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a nutritionist, I can tell you I don't have any diet plans. But what I do have are a very particular set of treadmills. Treadmills I have acquired over a very long career. Treadmills that make me a nightmare for fat fetishists like you. If you let my daughter lose a few pounds, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will demolish you."
Jeremiah Jenkins
Netflix unironically hire this man
Justin Carter
>Architects........ASSEMBLE
David Fisher
Always two there are. The master and the apprentice
Thomas Rogers
>Hello natalia, do you know who this is?
>...the architect?
>Yes, i've been looking for you natalia. I'm not sure if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you natalia, and I don't know what they're going to do.
>who's coming for me?
>Stand up and see for yourself
>oh shit!
>Yeeees
>what do they want from me?
>I don't know but if you don't want to find out I suggest you get out of there.
>how?
>I can guide you but you must do exactly as I say.
>ok.
>The cubicle across from you has a Hershey's on the desk...go.. now!
>...
>When I tell you, go to the end of the row, to the kitchen at the end of the hall, eat as much as you can. go, now!
Oliver Russell
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Brayden Rodriguez
Jordan Smith
Air support reporting in , Lets get going!!
Mason Davis
Blue Team reporting
Juan Nguyen
Primis reporting in
Jace Morales
>how about.... i give you the finger.... and you give me my burger
>Miss Dyer...... you disappoint me
>you can't scare me with this bulimic crap. I know my rights. I want my burger and fries.
>Tell me Miss Dyer..... what good is a burger if you're unable to eat?
>MMM MMMM MMMMM
Brandon Rogers
Global-homo here , Can we help?
Sebastian Howard
Cameron Cruz
This fucking thread
Adam Reed
>The negotiations have fallen through, Deploy now!
Brandon Lewis
>LE ARCHITECT!!!!
Never before has there been a more clear example of Yea Forumseddit humor
Nathaniel Evans
Juan Cooper
BREACHING
Noah Bell
>”sir, the vogue and vanity fair covers are in for your review. They’ve narrowed the actresses’ waists 10 percent on Photoshop, I think you’ll be pleased.”
>”...shrink the horizontals by 20.”
>”20 percent, sir? They’ll never believe it’s a realistic body size!”
>”Do it.”
>”Y-yes, sir. But...”
>”No! No buts! No tits or hips, either! No thighs! They have to be spindly, frail creatures that blow away in a breeze. To be...perfect.”
>”He’ll know we’re behind it, sir.”
>”Let him find out. He can’t dam a tsunami. What we’re doing here is so much bigger than one architect, it marches with the tide of history. We cannot be stopped.”
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>”For so long it was just you, Pierce. Alone in this morass of ignorance, laboring to reveal the secrets of the human form. But where you flinched away in horror, I saw...beauty. Where your hand heaped helpings, I pruned away portion by portion. You destroy beauty with your creations, but I...ah, I create it with my...demolitions.”
Logan Wilson
>Mr.Brosnan, Target has been extracted
Sebastian King
kino thread
Luis Bennett
11/10
John Butler
Kino thread
David Perez
OP here. wow.
Blake Kelly
You'll need someone with experience in the far east
Caleb Flores
this thread is so kino
Noah Watson
>No! No buts! No tits or hips, either!
Isaiah Smith
kek, toasting in an epic bread.
Christopher Walker
Name a more beautiful cosplay
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Adrian Peterson
Which is better, Atlas Fudged or the Choco Fountainhead?
Wyatt Reed
Pierce, I think I may be able to help you with your "little" problem here, but it's gonna cost ya. I'm thinking you kick up 20 points to me from your "save the whales" racket you got goin' or I walk and let this kid undo all of your beautiful work.
Jeremiah Edwards
Look Mr. Brosnan, I told you the last time you contacted me, I'm only interested in shaping ONE woman into perfection. This girl was 105 pounds when she won American Idol - BUT LOOK AT HER NOW!
I don't think I can help you with your crusade. I'm in deep cover here, and I'm not going to risk having her go on another diet because I had to go off with the architect trying to fatten the chick from stranger things.
Chase Parker
Ayy there Architect, you know you need your right hand man on board for this sort of project. I don't know if these other motherfuckers is joining up witchu, but you can count on the Foxx.
Benjamin Scott
He must look like a car crash without his shirt off
Xavier Scott
Top kino
Xavier Collins
Put me in the screencap
James Edwards
>post a picture of a literal reddit meme with an iphone filename
stop pretending to be from here. you will never fit in.
Carson Sanders
A day may come when the courage of women fails, when we forsake our ice cream and break all the bonds of our bras, but it is not this day.
An hour of diets and shattered ego when the Age of Fat comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
This day we eat!
By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you gorge, women of LA!
Aaron Martinez
Best thread on Yea Forums right now