Good, our first catch of the day.
Good, our first catch of the day
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Ryan Jackson
How did he know fishing terms?
Lucas Gutierrez
Probably the same reason we "know" plenty of antiquated terms, they persist in the language.
Matthew Hall
>Ja maar meneer, ik moet ook heel nodig sfchijten
Bentley Anderson
>wabble wabble
Jeremiah Cook
good game
Liam Taylor
Back in his Grunt days, Kumba MaGoonta would spend his days catching gooberfish on Naboo.
Brandon Rogers
>jouw moeder is focking lelijk
Blake Collins
based wookiepedia quoter
Jose Adams
There's always a bigger fish
Ryder Wood
>Be me
>Imperial Fleet Admiral
>Incredibly stressful job
>Have to deal with dumbass orders from the emperor
>Vader constantly threatens to choke me out if i fuck up a mission
>My troops can't shoot straight
>My ships are getting btfo by rebel ion cannons
>Only solace is knowing that I got 30 days of leave coming up next week
>Im going to Naboo and fishing all fucking month
Daniel Robinson
>Sir, we've lost our bridge deflector shield!
Jose Jenkins
Good, our first catch of the day
Benjamin Perry
How would he deal with the goongas?
Luis Jones
Target, maximum firepower!
Jeremiah Murphy
Someone post the A-wing copypasta
Aaron Allen
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!
Gabriel Nelson
You'd best believe it's a new Imperial Thread
Thomas Sanders
Where are you taking this, thing?
Isaiah Cox
it looks like a tit shooting out breast milk
Connor Butler
TOO LATE
Hunter Reed
What was he thinking at this exact moment?
Brayden Foster
If only they had intensified it.
Adrian Allen
I miss star wars.
Angel Sanchez
>I could have been posting on the holonet right now
Joseph Jones
The Emperor is posting here?
Nicholas Edwards
sheev
Austin Turner
We shall redouble our shitposts!
Jordan Brooks
>officer lets two grunts stand near him with arms crossed
>gets blasted for lack of discipline
like clockwork.
Levi Morgan
why does this image make me laugh every time?
Justin Lewis
We shall double our shitposts.
Justin Watson
How do you know the phrase “burn the midnight oil”?
Charles Baker
An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting. No life forms were aboard.
Alexander Miller
>It's an older A-Wing, but it checks out.
Lucas Nelson
Better not shoot it, the budget won't stretch that far.
David Richardson
TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?
Evan Martin
Don't call me Sheev, ya little bollocks. I'm an Emperor, you will address me by my proper title!
Juan Ramirez
>brainlets who didn't pay attention
The Imperials were worried about their image and the increasingly growing sentiment towards the Rebellion. The entire purpose of the Death Star was to instill fear in the galactic population. Openly firing on a Senatorial ship would be a PR nightmare.
Julian Gonzalez
She must have hidden my love life on board!
Luis Foster
I didn t knew Raimi helped George with the Star Wars movies.
youtube.com
Hunter Martinez
Because a galaxy far far away is actually Hell
Aaron Barnes
I hope so, user, for your sake.
The Emperor is not as on topic as I am.
Thomas Lewis
Andrew Jenkins
*fucks up loudly and continuously*
Leo Harris
youtube.com
Posting a classic
Caleb Peterson
The best PC game.
Jeremiah Jackson
Braithwaite manningclaxonthorpeshoreton kinda bumda good good haha yeah ahhh very good to tummy up one for all people at claw time
Isaiah Robinson
Levi Taylor
Lord Vader.
My lord. I cannot give you an update on our search for the Millennium Falcon if you won't open your private chamber.
Lord Vader? I hear clanging, are you injured? Lord Vader?
Parker Allen
>I survived Vader's wrath throughout ESB and THIS is how I get paid?
Luis Foster
I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are shitposting as fast they can.
Easton Carter
Jack Fisher
>Well fuck.
Jeremiah Flores
I always liked how the imperial officers barely treat Vader as a superior in A New Hope then cower in fear of him when he gains power in Empire Strikes Back, the tone of this officer really demonstrates it.
Oh hi Hitler from Last Crusade
Anthony Williams
But he asks the impossible! I need more doubles!
Jacob Bell
different user here, they still captured it and slaughtered the crew, couldn't the rebel ship broadcast them being killed over the star wars internert/holonet whatever they have and be like, see guys these imperials are evil
Oliver Mitchell
Communications jamming seems pretty easy in Star Wars, that's why the droids have to transport the Death Star plans
Charles Wright
The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the shitposting situation. Perhaps I can find new memes to motivate them.
Carter Martinez
It must be a decoy, sir. Several of the escape pods have been jettisoned.
Ryan Ramirez
Commander, jettison Captain Khurgee immediately. Then search that ship thoroughly.
Juan Martin
youtube.com
Why did he hesitate?
Gabriel Sanchez
Despite being 13% of Naboo...
Aiden Murphy
Does anyone have that Pleasant Trees pic?
Zachary Torres
I wish they didn't cut most of Jerjorrods scenes. he is actually a decent character.
Colton Stewart
Do you actually think fishing doesn't exist in star wars?
Joshua Perez
Why is everything Imperial so comfy?
John Powell
Moff Jerjerrod, the only man to say No to Vader and survive?
Gavin Harris
>REBEL FUCKING SHITS
Chase Brown
>G-guys?
>Why are you all in white?
>you said this party had an all black theme?
Andrew Richardson
>a long time ago in a galaxy far away
Star Wars predates human earth civilization
Luke Diaz
Dabbing on Vader with his orders from the Emperor.
Luis Russell
>Our bridge deflector shield should have a deflector shield
Brody Hall
It's clean and efficient compared to the rebellion's equipment and general demeanor.
Liam Kelly
This officer is the commander of Vader's personal Stormtrooper legion, likely handpicked by Vader to be more of a trusted colleague than an incompetent peon.
Camden Morales
>tfw no movie about a TIE fighter grunt as he goes from idealistic pilot to hard cog in the machine
Why Live?
Jeremiah Howard
Comms must have malfunctioned
Lincoln Thomas
Toasting the jurassic that farted it all
Daniel Evans
Kek
Bentley Morales
It's older meme, my Lord, but it checks em.
Lincoln Morris
Logan Johnson
>tfw no tv series with the TIE Fighter game's plot of a pilot doing peacekeeping missions and preventing civil wars, culminating in season finale of hunting traitor Admiral Harkov.
Luke Rivera
>Who the fuck is piloting that Star Destroyer?
Cameron Wright
I'd like to see the entirety of TIE Fighter made into a tv series.
Each campaign would be a separate season.
Of course I trust literally no one to make it. Not in the current climate.
Zachary Robinson
>Smallest of the smallest fighters is enough to disable an SSD
It wasn't even a deliberate kamikaze as I remember, the pilot got hit, lost control and crashed into the bridge
Cooper Russell
Why did Sheev intentionally make Vaders boots too small? I thought he was a good friend.
Gavin Diaz
One of the guys in the pit.
Hudson Campbell
>Bounty hunters! We don't need their scum.
Levi Taylor
Carson Davis
how do they get in there?
Jonathan Smith
What's that got to do with anything?
The problem with them having fishing terms is presumably because they're a space-age civilization, old fishing terms can still exist as phrases the same way they do in our language.
Sebastian Foster
Sir, you can't just say that. Don't you know it's 3 ABY?!
Grayson Jones
okay i can see that
Adam Hernandez
A good question, for another time.
Benjamin Jones
You climb down on the consoles.
Dominic Bell
After they lost bridge shields. A lot happened to take down that SSD.
John Miller
Fuck Bounty Hunters, fuck Rebels and most importantly fuck niggers.
Jaxon Hall
Why would you assume that a space age civilization would stop fishing?
Blake Allen
the force works in mysterious ways
Benjamin Gonzalez
You get booted in by the officer in charge. It's a form of discipline.
Brandon Smith
The security deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation of your code transmission.
Juan Kelly
what goongas?
Charles Morgan
>Why didn't they intensify it
Noah Moore
Yeah, it's like everyone ignores the fact that Ackbar ordered the entire Rebel fleet to fire on the SSD
Gabriel Baker
water-bound yachts and little houses next to lakes and shit are still luxuries, even in SW.
there are primitive worlds that don't have space-faring tech or out-right refuse to use it, forcing them to stay with traditional means.
Isaiah Miller
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Connor Ross
I WARNED YOU ABOUT FORWARD FIREPOWER, WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?
Christian Green
Caleb Turner
>At least it wasn't a B wing
Cameron Lee
My brother's a bounty hunter, Gareth.
Kevin Campbell
A series of pulleys
Caleb Gonzalez
it gets lonely out in the cold
Thomas Stewart
imagine being a dried up raisin of a man
Aaron Lee
>You're an esteemed Imperial Admiral with a spotless record, you keep your Super Star Destroyer in order, running at maximum efficiency. Then Lord Vader the great metal oaf barges his way in bringing this band of bounty hunter scum to crawl all over your tidy bridge. One of them isn't even wearing shoes, and leered at you unnecessarily as you stood in the bridge pit like a common technician.
>What do you do?
Adam Cox
One of the best games ever.
Justin Watson
FUCK DUNGANS AND FUCK MANDOLOIDS
Xavier Butler
I think I had all those actions figures growing up. I remember wishing IG-88 and Bosac(sp?) had more screen time.
Noah Williams
Do they not have a conference room? Some of us are busy running this ship and not dicking about trying to catch some two-bit smuggler.
Isaac Cox
turn up the AC so the lizard gets really uncomfortable
Jayden Long
You will address me as my proper title, Dave the Tech Scrub. When I have this hat on, I'm not Gareth Piett, I'm Admiral!
Ryder Howard
Unleash my N word pass
Ethan Lewis
Have a space beer with Bossk, he seems like a pretty cool guy.
Landon Stewart
I grumble impotently to my bridge crew, who smile and nod as they try to get on with their work! That'll show em.
Ayden Fisher
Command station, this is ST-321. Code clearance blue.
Dominic Long
Why was there a taliban warrior in star wars?
Jonathan Taylor
>Neukt eens
Leo Lee
>That's right....No Disintegrations!
Jackson Robinson
based
Joshua Green
Being a bounty hunter would be the comfiest job.
>You are your own boss
>Galaxy is filled with plenty of lawless shitholes
>Can take as dangerous a job as you want
There was an episode in TCW where all some bounty hunters did was protect a bunch of stuffed animals from pirates. Sign me up for that shit.
Jaxon Myers
>*static*...Shut the fuck up, 321, you big shit.
Aiden Howard
Evan Garcia
>Every blasted time, I hate this job
Sebastian Rodriguez
>yep, thats me
Jayden Myers
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jace Robinson
this
Bentley Bailey
>Chortle to myself as they near the little puddle of oil I poured earlier and await some slapstick as IG-88 slips and slides all the way down my bridge, banging his chrome dome against the front window
Aaron Ross
>*record scratch*
Lucas Barnes
I'm Imperial Fleet
Brandon Moore
>naboo
>not manaan
Lincoln Richardson
>boy these rebels are bad pilots
Xavier Collins
He was armed only with this.
Jacob Young
>accidentally ignites it while handing it over, impaling Lord Vader
Andrew Martinez
>Quis iustius induit arma
scire nefas: magno se iudice quisque tuetur;
>Victrix causa deis placuit sed victa Catoni.
Andrew Rodriguez
>That trooper power stance in the background
Jason Nelson
Sir! The captchas are malfunctioning, we can't post! Our threads are nearing red 10!
Jace Martinez
>"handle first, handle first..."
Landon Roberts
Seriously whys he not wearing shoes? He looks like he has some sort of self contained space suit on but he removed the part for his upper and lower limbs. So at some point he must have taken them off and just started walking around this space craft with no shoes on. Is this how Europeans really behave? Maybe that's why they have no space industry.
Hudson Walker
Tell me about the red & blue gummies on their uniform. Can they eat them? Emergency rations?
Michael Reed
>We are as mayflies. Whatever those are.
Sebastian Ramirez
>European
Bossk is clearly Israeli.
Luke Perry
Imperial Era
>first officer efficiently and calmly relays information
>captain confirms understanding with a curt, fitting riposte
First Order era
>panicked screaming about a single fighter coming up
>FIREONDABASE!!!!
Connor Collins
Elevator?
Thomas Ross
Intensify forward Passes, I don't want anything to 404.
Jaxon Myers
Owen Morgan
>BOW YA SHITS!
Colton White
This feels relevant.
>youtu.be
>mfw being a glorious Stormtrooper for the Empire and some durka durka extremist from "Tattoo-win" with his tacky religion blows up the Death Star I'm in
Ayden Gray
He's cool, but rude.
Jaxson Gray
Blessed thread.
Tyler Phillips
where the fuck are they? Are they just in the middle of the bridge walkway with a console?
Gavin Foster
>If only you knew how bad things really are.
Oliver Davis
You have lost, your highness. I'm a shitposter like my father before me.
Colton Thompson
Do not listen to this retard
The actual reason is that they were looking for technical data - intelligence that the fate of the Empire literally depended on. Their mission was never going to end unless they had absolute 100% certainty that the information had been contained.
If the rebels had stuck the plans in that pod and they blew it away, the plans would be atomised and they'd never be able to confirm. Their only mistake was not anticipating a pair of unusually independent droids being inside and having the luck / ability to get away.
Jack Evans
Jerjerrod is pretty based. In the novel he was going to fire the Death Star on Endor and was one of the only guys left in the control room, even when it was known the Rebels were at the core. They give him the trigger and are 'goodbye sir'
I think the misfire is still in the film, it was moments away
Jackson Stewart
TOO LATE!
AHHHHH!
Chase Powell
Literally the only character I've liked in the sequels was Captain Canady because he felt like a calm and collected Imperial officer inside the First order.
Eli Fisher
Absolute madman and legend. Still angry this was cut.
David Watson
YOUNGLING SLAYER
GET IN HERE
Colton Sanchez
I believe he was referencing Father Ted, not GOT
Jeremiah Richardson
Piett was based and it seemed comfy under his command.
Ethan Anderson
Surrounded by Skywalkers. Luke Skywalker, by the FORCE WHAT A STUPID NAME!
Michael Garcia
Bounty Hunters, we need their passes!
Asher Gray
They should have stopped it at that shot and played this
Andrew Lopez
They installed some new consoles in the back.
Wyatt Gomez
>Obi-Wan... ma-*cough*m-make sure the council knows a Darkie did it
Lucas Ramirez
Jedi in an open chancellor's office! BY THE FORCE I WAS STRONG THEN!
Nathaniel Young
>We've analyzed the rebel shitposting pattern and there is a danger of a mass ban. Shall I sign out your Imperial Yea Forums Pass?
>Sign out? In our moment of triumph? I think you underestimate their chances.
Luis Murphy
>There was that one... Oh, what was her name? That senator girl of yours? Padme. With the great big tits you could bury your face in!
>Padme, I believe you cucked me with her, master
>PADME! Thank the Force for Padme, and her tits!
Jeremiah Wilson
He was, I pivoted.
Connor Watson
He wandered into the set since the movie was filmed in the middle east
Bentley Brown
If I remember correctly, that's because he was, he's one of the last of the old guard. And you can see the utter disdain he has for the rest of the First Order officers.
Juan Hill
>Gritty Dengar movie starring Jonathan Banks when?
Jaxson Diaz
>Admiral Piett sir, I'd like to lodge an official request to block all sounds from outside the ship. The constant strangled screams of workers on the Death Star being sucked out into the Endor atmosphere is very counterproductive to my workstation efficiency.
Gabriel Butler
>Vaduh, here's what ya gonna do
Isaac Bennett
Who named you? Some idiot with a force choked neck?
Benjamin Hall
Yeah, I'd heard it the same. Wish there were more of those guys, an exiled militaristic band of imperial officers or their offspring smoothly running things, without retarded interference from the emperor.
Luis Price
This has been the best thread I've seen on Yea Forums this entire year, maybe longer
Logan Evans
>and even if I die, I can't stand those crosswalk captchas
Cameron Peterson
Men, I'm aware that Lord Vader looks positively hilarious when a tiny little hologram on the dashboard, but in future hold your laughter until after his pint size self has disconnected.
Colton Robinson
Your request is noted, ensign, however I wouldn’t be hopeful. Lord Vader makes a lot of money arranging bets on how long it takes for them to asphyxiate.
Noah Long
Disney just ruined it by autistiaclly wanting their own oc donut steal villians to sell merch when they should have just straight up called the First Order the Imperial Remnant. Would have made everything make much more sense rather than having another evil Empire suddenly appear after 20 years.
Noah Evans
>But General sir...he's so tiny. I can't hold it in.
Michael Gonzalez
Kumba Magoonta/Legends
>man lives in space therefore he's never been anywhere other than space
Are you fucking retarded, kid?
Alexander Sanchez
There was in the old EU. They were called the Remnant.
Justin Allen
Veers confirmed as a midge poster.
Luke Nelson
>What was he thinking at this exact moment?
Vietnam fucking shit
Alexander Jones
>Sir it was you who increased the pitch so his voice matches his size. Not to sound insubordinate or to doubt your comedic sensibilities, General, but you're making it incredibly difficult to concentrate on driving when our ribs shake like the rebel base below us. Respectfully.
Dylan Lewis
where did a group of imperial remnants get more material than the empire itself
Austin Smith
Wrinkled? Wrinkled, is it? Is that how you speak to your Emperor?
Brody Brown
This thread will be the death of me.
Jordan Gutierrez
imagine disneys versions of the bounty hunters. theyd all look the same and wear brown with slit visor masks
Levi Price
>Then Lord Vader the great metal oaf barges his way in
this really got me
Daniel Adams
*lucas puts mayflies into attack of the clones as some giant bug on Tatooine so it's internally consistent*
starwars.fandom.com
Jason Diaz
>Gentlemen, I am aware we are running under stressful circumstances, and that practical jokes are a natural part of alleviating that stress, but TX113 needs his respirator to his job, and stealing his stuffed wookie toy is simply in poor taste
>I’m not angry, and if they’re returned by 10:00 no more will be said on the matter
Benjamin Martinez
Is that the windows version? DOS didn't look that good, iirc
Blake Torres
>complaining about the disney films
have sex incell, stop hating women
Jackson Brown
Blessed thread.
Connor Morris
>Resshluk ra’auf
What did Bossk mean by this?
Michael Brooks
>old white dude from the OTis the only competent guy in the entire first order
Xavier Campbell
>he brings them onto the fucking bridge instead of the hangar bay or one of the probably thousands upon thousands of conference rooms/rec centers the ship has
I'm convinced Vader is a giant prankster when he's not choking people to death.
Jason Ward
I've made a huuuge mistake
Ryder Perry
Being Piett is suffering. Everyone is either rebel scum or dipshit Sith.
Aiden Sanders
*strangled hacking coughs and heaving sounds in the background*
Jason Perez
I would totally watch this.
Gavin Butler
More juma juice, your highness?
Benjamin Howard
We shall double our OC!
Logan Hughes
I assure you our cunny thread is perfectly legal
Dominic Nguyen
>Ah, fresh Gungan for dinner
Charles Thompson
They legitimately suck dick even if you're not a right-wing babby.
Ethan Evans
based and checked
Matthew King
>What do you do?
Orbital bombardment of Trandosha.
Camden Watson
>shoots a passing tauntaun which violently explodes
Heheh, little shit.
Samuel Sanchez
For the empire.
Bentley Sullivan
Somebody edit these guys into wojaks and pepes.
Wyatt Lewis
Officer Cambridge his Heard You Were Talkin Shit squad.
Carter Phillips
the confederacy did nothing wrong
Dominic Clark
>Animated shit
Disgusting
Cooper Brown
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT DARIUS
CAUSE I'M A MILE HIGH AND I'M THE SCARIEST
Mason Diaz
Perform a deadly hex ritual passed down from my distant nightsister witch great great aunt, which will curse the bounty hunter successful to a foolish and humiliating death within the next year. No one scuffs my polished bridge floor.
Joshua Smith
why did they need this hologram? why can't they just use radio?
Cameron Ross
Star wars is as fun as we make it. the new movies are shit, it just how it is now
but this thread blessed because we made it one
Asher Martin
Look sir, droids.
Christopher Diaz
They need in-flight (walk?) entertainment.
Ian Sanders
Adam Rivera
the empire did nothing wrong
Isaiah Morris
one time Yea Forums was having connection problems and pol was having fun with it.
Mason Hill
>Maybe if the lumbering dipshit didn't keep having us assemble in this hangar just to greet his rusting ass instead of working on the Death Star we wouldn't behind schedule...
"Lord Vader! Welcome!"
Nathaniel Brown
>a random piece of salvage
>DROIDS
I don't recall either of them losing any parts as they come out of the pods.
Mason Johnson
part 2
William Cruz
birthday party hats can only mean one thing...
Oliver Foster
>General Veers? May I ask...
>I would toss him, Colonel. Kicking is too crude, and starving isn’t fun.
Nicholas Torres
>"Make 'em space gooks, and I don't mean the animu type - I mean bucktoothed sensei master mustache twirling slanted-eyed grubby money hoarding zipperheads!"
Jesus George...
Hudson Gutierrez
Am I the only one that thinks the on screen destructiion of the Super Star Destroyer was a major dissapointment and was the worst special effect in the entirr trilogy?
The shit looked like little Billy's plastic toy model was set on fire with some lighter fluid from Dad's garage. The flames are bigger than the fuckimg ship.
It's a shame because the fx in ROTJ are mostly based.
Angel Bell
Celebration
Asher Davis
>make it triumph of the will but bigger
>how do we make it bigger?
>I don't know have tie fighters lined up as if they're listing to a Hitler speech or something
Joshua Howard
Pretty big eyes for a gook.
Evan Nguyen
COMMUNICATION
INVASION
Gabriel Morris
Holy shit, have you ever seen a juicier target? All those TIEs lined up like that is enough to make any X-wing pilot cream his jumpsuit.
Daniel Fisher
>No, Luke! You have a static IP, it’s too dangerous!
Ayden Hill
Next movie will have a thousand death stars sieg heiling in formation
Xavier Sanders
TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421!
Cameron Cox
I don't know, I don't speak Hebrew.
Levi Smith
>You have been banned from all boards
That boy was our last hope...
Kevin Myers
>why did he pin cough drops to his shirt for immediate access? did vader think he was mocking him when he had a cold that one time?
Colton Torres
>Anakin, I beg of you, hear what you are saying. You are talking of murdering a child.
>THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!
Hudson Morgan
Gods I could spin then! Kit Fisto, what a stupid name
Jack Parker
My name is Kevin, DAN.
Dylan Hill
now all we need is some twi leks
Jace Campbell
>pic
What the fuck, is that by the guy who colors/inks Doctor McNinja?
Aaron Allen
You seen that new VT-16?
Xavier Miller
Dominic Hernandez
Not again, TK-421.
Jason Gutierrez
>No. There is a phone
Brody Jones
10/10
Aiden Ortiz
His quips while he kills the Trade Council(?) in one of the novels supports your hypothesis.
>"Sheev said we'd be rewarded handsomely!"
>"I'm your reward. Don't you think I'm handsome? lol"
>[Decapitation noises.]
Ryder Jones
that was embarassing to read, I hope you made it up.
Alexander Jackson
Luke Murphy
Oh I'm a afraid the banning shield will be quite operational when your shitposts arrive.
Ryder Allen
Yes, this again DAN, you guys still haven't done anything about that damned cycloptic tentacle monster in the trash compactor and now you're calling down here to ride my ass every ten minutes.
Benjamin Torres
It's an autosage!
Landon Gray
THIS is even better
Isaac Bell
>Oh I'm afraid the Jannies hot pockets will be quite ready when your shitposts arrive
Julian Bell
Sir we seem to be missing a large amount of equipment and ship hull here.
Hudson Rivera
>The n-word is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a jannie.
Connor Perez
Han will get the Range Ban down! We’ve Got to give him more time!
Wyatt Watson
IS THAT A REAL FUCKING SCREENSHOT FROM THE SHOW
Thomas Collins
Fool of a Pook. Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.
Jonathan Jackson
Lmao
Jose Rivera
Only the paraphrasing. It's a legit exchange.
Adam Young
Meanwhile on Endor
>Shitposts freely without a care
Grayson Parker
>"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend"
Henry Wilson
holy shit
the clone wars is based
Oliver Murphy
66 get
Andrew Butler
A mandala effect for me as a kid was that Robert Logia played that guy
Juan Gomez
Lord Vader, Admiral Ozzel posted too fast. Our forward threads have been deleted as spam. We've lost 400 good Imperial Passes.
Oliver Gomez
CAREFUL WINDU, CAREFUL NOW
Bentley Nguyen
I wasn't notified.
Thomas Thompson
>my shitposting has doubled since last we met, Janny
>twice the memes, double the ban
Logan Allen
The Supreme Commander of the Imperial Armed Forced is a NI- *force choke sounds*
>what did he say? I believe he said the supreme commander is near
Samuel Howard
>Sir, I've analysed my mutton chops and there is a danger of fashion dating for any victory holographs, shall I prepare the barber?
>Shave? In our moment of triumph? I think you underestimate our fashion longevity.
Henry Reyes
>bridge pit
formerly manlet pit
Aiden Barnes
>"Good Jannies, good!"
>"Ban him, ban him now"
Tyler Brown
>You're no match for him, he's a neet lord
Owen Diaz
>This fully armed and operational battle station...*click* fire at will, commander
>*static*...I wasn't notified.
>....? Commander?
Jackson Lee
Soon the Emperor will have nothing but his pitiful Force to rely on
Luke Williams
>Parpartine
got me good
Charles Hall
>Empire soldiers in the original saga
Almost always older men, usually look rugged or kinda like you'd expect Germans to look. Almost condescending at times but exclude the air of superiority and authority. Highest commanding officers look straight up evil.
>Empire "soldiers" in the prequel
In-vitro dudes based off a Mexican-Asian mixture or whatever, really fucking weird since they all look the same
>New Order soldiers in the new trillogy
Literal incels, the highest commanding officer has a baby face and looks like someone who was picked on in high school.
what did they mean by this
Blake Foster
CD DOS version looked pretty good
Carson Diaz
I tire of this Imperial life drifting through empty space. Get a shuttle ready. I will moon Lord Vader to his face personally.
Joseph James
working in the pit looks so comfy
Elijah Lopez
Heh heh heh. Once again we have evaded Thrawn's grasp. I knew I would be able to beat that...AAAAHHHHHH.
Jack King
I HAVE BROUGHT SNEED, FEED, AND SEED TO MY NEW 4CHANNEL!
Dylan Brown
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Justin Jones
Wait until they're all leaving, then order all batteries to open fire. Let's see the Force help him now.
Luke Collins
theres no social programing going on
stop asking questions
Leo Wilson
Almost 300 posts and this is only the second use of the word incel. I legitimately hope you're ashamed of yourself, regardless of your political stance
Dylan Cox
>stage coup
>actually capture the fucking emperor from his fucking ship somehow idk how dont ask
>bring him to my ship
>some TIEs arrive, whatever.
>this one guy in one of the TIEs has blown up all 15 corvettes, 1 interdictor cruiser and 50+ smaller craft I've sent to fuck up vader
>he recaptures the Emperor and fucks the rest of my shit up single handedly
>mfw
Luis Morgan
>B-wing
>drawing of a bat
neat pottery
Wyatt Martinez
>Mexican-Asian
It's Maori, you absolute fucking retard. Enjoy your type 2 diabetes, because I bet you're a burgerlard.
Easton Ward
Is Imperialposting the peak of all Yea Forums?
Landon Thompson
Lincoln Diaz
>be ashamed because you used a word which has all lost its meaning and is interpreted freely by practically everyone
>on an anonymous basket weaving forum
but I'm not mentally ill user?
Maori then, sorry. Also forgot to mention they were all literally brainwashed.
Julian Richardson
>Sir I can only hear constant echoes in this helmet
Joseph Sanchez
t. clone number 34543425635654
Caleb Evans
How much would it suck to be the guy on the right covering his head.
It looks like his job is literally to look out the space window and then duck and hope he doesn't get his head blown off by his own laser cannon
Nolan Carter
Every time I see this comic it makes me wish I could strip naked and smoke a fat doobie with George. We'd order chinese food and watch old WW2 movies while he rants about how people weren't ready for his cosmic vision and tone poetry.
Joseph Torres
>my shoes hurt
>this gun is loud
>I wish I was at home jerking it to Twi'leks
Elijah Turner
Targeting the Rebel threads.
Maximum spampower!
Robert Martin
How's the son?
Joseph Young
DL-245 YOU FUCK GET AWAY FROM THE BATTERY! THAT IS A LIVE FIRING ZONE!
Joseph King
>Hey FC-534, you still sell those Chiss x Twi’lek data tapes?
>Sorry man, FC-212 sent my whole stash to the trash compactor yesterday. Something about it violating imperial regulations on the depictions of minors.
>what an asshole! He’s only janitorial for the Emperor’s sake, where does he get that rucking ego?
>I don’t know what to tell ya, except fuck jannies
Ayden Cox
>so what tie designs should we use for the sequels?
>just use the normal one but with red stripes
Robert Gutierrez
>they can't just have turrets
>the firing port gives you like two degrees of space to shoot
>even if the war lasted 20 years and the death star was getting hit nonstop, you'd spend your life waiting to fire at a tiny part of the exterior and probably only shoot twice
Now the real bosses are the actual superlaser gunners that hit the thing that goes "dooooo"
Jason Wright
They are piloted just like real life huge ships are piloted I think. Don't ask me how they pilot ships in real life though, I have no idea.
Wyatt Nelson
Benjamin Bennett
WHAT?
Jason Cruz
Stand by
Leo Cooper
I do wonder why the stormtroopers are even there, unless they're somehow in transit from one part of the DS to another. Death Star is a battle station so they probably have battalions of ST's stationed there but they're essentially useless in a space battle.
Josiah Watson
Looka me, I'm Dart Vadur.
Hooocch, haauuuch!
Josiah Robinson
>The window firing virgin ducks in fear
>The exterior turret Chad and his 360 degree firing arc
Cameron Barnes
DOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
Adrian Rogers
I think he means why are they scraping alongside the ship
Gabriel Murphy
>can't see shit out of this helmet
>doesn't block the noise though, what the fuck
>better just cower here until it's over
Bentley Baker
All according to plan.
John Garcia
They’re used in boarding actions, duh
Matthew Peterson
LP-223, do you hear a loud "OOOAUURRRrrrhhh" noise? Anyone else?
Julian Brooks
poor guy
Andrew Gonzalez
I sure hope you guys are contacting me
Cameron Mitchell
>Commander tells you to power down the tractor beam so the maintenance crew can get to work.
>Have to crawl across a very narrow ledge over a bottomless pit to get to the controls.
Jose Cox
What was even the point of having soldiers just walking around the hallways of a moon sized station?
Asher Gray
>the firing port gives you like two degrees of space to shoot
>even if the war lasted 20 years and the death star was getting hit nonstop, you'd spend your life waiting to fire at a tiny part of the exterior and probably only shoot twice
This. It's dumb since they have automated turrets outside which seem to be accurate enough to provide sufficient defense.
It's not necessary to have this many stormtroopers there for boarding shit especially since you don't really see stuff like that in Star Wars during space battles because it's all "big ship goes pew pew", but I guess DS is meant to be like a garrison base where the Empire's armies can operate from and move around.
Jace James
>It's alright, the previous technicians have piled up enough now that it's only a 12 foot drop, your gear should take the brunt of it.
Jace Myers
>This is unacceptable! The Senate will neveRAAAAAGHHH!!!!!
What did Sio Bibble mean by this?
Christopher Ramirez
The Emperor sure loves those bottomless pits, heard he even has one in his office.
Xavier Stewart
Makes them feel useful
Ayden Jenkins
How bout you shut the fuck up CF-786? Let maintenance worry about that shit, and let me get through ONE patrol without needing to fill out a fucking incident report log.
Carter Ramirez
xes evah
Lucas King
>top ten conspiracy theories that turned out to be true
Camden Nelson
>It's bottomless and just goes outside the other end of the Death Star
>The gravity of the station is so strong that once he passes the center, he slows, and is slingshotted back up the shaft, eventually flying back out of the pit and landing exactly where he started next to the railing
Juan Adams
>no one's ever really gone
Carter Ortiz
Sigh, CF-786 gets no respect despite CF-786's diligence, no respect at all.
Caleb Price
They are pretty aesthetic.
Aaron Anderson
Just as planned
Ian Sanchez
>Actually yeah EF-44, I heard it too... From your mom last night! Ooooh!
>Now shut the fuck up and keep watching that empty corridor or Vader will have both our asses
William White
*record scratch*
yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this position... well, it all started a long time ago, in a galaxy far away.
Isaiah Morgan
I'm picturing that bit from Batman Forever
Luis Foster
Christian Reyes
Delectable taste
Evan Thompson
I'm not sure if that's how the Death Star's gravity works I mean it probably has a ton of gravity generators that make each "level" work like the whole sphere is just a sphere-shaped building with a bottom and a top.
Nathan Morgan
>he's going into third person again, sir
Carter Moore
I prefered X-Wing Alliance until I realized their fanbase are extremely autistic edgelords.
Jack Ortiz
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Anthony Hill
bless this thread and everyone in it
Mason Young
That would actually be a lot of fun. I remember reading an article once that calculated falling to the bottom of it would take like 20 minutes.
Alexander Turner
Nothing, he's just doing silly noises with his mouth because he's a manchild.
Anthony Kelly
Nathan Ramirez
Henry Watson
>Let shoot an blast the moon right next to us.
And they bitch about the hyperspace ram.