ITT: we post alcoholism kinos

Flight
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Any Humphrey Bogart role

Leaving Las Vegas is the best. I have an alcoholic father and this movie hits way too close to home.

Same here. Great movie.

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sauce

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That was the worst movie to watch after pounding 14 beers at 7am.

any other movies that show the positive effects of alcoholism?

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filename user

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was it rape?

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My Dad was a little league coach in the 80's and early 90's and drank lite beer while he ran practice. This movie hits way to close him.

So poor i'm currently drinking swill i fermented from watermelons i got from a food bank and plan on spending the entirety of my equifax breach settlement on booze. Life is just awesome.

Leaving Las Vegas is the best Cagekino

Are you unable to stop?

have a drink with me ya CUNT

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Films_based_on_works_by_Charles_Bukowski

I guess you could include Californication since it was pretty shamelessly based on him

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based dad. based coaches.
there was a time people didn't give a fuck about little things like getting smashed while taking the time from your day to teach a little faggit sports.

i think coaching and alcoholism go hand in hand

Smashed
Colossal

Nick Cave said this movie was the most accurate depiction of Australian life

his job is basically to murder people

trees lounge is great

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>DUDE I DRINK A LOT I'M SO DEEP HAHA MY LIFE IS SO BAD BECAUSE I DRINK SO MUCH HAHA

your dad was a pedo?

bad news bears (1976>2005 (which is still pretty good))
bar fly
beer league - might give you hope

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>Wasting all that beer
>Alcoholism Kino
No

you fucking absolute moron

Good choice

My literal and actual life.

>Nicolas Cage acting
>get fake vodka(water)
>pretend to chug
>doesn't swallow

Beerfest

undoubtedly

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kek

Flight (2012)

For sure.

youtube.com/watch?v=_nhxm5QEbYI

Honestly I don't think Leaving Las Vegas will ever be beaten as a portrayal of true alcoholism unless they go so balls to the wall that it's just insane. And in this day and age I don't think they would do it anymore.
Leaving Las Vegas is really the ultimate alcoholic film.

I've honestly never thought Nicolas Cage was a particularly good actor even if I like a lot of his movies and I like him in those movies. Overall talent is debatable, but he does make whatever movie he's in better just by being there for some reason.

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>All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eating moron!
every time

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Factorum was pretty good

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>ever be beaten as a portrayal of true alcoholism

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Not him, but while Lahey is funny as hell it's way over the top, while Leaving Las Vegas is much more pathetic and believable

The sequel was so fucking awful literally soul vs soulless

It still hurts

>I'm mowin the air randy
It's played for a laugh, but especially in the earlier seasons he can get pretty dark and self destructive.
Since Dunsworth didn't drink I can only assume he had a drunk in the family. RIP you magnificent bastard.
Sticky never

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Withnail and I.

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Couple weeks ago I was helping my dad do yard work and ended up projectile vomiting in his basement between the heat and how hungover I was, luckily I was on an empty stomach and it was 99 percent liquid so I just kicked some sawdust over it and he never noticed, he already suspects I'm a drunk so I didn't need that

Goddam that looks good, alright fuck it guys what should I start with today? I've got Irish whiskey, gin, and like 5 different types of beer in the fridge (two pale ales, bock, stout and crappy domestic lager).

I'm just finished my second pilsner and have two left, will probably move on to gin later

FLIGHT
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Top tier general substance abuse kino, there's a lot of truth to getting to the point where you're ingesting all sorts of chemicals just to level out

Lahey is an accurate portrait of alcoholism, but it still makes it too funny and free of consequence.

Brilliant film. So many classic moments.

>Bollocks, the homeless don't drink this because it's a high class drink
>A pair of Scotches and a pair of ciders, Ice in the cider
>We'll rub ourselves in deep heat to stay warm until the pubs open
>We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now

This movie made me wish I was a pimp

>free of consequence.
Trapped forever circling the drain in sunnyvale is consequence enough.

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DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

if you want to last in this game, eat.
barfing up nothing is gonna kill you.

Sideways

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It’s odd how poorly alcoholics are portrayed in movies. As if no one in Hollywood ever spent time at a dive bar before. It’s almost never close to accurate.

It's not bad, but Leaving Las Vegas is still superior.

Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.

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They shy away from the realism of it these days. In past decades it's seems that they painted a much better picture of the actual alcoholic.

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NIL BY MOUTH

He really didn’t drink? Jesus he portrays drunkness pretty damn well. It’s obviously cartoony a lot but his speech and stumbles and even how his mouth gets when he drunk rambles is extremely accurate.

you mean like in Days of Wine and Roses with Jack Lemmon?

If a ate a Thompson breakfast the rest of my day would just be on the can.

i dunnno man the last time i saw johnny debit he looked real, real bad. not sure i'd listen to him.

Basically all of mad men

Characters like Roger make the drinking look fun and charming, but Don is just an out of control booze bag. It becomes even more apparent when you rewatch it

Buscemi at his best

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As much coffee and cigarettes as he had in his diet, he shit like a fucking freight train.

>"Doing much for your weekend, user?"

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Here's a hilarious mockumentary about a gang of wild heavy drinkers. You have to stick around for the twist ending.

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Why you gotta do me like that?

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Bitches don't know bout my Malcolm Lowry

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it's funny but it doesn't show the severe liver pain, hallucinaions, and the vomiting and shitting of blood.

watch the film and you'll understand

Been sitting on 5 gallons of blackberry wine. Going to drink it all and watch every movie in this thread by Sunday(currently late afternoon friday).

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That's a big jug

DRAIIINNNNNNAGEEEEEE

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literally me

U U
U U

>abdomen starts bloating and feels like it's in pain
>start to think I have kidney disease
>stop drinking for a few days
>symptoms don't stop
>realize I haven't shit in a week
>buy laxatives
>things get better
>start drinking again
>learn nothing
Kinos for this feel?

>beer
More like Plebcohol. Real alcoholics down at least a litre of bourbon every day.

Any of you lads on the Tenants Super or Oranjeboom?

>5 gallons of blackberry wine
Based as fuck, but oh god the heartburn and acid reflux and the explosive shits. I hate binging on wine. Do you have any idea what the % is?

i'd go with this as well. it shows true, long drawn out alcoholism. leaving las vegas to me seems more like suicide drinking. mad men is the alcoholism people get away with

sounds pathetic desu get help

I haven't tired tenant bust I've tried the red Oranjeboom and Special Brew and I liked both

Great taste mate. If uyou're hooked on the black Oranjeboom then theres no need for the Tenants imn my opinion.

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>mad men is the alcoholism people get away with
Is that level of drinking possible in white collar/office jobs now?

I made it a bit strong it's about 18 to 20%.

Maybe after Sunday. Probably not.

I might just try it for the sake of it but I do like the malty taste of higher strength lager.

>al/ck/ is still banned

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You're dead, my guy. It's not like white wine ether where you can chase it with Sprite and ease the pain.

Didn't know there ever was one. Why is it banned?

>Maybe after Sunday. Probably not.

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>I do like the malty taste of higher strength lager.
Its truly the best. I've tried all the spiurits but lager is the one thing that keeps me coming back. Sometimes if I dont have much money I'll still fall back on the old Stellas.

Those threads have been on /ck/ for years but like six months ago the mods started deleting them with no explanation.

cop here. this is the reality. all these films glamourising alcoholism, each in their own small way, are contributing to this

>the mods started deleting them with no explanation

Can't have alcohol threads on 4channel

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this

Yeah same I could drink lager every day, I'm currently drinking that Carlsberg export premium and it's pretty smooth.

>You have to stick around for the twist ending

I really don't want to. Please just spoil it.

>Carlsberg export premium
Never tried that one mate, whats it like? btw njice digits.

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Try it it's only 5% but smooth as fuck, nicer than Stella or San Miguel imo. Yeah not bad are they.

Nowt beats Stella for me mate, though San Miguel gives me horrendous shits. Might still try it though.

Alcoholism should not be glorified
>t former alcoholic who almost died and now has chronic heart condition

Nothing will ever be as grim as Strongbow shits for me.
What is the condition?

desu I dont know why they still make Strongbow. The only people who drink it here are "butch" women and teenagers.

Nah

But I’m an alcoholic and I want to die and I love alcohol all the more for that reason.

could this be why im recently getting sudden chest pains?

>But I’m an alcoholic and I want to die and I love alcohol all the more for that reason.

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Theo drinks throughout Children of Men.

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Beer doesn't count as drinking.

you'd be surprised how many grab it when a slab's on offer

I went into vfib and sudden cardiac arrest due to a significant electrolyte imbalance (hypomagnesemia and hypokalemia) ... due to alcoholism. had to have heart surgery. I still have issues with tachycardia and take amriodarone and metoprolol daily, as well as mag oxide and potassium
it honestly could be. just stop drinking, man. unless you want to die like
it's not worth it. seek out support if you need to

Absolute kino.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKxRo6cv8Y

So fucking sad

How much were you drinking on a daily basis and for how long?

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It's a bit exaggerated, a dying drunk wouldn't have a car left and wouldn't get involved with a prostitute nor would a prostitute care about a dying drunk. Real alcoholism is pathetic like cancer, it's like dealing with a glue sniffer or an old person with dementia that leaves the fridge door open all night and all the food goes bad. They just sit around nodding off like junkies.

I'll go for Carling or Smirnoff before I resort to Cider desu. Seen too many young lads get wrecked off it to rejoin them.

I dont want to die but I'm not devoutly opposed to it. If I die I die.

Those threads were depressing af. The stories.....

This. Most dads went to the bar or drank at home and didn’t coach. Who cares if the coaches got lit during practice?

I would say I averaged about a liter to a liter and a half of Aristocrat Light Rum per day for 3-4 years. I started off as a pretty respectable scotch connoisseur... but you eventually form a habit and then it's about quantity over quality. And Aristocrat was the cheapest shit I could get that wasn't overly offensive

Tree's Lounge
On the Bowery
Le Beau Serge

Good film

seconding this
Under the Volcano is alcoholic kino

Thank you for the insight.

I'm rooting for you and I wish you the best on your road to recovery.

I have a few mates who only drink cider baffles me too, although it does take me back to adolescence

I have really fond memories from when I first started drinking and when taste still had an effect on me. I couldn't stand Guiness or strong ale. Now I need those as a minimum. I wish I was 14 again.

Good cokehead movie undoubtedly

Happy to help, because this shit is serious. I'm hesitant to even suggest that you should quit cold turkey (unless you have someone to look after you) because the withdrawals you can have are fucking terrifying. I had auditory and visual hallucinations, seizures.... I thought for sure I was hypothermic, even though I was covered in blankets and long sleeved shirts and jackets. but once you break the addiction. Man. I used to just drink myself into a coma every night after work... wake up hungover as fuck... and then start drinking again at 12 to get ride of the pain. And there's nothing wrong with drinking... it's just some people have.... tendencies that can cause it to go overboard. But now I just feel like I have all of the time in the world

we have to go back

If I was 14 again I'd just start on the vodka so I die sooner.

Oranjeboom used to be my goto before they changed it, round about the time they changed the label

What was it before mate? I only recently got into it.

I'd like to go back and push myself in front of a bus or something

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lol in this trailer a little kid goes
>2 spics, niggers and now a girl?!

it hurts to watch this. to see how america used to be..to what it is now.

It was still called Oranjeboom but it was richer, more like Stella which is what I get now.

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Damn, I remember watching this as a kid but not anything from the movie. That's fukkin wild.

See I prefer the modern Oranjeboom, which ifs forget juice for me. It really helps me forget large proportions of my shit life.

Great Movie

>got home from work 2 hours ago
>already on my 5th steel reserve tallboy

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>Flight
Underrated flick. One of the best opening sequences too.

Literally (you)

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>people
thats where youre wrong bucko

is this a meme? five no-abv beers are nothing... especially over two hours. tell me when you move away from baby juice and maybe I'll sympathize

They are 8% alcohol

Why would anyone want to last in this game?

Does this count?

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>tfw drinking alone some cheapass jameson right now

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again, relatively nothing. stop drinking for two days. if you keep on going in the direction you're going, you'll end up switching to hard liquor and then the real problems starts. just stop. you have the time to turn things around

>Behold, the mighty god Dionysus.

I'm living the NEET life now but when I was last wageslaving I couldn't even do that. I just stared at the wall and thought about tomorrow. No drinking.
Being an alcoholic AND having to work sounds like a nightmare. A real nightmare, just the sweating and shaking and having to pretend to be a normalfag. I couldn't do it.

Jameson and ginger ale is a delicious classic, don't be too hard on yourself.

They all die slow painful deaths.

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I went to the bar with co-workers and had one 7.8% beer. Now I’m drinking coffee. Enlightened moderation ftw

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I wish I was this based
but no. no alcohol for me lads

In the Sneed episode of The Simpsons, Sneed is seen drinking a beer.

>no alcohol
Now THAT’S based.

which episode is this?

i agree. i was going down that path in my early 20s but thankfully had an epiphany and changed my entire life from the ground up. the way alcoholism is romanticized just enables alcoholics people to kill themselves in a delusion of martydom.

>hey I'll take it easy this time, 2 shots tops
>end up having 10 because fuck it why not

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based but sad desu

you haven't lived life until you wake up from a blackout with what's left of your paycheck in a sticky whiskey encrusted ball and some hooker/fuck slut on your floor with no clothes on, wondering if you fucked her and if you remembered to used a condom.

>time... to puke...

I remember watching this for the first time and that 'I'm sorry' really shocked me in a weird way. It was just a sad outburst I didn't see coming

lol@ all the lightweights here arguing about steel reserve or whiskey

at my lowest I was drinking 97% iso alcohol
it works

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Alcoholic here, I’m six days sober tonight. Woke up feeling great this morning but right now I need a drink so fucking bad. I’m drinking really sour lemonade because the burn kinda reminds me of booze.
Wish me luck bros.

You can do it user. I believe that you will make it through this trying night.

>cop here
*oink oink oink*

>tried drinking myself to death a year ago
>Can have 1-2 ez pz and call it a night
Cya

>Woke up feeling great this morning

Remember this feeling to help you through the hard times.

It really is. It's one of those movies carried by an amazing performance, in this case by Finney.

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good luck, user. Alcohol is the devil

He was bi-curious and was taken advantage of due to the alcohol binge. So its left ambiguous because its walking the line of rape and consent.

I'm beginning to think my boss is an alcoholic should I report him to corporate management? He's got alcohol in his office always and sometimes I smell it on him.

Don’t tattle you fucking queer

Drinking a local ipa by myself right now. Hang in there bro.

Don't be a pussy and confront him first.

Follow Steve-O. If he can do it anyone can do it.

Pick up new addictions man. Anything. Sports hobbies. Anything.

This.

If you drink you're a fucking faggot and a bitch.

Alcoholism is hard work. It takes some serous willpower and stamina to keep maintain it despite how terrible it makes you feel both sober and drunk after a while. I couldn't do it. How do you do it?

Does beer count as "drinking"? I drink a decent amount of beer on the weekend, but I don't really consider myself a drinker.

Basically you are addicted to alcohol.

I wouldn't call it alcoholism until it becomes the main focus in your life.

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they want to die every single day usually or have subhuman impulse control, its not about will power at all

should I take a shot m8s? I've got Very Old Barton here

I also smoke a lot of weed

In the book he sells the car once he decides to end it. There is a whole chapter about his driving and how he drove straight without swerving so he was never pulled over but was afraid that he would space out and kill someone. Also he felt like he no longer needed to drive in Vegas. It also explains that the hooker was super lonely, getting old, and felt pathetic herself. He was supposed to be charming and charismatic when he was on a decent level of drunk. Still exaggerated but made more sense.

thanks anons not to be a faggot but I’m lying in bed banging my heels against the footboard wanting to pour a liter of vodka down my throat and that helps some

No Barfly?

It's the alcohol kino you didn't know you wanted. Watch it now.

It’s mentioned 5 posts in retard

The Lost Weekend is easily the most accurate especially in the case of more sociable alcos

When I worked second shift I drank till closing every night. Now I work mornings and only, for the most part, drink before a day off. But I drink whiskey until I pass out. My tolerance isn’t super high anymore and my hangovers are getting much worse, but if I’m not working the next day, I’m getting fucking hammed.

>not being too lazy to go and get liquor
Smh ´desu

>5 posts in retard

You're punctuation is gay.

>It's Lahey
>He's drunker and crazier than usual!

this is why he ended up in vegas: to scavenge booze

can't believe this thread is still up. NO I DON'T WANT TO STOP. I HAVE NOTHING AND NO ONE MY LIFE IS EMPTY AND ALCOHOL IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME FROM HURTING MYSELF OR OTHERS. thanks for listening

sauce?

This was me for a few years DESU. Then I fucked a hooker raw who next day told me she was pozzed up. I cried and cries. Threw my booze away. Did my tests. Came back negative. Now I'm a binge drinker on the weekends, which is a bit of improvement. I still blackout and rawdog whores every few months though. At least it's not every other night. Hopefully I'll die soon.

Yes. I'm such a clown I started drinking at my advertising job after watching Mad Men. Not even memeing. I'm in Accounts and nobody seems to give a fuck. I do worse when sober now. It's a unique field though, since a large part of it is schmoozing. Nobody gives a fuck as long as I bring in clients and get my billable hours on track. I once threw up on my secretary though. I told everyone I had the flu.

Wake In Fright, classic

watch this every year

fucking based, but don't take this as encouragement. (i have a binge drinking problem).

boomer Yea Forums should absolutely love this movie. I'm surprised I don't see it talked about more

>I should have spent more time on Yea Forums

just have one drink, it wont be too bad

Patrick Melrose episode 1.

youtube.com/watch?v=gI8atdMG1eo

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Is your boss Don Draper?

If alcoholism runs in the family, how do you ensure it doesn't happen to you? I enjoy beer but don't want it to turn into a problem.

>not listening to tom waits while knocking back an 8% beer at 11 in the morning

uhhhhhh

This movie is 100% kino.

I know it's the fucking mouse but it really pissed me off that they kind of hinted at the Demon In A Bottle storyline in Iron Man 2 and they were too pussy to go through with it.
If it wasn't for the mouse taking over they might have followed through.

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>tfw

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So Australian kino?

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

kino af series

Honestly, nothing beats Wake in Fright.

my nigga, it was

DUDE BOOZE LMAO

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