That fag who sits in the front row

>that fag who sits in the front row
>that boomer that sits in the center

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that piece of shit that makes a thread about it
that piece of shit that goes to the theater. I bet you clap at marvel films. shit, I bet you even cry.

The center is unironically the chad place. Only faggot sit in the back. I'll give a passe for those on the sides.

>those zoomers that sit in the back so they can vape

I haven’t ventured into a theater in years but I always went early and sat in the center, preferably in the middle of the first row of the upper section if it was that kind of theater. I don’t understand why you’d want to sit anyplace else tbqh.

I sit near the front because it's more immersive. I don't want to have to look down at couples making out too.

I sit in the back because I don't like having people sitting behind me, I also take an aisle seat in case I have to gtfo asap like the time a father caught me taking sneak pics of his daughters

Absolutely based. But why tf would you take pics in such a dark environment?

based boomer sits in the center because its the best place for sound.

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Nobody can do anything right huh

I always sit in the center, faggot!

It was before the lights went down

there’s no vaping allowed in my theater user

I sit on the sides so that i don't have to awkwardly pass through a lot of people on my way out

What are you gonna do about it fagtron?

Handicapped section in the center is the ultimate spot.

Why in the fuck would you sit where you're gonna have a shitty viewing angle and the sound is going to be garbage?

Most kino spot is center of the last row in the lower section. No one behind you

front row of the upper section or last row lower section. bonus points for sitting in the handicap seat and then telling people (who shouldnt mind their own fucking business) that you will move once your handicap buddy gets to the theater.

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>turn head slightly toward the side and cough or murmur something
fuck me i love being a chad

Yeah front row upper has a better view but it's also the most popular spot so kids will kick your seat and teenagers will laugh for no reason and boomers women will loudly ask their boomer husbands questions throughout the movie and you'll hear all of it

Middle center is the ideal location to be a shooting victim
This is why I sit very back near the projector

My dad sits like in G row in a end seat. He brings a bag of pistachios to watch movies and throws the shell in the aisle far enough so that the wagecuck doing his rounds suspects him of doing it but he doesn't have any proof.

Contantly paranoidfag here, I always sit in the back row/whatever is closest to an exit to ensure I can escape quickly encase of an emergency.

I also think every car on the road is an undecover cop